After listening to this, Fang Yi thought about it carefully, and then answered Shangguan Wan'er's question: "Raise!" Of course I have pets, too! ”

"Oh?" Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian were both interested, "What kind of pet do you have?" ”

"Goose!"

"Goose?" Wu Zetian glanced at Shangguan Wan'er beside him, "There are still people who keep geese as pets?" It's simply unheard of! ”

"Aren't geese used to be fed up? Can you still be a pet? Shangguan Wan'er immediately agreed with Wu Zetian's words.

"I'm not an ordinary goose! I'm a penguin! Fang Yi smirked.

"Penguins?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi blankly, "What kind of goose is a penguin?" I've heard of white geese, swans, and I haven't heard of penguins! ”

"Just because you haven't heard of it doesn't mean you haven't, it only means that you haven't seen enough!" Fang Yi rarely found a place where he could hit Shangguan Wan'er, so he was naturally ruthless.

"Penguins, it's unheard of! It must be a rare and rare pet! Wu Zetian suddenly nodded thoughtfully, "I've heard that the more cherished pets are, the more difficult it is to raise!" Want to feed penguins...... It must be very difficult! Penguins cost a lot, right? ”

"Whew! Not to mention, raising penguins is a lot of money! Fang Yi clapped his hands with a sad face, "For a month, just Q coins will cost forty or fifty yuan!" ”

"What's that? Q…… Q Coins? Forty or fifty ...... Yuan? ”

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were stunned, and the two couldn't help but look at each other.

Soon, the two came to their own conclusions!

Fang Yi, a fool, is sick again!

What Q Coin? What dollars?

In the north and south of the country, I have never heard of any region using these two currencies!

Isn't this the onset of the disease?

Idiot!

There is no cure!

"Huh...... Heh......"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er, who had never had any experience in dealing with the person who was sick, just stood in place, helpless, and looked at Fang Yi with an embarrassed expression.

……

Far away in Yangzhou.

In a mansion, three middle-aged men sat around a large table.

The person at the head is called Li Jingye, the Duke of Tang Yingguo, Li Jingye's original name was Xu Jingye, because his grandfather Xu Tao (or for the achievement) had meritorious service to the Tang Dynasty, and the whole family was given the surname Li by Tang Gaozu Li Yuan.

To the left of Li Jingye is Li Jingye's younger brother, Li Jingyou.

On Li Jingye's right hand is the Tang Dynasty's talented Luo Bin Wang, who was the head of Chang'an six years ago, and now he is just a guest of Li Jingye.

Whether it is the two brothers Li Jingye with a prominent family background, or the talented Luo Bin Wang, the three of them were demoted or dismissed because of their opposition to Wu Zetian's dictatorship.

Even in broad daylight, the three of them gathered in Li Jingye's mansion to drink and vent their resentment.

After three rounds of drinking, Li Jingyou knocked on his cup and cried out in a low voice: "Woohoo! I want my family to be loyal to the court, but they have ended up like this! The family background is illustrious and famous all over the world, after all, it is just a passing cloud! ”

"Respectfully!" Li Jingye glanced at Li Jingyou and signaled that there was still an outsider called Luo Bingwang.

In fact, Li Jingye and Li Jingyou have long been united, Li Jingyou deliberately said this just to test Luo Bingwang's reaction, and the two had already had the intention of raising troops to rebel against Wu Zetian.

Luo Bingwang is a smart person, how can he not understand that these two brothers are actually writing and acting to test their own attitude.

After thinking of his bumpy official career, and then remembering the fact that Wu Zetian controlled the government, Luo Bingwang finally stopped being silent and began to express his attitude.

"Yingguo Gong, Wu Cao is a female streamer, just Taizong's Zhaoyi, she is now in control of the government is completely a disaster and chaos, God knows, and Wu Cao will be punished!"

The two brothers, Li Jingye and Li Jingyou, glanced at each other, and the corners of their mouths raised a hint of a smile, and the two were very satisfied with Luo Binwang's statement.

Li Jingye sighed deeply again: "What can the Chaochao Dynasty do?" The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all spineless guys, and they all succumbed to Wu Cao's yi

Under the authority, I can only sit back and watch this thief girl scourge the Tang Dynasty! ”

"Definitely!" Luo Bingwang stood up suddenly, and threw the wine glass in his hand on the table, "Ying Guo Gong!" I also have a few friends in Luoyang, and just yesterday, they told me a big news! Wu Cao...... You may have been cursed and returned to your hometown! ”

"What? And so on? Li Jingye was taken aback, but in addition to being frightened, Li Jingye felt more excited.

Li Jingye knew very well in his heart that if Wu Zetian really had an accident, this would be a godsend!

"Wu Cao went to Jiangnan Dongdao for a cruise a month ago, and the fleet encountered a big storm, Wu Cao and Shangguan Wan'er were nowhere to be found, and their lives and deaths were unknown!"

"Is this credible?" Li Jingyou also stood up excitedly.

"It's true!" Luo Bingwang nodded with great certainty.

"Brother!" Li Jingyou was even more excited, "If we take advantage of the fact that Wu Cao's whereabouts are unknown, scatter wealth and raise troops, and play the slogan of supporting the Li family and clearing the king's side, we will definitely be able to get a response from the people of the world!" ”

Li Jingye calmed down a little, hesitated for a while, and then looked at Luo Bingwang: "Is this method feasible?" ”

"I think it's doable!" Luo Bingwang also agreed with Li Jingyou's idea, "I think we can join Wei Siwen to do a big fight!" Yangzhou Governor Shi Xue Zhongzhang is an incompetent person, as long as we can catch him, we can master Yangzhou, and even the entire Huainan Province can be held in our hands! When the time comes, I will make another article "Seeking Wu Cao for Xu Jingye", and I will definitely be able to get a response from people with lofty ideals in the world! Now that everyone in the court is anxious to find Wu Cao's whereabouts, we can take advantage of this move! ”

"How do I write a syllabus?"

Luo Bingwang smiled slightly, as one of the four masters of the early Tang Dynasty, Luo Bingwang is naturally a person with real skills, and between his gestures, Luo Bingwang has already thought of how to write the text.

Luo Bingwang took the wine jug and poured the wine glass he threw on the table, and then drank the wine in the glass, and the whole room was filled with Luo Bingwang's impassioned voice.

"The pseudo-Linchao Wu clan is not harmonious, and the earth is cold and cold. In the past, Taizong was under Chen, and he once served with a change of clothes. In the late season, the spring palace is filthy...... Please see whose world is in today's domain! Move to the county of the state, and the salty envoy knows! ”

"In this way, great things can be done!"

……

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er disappeared for several days, and countless people were also in a hurry in Luoyang.

Di Renjie and General Youying Yangwei (General Right Wuwei, Zheng Sanpin official position, commander of the forbidden army) Wang Xiaojie were already anxious.

Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie also began to discuss countermeasures in Di Renjie's mansion.

Wang Xiaojie is a straight person, and he didn't hide the anxiety in his heart at all, because the anxiety in his heart kept walking back and forth in the room, and there were words in his mouth.

"How that should be! Lord Di, Your Majesty has not heard from you for almost five days, and the country cannot be without a king for a day, it is not a way to go on like this! Gotta figure figure it out! Master Di! You are the most trusted person of Your Majesty, if you give me an idea, you will say what we should do! Master Di, you have something to say! ”

The old man sitting in the chair, who was nearly sixty years old, was none other than Di Renjie.

Di Renjie sighed softly: "Okay, General Wang, if you go around like this again, you will have to dizzy your old eyes!" Even if you walk hundreds of circles around the old decay, Your Majesty will not appear in front of our eyes for no reason! ”

"Then you have an idea!" Wang Xiaojie sat on the chair helplessly.

Maybe Wang Xiaojie was too irritable in his heart, and felt that he was still panicked when he sat down like this, so he slapped the table again, and sighed heavily in his mouth.

"First of all, the disappearance of His Majesty must be concealed, otherwise, those with ill intentions are likely to ......"

"My Lord Di! Count me as begging you, don't talk to me about any of this, okay? It's simple, just tell me exactly how to do it! ”

"Forehead......" The corners of Di Renjie's mouth twitched slightly, "Okay! That's a different way! General Wang, there are a few things you need to do! First, you immediately return to the palace to block the palace with your Imperial Forest Army, and the whole of Luoyang has also entered a wartime alert state, and you declare to the outside world that Your Majesty is occasionally sick and unwell! ”

"Second, Your Majesty was lost in a storm while cruising along the coast of Jiangnan Dongdao, you have a very good personal relationship with General Li Xiaoyi, the general of the Left Guard, Li Xiaoyi is also one of His Majesty's most trusted generals, you and Li Xiaoyi took 5,000 elite soldiers to find Your Majesty under the pretext of going to the legendary fairy island in Jiangnan Dongdao to find cure!"

"Huh? Fairy Island? Wang Xiaojie was stunned, "I never knew about Xiandao...... Where to find Fairy Island? ”

"You're stupid!" Di Renjie glared at Wang Xiaojie angrily, "I'm not asking you to really find Xiandao, I'm asking you to find Your Majesty!" ”

"Oh oh......" Wang Xiaojie nodded, and then suddenly asked, "Master Di...... You said...... Will there really be a fairy island in this world? ”

"This ...... There shouldn't be, how do I know if there is a fairy island......" Di Renjie was also a little confused.

"Isn't that going to ...... Li Xiaoyi and I didn't find Your Majesty, but we found Xiandao? ”

"I ......"

Di Renjie was speechless.

Di Renjie actually wanted to say "I'm looking for your sister" to Wang Xiaojie, but Di Renjie considered that he was a Sven person after all, so it didn't seem appropriate to say such a thing, so he still didn't say this sentence after all.

Soon Di Renjie reacted: "Why did you go to Immortal Island?" Let me emphasize one more point, I asked you and Li Xiaoyi to go to Your Majesty, not to ask you to find some fairy island, is there a problem with my expression or is there a problem with your understanding? Forget it, I think I'd better go with you two, you two are unreliable! ”

"If Master Di leads the team, it will naturally be the best!" Wang Xiaojie laughed, "But...... Master Di...... Is there really no fairy island in this world? ”

"There's a fart fairy island!" Di Renjie finally got angry, "If there is really any fairy island, I will broadcast a handstand live broadcast to eat Xiang, this is always okay, right?" ”

“……”