Wu Zetian saw that Fang Yi's face was not normal, and he thought that his request was too much.

Wu Zetian hurriedly changed his words: "Eight immortals!" Couldn't be less! ”

"I rely on ......"

Fang Yi was completely petrified in place.

Eight lighters? I will walk out of this place where birds don't in the future, so I must think about changing careers in the future!

What a hairy scientist! How much money does a scientist make all year round?

Go and be a human fa

Son!

What's the ...... Eight lighters can buy a little girl with a small jasper...... Isn't this getting rich?

Make a fortune with this and become the richest man in the world, just around the corner!

Wu Zetian saw that Fang Yi still didn't say much, and thought that Fang Yi still felt that this deal was a loss!

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi with an aggrieved expression: "Aiqing...... Eight immortals are already cheap......"

"No, no, no......" Fang Yi hurriedly waved his hand and stuffed twenty lighters into Wu Zetian's hand, "Twenty!" I'm not a person who likes to take advantage of people! You owe me a gambling debt written off, these twenty lighters are given to you! ”

"That's great!" Wu Zetian looked at the twenty lighters in his hand in surprise, and quickly stuffed them into his sleeves, lest Fang Yi regret putting the lighters back.

"That ......" Shangguan Wan'er glanced at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er weakly, "You ...... So they decided to sell me? ”

Wu Zetian quickly pulled Shangguan Wan'er aside, glanced back at Fang Yi with a vigilant face, and then said softly: "Wan'er, what do you think of this person?" ”

"Ah, this ......" Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but blush, "This person ...... Although a fool...... But it's also considerate, albeit a little rougher...... But it's also quite generous......"

Wu Zetian patted Shangguan Wan'er's little head angrily: "You foodie!" What do you think! I'm asking you what you think of this person's character and origin! ”

"Ah, this ......" Shangguan Wan'er glanced back at Fang Yi and pondered for a moment, "Your Majesty...... This man is too mysterious! Mysterious technologies and items are emerging in your hands! If it can be used by His Majesty...... It will definitely help His Majesty to achieve eternal achievements! ”

"I think so, too!" Wu Zetian nodded, "Wan'er, you're not too young...... It's time to get married! ”

Shangguan Wan'er looked at Wu Zetian in surprise.

At this moment, Shangguan Wan'er heard too much information from Wu Zetian's words!

First, Wu Zetian wanted to reuse Fang Yi after returning to the Central Plains.

Second, Wu Zetian wanted to use himself or sell himself to win over Fang Yi.

Third, under the female face of Wu Zetian, there is a heart that is comparable to that of Emperor Qin and Han Wu!

Thinking of this, Shangguan Wan'er made up her mind.

Shangguan Wan'er clenched her teeth, and bowed her head humbly to Wu Zetian: "Wan'er was originally a criminal minister, thanks to Your Majesty's mercy, Wan'er is all up to Your Majesty!" ”

"That's great!"

After Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er finished discussing, they returned to their original positions.

Although Fang Yi didn't know what the two of them were muttering about, Fang Yi faintly noticed something through Shangguan Wan'er's strange eyes looking at him.

Wu Zetian smiled at Fang Yi very generously: "From today on, Aiqing, according to my bet with you, Wan'er will be your person!" ”

"Oh......"

Fang Yi replied very coldly.

Fang Yi originally proposed the proposal of gambling debts just to combat Wu Zetian's arrogance, and he never considered that the two of them would really have gambling debts to pay off.

Moreover, Fang Yi didn't think he would really be interested in these two fools!

If you really do it to this stupid and cute fool, what does it have to do with the beast?

Wu Zetian only got twenty lighters by selling Shangguan Wan'er, so naturally he would not fight the landlord with Fang Yi anymore, in case he lost again, Wu Zetian couldn't cry anymore!

And it's noon, so it's time for lunch!

Fang Yi took out a pot of roast mutton that he didn't know when he got it, and then divided Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er into a pot of one pot, and began to eat it.

Wu Zetian chewed the roast mutton in his mouth, and suddenly frowned: "Aiqing......"

"What's wrong again?" Fang Yi glanced at Wu Zetian angrily.

This woman...... That's a lot of fart! Can you learn from that other idiot?

Thinking of this, Fang Yi secretly glanced at Shangguan Wan'er.

Shangguan Wan'er seemed to have already come out of the grief of being sold by Wu Zetian, and devoured the roast mutton on her plate.

"Hmm...... Delicious! It's delicious! It's so delicious! ”

"......" Fang Yi couldn't help but be speechless for a while.

This little girl...... Is it that you haven't eaten in eight lifetimes? It's like someone is stealing food from her......

Fang Yi became more and more curious about the crew the two of them were in.

What kind of crew is it? So poor? One by one, the actors are as if they have never eaten! How poor this is! So poor, you still make a hairy TV series? Prepare a little lighter to be a human fa

Son!

"Aiqing!" Wu Zetian couldn't help but feel unhappy when he saw Fang Yi looking at Shangguan Wan'er, and he didn't like himself at all.

"What's wrong? Say! You can't go to the toilet? ”

"Today's Mutton...... Why don't I think it's as delicious as yesterday? ”

"How is that possible! This is yesterday's lamb! ”

"Huh?"

"Forehead ......"

The four looked at each other, and there was a hint of embarrassment in their eyes.

The entire island, except for Shangguan Wan'er, from time to time issued "Delicious!" It's delicious", and I can't hear any other sound anymore!

After eating, Wu Zetian, who had nothing to do and was determined to quit gambling, started a new proposal: "There is nothing to do, why don't we come to the couplet?" ”

"You ...... And couplets? ”

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er with disdain, a fool would still have a couplet? Wouldn't all sows be able to climb trees?

Shangguan Wan'er's eyes lit up, and she immediately agreed: "Your Majesty's proposal is very good!" Let's just couplet! ”

"No, no, no! I'm against it! Fang Yi hurriedly spoke out against it.

Let's not mention whether these two fools will be couplets, the key is...... I don't know how to couplet!

Fang Yi still has this bit of self-knowledge, let himself have a couplet? Isn't it hard for yourself?

"Vote now! Raise your hand in favor of the couplet! ”

After Wu Zetian finished speaking, he and Shangguan Wan'er quickly raised their hands.

Fang Yi looked at the two of them blankly, and his right hand couldn't help but tremble.

Boy...... This is the case...... It's not like you raise your hand, it's not if you don't raise your hand, it's not a person inside and out!

"Two to one, opposition is invalid!"

"I protest!" Fang Yi was still very unwilling.

These two fools don't seem to have figured out their position!

This island is its own territory! Why are you two voting on your own turf?

Is it possible to award all of my family property to you by voting in the future?

No way! Even if you die, die on a desert island, you won't agree!

It's not about couplets, it's about your own sovereignty!

But after Fang Yi touched Shangguan Wan'er's aggrieved eyes, the manhood in his heart was instantly stimulated: "Forget it...... Couplets, couplets! ”

Wu Zetian thought about it carefully, and then came out with Shanglian: "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, the country is prosperous!" ”

Shangguan Wan'er is a notoriously talented woman! How could such a low-level couplet stump Shangguan Wan'er?

Almost at the moment when Wu Zetian came out of the upper link, Shangguan Wan'er thought of the next link: "The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, the heaven and the earth are magnificent!" ”

“……”

It was Fang Yi's turn to say that he was going to be down, but Fang Yi was really not good at couplets.

Fang Yi couldn't think of anything he should do if he broke his head.

Wu Zetian saw Fang Yi with an embarrassed face, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly: "Why is Aiqing silent?" ”

"I ...... I ......" Fang Yi didn't know how to answer Wu Zetian's question.

Can't he answer Wu Zetian can't think of it?

Isn't that admitting that you're inferior to two fools?

But...... I really can't figure it out......

Shangguan Wan'er turned into a confidant sister at this moment, and asked thoughtfully, "Can't you think of it?" Your Majesty...... Or...... Change to uplink? ”

"No way!" Fang Yi was on fire.

What Fang Yi hates most in his life is being looked down upon by women, especially female fools like Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er!

If he really couldn't compare to these two female fools today, Fang Yi felt that he would never be able to raise his head in the future!

"Don't change? Aiqing, you're right to come out! Wu Zetian rarely found something that Fang Yi was not good at, so he was naturally very proud, grabbing Fang Yi's pigtail and refusing to let go.

"Nima......" Fang Yi gritted his teeth, and suddenly Fang Yi's eyes were on his face, "Nima? Pregnant! ”

Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi with a surprised expression: "What downlink?" ”

"Listen, my next link is!" Fang Yi coughed lightly, "You're here, you're here, you're!" What do you think? Isn't it a good match? Aha! ”

Wu Zetian was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped: "Aiqing, are you serious?" Are you serious? ”

"Of course! Isn't it absolute? Hahaha, I'm really a genius! So the couplet is so simple! Hahahaha! Fang Yi didn't notice the strange eyes of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er at all, and still laughed wildly at himself.

Looking at Fang Yi, who was laughing wildly, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but float over 10,000 grass and mud horses in their hearts.

Both of them looked at each other with a black line.

But this time the two looked at each other, and the disgust in their eyes slowly turned into pity.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er reached a new consensus at this moment.

This poor silly boy...... It's sick again!

And this time...... It's really sick!

As normal people on this desert island, the two of them must be tolerant and tolerant of this fool!