Chapter 6 Gambling Debt Payment

After eating the fruit, Fang Yi showed Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er his strange things.

Fang Yi actually brewed coffee!

Looking at the bursts of aroma emanating from the cup in his hand, Wu Zetian asked curiously again, "Aiqing...... This...... And what is it? ”

"It's called coffee!"

"Coffee? Is it eaten? Wu Zetian blinked his big beautiful eyes suspiciously.

"Isn't this nonsense? Isn't coffee eaten, is it still used? How to use it? Flushing the toilet with coffee? it? You're too extravagant, aren't you? Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian speechlessly.

"Oh......"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both nodded, picked up the cup in their hands and tasted it lightly.

"How does it taste? It's okay, right? Fang Yi smiled smugly.

"Taste...... It's kind of weird! It's unbelievable that bitter and sweet, two flavors that should have clashed, appeared together at the same time! Weird! Wonderful! Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but admire.

Wu Zetian nodded in agreement with Shangguan Wan'er's words, and then looked at Fang Yi: "Coffee...... Coffee? How is coffee made? ”

"Coffee?" Fang Yi thought about it carefully, "The making of coffee is a bit troublesome!" Especially the cat poop coffee, which is known as the best coffee! Cat poop coffee is a real hassle to make, you have to grow the coffee first, then feed the coffee beans to a cat when they are ripe, then take the undigested coffee beans from the cat feces, and finally grind these coffee beans into powder! ”

After listening to Fang Yi's words, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but lose their faces.

The two looked at each other, then at the cup of coffee in their hands, and then ......

"Vomit"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er ran under a nearby tree and vomited violently.

Shangguan Wan'er vomited and shouted loudly: "Bold thief! If you dare to drink such a filthy thing for Your Majesty, he will punish you one day! ”

Wu Zetian nodded indignantly, his pretty face was pale.

Fang Yi was dumbfounded: "I'm ...... You're insane, aren't you? I'm a regular coffee! Just pick the coffee beans and grind them directly into powder, there are no cats on this desert island, I can't get a few genetically modified cats, right? Wait until the cat is hairy. Wouldn't spring annoy me to death? Even if I wanted to get it for you, I wouldn't be able to get it! ”

"Say it earlier!"

"That's it, you really are!"

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er quickly regained their composure and continued to taste the coffee.

Looking at the two of them like this, it's like nothing happened just now.

Fang Yi looked at the two of them blankly, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Oh, woman!

Even stupid women are the same!

Change your face faster than the unpredictable weather in this hellish place!

"Aiqing......" Wu Zetian suddenly remembered something.

"What?" Fang Yi glared at Wu Zetian angrily.

"How's the yield of this thing?"

"Well...... Fang Yi calculated carefully, "The coffee tree of mine is also genetically modified, no matter what the climate is suitable for planting, one tree can bear nearly two hundred catties of coffee beans!" ”

"How many beans do I need for a cup of coffee?"

"It's up to your personal taste! If you have a heavy taste, don't say a pound or two catties, you can take coffee powder directly, if you are not a heavy taste, a few taels can also be! ”

"That's it! One by one...... One two gets two...... Two or three get six......" Wu Zetian calculated carefully, and then looked at Fang Yi with a look of surprise, "Isn't it true that a coffee tree can brew many, many cups of coffee at a time?" ”

"......" Fang Yi couldn't help but be speechless for a moment after listening to Wu Zetian's astonishing calculation ability.

Really...... Mathematics is always a difficult problem for women!

It is the so-called full of warm thoughts

Desire, people, when you are full of food and drink, you want to play things.

Soon Wu Zetian began to propose to continue to play the landlord!

Fang Yi glanced at the pile of lighters that Wu Zetian had won from him one day yesterday, and Fang Yi felt that he was really going to make a trick! Otherwise, I'm sorry for the title of the gambling god of the summer country back then!

"Three with one! Declaration! Mind you, I only have one card! ”

As usual, Wu Zetian quickly took the lead, and there was only one card left in his hand!

Shangguan Wan'er shook her head helplessly: "I can't afford it!" ”

Fang Yi glanced at Wu Zetian's only hand, and couldn't help but have a sinister smile on his face.

In the fierce card game just now, Fang Yi had already taken advantage of Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er's inattention to sneak an 8 at the bottom of the card into his sleeve, and this 8 happened to be fried with the three 8s in his hand. Play!

"Four 8s!" Fang Yi played his hand in a chic manner!

"Huh?" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi suspiciously, "Aiqing...... How do I feel a sense of déjà vu for 8? ”

"How do I know! It must have been that you touched a lot of 8s yesterday, so you'll feel déjà vu! Hurry up, don't ink, are you trying to cheat? ”

"Nonsense! I am the king of a country, you have no jokes, how can I do such a villainous act? pass! ”

"Hey...... Pass! Shangguan Wan'er smiled awkwardly.

In fact, Shangguan Wan'er also has a sense of déjà vu for 8, and even Shangguan Wan'er faintly suspects that she just seems to have a straight that contains 8.

But now that Wu Zetian is a landlord, Shangguan Wan'er and Fang Yi are farmers, and the two are now a united front for the time being, Shangguan Wan'er naturally won't delve into it.

"You've only got one card, right? Then you're done! ”

In Wu Zetian's surprised eyes, Fang Yi played the cards in his hand one after another. And Shangguan Wan'er also tried her best to cooperate, not to use any cards.

In the end, Fang Yi won the game in a chic manner!

Wu Zetian reluctantly took out four lighters that he regarded as immortals, and handed them to Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er respectively.

Both of them happily accepted it.

In the next fight for landlords, Fang Yi perfectly interpreted what it means to "ten gambles and nine cheats"!

What to sneak hole cards, secretly throw hand cards, secretly plug cards when playing cards, secretly look at Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er's cards, all kinds of high-level and low-level thousands of techniques emerge in endlessly.

Throughout the morning, Fang Yi didn't even taste defeat!

And the lighters that Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er won from Fang Yi the day before had all lost to Fang Yi.

Even Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er's ornaments were lost to Fang Yi.

According to Fang Yi's words, the two of them have nothing else to lose except for clothes!

And after Fang Yi showed his might in the next game, Wu Zetian, as a landlord, was already unable to pay the bet because of bankruptcy!

Shangguan Wan'er was Wu Zetian's courtier after all, so she naturally generously said that she would exempt Wu Zetian from the bet.

But Wu Zetian still needs to pay Fang Yi a bet!

And what's worse is that all the lighters in Shangguan Wan'er's hands were lost to Fang Yi, even if Shangguan Wan'er wanted to pay the bet for Wu Zetian, there was nothing left in her hand to pay!

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with a smug expression.

Sample!

Makes you arrogant yesterday!

Give you some sunshine and you're still shining, aren't you?

You're laughing! Don't you like to laugh a lot? Why don't you laugh now? I see how you can laugh!

If I don't give you some color, you really don't know who you are, do you?

"Uh...... Aiqing ......, "Wu Zetian is embarrassed.

Wu Zetian knew that he didn't have anything in his hand that could be used to pay the bet, so it was impossible for him to take off his clothes as a bet for Fang Yi, right?

After all, Wu Zetian is the king of a country, and he has the pride of being a monarch in his bones! Let Wu Zetian do such an absurd thing, Wu Zetian asked himself if he couldn't do it!

"Huh? What the? I'm a little behind my ears and can't hear clearly! Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with disdain.

This fool...... Why didn't you take care of your feelings when you were chattering yesterday?

Now that you've lost it all, you want to take care of your feelings?

Who do you think you are? Do you really think of yourself as Wu Zetian? Do you really think of yourself as an emperor?

You can pull a few handfuls down!

"I ...... There's nothing left to give! What can I do about it? The embarrassed expression on Wu Zetian's face became more and more intense.

"Isn't that easy? The old rules of the casino! ”

"What are the old casino rules?" Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi curiously.

"Gambling debts are repaid!"

Fang Yi smiled.

In fact, Fang Yi said this just to tease Wu Zetian, Fang Yi never thought that Wu Zetian would really gamble and pay his debts.

After all, although Fang Yi didn't think that he was a decent gentleman, but by deceiving a fool through gambling to repay his debts, Fang Yi felt that he couldn't be shameless to this point!

"Gambling debts?" Wu Zetian hesitated for a while, and finally seemed to have made up some kind of great determination, "Is it okay to pay for meat?" ”

"Forehead ......"

Fang Yi was stunned!

Look at this stance...... Does this fool really want to gamble and pay off his debts?

No way...... You're so stupid, do your family know that?

Fang Yi looked Wu Zetian up and down again.

The more Fang Yi looked at it, the more excited he became!

This woman...... Proper royal sister fan!

Good looking, good body! If this woman is really willing to gamble and pay her debts......

Fang Yi couldn't help but secretly swallow a mouthful of saliva.

it, gentleman! Lao Tzu has been in this place where birds don't poop for two years, let alone a woman, and not even a great ape!

Lao Tzu don't be a righteous gentleman today, Lao Tzu will be a beast today!

But Fang Yi hesitated again......

This woman is still too simple after all!

You're so simple...... Even if I have any careful thoughts about you, I feel embarrassed to do it!

But the truth is often unexpected!

Wu Zetian is still a woman who doesn't play cards according to the routine after all!

Wu Zetian waved his hand: "Wan'er, it's up to you!" ”

"She?" Fang Yi was a little confused, "What are you relying on her?" ”

"Gambling debts are repaid! I'll take Wan'er to pay off the debt! Wan'er is my most powerful assistant! Talented, gentle and charming, no matter what, it has to be worth ten immortals! ”

"Ah, this ......" Fang Yi was completely petrified in place!

Shangguan Wan'er? This little girl from a small jasper?

Is he...... Ten lighters were sold?

Ten lighters, do you know it, it's only one or twenty yuan!

This Nima ...... Sold this little girl to herself for one or twenty dollars?!