Chapter 25: A Little Flower Gets Happy Twice
"Uh...... Peel, peel, you, you cooperate. ”
Fang Qinglan picked it down with both hands, and Lan Wan covered it up with both hands.
"What a match! Spread out! ”
Fang Qinglan used a lot of force, broke away from Lan Wan's hand, and saw something on the ground at a glance.
His eyes: This?
"Arashi...... Illustrious...... Month! What is this thing you gave General Ben to eat? Give me worms? ”
Lan Wan immediately wanted to cover her eyes,
"Uh...... That, but the sparrows were all eaten by me, and no one ate the insects, so ...... Belch...... Wrong! Sparrows don't eat turtles because there are no fish in the water, so they ......
Belch...... Also, it's not right either! Hehehe......
Qinglan, I'm telling you now, because I like to eat this, so I think you will like to eat it too, can you still believe it? ”
Lan Wan opened her eyes that read (I really didn't mean to) and cautiously looked at Fang Qinglan, who was so angry that she was about to fly.
"You...... Say...... This? ”
"Okay!"
"Lan Wan, you are playing General Ben like a child! You're not a little daring......"
"Kah! Kaba! This was the sound of Fang Qinglan moving his fist.
"Uh...... No! I thought I liked things when I was a child, and I would like them when I grew up, Qinglan, I didn't know you would be so angry, this bug is very delicious, really, I eat it often, don't believe it, I'll eat it for you. ”
Lan Wan said as she threw a turtle insect into her mouth before she had time to peel her shell, crunching and chewing.
Fang Qinglan stared at her with a frown: ......
That image directly turned Fang Qinglan's face green.
"Lan Wan! I'll make you mad at me! Today, if General Ben doesn't beat you into a turtle shell worm, I won't call Fang Qinglan! ”
Fang Qinglan's skills were synchronized with his voice, and he leaned forward directly and made a move......
Thunderous fist attacked Lan Wan, Lan Wan hurriedly caught it with her immeasurable hand, but her body was pushed backwards by Fang Qinglan's momentum.
Lan Wan saw that things were not good, and quickly changed back to the tone of the market to say goodbye.
"Ahh General Fang, Fang Daxia, Brother Fang, let's have something to say, don't do it, it's so hurtful! ”
Fang Qinglan is unrelenting, and his kung fu is unpredictable.
"Your mouth becomes faster than your face! General Ben won't share it with you! I'm going to beat you up today to relieve the grievances in my chest now! ”
Lan Wan was overwhelmed, and the two chased all the way across the mountains, from the training ground of the Eighteenth Army to the training ground of the Nineteenth Army, Lan Wan knew in her heart that even if she ate thirty more sparrows, she might not be able to fight Fang Qinglan head-on, so Lan Wan ran all the way, begging for mercy and shouting all the way.
"Don't be angry, General! Stop it! Lan Wan knew she was wrong! ”
……
Crowd all the way: Huh?
Hey! Picked up their lively look in vain.
Soldier A: "Why did Sect Leader Lan provoke the general like this?" ”
Soldier B: "If you can chase and beat him all the time, it's definitely not the matter of Lan Jiaotou undressing in public." ”
Soldier C: "Didn't you say that the head of the Arashi sect was a dominatrix that day?" Isn't General Fang afraid of guilt? Why is this happening again? ”
Soldier Ding: "Hmph! Haven't you ever heard of rabbits biting when they're in a hurry? Our Lan sect head is the emperor's own sister of the county lord, and as soon as he gets married, he will give three famous figures, it may be an internal contradiction! ”
Several others nodded: "Hmm! That's a good reason! Jealous! ”
After a long time,
In the end, the two of them were hungry and tired, and Lan Wan saw that Fang Qinglan's anger seemed to have disappeared, so she stopped running.
"Qinglan! Stop fighting, let's rest! You've managed to make me a shell worm! I, I'm obedient, can't I obey you, the general? ”
Fang Qinglan was also tired and felt weak in her limbs, but fortunately she sat next to Lan Wan and poked her head with her slender fingers.
"Humph! Let's see if you dare to give me water bugs next time!
Let's see if you dare to coax me like a child next time.
See if you dare to have brain cramps next time and take off your clothes in public. ”
Lan Wan raised her hand and grabbed Fang Qinglan's finger poking her head, "Alas! Don't dare, don't dare, don't dare...... Please rest assured, General Qinglan, I, Lan Wan, promise you that these things will never be done again in the future. ”
Fang Qinglan glanced at her tiredly, "Hmph, that's okay, let you go today, and then dare to embarrass me, trick me, and never spare me." ”
"Yes! Be! Be! Please rest assured that the big general, the small one remembered. Uh, by the way, Qinglan, you must be tired too, right?
Come, come, come! I'll give you a free one in advance about the benefits of our bet if you win. ”
As he spoke, he leaned over.
Fang Qinglan looked at her dangerously and vigilantly, "Lan Wan, what do you want to do?" I warn you, don't make any more bad ideas! ”
Fang Qinglan obviously has a psychological shadow on Lan Wan, and he is very vigilant.
"Alas...... General, look at the one who scared you, turn around, your general Fang has a merit in beating me......
Little Lan Wan pinched your shoulders...... Lacklustre...... General...... You've worked hard......"
Lan Wan twisted Fang Qinglan's body and turned his back to her, while pulling a long tone, saying such a contrived, fake and fake nonsense, and her hands were not idle, and she really pinched Fang Qinglan's shoulders in a good way.
Fang Qinglan let her pinch it, not to mention, Lan Wan has a lot of strength, and the benefits of having great strength are much more comfortable than the little girl in the house.
So Fang Qinglan closed his eyes and rested, and found that he felt a little weak in his limbs now, was he hungry? But I used to go hungry a lot, and I didn't lose my strength so quickly!
So he closed his eyes and began to breathe secretly, checking if there was anything wrong with the meridians, well, nothing abnormal, just a little sleepy.
Lan Wan pinched for a while and looked at Fang Qinglan, there was no movement for so long? Take a hand pulse, heh! It's okay, it turned out to be asleep.
Picked up the whistle on Fang Qinglan's neck and blew it, and after a while, Chang Yu and another personal soldier came over.
"County Lord!"
"Well, the general may never be angry, this time, maybe he is too angry at one time, and he is so tired that he falls asleep, you can secretly help the general back to rest! Don't let those gossiping soldiers see it, and if there are any nonsense rumors, I'm afraid I won't survive. ”
When Fang Qinglan's two guards heard this, they almost didn't laugh, is there anyone who gets angry too much at one time and is so angry that they fall asleep?
But he still couldn't help but smile and saluted Lan Wan respectfully.
"Yes, county lord, the two subordinates will take the general back to rest."
……
That night, in order to avoid another conflict with Fang Qinglan, Lan Wan quietly took the quilt, ran to the big tree in the forest, and slept for a night.
As a result, the next morning, Lan Wan put a few red bags on her face and came back to deliver the quilt.
When Fang Qinglan saw her dejected, in the picture outside the door behind her, there were just a few leaves blowing through, if it was accompanied by an erhu solo...... There was really no one in that scene......
Fang Qinglan looked at Lan Wan's face with a big red envelope curiously, "Haha! Where have you gone? I've been here for so many days and I haven't seen you bitten by a mosquito. ”
Lan Wan wilted: "Oh, it was the mosquito repellent sachet that Guan Ming gave me that failed, and I ran to the trees in the forest yesterday to stay overnight."
Because of the Eighteenth Army, there are still many people who go to the camp tent of the Lan Sect head every night to apprentice and challenge. ”
"Hmph, I didn't expect you to become such a popular leader, there are people who want to challenge you all day long, one day you go to learn from the other sixteen people, why are they not so miserable."
He wouldn't say that he was envious of her!
"Well, yes, General Xie instructed."
……
It turns out that laughing at others is certainly not a good thing.
No, the first month's training period has arrived, and according to Fang Qinglan's rules for challenge promotion stipulated in advance, including him, Lan Wan and the sixteen generals who have appointed the head of the sect in advance, they will all accept the challenge of the army they have trained.
At present, it has been two days of fighting, the front has ended, and the challenge has been carried out to Fang Qinglan's 19th and 20th armies.
These 20,000 people usually seem to be the most delicate army, not to mention today, almost no one has challenged Fang Qinglan, they just challenged their centurion and thousand-commander.
Of course, they also want to challenge their captains and generals, but unfortunately their ability does not allow it, so they are very self-aware.
Fang Qinglan looked at this group of soldiers, and had a feeling of hating iron but not steel.
At this moment, among the people who won the challenge in the other armies this time, some people shouted that they wanted to challenge Fang Qinglan, and then one, two, three......
In the army, as long as one person starts to do something, a group of people will follow.
Fang Qinglan was worried that there was no fight to fight, of course, he gladly accepted the challenge, and the competition with Fang Qinglan did not need to be compared to riding archery and Wenmo, just fight.
The fight in the ring is in full swing, even if he is thrown down by Fang Qinglan, he will not feel very embarrassed, because he is the general of the world's soldiers and horses, and it is normal to lose, but he has really fought with the general, and he will not feel that he is bragging when he goes out to tell his brothers about the past in the future.
So the soldiers were very excited, one after the other.
In the blink of an eye, it was the afternoon when it was ugly, and Fang Qinglan had already defeated hundreds of soldiers.
At this time, he had just kicked a commander down and stood in the ring panting, when suddenly, everyone under the ring saw black smoke rising from Fang Qinglan's chest.
Commander Yan Xie said in surprise: "What's the situation?" Too brave to feather the flying immortals? ”
Immediately after Lan Wan heard Yan Xie's words, she looked up.
Ooh! Boy! It's on fire!
I saw that in front of everyone, the clothes on Fang Qinglan's body caught up at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.
Fang Qinglan was also still in the circle, but fortunately he was not confused, and hurriedly raised an internal force to extinguish the flames, which saved his handsome little face.
"Let's go!"
A crescent-white bead the size of an egg fell on the wooden board of the ring.
All this just now was just a matter of an instant, and Fang Qinglan in the eyes of everyone had already changed his appearance, the clothes on his upper body were burned and dripping, and they were in tatters, revealing his chest and arms that were burned red, and there were traces of black smoke and fire on his face and body, coupled with the expression of Meng Deng at this time, it really made people want to laugh: It's so miserable.
……
Fang Qinglan was stunned for a moment, bent down to pick up the beads on the ground, looked at them curiously, and touched them twice.
All of a sudden, his face turned blue.
"Arashi...... Illustrious...... Month......! ”
Just as Fang Qinglan let out a deafening roar angrily.
"Alas! General, I'm here! Here it comes! Here it comes! ”
In an instant, a slender figure quickly landed in the ring.
At the same time, he also put a commander's military uniform on Fang Qinglan.
Then the slender figure bent down, lowered his head, and while pulling the rags on Fang Qinglan's body, he used a clear voice to say things that seemed to be irrelevant.
"Eh! General, tell me about you, a big general, how can you do it with such a big fire, how many chili peppers do you have to eat, and the fire is like this.
Gee! I'm a woman...... Undressing in public is not proper......
But general, you are also a person of status...... Exposing one's breasts in public is also insulting!
Fast! Fast! The little ones help you get dressed! Reach out, reach out, eh...... Right!......
Eh! Yaoooo It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, General, don't pull my ears! Hiss!