Chapter 33: The Cure for Fire
At noon, Wu Zetian, who was lying on Simmons in an extremely bad mood, was awakened by a shout outside the cave.
Wu Zetian stood up and rubbed his eyes, at this moment, Wu Zetian was surprised to find that he was crying in his sleep!
Seemingly...... I really miss home too much, and I care too much about my country.
Especially when he heard Wang Xiaojie say that Li Jingye had gathered 100,000 rebels in Yangzhou, Wu Zetian's whole person was not good.
Wu Zetian is a person with an extremely strong appearance, so it is naturally impossible to show his weakest side in front of others.
Wu Zetian quickly wiped away the remaining tears from the corners of his eyes, and only walked out of the cave after relieving himself.
Wu Zetian had just walked outside the cave when he heard the laughter of Fang Yi and the others.
"Two cylinders!"
"Thirty thousand!"
"Bump! Six of a kind! ”
"Ahh I'm! Hahahaha! ”
It turned out that Fang Yi and the four of them didn't know when they set up a mahjong table outside. Love to play mahjong!
Seeing Wu Zetian walk out, Di Renjie, who had already won the card, hurriedly stood up and bowed to Wu Zetian.
"Your Majesty!"
"Huh? Your Majesty! ”
Shangguan Wan'er and Wang Xiaojie also hurriedly bowed to Wu Zetian with Di Renjie.
As a modern person, Fang Yi naturally couldn't bow to Wu Zetian.
Fang Yi remembered that Di Renjie had exclaimed that he had won the card before, his eyes rolled around, and he quickly turned sideways and peeked at Di Renjie's card.
Boy! Di Renjie, this idiot, is really a winner!
Is that still there? He is the little prince of mahjong! How can you allow you to lose to a fool in mahjong?
So Fang Yi tiptoed up a card in the deck and replaced one of Di Renjie's cards.
Di Renjie and the three of them had their backs to Fang Yi, so they naturally couldn't see Fang Yi's small movements, but Wu Zetian, who was facing Fang Yi, saw all of Fang Yi's small movements.
After Fang Yi returned to his position, he quickly put his right index finger next to his lower lip and made a shushing gesture towards Wu Zetian.
Wu Zetian couldn't help but feel a burst of amusement,
Fang Yi, this guy ......
No matter what time it is, it will always bring you all kinds of joy.
The haze in Wu Zetian's heart before because of Li Jingye's rebellion also dissipated at this moment.
"Let's get flat!"
Wu Zetian waved his hand at the three of them very generously.
Di Renjie and the three of them returned to their original positions.
Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie, who returned to their positions, were people with outstanding eyesight, and at this moment, the two found that Fang Yi did not salute Wu Zetian just now, and more importantly, Wu Zetian didn't seem to mind at all.
Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie couldn't help but secretly guess how close the relationship between Wu Zetian and Fang Yi was.
"Master Di, you just won the card, didn't you?" Shangguan Wan'er pursed her lips.
"Ahh That's right! I won! Di Renjie slapped his head and knocked down all his cards.
"Huh? Master Di...... You didn't win the card......" Wang Xiaojie took a closer look at Di Renjie's cards, and soon found that something was wrong.
"Nonsense! The old man obviously won the card...... Finish...... Hey? What's going on? How did this Gojo come about? What about my four loaves? I'll ......" Di Renjie was dumbfounded after looking at his cards.
"Ahh Master Di! You're fried! Blowing up a beard is a foul act! You lost this game, and all three of us won, so hurry up and give money! The corners of Shangguan Wan'er's mouth raised slightly.
"How is that possible! I just got a fool of myself! Di Renjie scratched his head, looking puzzled.
"Alright, alright! You're a lot older, you must be looking at flowers! Don't force it, everyone has to follow the rules! You blow up your beard, this will make you lose, hurry up and give money! ”
Fang Yi couldn't help but say, he pushed down his own cards, and overturned the cards of Shangguan Wan'er on the right hand side and stirred them into the hole card pile.
Who is Shangguan Wan'er?
That's a talented girl who is smart in ice and snow!
Shangguan Wan'er remembered Fang Yi's small tricks when she fought the landlord with Wu Zetian and Fang Yi before, and vaguely guessed that Fang Yi should have played some small tricks just now.
But Shangguan Wan'er didn't mind.
Shangguan Wan'er felt that if Fang Yi won, she could accept it, and if Di Renjie blew up Hu, she could be regarded as winning, of course she wouldn't feel uncomfortable!
From losing to winning, everyone will be happy to accept it!
Wu Zetian on the side couldn't help laughing: "Aiqing, what are you doing?" ”
Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian had the best relationship, and quickly explained: "Your Majesty, we are playing mahjong!" It's almost the same as fighting landlords, it's a form of entertainment! ”
"Oh......"
Wu Zetian couldn't help but think of Fang Yi saying that the calluses on his hands were ground out by playing mahjong, and it turned out that the mahjong that Fang Yi said was this little trick......
"Di Aiqing, if you are willing to lose the bet, you will admit it!" Wu Zetian pursed his lips and smiled.
"Whew!"
Di Renjie lowered his head helplessly.
Fang Yi had already pushed his own and Shangguan Wan'er's cards into the hole cards, and Wang Xiaojie, the guy who saw the wind and steered the rudder, also hurriedly pushed the cards into the hole card pile, and now Wu Zetian actually said the same, even if he didn't admit defeat, he could only admit defeat!
"To you, to you! It's all for you! ”
Di Renjie took out three ingots of silver from his pocket and handed them to Fang Yi and the others.
"Master Di, you actually have so much silver! Looks like I'm going to consider asking Your Majesty for a copy! Wang Xiaojie smiled and accepted the silver handed over by Di Renjie.
"......" Di Renjie cried with a sad face, unable to say a word.
When Wu Zetian saw Di Renjie's appearance, he couldn't help laughing even more.
But...... Wu Zetian quickly frowned.
Di Renjie looks like this...... Why does it look so familiar?
Wu Zetian was stunned!
Isn't this what he looked like after he and Fang Yi fought the landlord not long ago?
That means......
Fang Yi fought with himself as a landlord...... The day you won yourself...... Fang Yi also played all kinds of small tricks?
Thinking of this, Wu Zetian's whole person is not good!
Good for you, Fang Yi! I even made some indiscriminate means to deceive myself! I only sold Shangguan Wan'er with only twenty lighters! It's too much!
Sell Shangguan Wan'er...... Fifty lighters!
However, Wu Zetian is a generation of empresses after all, and naturally has a mind that ordinary people do not have.
For Fang Yi's little cleverness, Wu Zetian was quickly relieved and appreciated it very much.
What does this mean? This shows that Fang Yi is a smart person!
Playing cards and fighting is the same truth, what is a real knife and a real gun, and the easiest way to win with strategy is considered powerful, and it is a qualified general!
Of course, Fang Yi didn't know what Wu Zetian was thinking, all of Fang Yi's thoughts were on the silver handed over by Di Renjie.
Fang Yi took the silver handed over by Di Renjie and weighed it in his hand.
I was slightly shocked, good fellow...... This crew...... Are the props so real?
Shangguan Wan'er and Wang Xiaojie both bit the silver, and after making sure that the silver given by Di Renjie was real, they stuffed it into their pockets with satisfaction.
"Huh?"
Fang Yi was slightly stunned, this situation ...... Is it true that the silver is still not successful?
Fang Yi also put the silver to his mouth and bit it lightly.
it!
Fang Yi was stunned!
This silver! It's really real silver!
What kind of fairy crew is this?
None of the actors please are normal! The props used are actually real silver!
Is it very profitable for the crews of such fools' concentration camps? So inhumane??
"Your Majesty...... Are you still worried about Li Jingye, a traitor? Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly gave up her position.
Wu Zetian sat beside Shangguan Wan'er and nodded with a sad face.
"What's so bothering? Li Jingye's rebellion is doomed to failure! ”
Fang Yi shook his head disapprerovingly.
"What do you mean by that?" Wu Zetian's eyes lit up.
"History is very clear! Li Jingye's rebellion failed, Li Jingye, Li Jingyou, Luo Binwang, Wei Siwen ...... Wait, these people are all dead! ”
Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with a strange expression.
This knowledge ...... Seems to anyone who has studied a little bit of history knows it, right?
Li Jingye's rebellion was indeed monstrous at first, but under Wu Zetian's tough response, after Li Xiaoyi's efforts, Li Jingye's rebellion was quickly quelled.
And most crucially...... You're making a film and television work!
Do you really want to hate Li Jingye so much...... Wouldn't it be nice to arrest the person who played Li Jingye and beat him up?
Oh...... Forget that everyone in this crew has been hit by a big storm, maybe the poor worm who plays Li Jingye has already drowned in the vast sea!
Wu Zetian nodded thoughtfully.
Wu Zetian couldn't help but curse secretly, he was still too nervous after all.
Who is Fang Yi? That's the person who can predict the fate of Wang Xiaojie and Xue Ne, and the fairy-like person who can predict the future!
Such a person speaks prophecy, and it is absolutely reliable!
Other words...... Li Jingye's rebellion will eventually be easily quelled by himself!
Thinking of this, Wu Zetian's whole person became happy again.
Seeing Wu Zetian smile, Fang Yi also breathed a sigh of relief.
Fang Yi himself couldn't understand why he felt distressed when he saw Wu Zetian's sad face.
"Alright, alright, it's okay!" Fang Yi comforted Wu Zetian again, "Isn't it just a person named Li Jingye?" It's not worth it to make yourself upset for such a person! To deal with this kind of person who makes himself irritable and angry, I have a good prescription here! One tael of tangerine peel, two taels of banxia, two taels of poria cocos, one tael of licorice, add three bowls of water, and boil into one bowl over high heat! ”
"And then? Won't you get angry after drinking? ”
"No...... Then splash it in the other person's face while it's hot! So you're relieved! ”
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