Chapter Twenty-Eight: Viewing the Lanterns
"Brother Li, we're all wearing makeup,
Why do you seem to be a different person?
I don't even recognize you as Brother Li,
And what do you wear on your eyes? ”
A group of four people walked down the street,
Zhang Xiaoli turned to a folding fan in his hand,
Wearing a pair of plastic glasses frames on his eyes,
There is a mustache on the chin,
If you look closely, you can't recognize it as Li Yi,
Yes, Li Yi and his entourage, come out to visit the quicksand river,
According to Li Yi's meaning,
Be low-key and unrecognizable.
"I have been in the flowers, and the leaves do not stick to the body!"
Tonight, please call me Chu Liuxiang!
"Brother Chu, do you still have the glasses you wear on your eyes?"
Zhang Xiaoli said expectantly.
"I'll go to the Li Mansion tomorrow and get it!"
Li Yi said generously.
Zhang Dacang, Shi Zhenxiang, Song Lying Chicken, Chu Liuxiang......
Shi Zhenxiang: "Brother Chu, how can I smell my name?" ”
Chu Liuxiang: "No, I didn't hear it anyway." ”
Song Lying Chicken: "Brother Chu, why do I think my name,
Seems to have a story? ”
Chu Liuxiang: "That's the story of your brother and me, who were stranded on a desert island with 99 people. ”
Shi Zhenxiang "Brother Chu, what's the story?" So powerful, so ferocious, 99 men! ”
Chu Liuxiang: "The words have to start with that chicken...... bar. ”
……
It was particularly lively, and the crowds of the entire quicksand river were parallel one after another.
Li Yi's eyes are full of people,
People of all stripes,
I went, and there were still foreigners,
That is, foreigners.
"Cannon, who are those people? How is it different from us? ”
Chu Liuxiang asked.
"Brother Chu, that's from overseas,
Every country has its shadow,
Like you, they are barbarians from the other side of the sea.
But Brother Chu, I didn't mean you! ”
Zhang Dacang replied.
In this era, there are also foreigners?
It looks a little silly, and it's not very popular.
But the show they performed was watched by many people.
Burst of applause!
"Magic!"
Chu Liuxiang and the four of them continued to walk forward,
Chu Liuxiang also bought a sugar gourd to eat,
The fan is shaking,
These are the four richest men?
Li Yi saw a big boat on the riverbank in front of him,
Someone on board is singing,
The sound of the lute began,
Qin Se and Ming,
"The moon is like a waist, and the piano is fingered,
Singing when you are drunk and laughing when you wake up,
Don't live up to your youth! ”
Li Yi listened to it for a while and felt that it was not bad,
Accustomed to listening to pop songs,
Listen to this ancient music again,
It's refreshing.
"Good!" Then Li Yi saw many people on the side,
Throw silver or copper coins into the boat,
There are also those who are waiting in the water to receive money,
Take the silver that can't be thrown on the ship because of his lack of strength.
Li Yi took out a tael of silver from his arms,
I plan to follow the local customs and cheer up!
"Walk you, whoosh~"
"Cannon, go, go!" Chu Liuxiang dragged Zhang Dacang and left.
Then I heard someone on the boat covering his eyes and shouting
"Who threw it, just in the eyes of people."
The three of Zhang Dacang gave a thumbs up to Chu Liuxiang.
"Mistakes, mistakes!"
Chu Liuxiang said embarrassedly.
"Okay, okay, give it to the stutterer, okay, all right, gentlemen."
An old beggar came to Li Yi with a child,
Stretching out those dark, trembling hands,
Li Yi saw that this thin child was hiding behind the old beggar for fear, and only showed half of his head to look at Li Yi and the others.
Shi Zhenxiang just wanted to reach out to drive people away, but was stopped by Li Yi,
Li Yi took out 2 taels of silver from his arms,
Hand it to the old beggar and buy some food for the child.
"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir! Dog, kneel down and thank you, sir. "The old beggar dragged the child to his knees,
was held up by Li Yi,
Let's go buy some food for the children.
At the same time, there were countless pairs of eyes in the crowd staring at this scene,
Some people despise, "What to pretend?" So many rich people, you can pretend! ”
Someone teased, "There are hundreds of beggars tonight, can you help them all?" ”
Someone is kind, "This official has a kind heart!" ”
Someone sympathized, "These two beggars are indispensable for a beating." ”
There are also people who are staring at Li Yi tightly,
"Zhang Xiaoli! The people around him are like Lord Li and not like Lord Li!
Continue to look for it, and listen to the information that Lord Li is also at the Lantern Festival tonight. A man commanded.
"Yes!" The men scattered.
Li Yi and Xiaoli turned around and left.
But there are more and more beggars around Li Yi.
At first, Li Yi was able to give some silver,
In the end, Li Yi gave up.
If you don't have any money, you have to send fans and glasses!
Li Yi and his entourage walked on the quicksand river bridge,
There are a lot of lanterns hanging by the bridge,
There is a note on each lantern,
It's a riddle!
"Guess the riddle, guess the riddle,
Guess three correctly, and you will be awarded a lantern. ”
Li Yi heard the lantern boss shouting loudly,
Guess 3 correctly and reward a lantern,
If you guess wrong, you need to pay 1 tael of silver,
This marketing model makes the lantern boss also make a lot of money tonight.
Li Yi and his party walked slowly because of the crowd,
also stopped to take a look,
Roadside lantern riddles.
"Brother Chu, guess.
Now that it's out, it's hi tonight! ”
Song Lying Chicken finally spoke.
"Okay, now that Brother Song has spoken,
Then let's get him four lamps. ”
Chu Liuxiang stomped her foot and said loudly.
"You're sick, guess a lantern riddle, what are you excited about,
It's my feet that stomp on. ”
There was a person next to Li Yi who said angrily.
"Brother, I'm sorry, my feet were a little numb just now!"
Li Yi said apologetically.
Then Li Yi saw that the man was surrounded by the crowd on the bridge,
Squeezed and limped away!
……
meanwhile
"County Lord, I didn't see the lord. There are so many people, how can you find them? A little maid said to a slim beauty.
"What so much nonsense, hurry up and find it!
Today I deliberately dressed up, thinking about watching the lanterns with Li Yi,
As a result, Zhang Xiaoli was killed by God, and he was about to leave!
The most infuriating thing is not to call me!
Zhang Xiaoli, don't let me know that you took Li Yi to that kind of place,
Otherwise I will castrate you! ”
The beautiful woman looked at the crowd viciously and said.
……
"Report, helmsman, I haven't found Lord Li at the moment.
But his subordinates have been following Zhang Xiaoli and them. ”
A man said.
"Keep looking, after finding Li Yi, don't act rashly!
Just follow along. The man commanded.
"Yes, the subordinates are retired!"
……
"Why do I feel a little cold!" Zhang Dacang shuddered.
"Suffering is an ancient word."
"There are mountains on the mountains is a word."
"One person has one mouth, and one hand is long underneath, and it is a person who holds words."
"Congratulations brother, this is your lantern."
Li Yi stretched out his hand to take a mandarin duck lantern, and the commotion leaked.
"Brother Chu, the lantern boss just now seems to be secretly wiping away tears." Shi Zhenxiang said.
Li Yi and his entourage of four people, each holding two lanterns in their hands,
Swaggering.
"This young lady, this lantern is a perfect match for your beauty,
Xiaosheng has given it to you. Li Yi handed a lantern embroidered with a donkey on it to a girl.
"Thank you, Childe, people like it very much, can I ask Childe if you can tell me his name." The girl asked shyly.
"Xiaoshengxing does not change its name, and it does not change its surname,
I am the jade tree in the wind, graceful, loved by everyone,
A pear flower pressed begonia Chu Liuxiang is also. ”
Li Yi lifted the frame of his glasses, opened the folding fan and said handsomely.
"Young Master Chu, they agreed!"
"I'm sorry about this girl.
There is still chicken stewed in the pot at home, farewell! ”
Li Yi dragged Zhang Dacang and they ran away.
Then Li Yi saw that task 2 won the love of 10 women, and the progress was 17/10.
"Break, break ......"
Li Yi stopped Zhang Dacang and them,
"It's too troublesome to hold a lamp, send a lamp,
How can you still gain so much love,
My goddamn looks! ”
Li Yi shook his head helplessly at the three of them and smiled bitterly,
Zhang Dacang and the three said,
"Brother Chu, don't pretend to be B, we're still good friends!"
Li Yi knew that he should have been guessing the lantern just now,
tasks completed,
Because Li Yi saw several men with female companions,
Glaring at Li Yi angrily!
Then Li Yi and a few people squatted on the side of the road,
Li Yi asked Song Lying Chicken to buy another sugar gourd for each person,
While squatting on the side of the road and eating sugar gourds,
While looking at the bustling crowd.
"Don't look up, don't look up,
I seem to see the princess of women's clothing! ”
Li Yi turned around and lowered his head and said to the others.
"Where is this damn Li Yi?
Don't let me see you, it's all for you! ”
The county lord stomped his foot angrily.
"How do I feel a little cold tonight!"
"Me too!"
"Slip ...... away"