"Yay"

After Wang Xiaojie carried the axe to chop wood, Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er high-fived proudly.

Not to mention, the feeling of bullying honest people is really cool!

While secretly refreshing, Fang Yi also admired Wu Zetian and his party even more in his heart.

This acting ...... There's really nothing to say, even if it's a bone in an egg, it's a top croak!

Hollywood owes each of you an Academy Award!

After a while, Wang Xiaojie walked over with a hard look on his shoulder, and Di Renjie also washed all kinds of fresh vegetables that Fang Yi said with his hands and feet.

"Okay, Wang Xiaojie, you go to the guardpen over there and slaughter a pig!" Fang Yi didn't mean to let Wang Xiaojie be idle at all.

Wang Xiaojie glared at Fang Yi with a surprised expression: "What? Killing pigs? What the hell am I ...... I'm the right Eagle Yang Wei general, go into battle to kill the enemy, gallop across the field, you actually let me kill pigs? Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it! ”

Fang Yi and the others were slightly stunned at first, and then ......

"Ouch...... To die or to die...... I think my geriatric rheumatism may have flare-up again......"

"Ah...... It hurts...... Knife burning fire scraping...... Oh no...... The feeling of a knife scraping a fire...... It's cold...... Brother Fang Yi, hug me tightly......"

"You ...... You ......" Wang Xiaojie was about to cry, "you are too much! 555……”

So Wang Xiaojie carried a pig-killing knife and walked over to Fang Yi's breeding base with an aggrieved face.

Fang Yi laughed proudly: "Di Renjie, don't be idle, don't pretend to be garlic, you have a hairy old man rheumatism, go to the cave and bring me a green wooden box!" ”

"Why? The old man is a dignified official, you actually ordered the old man to do that......" Di Renjie also widened his eyes.

The corners of Shangguan Wan'er's mouth raised slightly, and she quickly pretended to be weak and held her forehead: "Ah...... It hurts......"

"Alright, alright! The old man is afraid of you! ”

Di Renjie stomped his foot fiercely, turned his head and walked into the cave.

After Di Renjie came out, Fang Yi had already put the dry firewood and a pile of hay together, and Shangguan Wan'er, who was still sick before, still looked sick now, and stood beside Fang Yi with full energy to help.

"Smack"

Fang Yi took out a lighter and lit the hay.

"Scare?" Di Renjie was taken aback, and almost fell to the ground with the wooden box in his hand, "What is this?" ”

"Lighters!"

Fang Yi didn't even raise his head.

"Lighters? What is a lighter? ”

Shangguan Wan'er waved her hand impatiently: "You don't even know about the lighter?" The immortal thing given to Brother Fang Yi by the genetically modified immortal contains endless energy and can be ignited out of thin air! ”

"I see......"

Listening to the conversation between the two fools, Fang Yi had long been numb, there was no trace of turmoil in his heart, and he even wanted to laugh a little.

Thanks to Shangguan Wan'er, a little girl, although Shangguan Wan'er's explanation was a little thunderous, she didn't have to waste her saliva to shut up Di Renjie, which could be regarded as bringing a little quiet to herself.

After lighting the fire, Fang Yi quickly took over an iron frame and put an iron pot on the iron frame.

"Wan'er, go and get the bucket of water next to you!"

"Okay!"

Shangguan Wan'er rushed to a short distance and brought over the water that Fang Yi had said.

Di Renjie couldn't help but be speechless for a while, was this little girl really bitten by a snake? Why don't you believe it yourself?

Fang Yi took the small wooden box from Di Renjie's hand, poured a little water into the pot and opened the small wooden box.

Inside the small wooden box are some common hot pot base supplies, such as dried chilies, Sichuan peppercorns, sesame oil, bean paste and other things.

Under Fang Yi's careful preparation, with Di Renjie's chopped ginger and garlic, a pot of fragrant hot pot base is concocted.

At this time, Wang Xiaojie came back with a slaughtered pig.

Wang Xiaojie is like this now, where is there still the mighty appearance of General Yang Wei of the Right Ying, carrying half a pig on his shoulder, carrying a bucket of internal organs in his left hand, and holding a pig-killing knife in his right hand to support the half pig on his shoulder, his forehead is covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, and his body is covered with bloodstains.

"That pig of yours is so big, I can't carry it back alone, I'll go again later!" Wang Xiaojie threw half of the pig on the ground and sat down panting, "Huh...... I'm tired to death, more tired than fighting......"

"Hahahaha!" Di Renjie couldn't help it anymore when he saw Wang Xiaojie's embarrassed appearance, and laughed recklessly while holding his stomach, "My General Wang, you ...... Did you go to kill pigs or kill people? ”

Wang Xiaojie couldn't help but glance at Di Renjie: "Master Di, if you force it again...... I'm going to kill you and cook you tonight!" ”

Although Di Renjie knew that Wang Xiaojie was just joking with himself, his eyes touched the half pig beside Wang Xiaojie.

Di Renjie finally shrunk his neck and stopped making fun of Wang Xiaojie.

"Alright, you're done, let's take a break and start eating! Wan'er, go ahead and get all the plates in the cave! ”

"Okay, Brother Fang Yi!"

Fang Yi took the pig-killing knife from Wang Xiaojie's hand and began to cut half of the pig into pieces of meat in a regular manner, followed by internal organs such as pork liver.

Nearly twenty minutes later.

"Let's go!"

Fang Yi waved his hand and untied the lid on the iron pot.

"Wow! It smells so good! Brother Dongliang, I didn't expect you to be not only a capable minister of the world, but also a man who can cook! Shangguan Zhaoyi followed you, what a blessing! When I go back to the Central Plains in the future, I must often go to your house to eat! Wang Xiaojie smelled the fragrance in the hot pot and couldn't hold back anymore.

Shangguan Wan'er heard Wang Xiaojie's half-serious and half-joking words, she couldn't help but blush, lowered her head and didn't dare to speak.

As for Fang Yi, he didn't care about Wang Xiaojie's words at all, how could a fool's joke be taken seriously?

"Don't force it, come, open this bottle of two pots, don't get drunk tonight!" Fang Yi picked up another wine jar and handed it to Wang Xiaojie.

"Ahh There's wine in this place! Wonderful! ”

Wang Xiaojie is obviously an alcoholic, and when he smells the wine, his saliva almost doesn't come down.

"Hey...... You are gentle, otherwise your saliva will fall into the wine, how can we drink? ”

"Aha...... I'll be sure to pay attention...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

When Wang Xiaojie met wine, he instantly showed his high quality.

Wang Xiaojie first poured a bowl of wine for Wu Zetian, then a bowl of wine for Di Renjie, then Shangguan Wan'er and Fang Yi, and finally himself.

Wang Xiaojie raised his wine bowl very heroically: "Come, everyone!" For the sake of His Majesty's great country, for the good deeds of Shangguan Zhaorong and Brother Dongliang, and for the health of Lord Di, cheers! ”

Everyone raised their glasses: "Cheers!" ”