When Fang Yi and Wu Zetian returned to the entrance of the cave, Shangguan Wan'er was rubbing her eyes and walked out.

"Morning, Your Majesty!"

Shangguan Wan'er bowed to Wu Zetian very respectfully.

Fang Yi couldn't help but shake his head secretly.

What is dedication? What is a profession?

This is called dedication! This is called professionalism!

There are really not many dedicated and professional actors like Shangguan Wan'er!

Even if the crew members, including the screenwriter and director, sink to the bottom of the sea to feed the fish, they still maintain the state of acting, whether it is salutation, etiquette, or speaking, they are all so dedicated and professional!

It's like some artists now, with poor acting skills, disrespect, either hyping up scandals, or multi-person sports, either domestic violence and derailment, or Weibo showmanship, anyway, don't do all day long!

Even Fang Yi remembered a piece of news a few years ago.

is talking about a celebrity who accidentally scratched his finger, and the result was a selfie that sold miserably on Weibo, and he rushed to the hospital to bandage it.

The doctor was startled when he saw the wound on the star's finger, and jumped on the spot and exclaimed: "It's good to be early!" Come a little later, and your wound will heal! ”

"Fang Yi, morning! What did we eat this morning? ”

Shangguan Wan'er then looked at Fang Yi with a grin.

“……”

Fang Yi was speechless for a while.

This little girl is ...... Can't you say anything other than food?

Can't you think of anything other than food?

Fang Yi reluctantly handed Shangguan Wan'er three tea eggs.

"Let's eat first, and when it's noon, I'll make you a big meal!"

"Yay!"

Shangguan Wan'er jumped up excitedly.

After Shangguan Wan'er ate a tea egg, a shocked expression couldn't help but appear on her face: "Fang Yi! I've eaten eggs this way before, but ...... Why does your food taste so good? ”

"Just kidding, with your skill in making tea eggs, you deserve to be compared to me? I'm not bragging, the tea eggs I make are top-notch! ”

"What's the difference?" Shangguan Wan'er tilted her little head and looked at Fang Yi curiously.

Wu Zetian was also intrigued by the conversation between the two.

In fact, Wu Zetian wanted to ask this question when he ate tea eggs before, but because the back of his hand was scratched, he forgot about this stubble for a while.

Now that Shangguan Wan'er said this, she began to be curious again.

"Ordinary tea eggs are all ordinary tea, but mine is different, I use selected black tea! And my egg is an authentic egg! Fang Yi held his head high with pride.

"Dirt eggs?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at the tea egg in her hand blankly, "Genetically modified immortals are so powerful? Can dirt also lay eggs? ”

"I'm ......" Fang Yi couldn't help but be speechless, "Okay, if you understand it like this, it's okay!" That's right, the earthen egg is the final birth of two stones after some indescribable things! ”

"Genetically modified immortals are really omnipotent!" Wu Zetian sighed heartily on the side.

"Does this tea egg have anything to do with your tea?" Shangguan Wan'er still tirelessly asked any questions related to eating.

"That's a must! My tea, compared with ordinary tea, is more fragrant, has a stronger taste, and is more healthy to the human body! ”

"Still in good health? Why? ”

"Because I use black tea! After fermentation and roasting, the content of tea polyphenols is reduced! ”

"What phenol?"

"Tea ......" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "Okay, in fact, these teas are all tea given to me by genetically modified immortals!" Eating tea eggs made of tea given by genetically modified immortals can prolong life, strengthen the body, and stay young! ”

"Hmm......"

After listening to Fang Yi's nonsense, Shangguan Wan'er almost swallowed a tea egg in one bite.

Seeing this scene, Fang Yi couldn't help but raise a strange smile on the corner of his mouth.

Fang Yi had already found the right way to talk to Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er!

That is, no matter what happens in the future, it cannot be explained by scientific principles, daily logic, common sense, and the like.

Don't ask, ask is five words.

Genetically modified immortals!

That's it!

"Alas! It's a pity that my general is not here, and if the general is here, I must give my general a tea egg! Shangguan Wan'er ate tea eggs and began to sigh.

"Your general?" Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er suspiciously.

As if in history...... Shangguan Wan'er didn't marry anyone, right?

In order to win the favor of Queen Wu Zetian alone, Shangguan Wan'er in history played ambiguous with Wu Zetian's male favorite...... How could you marry a great general?

Wrong!

Fang Yi quickly reacted again.

Mao's Shangguan Wan'er, this person is a fool!

How could he really treat this fool as Shangguan Wan'er?

It's over, I'm infected!

It is estimated that the general that Shangguan Wan'er said in her mouth is the actor who plays the general in the two of them!

Depend on!

Nowadays, has showing affection to the point where it is so heartbroken and dehumanizing?

Eating a tea egg can also show affection, and Lao Tzu is also convinced!

After listening to Shangguan Wan'er's words, Wu Zetian couldn't help but look pale: "I ...... I also want to be a general! I vaguely remember...... The scene when it lay beside me that night! ”

"What?!" Fang Yi couldn't calm down.

Who is this general? Is there such a big charm?

captured the heart of Shangguan Wan'er, a little girl from a small family, even if it is, Wu Zetian, a generous royal sister, was also conquered by this general!

And...... It seems that they still conquer both of them at the same time on the premise that they know!

What the hell is this...... It's a winner in life!

Fang Yi made up his mind again at this moment!

Myself...... I want to change careers to be an actor in the future!

Be a hairy god stick!

Can you fool two young ladies like Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er into making a promise to each other?

You can be an actor!

Of course, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't know what Fang Yi was thinking in his heart, and the two of them were still reminiscing about the general in their mouths.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... Even last night, I dreamed that the general was licking his ministers......"

"?" Fang Yi was stunned.

Lick? Where to lick? What's the lick?

This little girl really didn't see it!

On weekdays, he looks like a gentleman, but he is so strong when he drives the car!

Can you two consider my feelings as an outsider when talking about such a topic that is inappropriate for children?

You can't ...... Talk in more detail?

"Huh?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at the stunned Fang Yi suspiciously.

"You ...... Talk about these ...... It's not okay......" Fang Yi felt a kind of shyness.

"Why not?" Shangguan Wan'er was even more puzzled.

"You're going to spoil my purity!"

"Regardless of whether you are pure or not, how can I bring you bad if I talk to Your Majesty about dogs?" Shangguan Wan'er was blind.

"What? Dog? ”

Fang Yi was stunned.

At this time, Fang Yi realized...... Myself...... There seems to be some misunderstanding of the conversation between Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er.

Wu Zetian nodded: "The general is a dog raised by Wan'er in the palace, a few days ago, he was caught by this storm with me on my southern tour, and I and Wan'er were stranded on this island, and the general ...... Fear of more evil and less auspicious! Alas! ”

Shangguan Wan'er raised her eyebrows: "What do you think the general is?" ”

Fang Yi hurriedly denied what he thought in his heart: "Dog! I'm talking about dogs! ”

"Then why do you say that if I talk to Your Majesty about the general, it will bring you to the purity?" Shangguan Wan'er still has no intention of giving up, it is completely a posture of breaking the casserole and asking to the end.

"I ......" Fang Yi was stunned, "Whew! I mean...... Is it okay not to talk about such a heart-wrenching topic? I want to talk about something light-hearted! Originally, I was an optimistic and cheerful person, and if you talk about such sad and painful topics, it will affect my personality! ”

"Okay......" Shangguan Wan'er stopped pestering on this topic.

In order to divert the embarrassment, Fang Yi hurriedly pulled away the topic and looked at Wu Zetian: "The dog may be really fierce, do you have other pets?"

Wu Zetian thought about it carefully, and then nodded: "A few years ago, I did have a pet!" It's a cat and a parrot! ”

"Huh?" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "Don't tell me...... You have cats and parrots to make them live in harmony with each other, so that you can show your courage as the queen of the great saints! ”

"Aiqing, you're right!"

"Later, you thought they would get along, so you put them in a cage and passed them on to each minister to admire, but because of the long time, the cat was hungry, so you ate the parrot in public?"

"Yes!" Wu Zetian sighed helplessly.

The incident of the cat and the parrot, even if it has been two years, every time he thinks about it, Wu Zetian will have a deep sense of shame.

Wu Zetian felt that this incident was probably the most embarrassing thing in his life!

Fang Yi on the side looked at Wu Zetian's eyes and gradually became strange.

This woman......

You say she's normal, right? often goes crazy and goes too deep into the play, and I don't know some daily necessities and daily food, and I am alive like an ancient person who has run to the present!

You say she's abnormal, right? Not only Wu Zetian, but also Shangguan Wan'er, is indeed very literary, Feng Chan, cats and parrots, these allusions related to Wu Zetian are known!

Don't......

Fang Yi suddenly thought of a terrifying thing.

Could it be that these two ......

When reciting the lines of the script on the boat, there was a sudden storm, and the sea water poured into the brains of the two.

Then because the two of them were memorizing the lines and scripts, they naturally felt that they were Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er?

It's so pathetic! It's so pathetic!

If it weren't for the fear that Shangguan Wan'er's little girl would beat herself, Fang Yi felt that he would definitely step forward and hold the two of them in his arms to comfort him!

"Fang Yi!" Shangguan Wan'er suddenly remembered something, "What about you?" Do you have pets? ”