In the duty room, Shao Peng was drinking tea.

He had a thick layer of cushions on his stool, but he still gasped as he sat down.

The ass hurts!

Master Jia has made a lot of money!

Jia Ping'an smiled dryly: "Zhongguan Shao, this matter ......"

"What's this?" Shao Peng gritted his teeth and sat down, and then sighed, his ass was sour and wanted to ascend to heaven, "You want to slander Your Majesty?" ”

"Nothing." Master Jia said embarrassedly: "I know a Langzhong, and Yu has a miraculous effect on bone-setting." ”

Scold!

Shao Peng, who was pitted by him to the rotten ass, said inwardly: "Your Majesty personally said that you have made meritorious contributions, so that the hundred horsemen can be used for many times." ”

Reuse?

Jia Ping'an felt that something was wrong.

Originally, he wanted to send those gifts to the palace, but after thinking about it, Li Zhi was not short of this money, so it was better to use it as waste and use it to improve the relationship with the neighbors.

It seems that the emperor is a little stingy!

He hurriedly laughed and said, "Your Majesty has praised it falsely, how can the lower officials have any credit?" They have all made small achievements under the leadership of Shao Zhongguan, where is this achievement worthy of praise and reuse? Xia Guan felt that he had to continue to work hard......"

You make it up, you keep making it up...... Shao Peng stared at him, "Say, keep talking......"

Jia Ping'an: "......"

His skin was as thick as a city wall, but there was really nothing to say about it. Since you can't fool around, then be single.

Seeing his impassioned appearance, Shao Peng couldn't help but laugh angrily, "We have been cheated by you for twenty sticks, and our butts have been sinned so far, you are good, and you still look aggrieved." ”

Twenty sticks......

Jia Ping'an felt guilty and arched his hand: "Zhongguan Shao is a good man. ”

He felt that if he was beaten with twenty strokes, he was afraid that he would have to lose half his life, but Shao Peng was very hard-beaten, which was admirable.

Shao Peng's eyes showed the color of recollection, "Back then, we were strong-blooded, and we often caused trouble, and we were beaten a lot. There is also a way to hit the stick, when the stick comes down, the flesh of the buttocks must be moved, and the place is changed. If it is ten sticks, it is to relax the muscles and invigorate the blood, but twenty sticks is a little more, but ...... What are we doing with you? ”

Jia Ping'an was already stunned.

Co-author Shao Peng actually took the experience of being beaten, and taught himself a few tricks by the way.

He arched his hand and said sincerely: "Thank you, Lieutenant Shao." ”

Shao Peng sighed: "Thank you, what are we doing?" Your Majesty does not fight foreign officials. If a foreign official makes a mistake, he will be degraded when he should be degraded, and he will be imprisoned when he should be imprisoned, but he will not be beaten with a stick. ”

He sighed, "You are a smart young man, you say that you are a broom star, but you are a blessing to others." We've been beaten, do you know...... Your Majesty said that this is the one who was broomed by Xingke. ”

Jia Ping'an was speechless.

"There was an incident in Lantian County, the county ordered Cui Jian and the married woman to mix together, morally corrupt, Your Majesty was furious, let us go and investigate......"

It's delicious, it's not a dumpling, it's fun...... Is this playing Junior? Jia Ping'an was stunned, "Zhongguan Shao, this Cui Jian...... The surname is Cui. ”

"That's the family, Qinghe Cui." Shao Peng said with a solemn face: "You have to know the important things about those people in Shandong. ”

"Yes." Why didn't Jia Ping'an know. Fundamentally speaking, the emperor hated to destroy the Shandong Shi clan. But there was a small circle, which overwhelmed the emperor, so he hoped that the Shandong Shi clan could become his helper. So it is inevitable that there will be some eyebrows with those forces recently, and they can't hook up with each other, and from then on, they will live and fly together, crushing those families in Guanlong.

"This matter will be messed up if you are not careful, let's think about it, and only if you go flexibly with such means can you rest assured." Shao Peng said earnestly: "Be careful, don't be trapped." ”

This is a signal that the matter is not simple.

But, Master Jia's favorite thing is to pit people!

The key is that this matter can allow him to hook up with the Cui family, and if he gets it right, he will not be able to give a good impression to the Shandong Shi clan.

His life plan is two: let the royal family, especially Sister Wu, feel that he is his own person; Let the Shandong Shi clan feel that he is his own person.

Of course, in order to do so, he must reflect the value, otherwise you are a little minion, who cares about you?

"Also, it's time for Xu Jingzong to wake up, it's very hard for the imperial doctor to cover him up." Shao Peng said with a strange expression: "He eats a lot and pulls a lot." It's easy to say that it eats, but it can pull a lot, and the imperial doctor has to bring a wooden barrel for a medicinal bath to cover the smell of feces and urine with the smell of medicine. The taste is fine, but it is too heavy, and the imperial doctor complains. His Majesty said it was time for him to wake up. ”

Lao Xu, this foodie! No, it's a manure machine.

After he left, Tang Xu came in.

The two were relatively silent, and after a long time, Tang Xu said: "I'm afraid this matter is not simple, let Xiao Jia go, if it is messed up, it will be a big mistake." But this matter has nothing to do with him, but he was innocently involved. ”

"This should have happened." Shao Peng propped himself up, "Ke's ass...... Not to mention horseback riding, even if you sit for a while, it will be uncomfortable. ”

Tang Xu was dumbfounded: "This ...... Is this still Xiao Jia's own pit himself? ”

Shao Peng smiled bitterly: "Who said it wasn't? ”

……

Jia Ping'an went to say hello, and it turned out that there were only two people who were willing to follow him to Lantian County.

Bao Dong, a famous foot-picking man in Baiqi, is also a rotten foot.

Lei Hong, this name is really good, but the face is completely covered by a lush beard, and only the facial features are exposed. The child is always afraid of his appearance, but Lei Hong says that it is the breath of a man.

Before leaving, Jia Ping'an visited Lao Xu cordially on behalf of Baiqi, and bought two catties of oranges on the way.

Lao Xu is still 'unconscious'.

The imperial doctor guarded him, and his family was on the side, and they were indifferent when they saw him coming.

Donate ninety percent of the family property, even if Lao Xu says such things, you Jia Ping'an shouldn't say it, this is the rhythm of wanting my family to drink the northwest wind!

"I'm going out on a business trip, and I want to be alone with Xu Gong before I leave."

Jia Ping'an put down the oranges, thinking that it should be about the same, if Lao Xu pretends to be continued, he will definitely reveal the filling. But Xu's family just ignored it.

"On a whim before, I felt that Xu Gong was afraid that he was going to wake up, so I rushed to visit."

Lao Xu's son arched his hand and said lightly: "If Jia Langjun doesn't worry about it, my father will naturally wake up when he should wake up." ”

Hehe!

Jia Ping'an smiled, then touched Lao Xu's arm, pinched it faintly, and said, "I see that Xu Gong has a blessing on his face." ”

This made him ruthless, Lao Xu endured it very hard, but the signal was also transmitted: Lao Xu, it's time to wake up.

He took his leave.

Lao Xu's family sneered and watched him leave.

"This man is full of nonsense!"

"That's it, the imperial doctor has said that Aya is living and dying in heaven this time, does he still know medical skills?"

"Hey......"

A sigh came, and everyone only felt creepy, and the whole family jumped out of the door. Pulling at the door frame and looking in.

"Who?"

"Hey......"

Lao Xu slowly opened his eyes, "Old man...... Where is this? ”

"Ayer?"

Lao Xu's son was already dumbfounded.

"Aya woke up!"

The Xu family was boiling.

Almost everyone cried tears of joy.

Lao Xu couldn't help but secretly sigh that he felt that he was a good housekeeper and taught his family to be so filial.

"Finally, I don't have to worry about my family property being donated."

Lao Xu's son was moved, and thought of Jia Ping'an's prophecy, so he ordered: "Hurry up and prepare some good gifts, send them to Jia's family, and thank Jia Langjun." ”

I thank you for your lungs!

Xu Jingzong: "......"

Lao Xu's son said angrily: "That Jia Ping'an can actually look at his face, saying that Aya is blessed, and Aya really woke up." It's a pity that I didn't let him see the face of so-and-so, hey! ”

That's a liar! Xu Jingzong felt that the place where he was pinched by Jia Ping'an hurt badly, so he quietly rolled up his sleeve and took a look. I couldn't help but be angry.

It's all swollen!

……

Jia Ping'an galloped all the way and rushed to Lantian County in the afternoon of the same day.

The county commander Cui Jian had a gloomy face, and he had no energy at all when they met.

"Cui Mingfu will talk about it." Jia Ping'an, as the small leader of the trip, sat on the side, and behind him stood Bao Dong, a rotten foot, and Lei Hong, who had a messy beard.

Cui Jian is in his thirties, looking at a talent, this is a little more beaten bruise on his face, "Five days ago...... At noon that day, a certain drank a glass of wine in the restaurant, and then he was inexplicably drowsy, so he made a room to rest, who knew that a woman came to entangle, a certain ......"

He looked up, tears in his eyes, "So-and-so swears that the woman's clothes were taken off by herself, so-and-so...... When she opened her eyes, she pounced on her naked stripes. A certain person just wanted to drink it, but who knew that a group of people rushed in from outside and beat a certain person, saying what is the woman's husband......"

It's really bad to drink at noon, and you may be drugged.

Jia Ping'an asked, "How many clothes did Cui Mingfu wear at that time?" ”

Cui Jian was a little embarrassed.

"It's too hot, so ......"

Ay!

It's not a good habit to sleep!

It's all red and fruitful, so what else is there to say?

Later, Jia Ping'an and the three of them settled down.

After dinner, Bao Dong and Lei Hong came to his room.

According to her, she met Cui Jian on the street three months ago, and later the two hooked up and became adulterous...... Now the husband of the Liang family is already preparing to divorce his wife. ”

Hooking up?

Jia Ping'an smiled, "Have you ever heard of the Immortal Jump?" ”

The two were confused.

Lei Hong said: "Jia Wenwen, then Cui Jian is alone as an official in Lantian, man...... There's always a commotion. ”

Ay! If you haven't experienced the social beatings of later generations, how do you know the complexity of society!

Jia Ping'an knew that the duty of the hundred horsemen was to protect the emperor's safety, and the second was to monitor some people, but when it came to solving the case, it was really not as good as the bad people in Chang'an City.

Bao Dong's feet were itching, and he moved his toes vigorously, rubbing their toes against each other, and twitched coolly, while saying: "There are a lot of such things, but most of those officials are in contact with prostitutes, and after putting out the fire, they can also chant poems and paint, if they do it well, then the prostitute may not want money." ”

This is white prostitution!

"There are also people who play with women from good families, but they are all unmarried, and when they play with love, they will take concubines and finish their work."

"Cui Jian, this matter...... Jia Wenwen. Bao Dong said seriously: "I also like a good family, and a married woman is even more ...... It's tickling. So I feel that this is true. ”

"A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing!" Jia Ping'an dropped this sentence and went out.

Inside the house, Bao Dong opened his mouth......

Lei Hong's face was full of beard shaking, "Good poetry! Good poetry! ”

Bao Dong sighed: "This is not a poem. But...... The voice of my generation of men. Jia Wenwen said casually, and he actually broke the idea of waiting for us, such thoughts, no wonder Zhongguan Shao and the lieutenant value him. ”

"A wife is not as good as a concubine." Bao Dong thought for a while, "I don't have a concubine, but I feel exciting when I think about it." It's better to steal a concubine, it's like Cui Jian, stealing a good family, it's even more exciting. Jia Wenwen...... Takami! ”

……

Master Jia didn't want to steal anything, he just wanted to steal the hearts of his book friends...... Ask for support.