The sharp pain from the cheeks, coupled with the appearance of the other party's nakedness, Hu Haijing and Wu Lin had a terrible thought in their hearts: the other party forcibly regarded himself as a rabbit when he was drunk.

"Woo woo, Wu Lin, you brute, ruining the innocence of this son, I fought with you"

"The thief shouted to catch the thief, Hu Haijing, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, my son fought with you."

"You took the initiative to approach me."

"Hu Haijing, you beast, last time I said that women are tired of playing, and I want to learn from a friend of yours to raise rabbits, but I didn't expect you.... Ahhh ”

The guys and guests of the drunken apricot building were woken up early in the morning by the huge noise and fighting, and they heard the movement was the second room of the first number, and they surrounded each other, and the guys were trying to get up and go in to see what was going on, when there was a "bang", the door suddenly fell, and then I saw two naked men scuffling together, it was Wu Lin and Hu Haijing, who were dominated by anger, and the two were like two red-eyed beasts, desperately tearing each other.

"Ah, bad morals" Several women and women saw the appearance of the two of them naked, their pretty faces turned red, and they quickly turned around after spitting, and some women hurriedly covered the children's eyes.

"Isn't this Wu Lin and Hu Haijing, the son of Hu Lushi, they actually..."

"Hehe, is this a conflict between a young couple?"

"It's really embarrassing to engage in Longyang's fetish in broad daylight."

Everyone surrounded the two and pointed at the two, and many guests who heard the movement from the street also poured in, one by one inexplicably excitedly watching, and the shopkeeper Mo and the two guys did not stop the melon-eating crowd who came to watch.

At this time, Wu Lin and Hu Haijing stopped in some consternation, looked up, were startled, red-eyed, and didn't know if they hit the corridor from the room, and now they were surrounded by people, looking at themselves with playful eyes, and then looking at themselves, their two swollen faces instantly turned red like bloodshot pigs' heads, and they almost didn't vomit blood.

The stout Hu Haijing rode on Wu Lin, grabbing Wu Lin's hair with one hand and pressing Wu Lin's right hand with the other, Wu Lin, who was pressed to the ground, wanted to kick Hu Haijing, his two feet were raised high, and the remaining hand pinched Hu Haijing's neck, Wu Lin's hair was loosened at some point during the fight, and it was draped on his shoulders like a woman, and Hu Haijing didn't know whether his body was reacting or the medicine had not retreated, his lower body was still firm, and his posture was indescribably ambiguous, which was really ashamed.

Wu Lin and Hu Haijing had a feeling of death for a moment, and they had the same thought very tacitly: It's over, it's all over now.

If there was a crack in the ground, the two of them would not hesitate to get into it, preferably never have to get out.

"Childe, quick." Wu Lin's second generals, Guilin and Guiquan, finally arrived, one of them took a robe to escort the two into the room, and also held up the broken door, and even blocked those people with boards.

The man hid in the room, but the quarrel continued:

"The surname is Wu, Lao Tzu will not let you go."

"Coincidentally, this son also wants to say this, don't think that you Aya is afraid of you because you are a record of joining the army, sue, even if you sue in the capital, you will sue."

"Hey, where is my ancestral jade pendant, okay, Wu Lin, I didn't expect you, Tian Shenu, to be a thief, I want to report to the official."

"Planting dirty, it must be dirty, how much can this broken jade pendant be worth, Hu Haijing, how much money do you spend on me these days, will this son be rare this broken jade pendant? Report to the official, you must report it, I still don't believe that a record of joining the army can still cover the sky with one hand, ouch, it hurts, damn it..."

Not long after, a team of officials arrived when they heard the news and arrested the two people who were scuffling together back to the yamen, which was the end of the farce.

The onlookers blocked Xiushui Street, and if the trouble continued, maybe the soldiers patrolling the city thought that someone was going to rebel.

Lu Ting got up together, and Fu Zhi talked about what he saw in the drunken apricot building, and he could bear it in the front, but he couldn't help it when he said it in the back, and he said while laughing, Lu Ting also smiled when he heard it.

Can you not be happy to hear that your rival is unlucky?

"Okay, it's even more exciting than I imagined" Lu Ting clapped his hands and said with a smile: "All the revenge has been avenged now, it's enjoyable, by the way, I didn't let people find out when I went, right?" ”

Fuzhi hurriedly promised: "Don't worry, the little one must be very careful, when he went, he changed his clothes and got his beard wet, and no one recognized him." ”

After hesitating for a moment, Fu Zhi said with some doubts: "Childe, Wu Lin and the person surnamed Hu came out like this, is it Childe's design?" ”

After pouring the two down, Lu Ting was also three or four points drunk, before going back to sleep, he instructed Fu Zhi to run to the vicinity of the drunken apricot building as soon as it was dawn to see what was new, the order was a little strange, the advantage of Fu Zhi was obedience, and he went without even asking why, and when he heard the movement, he rushed into the drunken apricot building with people to see the excitement, and just saw the two of them scuffling naked, and kept hiding next to watch until the yacha took both of them away, and then went home to report to Lu Ting.

After talking about the ugliness of the two, Fu Zhi had some doubts about his son-in-law's "uncertain prophet", and couldn't help but ask.

Yesterday, I invited Wu Lin and Hu Haijing to dinner, and Fu Zhi thought that Lu Ting deliberately gave the two of them a step down and turned enemies into friends, but now that I think about it, it's really not that simple.

Lu Ting smiled, and then said with a nonchalant expression: "Of course, where do you think the bottle of trembling in the Eight Treasure Box has gone." ”

"No, Childe, do you use the trembling voice on Wu Lin and that Hu Haijing?" Fu Zhi said in surprise: "The little one has been waiting by the side, and I didn't see the son do it." ”

"If you can see it, can the two dogs beside Wu Lin see it? They've been staring at it. Lu Ting said inscrutablely.

Fu Zhi said with admiration: "Childe, how did you do it?" ”

Lu Ting stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of Fu Zhi's eyes, and said proudly: "It's too simple, put the trembling powder in the nail cracks, and gently flick it when pouring the wine, and the end of the medicine can fall into the cup, and there is not much to play, but it is better to drink more, and the truth of accumulation is understand." ”

It turns out that this is the case, Fu Zhi stuck out his tongue, that trembling voice is a famous wolf and tiger medicine in the room, after Wu Lin and Hu Haijing eat, when the drug is attacked, they will be hot all over the body, and they will take off their clothes unconsciously, it is hard to imagine that two big men are intimate with each other under the urging of the medicine, and they feel goosebumps rising when they think about it.

"Childe, is that trembling voice so powerful? Wu Lin and Hu Haijing, the two of them, walked with their cheeks covered, walking like ducks, and they wanted to laugh when they looked at them, who is the prince and who is the rabbit? Fu Zhi laughed as he spoke, holding his stomach with his hands.

Lu Ting sat down and said indifferently: "The trembling sound is the wolf and tiger medicine in the room, yes, but it is for women, and it has little effect on men, they are in a daze when the other party is a beauty, and they are so drunk, it is estimated that they will kiss a few times and grope a few times, if the movement is big, let the guy find out in the middle of the night, it is difficult to walk that is when this son was no one paid attention to them when they went up the stairs, they rewarded them with two cupolas, they woke up and found that the chrysanthemum was swollen and painful, thinking that they did the rabbit last night, so they couldn't take care of anything, Tearing each other like two mad dogs. ”

While speaking, Lu Ting also blew the index finger and middle finger of his left hand like blowing the barrel of a gun, the four punches that were full of his anger yesterday, each of them was an all-out attack, and it was endless to think about it, especially when I saw their whole bodies stiffen violently, and then there was a pleasing trembling, that feeling, beautiful.

When this kind of thing happened, Wu Lin and Hu Haijing fell into the crotch of their pants with yellow mud, not but also, and their physical and mental blows were not only discredited, but their reputation in Suzhou City was discredited, so that any revenge was avenged.

A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, Lu Ting is not a gentleman, let alone ten years, even a month is too long, and then leave Suzhou after revenge, this is called flicking a finger and not taking away a trace of resentment.

Childe is Childe, Fuzhi's vision is more and more admired, almost even he thought that Childe succumbed to their power, but he didn't expect to dig a big pit for the two of them silently, and the person who was able to get out of the pit was perfect.

"That Hu Haijing said that the jade pendant was missing, it was Wu Lin who stole it, but I didn't expect Wu Lin to have the habit of a gentleman on Liang." Fu Zhi suddenly said with disdain.

"He didn't, that's what this son rewarded him" Lu Tingpi said with a smile: "Doesn't he like to splash dirty water the most, let him taste the taste of dirty water." ”

Wu Lin's favorite thing is to hurt people behind his back and splash dirty water, I don't know how many bad things Lu Ting said, Lu Ting temporarily ripped off Hu Haijing's jade pendant and put it in his sleeve, which can be regarded as his way and his body, the more the two of them get into the gap, the more likely they are to quarrel, and when they quarrel, they will be angry, and when they are angry, they will throw their reason aside, pushing the story to the next climax.

It's just the finishing touch.

"Childe" Fuzhi suddenly asked curiously: "The official has detained them all back to the government office, I don't know if they will be exiled for the crime of morality, by the way, there is also the crime of theft, it would be great if they were all exiled to the army." ”

Both of them are very unfriendly to their sons, and seeing them a little more unlucky, Fuzhi will be even happier.

"If the patrol soldiers arrive first, it is still light to exile the army, but unfortunately it is the people from the government office who came first, they are all the children of the government office, they don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, and if there is something, they will be raised high and gently put down, and they will be locked up for a few days at most, forget it, when they come out, my son will have already gone away and flew high." Lu Ting said with some pity.

If the soldiers patrolling the city were arrested, they would be overwhelmed by a public brawl during the martial law period, and there would be disorderly behavior in public, immorality, theft, etc., but the officials of the government office came first, and they were all their own people who bowed their heads and did not look up, at most it was a petty crime of causing trouble after drinking, and they would also read their first offense and give a light sentence with a good attitude of admitting guilt.

Fuzhi nodded, saw that Lu Ting had finished breakfast, and while cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, he asked, "Childe, what are your orders today?" ”

"Prepare the horses."

"Childe is going to visit Wu Lin and them at the government office?"

"Look at his sister, go to see the second uncle, and by the way, give him the key to the house for trusteeship, and then go to Chang'an, and wait for glory and wealth." Lu Ting said expectantly.

Fu Zhi said with some doubts: "Childe, Miss Wu is only seven years old, will it be a little abrupt to ride a horse to see?" ”

When did Childe's taste change, the seven-year-old woman was too young, Fu Zhigang wanted to ask if he wanted to prepare a gift, what kind of gift, and saw that the green tendons on his son's forehead were exposed, and his right foot seemed to be kicked out at any time, so he was startled, and ran away, saying while running: "Childe, the little one is going to prepare the horse." ”

Lu Ting glared at Fu Zhi's back, and said to himself, "Count you as fast." ”