Li Shimin glared at me, and then said, "I still don't admit it, this monster that was caught with you has all said it, and you still don't admit it?" ”

I asked, "Hah! What? What did the monster say? I touched the back of my head and subconsciously repeated the song in the stereo: "Beijing welcomes you and opens up the world for you." The charm in the flow is full of vitality! Da Da ~ Da Da ~ Da ~ "I forgot all the words behind it!

Yes! I suddenly realized why, I didn't notice it all along, it turned out to be an accent problem. First of all, I realized that what I was speaking now was not the Mandarin of later generations, but with a Shaanxi accent. I thought about it carefully, as if I had been speaking this kind of accented language since I crossed over, and the people around me were also like this, and His Majesty the Emperor in front of me was even more full of accents.

"Huh! It turns out that I've always spoken with an accent! I didn't even realize it! "After I muttered to myself, I understood why Li Shimin said the word 'Bai Yujing' just now. It should be that he misheard the Beijing in the lyrics!

"Huh! O master of empty ears! You can hear that wrong! ”

I subconsciously said: "Beijing can mishear Bai Yujing!" All right! You're amazing! ”

Li Shimin probably heard me whispering to myself, and then he said, "Boy! I'll ask you again! Who did you learn from? Where is Bai Yujing? ”

I secretly looked at Li Shimin, and found that I seemed to be angry, and I said with a drum in my heart: "What should I do?" Honestly? I guess he won't believe it! Forehead! Well, let's make it up! ”

After I lowered my head and gritted my teeth, I made up my mind, and said, "Your Majesty! Xiaomin actually doesn't know where the teacher is! The little one learned from a dream after a serious illness! ”

As soon as these words came out, Li Shimin took the case and said angrily: "Nonsense! Stinky boy! How dare you make it up! Believe it or not, I want your head now? ”

As soon as I heard this, I quickly bowed my head and said, "The emperor is angry! The emperor is angry! Xiaomin is really telling the truth! After saying this, I peeked at Li Shimin and found that he was still angry, I could only try to expose it, and I continued: "Your Majesty! What Xiaomin said is true, if you don't believe it, Xiaomin can show you! ”

After hearing this, Li Shimin sat down again, suppressed his anger and said, "Demonstration? How to present? ”

"Xiaomin's treasures are all sent by the master in the dream, if you send them back, you have to send them over in a dream! Xiaomin wants to show you how I sent back the treasure sent by the master! ”

Li Shimin listened to my words and seemed to be a little interested. Nodding in agreement with my performance.

I quickly stood up, walked to the side of the motorcycle, grabbed the motorcycle with my right hand, and gently pressed the mark on my chest with my left hand under the cover of the blanket, "Whoosh!" With a bang, I crossed back into the mall. After getting off the bike, I hurried back again. And Li Shimin probably just saw me close my eyes, and the motorcycle disappeared!

"I don't know if I can bluff him! But fortunately, there is only one blanket on his body now, and if he is wearing a formal suit, it is estimated that just the action of reaching into his arms can be exposed! I said to myself.

After returning to Datang, I opened my eyes and found that Li Shimin was looking at me dumbfounded. When he saw me open his eyes, he said, "You! Well! Are you playing tricks? Or is it sorcery? Also, you're snoring so loudly! It can't be pretended! ”

Forehead! Please! I'm adventurous, why is your focus on my snoring again? I don't want to snore!

"Huh! Emperor! Xiaomin This is not a trick, you can have someone check it! After saying that, I shook the blanket off my body, and then said, "Moreover, Xiaomin has nothing on him now." ”

Li Shimin stood up, and after waving his hand, another black shadow stood up, stretched out his head to Li Shimin's ear, and didn't know what to say. Then, Li Shimin spoke to me again: "Then you are conjuring that monster into me!" ”

"Yes!" I bowed my head in reply, and then, under the cover of the blanket, pressed the mark on my chest again, crossed back into the mall, grabbed the motorcycle, and crossed back again.

In order not to make me perform again, I decided to keep my left hand on my chest and be ready at all times.

"Whoosh!" With a bang, the motorcycle flashed directly in front of me. I opened my eyes and secretly looked at Li Shimin, and found that he was looking at me with wide eyes with the person who had just appeared behind him.

"Huh! This dress seems to be a eunuch's costume too! It won't be a master like Dongfang Undefeated! Well! Possibly! The eunuch in the novel and the movie, that is a profession with many masters! I said to myself.

At this time, Li Shimin turned his head and began to talk to the person in black eunuch costume, I stretched out my ears to listen, and found that their voices were too small for me to hear at all, and then I gave up eavesdropping and began to think about how to continue to make it up for a while!

Not long after, Li Shimin turned his head and continued to ask me: "Boy! Are you telling the truth? Is there really a dream fairy? What is your relationship with that Bai Yujing? ”

Forehead! How can you return Bai Yujing? Shall I explain that it is Beijing? I thought about it, and I think that if I talk about Beijing or something, it will be even more difficult to explain, forget it, it's all place names anyway, and it's wrong!

"Back to the emperor, Xiaomin is considered to be the north~ eh! Bai Yujing's heir! The master in the villain's dream is a native of Bei~~ Baiyujing! ”

"Hmmm! Got it, then you quickly write down the gunpowder formula you said to me! ”

"Yes!"

Alas! Hurry up and finish asking! It's a little cold!

I shuddered as I picked up the pen and paper handed by the black-clothed eunuch and began to write down the gunpowder recipe.

"One sulfur, two nitrates, three charcoal!" I picked up the brush, wrote these words on a whole piece of rice paper crookedly, and then bowed my head and said: "Your Majesty, Xiaomin has written!" ”

After the black-clothed eunuch handed it over, Li Shimin saw it and immediately became angry, 'Smack! With a slap, he slapped directly on the rice paper, and then shouted at me: "Stinky boy! Just those few words? Do you know that bullying is a capital crime! ”

I was so frightened that I quickly squatted down, pretending to kneel down and said, "Wronged! What I'm writing is true! If you don't believe me, find someone to try it yourself! ”

Li Shimin waved his hand and sat down, and then, with a 'whoosh', the black-clothed eunuch disappeared outside the door. It didn't take long for him to come over with a small bag and put it in front of me. Directly opened.

I looked up and saw that it was a small medicine scale, and a few packets of yellow paper holding small bags. Open the yellow paper, and inside it is saltpeter, charcoal and sulfur.

Li Shimin opened his mouth and said: "Then you are worthy!" ”

After I nodded yes, I picked up the charcoal and said, "Your Majesty! This requires tools to make the charcoal into a powder. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the black-clothed eunuch spoke: "It's okay! Miscellaneous family will do it for you! "The voice is very feminine, and it is colder to hear me anyway.

As soon as the words fell, the black-clothed eunuch directly pressed the yellow paper bag containing charcoal with his hand, and he didn't see any movement, as if it was just a light press, and then, I saw that the whole package of charcoal had all turned into powder, and the yellow paper on the outside must not have been damaged!

"I'll go! Kung Fu! This is an internal force! I shouted out in surprise!

The black-clothed eunuch smiled slightly and ignored me.

Forehead! Ignore me!

I was bored, so I had to say again: "Then please make these two things into powder again!" I pointed to the remaining two packs.

When the black-clothed eunuch heard this, he also gently pressed it twice with his hand, and when I looked at it again, sure enough, even saltpeter and sulfur had turned into powder.

"Huh! It's really kung fu! I exclaimed.