Chapter 54: Colic? I have medicine
In front of the gate of Jia's house, there are at least a few hundred catties of gifts, all kinds of things, which can be called a hodgepodge.
Yang Deli was at a loss, and when he saw Jia Ping'an coming, it was as if he had seen a savior, "Ping'an, there were many people who came before, driving the carriage to give gifts, what to say...... Thank you. When asked why, they laughed and said nothing...... If you want to refuse, you can't. ”
Although Yang Deli slammed the door, he was a little worried today.
"Those people look like slaves, domineering!"
Jia Ping'an's mind was swirling with all kinds of thoughts......
This is to see Lao Xu fall, those powerful people should be ecstatic, but they found that they didn't do anything, Lao Xu was assassinated, so they felt that a certain broom star was greatly credited.
It's pie in the sky!
Gee!
Then they gave gifts, which was to indirectly express their stance to the emperor: Big man, this matter has nothing to do with us, it is all broom Xingke.
Received?
If you accept it, this is a favor.
As the saying goes, there will be no merit and no success, Sister Lin will not fall from the sky, and there will not be a beautiful woman on the bed for no reason......
Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief......
So, this thing can't be collected.
But what do you do with it if you can't accept it?
One by one?
It's a good idea.
But Lao Jia's family is not a family, they don't even have a door, and they don't have such a large-scale experience of accepting gifts. Look at Yang Deli, this guy who has an eye for money is now numb.
The point is that there is no roster, and it is not known who sent it.
And the most vicious thing is that these hundreds of catties of gifts are telling Li Zhi: Big man, your loyal dog was killed by the broom star.
If this is true, will Li Zhi be annoyed?
Jia Ping'an looked up and saw a few neatly dressed men wandering, so he smiled.
He also sent someone to keep an eye on him, wanting to see what he was doing with the gifts.
I still can't pay it back.
The townspeople were looking at the gifts with envy, and some children couldn't help drooling when they saw the leg of mutton, and looked up and begged their father to eat meat.
But how can it be so easy for civilians to eat meat these days, so his father can only coax him.
Jia Ping'an suddenly gave up his hand and said sincerely: "Not long after my brothers moved to Daodaofang, the so-called relying on their parents at home and relying on friends when they go out. Thanks to the care of everyone in the workshop, if not, how can we have a stable life? Not to mention the side, Jiang Fang is upright and fair. My neighbor, Jacky Wang, is a very friendly family, which makes my two brothers feel the warmth of home......"
Jiang Rong was in the crowd, nodding slightly when he heard the words, quite comfortable.
And the neighbors ...... Lao Jia's family is currently a neighbor.
Jacky Wang and his family were also in the crowd, and his wife Zhao Xianhui said in a low voice: "Jia Ping'an is going to be developed, Lang Jun, the eldest mother is fifteen, it's just right to marry him." ”
Jacky Wang's dark face was full of confusion, "He has a chance!" can also compose poems, and I can't look down on our aunt. ”
Zhao Xianhui gritted his teeth and said: "Our family lives next door, and let the eldest lady meet him every day, isn't it ...... Didn't you run around my house every day in order to marry me! Why can't the aunt? ”
Jacky Wang said unhappily: "The eldest lady looks so neat and beautiful, are you afraid that she won't be able to get married?" ”
"Auntie!" Zhao Xianhui shouted, and ran over with the little sister who was watching the lively scene in another place.
The dark face is the same as Jacky Wang, the key is that the facial features are mediocre, and the combination is even more forgettable at first sight.
"Ayya! Auntie! Aunt Wang jumped, "The Jia family has made a fortune." ”
Jacky Wang said pityingly: "Auntie, in the future, I will prepare more dowries for my father to give you, so that you can marry a good family." ”
Zhao Xianhui put him aside and said to his daughter: "Auntie! Look at Jia Ping'an, do you like it? ”
Aunt Wang glanced at Jia Ping'an, who was talking eloquently, her dark face was more shy, and then she said dejectedly: "Auntie, I am ugly, and I am older than him, he doesn't look down on me!" ”
Zhao Xianhui twisted her, "There is no saying that this man likes women, he likes it if he likes it." From tomorrow onwards, whenever Jia Ping'an goes out, you pretend to meet by chance, do you hear? ”
Aunt Wang was twisted again, and agreed with tears in her eyes.
"You woman!" Jacky Wang was unhappy, and just wanted to be angry, Jia Ping'an in front raised his voice.
"There are too many gifts, my family has two brothers, plus an iron-eating beast, where can I use it, in order to thank you for the deep friendship of the neighbors, my cousin ......"
Yang Deli responded, and Jia Ping'an smiled: "You have counted all these things, so you will hand them over to Jiang Fangzheng and distribute them all to the neighbors." ”
Yang Deli paused for a moment, and Jia Ping'an said in a low voice: "This is a disaster. ”
Want to pit brother? I'm sorry, that's a bit clumsy.
"What's embarrassing?"
"That's not going to work, don't want that!"
The crowd refused.
Jia Ping'an smiled: "Don't ...... Is this looking down on me Jia Ping'an? A certain is a hundred horses! ”
The hundred horsemen are famous, and they can use this to threaten everyone to receive gifts......
After a burst of laughter, Jiang Ronglai took the gift, and Jia Ping'an watched from the side with a smile.
The faces of the men wandering around changed, and they ran away.
……
Li Zhi in the palace also learned the news that Jia Ping'an's family had received a bunch of gifts, and was thinking about it.
"Then Jia Ping'an is afraid that he doesn't even know those people, how can he go back?"
Li Zhi felt that this matter was very troublesome.
Wang Zhongliang's eyes lit up, "Your Majesty, if he is smarter, he will be handed over to the public directly." ”
Li Zhi bowed, "This is a foolproof strategy." ”
The so-called Jiaogong is to hand over to him, the emperor, and let him dispose of it.
Interesting!
Li Zhi felt that he should make a small fortune.
"Those people are deliberately disgusting, so Jia Ping'an should be at a loss. But he has a stingy cousin, and if he can't stand the chatter, he will accept it. Li Zhi's eyes were more violent, "This broom star, a previous poem made Shao Peng fight, but no one could cure him, I made a move and tried to temper him." ”
Wang Zhongliang said with a sneer: "Your Majesty has come to torture him, this is his great blessing." ”
Li Zhi nodded, and said with some jealousy: "It's just that it can't be too much, otherwise it will ......"
The power of the broom star, I can't say!
Someone came outside, but it was Shao Peng.
He limped in and saluted, "Your Majesty, the news just arrived, those gifts totaled twenty-five families......"
Let's move to the palace, I just disgusted those powerful people.
The corners of Li Zhi's mouth smiled, very pleasant, "How did he dispose of the gift?" ”
Shao Peng was beaten twenty times because of Jia Ping'an, the hatred in his heart!
At this moment, he said depressedly: "Jia Ping'an distributed all the gifts to the people of Daodaofang, and he didn't receive any of them. ”
Li Zhi was stunned: "This ......"
Turning in is the best way to get out, and Li Zhi doesn't think Jia Ping'an has any other choice.
But he didn't know that Master Jia had another trick, give it away!
He gave the gift to the neighbors, so that even if those people were to be entangled, he just had to say that he didn't know who gave the gift. And this move made the people in the moral workshop feel more favorable to him, and hissed......"
Shao Peng smiled bitterly: "It's just that those who give gifts are afraid that they will be depressed." ”
Li Zhi thought for a moment, and suddenly asked, "Was Jia Ping'an reluctant at that time?" ”
At that time, there were hundreds of horsemen in the crowd, and Shao Peng knew all about it.
He really wanted to say that the young man was reluctant to cry bitterly at that time, but it was his duty to tell the truth, otherwise Li Zhi would be able to hang him outside the palace gate to dry.
"Your Majesty, Jia Ping'an has no hesitation."
Li Zhi frowned slightly, "The atmosphere is atmospheric, but young people are not greedy for money, I'm afraid this is a little wrong." ”
Shao Peng also felt a little fake, but it was so!
"Your Majesty, at that time, those people refused to accept it, and Jia Ping'an also threatened, saying that he was a hundred horsemen, and if he didn't accept it, he would clean them up, and those people laughed, so they took it."
Gee!
Even Li Zhi was a little surprised.
"Is there a man in this world who is not greedy for money? Najia Ping'an's family is poor, and he and his cousin depend on each other for their lives, and they have lived a hard life for several years, which is reasonable...... I have seen such people, and once I have the opportunity to make a fortune, I can't wait to get every penny into my own money bag, but he abandons them as if they were ......"
Character!
The people in the temple thought of this at the same time.
Wang Zhongliang remembered one thing, "Your Majesty, Princess Gaoyang rewarded him with six ingots of gold, but he refused to ......"
Gee!
This is treating money like dung!
Li Zhi bowed, "I can treat money as dung, and these people also have some loyal roots." Xu Jingzong's matter is dangerous, and he plays a lot of role in it, and he has meritorious, so ...... Shao Peng. ”
Shao Peng responded.
Li Zhi instructed: "Since he has merit, let the hundred horses be reused, so as to sharpen the young man." ”
Shao Peng was stunned at first, feeling that Jia Ping'an's age was not appropriate, but he thought of sharpening it...... I can't help but look forward to it.
"Yes."
……
On the second day, Jia Ping'an got up early, Ah Fu hung on his body, and accompanied him to wash.
The Jia family always has soy products for breakfast, either tofu or tofu brain, or soy milk.
After breakfast, Ah Fu lay in the corner, moving on all fours, as if he wanted to play sit-ups.
"Ping'an, remember to go and see that Yaxiang, touch her ass is not big, and sleep with her when she is big."
Yang Deli said as he picked up Ah Fu.
Boom!
Jia Ping'an took the opportunity to lead the horse out.
Behind him, Ah Fu's bark was very tragic, and that kind of reluctance reminded Jia Ping'an of the dog he had raised in his previous life.
It's a good morning!
In the sound of drums, Jia Ping'an prepared to get on the horse.
"Brother Ping'an."
A girl's voice came, but it was the neighbor Aunt Wang.
"Auntie!" Jia Ping'an smiled, "So early, are you going to the field?" ”
Many of the people in the moral workshop make a living by farming, just like most of the communities in later generations are fields.
Aunt Wang lowered her head and said shyly: "Brother Ping'an, go slowly." ”
Belch!
This shy and timid...... What does it mean?
Jia Ping'an got on the horse, and after going out for a while, he suddenly turned around and saw Zhao Xianhui counting down Aunt Wang.
Is this here to block me?
All the way to Baiqi, Shao Peng actually came to get it today, and he was practicing knives at the moment.
A knife was wielded by him...... Appalling.
Lao Jia felt that it was really miserable, but he would never admit that it was better than his own knife skills.
After a set of knife techniques, Shao Peng sweated profusely.
He smiled at Jia Ping'an, "How is our knife technique?" ”
Jia Ping'an praised: "Better than the captain." ”
Shameless!
Tang Xu, who was just about to enter the duty room, was furious, "Xiao Jia, what about shame? ”
Shame is used for fart!
Shao Peng said nothing in Baiqi, of course he wanted to curry favor.
Shao Peng seemed to be very useful, and Jia Ping'an felt that he was a little too much, so he added: "I just looked at Shao Zhongguan's pace a little unsteady, as if he had drunk too much." ”
This is the reason why Jia Ping'an can't look down on Shao Peng's knife technique.
Shao Peng smiled ho, "We will be punished with twenty strokes." ”
"Why?" Jia Ping'an asked casually, and then covered his stomach with both hands, "My stomach hurts, I'm afraid it's a colic, someone!" Come! ”
Shao Peng's only recent mistake was to make a move for Jia Ping'an and help Lao Xu play to be assassinated.
Then most of the twenty sticks are because of this.
The eunuch has the heaviest sense of revenge, so Jia Ping'an just wants to run away.
"Ho Ho Ho ......"
In the shrill laughter, Tang Xu gloated: "Colic sha, there is a secret recipe, just hit twenty sticks." ”