Chapter 47 63 Immortal Disciple? What the heck?
Tang Taizong looked at me carefully and said, "Didn't you just say that it was dangerous to detonate mines?" Doesn't that mean you can lead it! ”
I was speechless when I asked this! After a pause, he said, "Eh! Well, lead the mine or something, it's very simple, I really do! But that's too dangerous! Although it would! But I definitely wouldn't do that! I still want to live there. ”
After listening to Li Shimin, his interest increased: "It really will!" Then can you teach ~ uh ~ then can you teach others? Don't you dare, I'm a bold man here! ”
Forehead! You're so bold!
"Huh! All right! It's teachable, but what's the use of you learning that thing, although it can be eliminated, but that thing is completely useless! And whoever leads that thing, there is a good chance that it will be a little life! ”
"Really? But didn't you just say 'blow up the gates'? Isn't it the thunder that attracted it? "Li Shimin seems to be very curious about Tianlei!
I thought about it for a moment, then said, "That! Bombing the city gate is not a thunderbolt! It's something else! Forehead! It's gunpowder! ”
"Gunpowder? You mean the gunpowder that makes fireworks? ”
I remembered the bells and whistles that the butler showed me, with all the bells and whistles, and a lot of cinnabar gunpowder, and shook my head and said, "Yes and no!" It's similar, but there are no bells and whistles in it, it's just that I've changed the proportions and recipe! Make him more powerful! ”
Li Shimin hurriedly asked, "How powerful is it?" Also, where did you get this recipe! ”
I can't say that I saw it in later novels! After thinking about it, I can only say that this is my own credit!
"Huh! The kid was made by himself with nothing to do, and he was originally going to play as a firecracker, but he accidentally overpowered! ”
"So you blew up the gates, didn't you?"
"Huh! Xiaomin admits his mistake! The little one won't dare next time! ”
"Good! So how many people know about your recipe? ”
"Just Xiaomin knows!"
Li Shimin lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and then asked me again: "That! Is it easy? Is the material easy to make? How many people do you need to make it? ”
Although this question made me feel strange, I still answered honestly, and it was a very simple question anyway: "It's simple, you can buy it at any pharmacy, and you can make it by one person, and you don't need any tools!" ”
The Emperor was silent again, then changed the subject and asked, "Hmm! Do you know what's wrong? ”
Well? The tone has changed! Are you not going to pursue me? I quickly bowed my head and replied, "Xiaomin knows that he is wrong!" The little one won't dare next time! "Huh! I'm familiar with this wrong word!
Although I subconsciously, I directly admitted that I was wrong and softened, not enough, I didn't expect that the emperor in front of me would really spare me generously!
"Good! If you know you're wrong, that's good! Knowing your mistakes can improve a lot! Okay, I'll let you go this time, and as for the city gate you destroyed, the Cheng family is already responsible for compensation! ”
The Cheng family still helps me compensate? Forehead! It seems that this Cheng family is still taking care of me! How can I repay this in the future!
I was about to learn the same as the one on TV, and quickly knelt down to thank you or something. But I wasn't ready yet, and Li Shimin opened his mouth to order again.
"Someone! Carry Li Hei to me and go! ”
After they came in, they saluted Li Shimin directly, and then watched the emperor go out, and finally walked directly in front of me, stretched out his hand with a fishing net, tied me up strongly, and also stuffed my exposed arms and half of my body back into the fishing net, and lifted me up directly.
"Huh! Wait a minute! Didn't you say bypass me? You're going to carry me there! ”
Poor me, before I could react, I was tied up again, and my left hand could not reach into my chest again!
"Miserable! They all said they would let me go! Why did you suddenly carry me away again! This is where to go! ”
I regret it now! I should have found a chance to hide the electric baton in my arms first! The result is miserable now, and I can't control myself again!
Just when I regretted it, these four big men directly carried me to a flatbed carriage with people and fishing nets, and then I was trapped on the carriage by ropes, and covered me with a piece of linen, and even my face was covered together, and this time, I couldn't see anything. Then I hurried to the carriage and moved.
"Huh! Where are you going to send me! As soon as I muttered, I was hit on my body, and it felt like I was poked with a stick, and then a voice came: "Shut up! Don't make a sound! ”
Fortunately, the poke was not very strong, and I subconsciously replied, "Why did you hit me?" Immediately afterward, he took another beating, this time with more strength.
"Shut up! If you speak again, I'll beat you up! ”
Forehead! The voice seems to be very serious! I guess it's not to scare me, forget it, let's bear with it! I had no choice but to shut up and silently think about how I would be treated for a while!
It was about half an hour before I felt the carriage stop. It didn't take long for someone to come and loosen the rope from me and the piece of linen that was covering me. I squinted, trying to adjust to the light in front of me, and then I noticed that I had been sent to the front of a large hall.
"Huh! Basilica? Is this the temple? I said subconsciously, and then, the voice that I had heard in the prison appeared again.
"Huh! Temple? You're such an interesting kid! Have you ever seen such a tall temple? Can't you see that this is the main hall of the palace? ”
I turned my head to look at the voice, and found that the person who spoke was really the brave father-in-law I had just met!
"Huh! You're a eunuch! ”
The father-in-law glanced at me, then turned around and walked in. Then, the big men who carried me over came over again, untied the fishing nets on my body in three or two clicks, and even picked me up. Pity me, although I am resisting vigorously, it is a pity that my arms that have been tied for too long are really powerless to resist. I had to be stripped naked.
"Ah ~ Ah sneeze! You're too ruthless! It's still the New Year! Do you want to freeze me to death? "I stood at the door of the main hall, looking at the guards around me, and I trembled in protest. But fortunately, there didn't look like a woman around, it was all soldiers.
Then a big man came over with a blanket and threw it to me and said, "Put it on!" Then he took me into the main hall.
I put on a blanket and walked into the main hall, only to find that there were several charcoal braziers burning here, and I hurried close to the one in the middle to warm up.
It's still the first month of the year, and although there are several charcoal braziers burning in the main hall, it is probably because the main hall is too big, and it is still very cold inside.
Not long after I shrank by the charcoal brazier, I felt someone tapping me on the shoulder, and when I turned around, I found that Li Shimin had come behind me without saying a word, smiling at me.
Frightened, I quickly crouched down and bowed. But because I was reaching out and draped in a blanket, I just squatted down and bowed my head.
However, it seemed that Li Shimin seemed to have noticed my small movements, but he didn't seem to care, and then he waved his hand, walked to the seat in the middle of the hall, and said, "Okay, okay!" Excuse me! ”
I quickly stood up. Li Shimin continued: "Okay! I was in the prison just now, and it wasn't convenient enough to speak, so I'll ask you now! Who are you? ”
"Huh?" Li Shimin's words stopped me again, why do you want to ask me whose disciple I am? Anyway, should I answer him and say that I learned it in school more than a thousand years later? Forehead! Forget it, he won't believe it!
Hearing that I just said 'um' and didn't move, Li Shimin asked again: "What! Don't want to say it yet? Is your master a secret that can't be told? ”
At this time, I don't know who outside touched the audio switch of the motorcycle, so there was a singing voice with only the climax part from the stereo of the motorcycle: "Beijing welcomes you and opens up the world for you." The charm in the flow is full of vitality! "Over and over again, and on and on!
"Huh! I forgot to pull out the key! I said to myself.
After Li Shimin heard the sound outside, he pointed outside and asked, "What's going on outside?" Check it out! ”
Forehead! Is this asking me? I was just about to answer, when a black shadow 'whoosh' came out directly from behind the emperor, and ran out of the hall in the blink of an eye.
"Oops, I'll go! O trapeze! "This black shadow is super fast, and it directly startles me.
Then, a big man outside walked in and said, "Your Majesty! Outside was the monster that was caught with Li Hei, and when his subordinates were untying the rope just now, the monster suddenly began to scream! Now the subordinates can't find the monster's mouth, so they can't stop it! ”
Monster? Still shouting? Forehead! Probably they just touched the switch on the car stereo!
I hurriedly saluted Li Shimin and said, "Why don't you let the little one turn off that voice!" ”
Li Shimin looked at me, and then said, "Yes!" Go, bring that monster in! ”
Then, the big man went out and carried the motorcycle sideways. I quickly went up and turned off the stereo, pulled out the car keys, and it stopped.
Li Shimin waved his hand to let the big men go down, and then asked me again: "Bai Yujing?" Isn't that the nickname for the moon? Brat! Are you really an immortal disciple? ”
Ha? What do you say? Wait, I think I heard it wrong! Where is another immortal disciple? What the heck? Or Bai Yujing? I was completely stunned by what Li Shimin said.
"Huh? What do you say? What Bai Yujing? What kind of immortal disciple, how can Xiao Min become more and more confused the more he listens! I asked, confused.