"Brother Wu Lin repays his grievances with virtue, and the younger brother respects you with a cup."

"Master Hu, I would like to give you a glass, the previous misunderstandings were all in the wine."

"Good things come in pairs, come, have one more drink."

"A small cup is not enjoyable, change to a large bowl, this three-year-old wine is not up to the top."

"Shopkeeper, two more good hot dishes, this dish is cold, how to drink."

At the wine table, Lu Ting frequently toasted to the two, Wu Lin and Hu Haijing both had the idea of not drinking in vain, eating a ruthless meal to bleed Lu Ting's money bag, and opened their bellies to eat and drink, and after a while, four jars were placed on the ground, to Wu Lin's surprise, he couldn't resist the surging wine, and Lu Ting, who had a very average amount of alcohol, did not fall down in the end.

miscalculated, when did the amount of alcohol surnamed Lu Tian Shenu become so good, this was Wu Lin's last thought before he got drunk.

"Lu Gongzi, is this wine and food still appetizing?" Shopkeeper Mo from Drunken Xinglou walked in with his hands rubbed his hands and asked with a smile.

Lu Ting nodded and said: "The flavor is good, shopkeeper Mo, how much is this wine and food, calculate it, by the way, the one removed in front is Wu Gongzi, after all, it is his treat, it is his heart, it is not very appropriate to replace the cook, just count the wine and food I ordered later." ”

Wu Lin and Hu Haijing were drunk and lying on the table, paying must be themselves, Lu Ting didn't think about escaping the bill, but he didn't think about paying for Wu Lin generously.

Guilin, who was following on the side, pursed his lips, thinking that what Lu Gongzi said was good, but in fact he was a little childish, but if he thought about it, it was not easy to say, the ones in front were indeed ordered by his own Xiaolangjun, and they were not wasted when they were withdrawn, let the shopkeeper heat it up, and it all went to his and Guiquan's stomachs.

"It's a total of 18 and 160 texts, it's rare for a son to patronize our store, erase it with a fraction, 18 times is enough, and please take care of our store more in the future."

Lu Ting looked at the wine jars on the ground, there were four on the ground, one on the table, five jars of good wine added up to ten yuan, and a table of good dishes, which was added twice halfway, the price was about the same, and there was no objection, let Fu Zhi, who was waiting on the side, pay for it.

Seeing that Guilin wanted to leave with Wu Lin on his legs, Lu Ting immediately said, "Slow, Guilin, what are you going to do?" ”

"The son is drunk, and the little one helps him go back to rest." Guilin said with some confusion.

If you have enough food and drink, someone has paid for the food and drinks, what are you doing if you don't leave?

While speaking, Guiquan also struggled to help Hu Haijing up, ready to send him back.

Lu Ting shook his head and said: "Your son-in-law and Mr. Hu are drunk like this, and when the carriage is bumpy, they must not vomit uncomfortably, don't be the shopkeeper, do you still have a number A room, open two rooms." ”

"Back to Lu Gongzi, there is only one room left, look at the room B..."Shopkeeper Mo said a little embarrassed.

"There is only one room, it's not proper, Brother Wu Lin and Hu Gongzi are both my friends, and I can't favor one over the other." Lu Ting said with some embarrassment.

Saying that he was embarrassed, he was secretly happy in his heart, Room A is the largest, cleanest and most expensive suite of the restaurant inn, just for the sake of expensive, there are not many people who live, most of them are set up one to three, Lu Ting knows that there are only two rooms in the drunken apricot building, and he also wants to find a way to live in one by himself, let the two of them squeeze into one room, so as to facilitate the implementation of their own plans, but I didn't expect that there was only one left, this time God really helped me.

The shopkeeper Mo is a veteran of Chayan Yuese, and immediately said: "Lu Gongzi, the couch in the No. A room is specially made, eight feet six inches wide, three or five people can be squeezed down, Wu Gongzi and Hu Gongzi have a very good relationship, once drunk high in our shop, only open one room and sleep on the feet, it is better to let the two sons bend a little, rest together, drink high and walk around troublesome, and easy to vomit, just rest here, save time and effort, and save a lot of money for Lu Gongzi." ”

"It's not a matter of the house money, but the shopkeeper Mo is right, the Tianzi room is wanted, the shopkeeper Mo will arrange it, and I will pay for the house." Lu Ting said generously.

Shopkeeper Mo arched his hand, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't worry, Lu Gongzi, the small one must be arranged properly." ”

After talking, Shopkeeper Mo called two guys to help people go to Room A on the second floor to rest, Lu Ting ignored Shopkeeper Mo's dissuasion, staggered behind to help, and said that he must see the two of them settled before he can leave with confidence.

Guiquan, Guilin and two guys walked to the second floor with Wu Lin and Hu Haijing respectively, because the stairs were a little narrow, Guilin and Guiquan carried Wu Lin to the top first.

Wu Lin and Hu Haijing drank almost four jars of wine before and after, plus the previous drink, each of them drank at least five catties of wine, so much wine in the stomach, not only drunk like mud, but also swollen stomach, I couldn't carry it if I wanted to, so I could only stand it.

"Little... Be careful, don't knock your son-in-law. Lu Ting held behind and told with a concerned face.

Guilin and Guiquan didn't want to brush Lu Ting's face, and walked up while responding, neither of them noticed, Wu Lin, who was originally drunk like mud, suddenly showed a painful look on his face, his face suddenly twitched, and his brows were about to twist together, but he just subconsciously struggled twice, and still didn't wake up, no way, too drunk.

No one noticed that Lu Ting used the wide sleeve of his right hand to cover the sight of others, and his left hand turned into a two-finger Zen and stabbed his chrysanthemum door twice with all his might, even Wu Lin, who was drunk, was also reacted to by the huge pain, but his consciousness was anesthetized by alcohol, and he only showed a painful look and did not wake up.

Fortunately, I didn't get drunk, if I was conscious, at least lie on the ground and wail for a while before I can wake up.

After the unlucky Wu Lin went upstairs, Lu Ting concocted it again, and gave Hu Haijing a second shot, but he didn't expect Hu Haijing's reaction to be stronger than Wu Lin's, just poking the first body and the whole body tensed, and the body twisted twice, which seemed very painful, and the two guys didn't care, thinking that it was a drunken reaction, while grabbing an arm, holding it tightly, for fear that he would roll down the stairs, Lu Ting, who was following behind, did not sympathize with him at all, and stabbed his left hand hard, and Hu Haijing, who was erected by two tall guys, twisted a few times like a loach that was picked up.

It is estimated that both of them will walk awkwardly tomorrow.

After a lot of effort, he finally put the two of them on the couch together, Lu Ting looked at the two faces that were a little red, and the corners of his mouth showed a hint of an imperceptible sneer, taking advantage of Gui Quan's talk to the two guys and Gui Lin taking off Wu Lin's shoes, his eyes rolled, and he tore off the jade pendant on Hu Haijing's waist with one hand, and quickly stuffed it into Wu Lin's sleeve pocket.

Before going out, Lu Ting looked at Guiquan and Guilin, who were about to lay the floor in the compartment, frowned, and said casually: "You two, you don't grind your teeth and snore or move when you sleep, right?" ”

Guilin didn't speak, and Guiquan said with some embarrassment: "Master Lu, the little one occasionally snores when he sleeps." ”

Lu Ting frowned, and quickly said: "The couch in this small side room is too small, and it is not easy to sleep, if you wake up the two sons, you will not be scolded, anyway, the A room is taken care of by the guys, even if you are drunk in the middle of the night, you are not afraid that no one will serve, so let's go to the next door to open a B room, the house money is out, your son and Hu Gongzi are drunk like this, at least tomorrow will wake up." ”

"Young Master Xie Lu." Guiquan and Guilin were overjoyed when they heard this, and hurriedly thanked them.

The couch in the side room is too small to sleep comfortably, and some people are willing to pay for a good night's sleep, so the fool will not agree.

After Lu Ting arranged Guiquan and Guilin's residence, and instructed the shopkeeper Mo not to disturb Wu Lin and Hu Haijing's rest, then he staggered and rode on a white horse and went home satisfied.

......

The next morning, Wu Lin woke up in a daze, feeling that his throat was a little dry, his breathing was a little unsmooth, he couldn't breathe, as if he was pressed by a mountain, his whole body was a little sore, and he opened his eyes with some difficulty. Sleeping next to him is Hu Haijing, who has been eating, drinking and having fun together in the past few days.

When Wu Lin's eyes moved down slightly, his eyes began to be a little flustered, the two of them slept in too ambiguous positions, Hu Haijing put one hand around his neck, one foot on his body, like a young couple who had just tasted the joy of men and women, what made Wu Lin most uneasy was that he and Hu Haijing were both naked and naked.

Last night, the two of them wanted to make Lu Ting's money bag bleed, it was best to eat him poorly and get him drunk, but in the end, they didn't see Lu Ting get drunk, and they fell down first, the question is, how did they sleep with Hu Haijing, or in such a shameful posture, if it was spread out, wouldn't it make people laugh off their big teeth?

As soon as he remembered it, he just moved slightly, Wu Lin suddenly screamed "ah", and there was an unbearable pain at the chrysanthemum gate, as if it was torn apart by something, and he was caught off guard and screamed all of a sudden.

"Ah", Hu Haijing, who was awakened, was startled when he saw Wu Lin with a red strip, and the whole person seemed to be a frightened frog jumping from the couch to the ground, just arrived at the ground, and suddenly clamped his legs, protecting the position of the eye-eyed chrysanthemum with one hand, as if thinking of something, his face instantly turned pale, and he pointed at Wu Lin and roared: "Wu Lin, you... What have you done to me? ”

Unexpectedly, Wu Lin knelt on the couch on both knees, and also protected the position of the eye-eyed chrysanthemum with one hand, his face was flushed with anger, pointing at Hu Haijing's hand and trembling, and said with a frightened face: "Hu... Hu Haijing, what did you do to me, you beast? ”