I'm the craziest in the green grassland

"Report to the general, Li Yi's team is here to report to the team."

Li Yi stood in front of General Zhang's military tent and shouted loudly.

"Didn't you kid just set off this morning?

Now it's fast to get to Hutou Mountain,

Are you rushing back after destroying the bandits? ”

General Zhang asked.

Li Yi replied, "Yes, general, all the bandits in Hutou Mountain,

All have been annihilated,

362 bandits were captured, and the rest were annihilated. ”

General Zhang looked at the group of bandits outside who didn't have shoes,

said: "This is the bandits of Hutou Mountain? ”

"Yes, General,

This is the bandit of Hutou Mountain, Pleasant Goat! Li Yi pointed to the goatee and replied.

"Your boy's squad is kind of interesting,

I'm kind of looking forward to the time when the squad will compete. General Zhang looked at the 800 people in front of Li Yi,

Everyone's eyes were fierce, and they didn't look tired after a night of driving.

"Okay, let the government handle the rest. Go and rest, all of you! General Zhang said to everyone.

"Uncle Zhang, I'll go home first!

This ran for a day and a night,

It's all smelly! ”

Li Yi pointed to his body and said.

"You kid, you're about to get married." General Zhang said angrily.

"Get out!"

……

"Little Red and Little Yellow, boil hot water, I want to wash it quickly."

Li Yi finally shouted Xiao Huang once,

I feel that readers are about to forget about the other maids in the Li Mansion!

Then Li Yi saw 10 subordinates kneeling in front of Li Yi.

Arise, for you are new here.

In our house, there is no need to kneel.

If you don't understand, you can ask Li Er and Xiaohong.

So Li Si to Li Shi are the names of the new people.

The maids are Xiaomei, Xiaoju, and Xiaozhu.

Li Yi recalled the names he gave them,

Perfect!

Li Yi lay in the bathtub and soaked comfortably,

"Congratulations to the host for the achievement of eliminating harm for the people, the system progress is 13%, and two barrels of gasoline are rewarded!" At this time, Li Yi listened to the soft voice of the 748 machine, and it was not so harsh.

"748, two barrels of gasoline were rewarded before,

I wonder there's some hint of that, right? Li Yi asked.

"My dear host, no hints, no surprises!" 748 said calmly.

"Then why did you change the screensaver to a photo of a motorcycle!

Can you really reward motorcycles? Li Yi asked.

"Host, I'm thinking about fart again!"

"Get out!"

Li Yi continued to take a bath,

Soon the squad competition in the Dragon and Tiger army will begin,

You have to train harder,

Now the squad size has increased to 3,000 people,

Equip 1,000 crossbows first.

Although the bow and crossbow are not bad as a means of long-range attack,

But it's not very convenient to carry,

Up to 24 arrows per person,

Changing the speed of the arrow is also a trouble,

We have to find a way to improve.

A group of subordinates heard Li Yi's room, and from time to time, it came out,

"Ride my beloved scooter and it will never get stuck in traffic......"

After a while,

"The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic......"

"Sir, who is your beloved little motorcycle?

Will the county lord be angry if he knows? ”

Xiaohong and the others fell into deep thinking outside the door!

In recent days,

Li Yi goes to the barracks every day,

The number of bows and crossbows in Li Yi's entire squad also reached 1,000.

Li Yi's goal is 3,000 planes,

So that 40,000 arrows will be shot in one round,

A squad is a big army,

Where you pass, there is not a single grass!

The whole squad is training in an orderly manner,

In order to compete for the top 400 places in Li Yi's team,

can represent Li Yi's team to participate in the Dragon and Tiger Army competition,

Or even a big comparison of the whole army.

……

On this day,

Li Yi lay on the recliner and squinted his eyes, basking in the sun.

The voice of 748 rang out,

"My dear host, this month's quest has been refreshed.

Since your five-star mission was not completed,

And so on until this month.

Now refresh the new task for you. ”

Li Yi listened to the introduction of 748,

There is no fluctuation in the heart,

Because Li Yi knew that he couldn't win the reward,

At most give a consolation prize for pots and pans,

That's the damn winning rate.

748 may feel a little uninterested in the lottery task,

So 748 told Li Yi,

Another feature of the system.

After 50% of the system achievement progress is completed,

will open the function of purchasing goods,

748 finally realized the function of a commissary,

Complete the corresponding tasks and purchase the corresponding items,

Li Yi said disdainfully: "Won't it still be a trick to replace a waste mobile phone with a stainless steel basin, right?" ”

748 said solemnly that Li Yi could not insult its professionalism.

50% of the system progress is still too far away,

The more recent ones are the three new tasks that have been refreshed this month.

Task 1: Defeat a first-class master with a recommendation index of 2 stars.

Task 2, get the love of 10 women, and the recommendation index is 3 stars.

Task three, to obtain the top three in the whole army of the Wei army,

Recommendation index 5 stars.

Li Yi saw that on the panel of 748, it became 4 people,

The two five-star missions are both related to the military competition.

The other two tasks are more confusing,

Defeat a first-class master,

Li Yi felt that he couldn't do it,

The first-class master of this era can dodge the speed of bullets,

Irons, think about how fast you are.

Li Yi said that if he did not wear close-fitting protective clothing,

It may have hung up that day.

And the first-class master is not a cabbage,

How can you say that you will encounter it.

The key is the second task,

Li Yi thinks it's relatively easy to complete,

This face, this appearance, this temperament, this identity!

"My dear host, please recognize yourself,

Do you have anything to do with you other than a bit of identity? As he spoke, 748 changed the screensaver to a faceless man!

"You have a system-on-chip, what do you know?

Play your Spider Solitaire on the go! "Li Yi didn't care about 748.

The second task,

This is going to make my debut as an idol.,

Li Yi thought to himself.

"748 come on!"

"You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth......"

"The lord has been so happy lately!"

……

Li Yi has been really idle lately,

In addition to waiting for the day of the army to come,

is to occasionally go to the oil shop and wine shop to feel,

The feeling of queuing before.

Usually fine,

will also take everyone to make some gadgets,

For example, throwing sandbags, such as kicking shuttlecocks,

For example, skipping rope, and then dou landlords!

When Li Yi said to the landlord,

A group of girls gritted their teeth,

I can't wait to beat the landlord to death in every game!

Sure enough, the class struggle requires human lives.

Recently, the county lord did not come to the Li Mansion,

I heard that the county lord is learning to be a girl at home and wears women's clothes,

But when the county lord sent Li Yi a handkerchief,

When Li Yi saw the two big fat geese embroidered on it,

Li Yi has no sense of expectation.

However, Li Yi heard that the county lord went to the palace,

I met Princess Taiping,

At first, the two almost drew their swords against each other,

Later, I fell in love with my best friend, and I had to hold hands when I went to the toilet.

The girl's world is really wonderful!

……

On this day,

Zhang Xiaoli and a few people came to the Li Mansion,

"Brother Li, I've been suffocating lately!

After the county lord has made a marriage with you, he will not go hunting. ”

Zhang Xiaoli said with a mouth full of tomato juice.

"Starting tomorrow, there will be a lantern festival in Kyoto for three consecutive days,

Let's take a look! ”

Zhang Xiaoli hasn't finished speaking,

Li Yi expressed his refusal,

A group of big-footed men went to see the lanterns together,

Li Yi said,

This scene does not conform to the recent identity setting of Li Yi as an idol.

"Brother Li, this year's celebrity singer in Kyoto, Qing Guan'er,

and the daughters of the ministers' families,

will participate in the Bright Moon Poetry Meeting held by the Liusha River. ”

Brother Shi Zhenxi said.

"Brother Song, can you wipe your saliva first!"

Li Yi handed the Song Yantou brothers a pack of tissues.

"Hehe, hehe...... Can't help it, can't help it. As he spoke, he took the tissue Li Yi gave him into his arms.

When Li Yi heard this,

Isn't the quicksand river the territory of the four sand monks who master and apprentice?

Everyone is the Qinhuai River,

What an elegant name,

It's like learning from the scriptures here.

However, Li Yi still wants to go boating on the Qinhuai River.

"Suddenly looking back, the man is in the lamplight!" ”

So wet, so wet!

"I'm sick, Xiaoli, the tomato juice is sprayed on my face!"

No wonder Li Yi feels so wet!

"Call me tomorrow night!" Li Yi said.

Tomorrow night must be a wonderful night,

I'm here, Master.

Phew, I'm here for the quicksand river!