Chapter 32: It's hard to put into words

Fang Yi was still sighing in the depths of his heart, and Wang Xiaojie on the side saw that Gu Zangfeng didn't move at all, so he couldn't hold back any longer.

Wang Xiaojie grabbed Fang Yi's hand: "Brother Dongliang, don't say anything, go and show me the girl you prepared!" ”

Fang Yi was moved by Wang Xiaojie again, after all, there is still a normal person like Wang Xiaojie!

"Brother Wang, you are the most normal here! What flavor of duck head do you prefer? A delicious duck head? Zhou Black Duck's duck head? ”

"Brother Dongliang! No matter where the girl comes from, as long as it's a girl, as long as it's spicy enough, I like it! ”

"Good, good! Absolutely spicy, I promise! Come with me! ”

After Fang Yi finished speaking, he and Wang Xiaojie took the lead and walked towards the grove near the cave.

At this moment, Fang Yi suddenly felt that Wang Xiaojie was his confidant, and he must be an angel sent by God to rescue him, and the two were like long-lost brothers, holding hands intimately.

Wu Zetian, Guan Wan'er and Di Renjie glanced at each other, and finally followed Fang Yi.

Soon, Fang Yi took the four of them to the destination.

"Ahh The duck head is here! ”

"What? Where's the girl? ”

Wang Xiaojie looked left and right and didn't find where the so-called girl was.

"There!" Fang Yi pointed to the dozen or so marinated spicy duck heads on the plate not far away.

"Huh?" Wang Xiaojie was dumbfounded, "Brother Dongliang, it turns out that you are talking about duck heads?" ”

"Or else?" Fang Yi was slightly stunned, "Could it be ...... Are there any other duck heads? ”

"Poof......" Di Renjie realized that he had misunderstood Fang Yi, and couldn't help laughing, "Lord Wang, what you just said, you like duck heads the most, and the spicier the better, the better duck heads!" You can taste a few more in a moment! ”

"Ah, this ......," Wang Xiaojie had a look of embarrassment on his face.

"What? You don't like it? Fang Yi glanced at Wang Xiaojie deeply, and the expression on his face tended to be unfriendly, "You just said that you like duck heads very much, the spicier the better, and now you don't want to eat it?" Do you think my duck head looks ugly and you don't want to eat it? Do you not give me face like this? If you don't give me face...... Hehe! There used to be a person who didn't give me face, but now his grave grass is dozens of meters deep! ”

"Grave grass tens of meters deep?" Wang Xiaojie was slightly stunned, "There is such a deep grass?" ”

"Sea burial! Seagrass is a few dozen meters, it's normal, right? Fang Yi smiled slightly.

Wang Xiaojie couldn't help but shudder, shrunk his neck, and hurriedly ran to the duck's head.

Wang Xiaojie knew very well in his heart that Fang Yi was regarded by Wu Zetian as a pillar of talent in the future, and if he offended Fang Yi, there would be absolutely no good fruit to eat in the future.

It's better to eat a spicy duck head than to make a spicy human head yourself in the future!

Wang Xiaojie picked up a duck head and took a bite gently, the duck head meat went down to the stomach, and Wang Xiaojie suddenly felt an unbearable spiciness.

"? What the hell, why is it so spicy? Yes! ”

Wang Xiaojie hurriedly stuck out his tongue, fanned the wind with his right hand, threw the duck head on the plate with his left hand, and took a big gulp of water from a basin of water next to him.

"Hahahaha!"

Wu Zetian and the three of them on the side couldn't help laughing when they saw Wang Xiaojie looking so embarrassed.

Di Renjie was not interested in girls, but he was still slightly interested in the duck head made by Fang Yi.

Wu Zetian and the three of them also sat around and began to taste the duck head made by Fang Yi.

The duck head meat was in the stomach, and the three of them knew that Wang Xiaojie's reaction was not exaggerated at all, and the duck head was indeed very spicy.

But this kind of spicy is different from the painful kind of spicy, and even has a pleasant feeling, like a mouthful of duck head meat in the stomach, the whole body is comfortable, and the tiredness disappears!

"That...... Your name is Di Renjie, right? Fang Yi tasted the duck's head himself and was very satisfied, "How did you two come to this island?" ”

Hearing Fang Yi mention this matter, Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie glanced at each other, and a trace of horror appeared on their faces.

"It's a long story!" Di Renjie sighed helplessly, "Your Majesty toured Jiangnan Dongdao in the east, and it turned out to be missing, and the country cannot be without a king for a day, so Wang Xiaojie and Li Xiaoyi quietly brought the Imperial Forest Army to the vicinity to find His Majesty's traces, but there were unforeseen circumstances, and in the nearby sea area, Wang Xiaojie and I encountered a wave that looked similar to a ladder, and then the wave swallowed our ship......"

Then the ship sank, and everyone but me and Master Di died...... We were washed by the waves to the beach......" Wang Xiaojie ate the duck head, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "I didn't expect it...... I actually met His Majesty and Shangguan Zhaorong next to the beach, and God is so willful! ”

"Where is Lee Hyo-yi?" Wu Zetian asked with a concerned face.

"Li Xiaoyi and the rest of the Imperial Forest Army are estimated to be in the nearby seas, but they are ...... This sea is so weird......"

"Hehe......"

Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh when he heard the conversation between the three of them.

These fools who are too deep in the drama really think of themselves as Wu Zetian's official Wan'er, Di Renjie, and Wang Xiaojie?

The Guards have come to your rescue? Why don't you say that the state sent a special force to save you?

In the past, Fang Yi still felt that Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er were quite capable of pulling each other.

But now that I see Di Renjie and Wang Xiaojie, these two guys are even more capable than Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er!

"Your Majesty, there is one more bad news!" Wang Xiaojie sighed again, "I don't know how the two brothers, Li Jingye and Li Jingyou, learned that His Majesty was missing, and in Yangzhou gathered a crowd to rebel, with the assistance of Luo Bin Wang and Wei Siwen, the Yangzhou rebels almost reached 100,000 people!" The rebels are all the way like a bamboo, almost the entire Huainan Province is under the control of the rebels, this is the crisis moment of the rise and fall of the Tang Dynasty, if His Majesty can not return to the Eastern Capital to stabilize the situation, the Tang Dynasty is in danger! ”

"Hehe......"

Fang Yi sneered again.

These two guys are still blowing? The more you blow it, the more outrageous it becomes!

Wu Zetian called the emperor in 690 AD, Li Jingye rebelled in 684 AD, you all call Wu Zetian Your Majesty, which means that you live in the script after 690 AD, so you still talk about Mao's Li Jingye rebellion?

Can you two blow something a little more reliable? When you don't know history?

"Alas!"

Wu Zetian sighed heavily, and suddenly felt a deep sense of weakness.

There are already rebels trying to seize the country that they have won so hard, but they are trapped in this projectile land, which makes Wu Zetian how can he be willing.

Wu Zetian immediately looked at Fang Yi with a look of help.

Fang Yi shrunk his neck: "Don't look at me...... I can't get out, I've said it hundreds of times, if I had a way to get out, I wouldn't be stuck here! ”

Wu Zetian was even more desperate: "Fang Yi, is there really no way?" Aren't you a disciple of a genetically modified immortal? Can't you pray to the genetically modified immortals? Asking the genetically modified immortals to guide us on how to get out of this island? ”

"I ......" Fang Yi was speechless.

Genetically modified immortals?

This is simply made up by myself to deceive you!

Where in this world is there really any genetically modified immortals!

Seeing Fang Yi's speechless appearance, Wu Zetian also knew that this method would not work, Wu Zetian sat on the ground dejectedly, depressed and silent.

Di Renjie sighed softly: "Perhaps...... Li Xiaoyi found out that Wang Xiaojie's boat and I were missing, so he would look for us in the nearby waters! Maybe Lee Hyo-yi will be able to find this island! ”

"Really?" Wu Zetian's eyes lit up, and a glimmer of hope suddenly ignited.

"Impossible, don't get your hopes up!" Fang Yi poured a basin of cold water on Wu Zetian's head, "To be honest, I was stranded on this island, and the situation I encountered was exactly the same as yours, and I also saw the waves you saw on the deck, like a ladder, extending up one by one, and finally engulfing the ship!" It's even scarier than Devil's Delta! This is a strange circumstance beyond the scope of scientific explanation...... We won't be able to get out, even if the man named Li Xiaoyi shows up here...... It's quite possible that he is here alone, and the others may be shipwrecked! ”

Wu Zetian leaned weakly against the trunk of the tree behind him, his face full of despair.

In fact, Wu Zetian is an extremely strong person in his heart, and Wu Zetian's willpower is firmer than most men.

But hearing Fang Yi's words, Wu Zetian felt so depressed for the first time in his life.

Because Wu Zetian recalled the scene when he fell on this desert island, it was indeed as Fang Yi said, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both saw that kind of ladder-like waves.

"Your Majesty is relieved, Wang Xiaojie and I have secretly ordered Xue Ne to rush back to the Eastern Capital before the attack, I want to use Xue Ne's ability to defend the Eastern Capital to defeat Li Jingye and crush Li Jingye's wolf ambitions, which is more than enough!"

"I hope so!" Wu Zetian could only comfort himself like this, "It's all because I was too soft-hearted back then, and I thought about the abolition of Wang Liwu Li Tao helped me, and I didn't embarrass the two brothers Li Jingye, but I didn't expect these two people to take revenge and raise troops to betray me!" Knowing this, I should have gotten rid of the two of them without thinking about the old love! ”

Fang Yi nodded approvingly.

Fang Yi, who was familiar with the history of the Xia Kingdom, felt that Wu Zetian should get rid of the two brothers Li Jingye and Li Jingyou when he read the history of the Tang Dynasty.

Fang Yi knew that what Wu Zetian just said about the abolition of Wang Liwu was the abolition of Tang Gaozong's abolition of the queen and the appointment of Wu Zetian as the new queen. ”

It was also because of Li Tao's words that Tang Gaozong's determination to abolish Wang Liwu was strengthened, and in the end, Wu Zecai was able to become the queen.

Although Wu Zetian is a little stupid and too deep in the play, the basic skills of the history of the Xia Kingdom are still very solid!

"Forget it, I'm a little tired! I'm going back to rest first, so please take care of yourself! ”

After Wu Zetian finished speaking, he walked into the cave with a tired face, leaving only a lonely figure.