014 The First Chicken
014 The First Chicken
Since Zhao Ji gives face like this, he can kill whoever he wants.
The first thing Zhao Dazhui thought of was Cai Jing's old immortal.
The two of them actually don't have any enmity, but they just argued a few words in the court, can they be regarded as enmity?
Cai Jing is a prime minister, and he can hold the boat in his stomach. We are a dignified uncle, and we can run an aircraft carrier in our stomach. You can't just fight and kill for a sentence or two.
I'm doing this for the sake of righteousness!
"No! Taishi Cai can't be killed casually. β
Zhao Ji, that dog thing, don't look at the mouth too generous, when it comes to seeing the real chapter, he habitually coaxes it again.
"Why can't you kill?"
An eighty-year-old man, as long as he starves him twice, or gently pushes him on the side of the road, isn't it all over?
It's easy to kill!
"It's not! After all, Taishi Cai is old and virtuous, and I can't bear to kill him. In addition, there has never been a precedent for killing a doctor for no reason in this dynasty......"
"What kind of old man is Gao Dexun, that is an old thief who does not die. If you can't bear it, I'll do it. And the precedent of that bullshit, it's even more bullshit. What's wrong with the doctor, you have to kill when you should kill it! β
"Uncle Huang, don't be impulsive." The queen also persuaded, "The Taishi tree has deep roots, and the protΓ©gΓ©s are all over the world, so they should be slowly drawn up!" lest you smit a serpent and not die, but suffer from it. β
[The queen can! γ
[Much more reliable than Zhao Ji! ] γ
[Why don't you have a queen? γ
[It's a pity! I am nine hundred years away from the queen......]
γThe taste is really strong! γ
[The anchor's idea is good, but Cai Jing, as the head of the six thieves, is really not easy to kill. γ
[What's the matter, he still dares to slander people? γ
[My buddy used to drive a big run, and after helping an old man, he started running. γ
[Who are the six thieves? γ
[Cai Jing, Zhu Mian, Wang Hao, Li Yan, Tong Guan, Liang Shicheng. The last three were all eunuchs. γ
"Kill Tong Guan, right?"
The eunuch is the house slave of the Son of Heaven, and it should be easy to kill.
Neither violates the rule of "not killing scholars", nor is he afraid that the eunuch will have any protΓ©gΓ©s or descendants to take revenge.
Of the three eunuchs, Zhao Dazhui didn't know any of them, but he was most impressed by Tong Guan.
In "Water Margin", he served as a privy envoy, controlled the military power of the imperial court, and once commanded 800,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, when he went to Liangshanbo to suppress Song Jiang, he was ambushed on ten sides and was killed and fled back to Bianjing.
belongs to the big boss after Gao Yu, but it's just a eunuch.
It shouldn't be hard to kill, right?
"No! Tong Guan ...... for me"
"Huh?"
"Oh, it's for me, for the imperial court, and I have also made some contributions. Isn't it inappropriate for me to just crown him as the Duke of the Kingdom and kill him after changing hands? β
"It doesn't work, it doesn't work either! You say, who is right to kill? β
Zhao Dazhui was angry and ready to pick a pick.
With Zhao Ji's indecisive temperament, he naturally feels that it is best not to kill anyone.
Isn't it good for everyone to have fun, sing, dance, and dance? Why do you want to fight and kill?
"No! Be sure to kill! Today, you're going to have to kill one for me, sort of, uh, what? β
"Flags?" Zhao Ji gave an explanation very uncertainly.
"Yes! Little Jiji, you're not all a piece of trash! Even the sacrificial flag knows that it is much stronger than me. Zhao Dazhui stood on tiptoe and wanted to pat Zhao Ji on the shoulder.
Zhao Ji smiled awkwardly: "Uncle Huang, it's weird to shout like this!" β
"The name doesn't matter!" Zhao Dazhui waved his hand, "It doesn't matter what you say, the key depends on how you do it." β
The queen smiled: "What my uncle said is very true. is like that Jin Guo, who says that he is good with my Great Song Dynasty, but he often has wolf ambitions behind his back. Disgusting! β
No matter how virtuous and virtuous Queen Ren was, she couldn't bear to be arbitrarily destroyed by a group of barbarians, and finally died with hatred.
Zhao Ji can't listen to this.
As soon as he talked about this, Zhao Ji felt that he was not a special thing. Can't even take care of the woman he loves, is he still a man?
Thinking of this, Zhao Ji's waist bent down: "Uncle Huang, you can shoot hard, how comfortable can you come!" β
[Hahaha, Zhao Ji has a small potential. γ
[I also want to pat the dragon's shoulder, dragon's buttocks, dragon's chest, ......]
[Phew, do you want breast augmentation? γ
[You just want it, your whole family thinks about it!] γ
The dragon's shoulder is just like that, and it doesn't feel good at all. Far from it, the Queen......
Uh, it's too dirty to think, shouldn't think.
We are elders, so we have to look like elders!
After patting the dragon shoulder a little twice, after meaning it, Zhao Dazhui coughed lightly and said: "Official, it seems that you are still good, and you value love and righteousness." It is not in vain that God sent me to save this great Song Dynasty. β
[This is blowing, and there is no one! ] γ
[Why don't you say that you are a son of the plane?] γ
[Son of the system? γ
[Forget it, it's still sent by heaven, it's better. γ
The angel sent by God, after Zhao Dazhui fully satisfied the wish to pretend to be 13, he became rare and serious: "The six thieves are very resentful, and they must be eliminated." β
"Who are the six thieves?"
Forget that, there's no such thing yet.
As soon as the six thieves said, they had to wait for what was Chen Dong (Chen Dong?) Guy, come to a book or something, bring it up for the first time.
Zhao Dazhui replied while desperately searching for comment records: "The six thieves refer to Cai Jing, Zhu Mian, Wang Hao, Li Yan, Tong Guan, and Liang Shicheng. They are all dog thieves who have brought disaster to the country and the people, and not killing them is not enough to make the people angry. Simply, if you don't do it, you will slaughter it. β
After talking around for a while, he came back around.
Zhao Ji no longer hesitated: "The first three are more troublesome to deal with, and they need to be slowly figured out." Tong Guan also has some merits, so he will not move for the time being. Liang Shicheng has been in retirement for many years, and it is not good to move him with great fanfare. Just Li Yan, it's easy to do! β
"Li Qiushui, you can do it now. Within an hour, I want to see Li Yan's head! β
Li Qiushui smiled contemptuously: "A dog thief, a slave and maid kill him like slaughtering a dog's ear." Why an hour? And ask the official family and the mother to sit wide, and the slave and maid will come when they go. β
[What does Li Yan do? γ
[I am a peer with Li Qiushui, and I am the governor of the province. γ
[I don't understand.] γ
[Ouchi Chief.] γ
[Shouldn't the relationship between the two of them be very good? γ
[Childish! Only between peers is the hatred of Hongguoguo! γ
[This is too red fruit, right?] Say kill or kill? γ
[Shouldn't a few people come out and persuade me? ] γ
[Persuade a ghost! What is called a slave of the Son of Heaven, do you know? γ
What is the slave of the Son of Heaven?
That's the dog of the Son of Heaven. You can bite whoever you want, and let you do whatever you want.
You can't have your own ideas, and you can't have your own selfish interests.
When you bite someone for the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven will naturally protect you.
It depends on the owner to beat the dog, if you hit my dog, will you hit me next, and then will you sit on my dragon chair?
But a dog is a dog after all, and when needed, he can always behead the dog, cut the dog whip, cook the dog meat, and give it to others to enjoy.
Right now, it's time for Li Yan to sacrifice his precious dog life.
Li Qiushui bowed his hand slightly, turned around and left very heroically, wanting to take Li Yan's dog's life.
That posture really has a bit of Guan Yunchang's warm wine and slashing Huaxiong's style.
It's a pity that Li Qiushui doesn't have Guan Erye's beautiful hair to brush, and Zhao Ji is not in the mood to warm him a glass of wine.
"Wait! I'll go with you! β
Heroes are no one to be heroic, so how can they say about the past. Zhao Dazhui was going to take a look with Li Qiushui to see how to kill the dog.
It's not interesting to talk to Zhao Ji here, it's easy to lose fans!
"Oh, Master Hou still has this Yaxing?" Li Qiushui didn't smile, "This is not a child's house, it's to see blood!" β
"Who to scare? I haven't seen anything! Walk you! β