Chapter 24: I'm not lustful, so I'll touch the jade
"Calm? You're still calming me down? General Ben is quite calm when he sees you undressing and taking off! Am I calm? Shouldn't you be training with 20,000 soldiers these days? ”
Fang Qinglan felt very angry, very angry!
He couldn't figure out why he had such a small amount of energy, and he actually jumped in anger, probably because Lan Wan, an idiot, lost his face again this time!
Lan Wan has been getting along with Fang Qinglan very well these days, she didn't find out that Fang Qinglan had any problems between men and women for her, and now, she suddenly reacted with hindsight.
"Huh? Oh no! No! You see, my arms are still white, and they must be taken off every day, and they must not be as black as they are.
Eh! General, general! I was wrong, I really know I was wrong this time!
I didn't know that it was hot in the barracks in the summer, so I couldn't take off my clothes! ”
Lan Wan pointed to a few big men with bare chest muscles nearby, and gave an example: "I saw that some of them also took off, I thought that they didn't need to take off if they weren't hot, they could take it off casually when it was hot!" Then they say I'm a dominatrix, and even if I can't scold them back, I'll have to give them some color!
Then, General Qinglan, you also feel it, and now this temperature is ...... If I keep covering it, I can't afford to get up the hot prickly heat, don't talk about it, if I don't have enough physical strength, teach the head to train the soldiers, and lie down first, then aren't you even more ashamed? You said no? ”
"A mouth, it's all your reason, you're amazing, aren't you? The head of the Lan Sect is both civil and military, is our Qinglan going to bow down? ”
"Huh?" Lan Wan looked at Fang Qinglan a little confused, she didn't understand how to explain for a while, and the more angry she became?
"It's not......
Don't be angry, uh-huh!
Today, in front of the Southeast Mountain Battalion, the officers and soldiers of the 17th and 18th Armies, I solemnly apologized to my general, Fang Qinglan, for taking off my clothes and wanting to cool off just now.
I'm sorry! The small one will definitely not be next time! Won't die of heat! Hey! General, please...... Let off steam? ”
Lan Wan bowed to Fang Qinglan very decently, then straightened up, walked behind Fang Qinglan with a smile, raised her hand and squeezed his shoulder, while pushing away Fang Qinglan, who was angry and red-headed and swollen.
After walking a few steps, Lan Wan took the time to glance back at the Thousand Commander Yan Xie, and then walked away.
…… Commander Yan Xie immediately understood, "Hey! Don't be stunned, everyone! Hurry up and train! If we don't get the first place, we'll have to eat grass in the next two months!
Don't look at the Lan Jiaotou who just apologized to the general, it's all fake, maybe who kneels on the washboard when you go home!
Hurry up! Dear brothers, Let's hurry up and practice! If you win, you will not only have meat to eat, but also gold! ”
Yes, the big guys are each taking their own brothers to practice, but this brain is always making up the picture of Yan's heresy:
General Fang Qinglan kneeling on the washboard?
Well, it must be pretty......
In fact, Yan Xie knew in her heart that if Lan Wan knew that she would convey her meaning, she would actually add fuel and vinegar to the relationship between the two of them, hehe! If his life is good, the Dark Emperor will be in vain.
However, there is no way,
He just likes to be quick to talk, who let Fang Qinglan suddenly kick him, hum!
……
Lan Wan pushed Fang Qinglan and walked for a while, passing by a big tree, she pulled him to sit on the ground, and suddenly, "Alas! ”
Fang Qinglan Mu Mu turned his head, Mu Mu looked at Lan Wan,
"What's wrong with you?"
Lan Wan: "Uh...... My clothes fell on the drums of war over there! ”
Fang Qinglan was cold-eyed and contemptuous: ......
Lan Wan: "You can borrow your clothes from me for an afternoon!" Hey! ”
Fang Qinglan glared at her: ......
Half a day "yes." "Yes.
Lan Wan: "General, at noon, have you eaten?" ”
Fang Qinglan ignored the answer: ......
"Nope."
Lan Wan: "That's right, I didn't eat it either, I'll give you a small pot today, I'll roast the bird for you!" ”
Fang Qinglan narrowed his eyes,......
Immediately, he tilted his head away and didn't look at her: "Hmph! You can catch it. ”
The game in the vicinity was almost eaten up by this group of gluttonous soldiers.
When Lan Wan heard this, the time to wait for an answer was shorter than before, this was not as angry as before, so she quickly pulled him up with a smile and walked towards the mountains and forests between the Seventeenth Army and the Eighteenth Army.
It didn't take long for Fang Qinglan to know what kind of bird Lan Wan was going to feed herself.
The breeze blew through the velvety green grass in the woods, and in the not dense woods, the pale blue sky with white clouds could still be seen.
Fang Qinglan did see Lan Wan's agile outstretched hand, and quickly flew around the high place of the verdant woods, and then ......
Fang Qinglan saw the ...... who was thrown in front of him by Lan Wan Bird?
"Lan Wan, when will I be able to eat a bird as big as you caught?"
"Huh...... Although the sparrow is small, it is also full of organs! This little one is Jinglan! A few are full, you wait, watch me burn the birds for you! ”
Lan Wan was very excited, although Lan Longyuan had roasted it for her in the past, but she felt that this matter was super simple, so she was very confident and volunteered to roast the birds for Fang Qinglan to alleviate the shameless resentment she brought to Fang Qinglan.
She had just caught more than thirty sparrows, and dug a pit on the bare path in the forest, in which the dead branches and leaves were placed, and then the fire folded, Lan Wan had a good chest, huh?
Oh, by the way, she didn't wear her coat, she was wearing Fang Qinglan's clothes, and then untied the sleeves of the two clothes from her neck, put them back on, and looked up and asked Fang Qinglan,
"Qinglan, did you bring a fire fold?"
Fang Qinglan glanced at her, alas! He took it from his bosom and handed it to her.
Immediately after that, he was stunned, Fang Qinglan saw with his own eyes that Lan Wan burned the fire very vigorously, and then directly ......
Caught a few dead sparrows on the ground and threw them into the fire......
Stunned Fang Qinglan's brain: Huh?
"Lan Wan! Are you sure you can burn sparrows? ”
"Huh? Belch...... I've eaten sparrows, and I've seen roasted sparrows, so ...... I haven't burned sparrows, haven't I seen others burn them, it's very simple, that's it, wait, it's good in this pit for a while, let's burn the next batch. ”
Oh my god!
Fang Qinglan looked at Lan Wan who didn't pretend to know, this is so angry!
"Get up! I find out how proud you are? Can you re-evaluate your experience and then talk back. ”
Fang Qinglan reached out and grabbed the wooden stick in Lan Wan's hand, and pulled the little sparrow that had been pasted into carbon out of the fire pit.
When the fire was extinguished, he pulled out a few fire pits, took a few new little sparrows, put them in, and covered them.
"Huh? Our general Qinglan actually burns birds (read Qiao'er, it feels better)! So you're good at this! We're like-minded! ”
Lan Wan was so happy when she saw that he would, and wanted to catch a few more.
"Cut! General Ben, I can't do anything! Who is like you, pretending to be coy, saying that others eat a small pot, hum! This pot is small enough! It's just a small dirt pit, and the little sparrows burned in it are thrown directly into the fire, what do I eat? Do you eat hemp charcoal? ”
Fang Qinglan found that when he stayed with Lan Wan, he was really an adult, omnipotent, sensible and capable, hum! Stupid big man who is not as useful as him, for her sake, General Ben will not care about the public undressing with her.
"Hey, hey! The lesson of the general is that the little Lan Wan has been taught, and she will learn to roast sparrows with an open mind in the future, and strive to complete a perfect roasted sparrow task in the near future! ”
Lan Wan's eyes at this time only saw the sparrows in the fire pit, and she didn't look at the main owner who was slapped by herself.
As a result, Fang Qinglan roasted all the sparrows, and he realized that this Lan Wan didn't want to invite him to eat a small pot at all, and apologized to him, because Lan Wan almost roasted him to the point that he ate all the sparrows, and he only ate three.
This guy! It's so annoying, I actually fooled him again! Whoosh, throw the stick in his hand.
"Lan Wan! Can you be a little sincere! Are you like this, are you still the unresponsive, lackluster Lan Wan I know!
You...... Oh! Anyway, General Ben doesn't care, you made me angry again today, I didn't eat enough! You'll have to ask General Ben to eat something more to keep you hungry!" ”
Lan Wan was questioned by Fang Qinglan, she didn't blush, he smiled: "Eh! What the general said makes sense, I'll go find it for you! ”
Then squinted at him and smiled, "Hmm...... So what to eat? Enough to be full, hey! There you have it! Wait! ”
I saw that Lan Wan seemed to have a flash of inspiration, rub! Rub! Twice, there was no one.
After a while, Fang Qinglan saw that the goods were back, and he was carrying a wet black square towel in his hand, and there was definitely something in it.
This Lan Wan mysteriously asked him to turn around, and later, feeling uneasy, he took a handkerchief to cover Fang Qinglan's eyes,
"Here, bring it."
"What are you doing?"
"Eh! General, if you are blinded by you. ”
Fang Qinglan felt faintly uneasy, and studied Lan Wan several times with two eyes in a blink, huh?
"Lan Wan, what the hell are you doing?"
"No ghosts, no ghosts...... General, you just rest here, I will, I eat often, I have experience. ”
Fang Qinglan thought too much, after all, he was a nineteen-year-old man, what should he eat and be blindfolded?
So he remembered that those rough men in the army had nothing to do, and they told some messy meat jokes, and it seemed that there were some things to be eaten with their eyes closed! Thinking of what he had heard, the little head on his slender neck couldn't help but turn red.
Can...... Huh? But, isn't that right? She's holding a fish in her hand, huh?
But why blindfold when eating fish? Alas! I don't know, wait and see!
He wanted to see what the hell this Lan Wan was going to do?
Sure enough, after a while, he smelled the fragrance, and immediately after, he heard Lan Chaoyue's clear voice,
"Alas! Qinglan, I apologize to you very sincerely this time! I baked the little pot for you with my own hands, you can't help but give face. ”
The voice was getting closer and closer, and he knew that it was Lan Wan who came to him, and Fang Qinglan was still hesitating whether to wait for her next move curiously, or to take off the veil directly, alas! Never mind! Take off the veil!
As soon as Fang Qinglan's hand touched the handkerchief on his eyes,
"Alas, alas! Don't pick it, don't pick it, General, haven't you heard of it? It's more fragrant to eat with your eyes closed, so ah, little Lan Wan decided to serve you in person, and I can be regarded as full of sincerity this time! ”
Lan Wan just saw that he was about to take off the handkerchief on his eyes, so she hurriedly grabbed Fang Qinglan's hand with one hand, and covered the food she had baked with the other.
Fang Qinglan "Hmph, what do you eat, do you have to close your eyes and eat better?" So let's make a fool of yourself, hurry up, General Ben is waiting! ”
"Okay! Please open your mouth, General."
Fang Qinglan was obedient, tentatively opened his mouth, and with one finger he sent a very fragrant thing to his mouth, which was a very small piece of meat.
Again, there is.
Again, there is.
……
Repeated like this a few times, Fang Qinglan was not good enough.
"Alas! Okay, General Ben doesn't need you to feed it, what about the fish? Bring! If you don't let you see it, you won't let it see, you're too slow! I'll do it myself! ”
"Huh? But I'm not done yet! ”
Eh! As soon as the words came out, Lan Wan felt bad! Finished! Reveal your stuffing!
"What's that? Do you still need to peel fish? ”
Fang Qinglan hurriedly raised his hand and pulled the handkerchief on his eyes, Lan Wan hurriedly stopped,