015 The love of the eunuchs

Although in Zhao Ji's eyes, Li Yan is just the chicken that kills chickens and hacks monkeys. Although in Li Qiushui's eyes, Li Yan is just a castrated dog.

But in Li Yan's own eyes, he is definitely the No. 1 talent in the world, the No. 1 loyal minister, and the No. 1 eunuch.

The No. 1 eunuch, of course, must be different from ordinary eunuchs.

Ordinary eunuchs have no beards, no eggs, and Li Yan, uh, no.

It doesn't matter!

A little thing will never prevent him from being a pursuing eunuch, like a man, doing something he loves to do.

What, the women in the palace are all the emperor's, and he can't touch them?

Pattern!

The famous concubine is considered to have planted the flag by the emperor, and Li Yan did not dare to move.

Those who have no name, are old, or have no chance to talk to the emperor at all, because of the lack of the emperor's love, there will always be psychological or biological problems of one kind or another.

If the inner palace is unstable, will it affect the work of His Majesty the Emperor? Will it bring hidden dangers to the Great Song Dynasty?

Therefore, for the sake of the Zhao Song official family, Li Yan resolutely took over those poor women.

Of course, it's not all to take over, but to choose the good ones and use them.

Those who are not good looking, in stature, or even in character, should be damned!

Don't look at the harsh conditions of the draft, but there are so many women in the palace, and those who are eligible, but the sea is gone!

Therefore, when Zhao Dazhui walked into Li Yan's room, he was immediately shocked by the scene of the big party!

Oh my God, how many actors are there here, the performance fee must be very expensive!

Before Zhao Dazhui could carefully count the heads, calculate the scale of the performance, and inspect the quality of the actors, he was thrown out by Li Qiushui, the dead eunuch, and closed the door casually.

What did I just see? 】

[It's all hallucinations, nothing.] 】

[Really? 】

[Well, it's absolutely true.] 】

[I didn't even have time to take a screenshot, I lost it! ] 】

[I took a screenshot, hehe! 】

[Let's chat privately!] 】

[Be human, ask for sharing.] 】

[This dog thing! 】

[How do you curse?] 】

[I didn't scold, I scolded Li Qiushui, who has exclusive resources. 】

Li Qiushui actually didn't have it alone, and the people were busy in the house.

A few scoldings, a few angry scoldings, a few scrambles.

The time was very fast, it was estimated that it would take less than a minute, and by the time Li Qiushui opened the door again, the people in the room had almost run out.

Piggybacking on the feet, a pile of messy clothes on the ground, and it seems that there are still some props or something, and they are gone.

This ability to clean up the battlefield is absolutely first-class.

Of course, the house is not completely empty, at least there is a main owner, Li Yan, who has not yet run.

Well, it seems that there is a bit of a problem with both legs, and I can't run even if I want to.

Li Yan, who was slumped in the chair, was covered with a bloated body by the clothes thrown by Li Qiushui at will, and sneered freely: "Li Qiushui, you old goblin!" When I first entered the palace, you were so old. It's been decades, why don't you die? ”

"Our family is dedicated to the master, so naturally we want to live a long life. You're a dog minion, I'm afraid you won't live that day. ”

"Phew! You're a minion, I'm a minion. I'm a dog, and you're a dog. Why, when you are a dog, you are still superior? ”

"Isn't it good to be a faithful dog?"

[Interesting.] 】

[Are these two eunuchs eunuchs?] It doesn't feel the same. 】

[Of course it's different, one is a literary eunuch and the other is a military eunuch. 】

[What is a martial eunuch? 】

[Learn about the sunflower treasure book. 】

[Isn't Li Qiushui Xiaoyaozi's junior sister? ] How is it a eunuch? 】

[I don't know! 】

[Anchor explain? 】

This question is too profound for Zhao Dazhui to answer.

But Li Yan, who is "first" in all aspects, is never willing to be slaughtered by others, and always wants to use his strengths to attack Li Qiushui's shortcomings and take revenge.

Fighting, it is absolutely impossible to beat.

Then use your mouth and say that he is dead!

Li Yan glanced at "that loyal dog" hatefully, and laughed loudly: "Are you loyal? If you are really loyal to the Zhao family, how did Yingzong's sons die? ”

"Presumptuous! Dare to slander the first emperor! ”

"Who is the first emperor in your mouth, Emperor Shenzong, right? Do you regret that you didn't go to Yongyu Mausoleum with the Divine Sect? ”

"What is there to regret? I'm waiting for slaves and maids, how dare I give birth to such thoughts? ”

"Hahahaha!"

As if he had heard some big joke, Li Yan laughed so much that tears came out: "I don't dare to think about it, and I don't want to die with any emperor."

You're different!

You have loved Shenzong deeply for many years, but you have never dared to show it, so that after the death of Shenzong, you were depressed and almost committed suicide. Hahahaha, a eunuch who fell in love with the emperor! What could be more ridiculous than that? ”

What do I see? 】

[Is this true love?] 】

[The emperor is really fraternity! 】

[You're disgusting! 】

[Is it true?] Mr. Kim. 】

[I'm not here, don't ask me.] Ask Lao Cai, he is clear. 】

[Get out!] You are only a Qing'er, ask Lao Tian, he has studied the demeanor of the Wei and Jin dynasties more thoroughly. 】

[Teacher Tian, explain. 】

[Explain.] 】

[Is it appropriate for me to say this?] 】

[Pure academic exchanges, very serious.] 】

[Well, I can only say that in ancient times, this phenomenon was actually quite common. 】

[Is it pure platonic love?] 】

[Hehe, don't say, don't say. 】

Li Yan, a guy who doesn't have anything like that, has no unspeakable consciousness at all, and continues to break the news: "If I guess correctly, your true identity is definitely not a eunuch, but a ......"

As he spoke, he also made a kind appearance, and beckoned to Zhao Dazhui, who had fine skin and tender meat, and was sweet and delicious: "Come here!" Do you want to listen to Li Qiushui's secrets, I'll tell you quietly! ”

"No, blame Shu Huang no!"

Am I so stupid if I want to take Lao Tzu as a hostage?

I'm smart, okay?

Zhao Dazhui's face was smart and cute: "My eldest nephew said, you have to die quickly, otherwise he won't be able to sleep." Now, do you want to die? ”

"Who is your eldest nephew?"

"My eldest nephew is amazing, his name is Zhao Ji!"

"You're the new Imperial Uncle?"

"It's me, it's me!"

Has Uncle Ben's reputation already started to spread?

"Is the official really going to kill me?" Li Yan's face was an afterthought.

"Pretend, you keep pretending!" Li Qiushui quietly walked up to Zhao Dazhui and blocked Zhao Dazhui, "Li Yan, if there is no official will, will I come to move you, the capital prisoner?" ”

"What am I guilty of?"

"Conviction is a matter for the three law divisions, and it is a courtesy to the ministers of the DPRK and China. You don't need to! Li Qiushui shook his palm lightly and slapped it out, "Come on!" ”

"Wait, I still have something to say."

[The ancients were ignorant! 】

[Yes, yes, yes, if you let the family accept your life, they will obediently give it to you! ] 】

[That is.] Say hello in advance? 】

[The stupidest thing is that Li Qiushui! ] 】

[When people tell you to stop, you stop, are you a red light? ] 】

[, he's brakes.] 】

Brake, uh no, it was Li Qiushui who slowly retracted his work, and said coldly: "Say, what are your wishes?" If it's reasonable, I can consider it and solve it for you. ”

Li Yan showed a conspiracy on his face, and his mouth said quickly as if he had rented it: "I know that you are a woman, or a woman who has had a love with the Divine Sect, because your identity is secret, and you can't conceive a prince, so you adopted a few ...... outside the palace."

"Die!"

Li Qiushui slapped it with hatred and slapped Li Yan's chest directly.

Li Yan spat out a mouthful of blood and said the last sentence: "Let's die together!" ”

Rumble!

Suddenly, there was an explosion, and the ground shook violently.

Zhao Dazhui saw the floor tiles, the beams of the house, and the clothes of a palace maid who didn't know which one it was all flying towards him.

Finish the calf!