The sun was shining at noon.

In the shade of the tree at the entrance of the cave, Fang Yi was wielding a kitchen knife to slaughter the bullfrog in the net bag.

That's right, the noon dinner that Fang Yi said before was the iron plate bullfrog!

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er sat on the chairs next to Fang Yi and watched Fang Yi kill the bullfrog with a leisurely expression, both of them kept stuffing all kinds of fruits into their mouths, and they didn't mean to come up to help at all.

However, even if the two were willing to help, Fang Yi would not let the two women help.

Shangguan Wan'er took a bite of an apple on the side: "Fang Yi, you are so cruel!" ”

"What's wrong with me?" Fang Yi didn't even look at Shangguan Wan'er, and focused on what was at hand.

"Look at you, kill the frog without blinking an eye! Murderous! ”

"Frogs?" Fang Yi raised his head and looked at Shangguan Wan'er suspiciously, "Girl, are you color blind?" Is this green? ”

"Hmm...... It doesn't seem to be ...... But...... Isn't this a frog? ”

"Nonsense! It's a bullfrog! Bullfrogs are bigger than frogs! ”

"That's ......" Shangguan Wan'er was slightly stunned, "Isn't that all the same?" It doesn't matter if it's a frog or a bullfrog, it's a frog! ”

"......" Fang Yi was speechless for a while, "How can a bullfrog be the same as a frog?" Although it belongs to the same big type, it still doesn't belong to the same type in the small type! Are sheep and goats one kind? ”

"Isn't it?" Shangguan Wan'er looked at Fang Yi blankly, "Is there a difference?" Aren't they all eaten? It's pretty much the same thing! ”

"Of course not! Is a crocodile a fish? Is a seahorse a horse? Is the celestial cow a cow? Is a gecko a tiger? Is a bastard an egg? Fang Yi stubbornly corrected the blind spot of Shangguan Wan'er's knowledge.

"Humph!" Shangguan Wan'er pouted, "I don't know if the bastard is an asshole or not, but I know that you are a bastard!" ”

"What the hell?" Fang Yi was dumbfounded.

This girl...... Something is wrong, right?

I just corrected her knowledge blind spots, and if she didn't appreciate herself, she was still angry?

Shangguan Wan'er glared at Fang Yi with concern: "Fang Yi, do you know why women are so depressed when they are angry?" ”

"For ...... Why? ”

Fang Yi looked at Shangguan Wan'er blankly.

For a single dog like Fang Yi for 10,000 years, such a question about women is tantamount to a world problem.

"Because...... Even if a woman is angry, she knows that murder is a crime! So it's going to frustrate women! ”

"Forehead ......"

Fang Yi couldn't help but shrink his neck when he heard Shangguan Wan'er's threatening words.

To be honest, Fang Yi was really scared.

Now the three of them are on an isolated island, God knows if the three of them can escape from this place where birds don't and there is no light in their lives, in case Shangguan Wan'er really kills herself because she is angry......

Even if Shangguan Wan'er killed herself, no one would know, and Shangguan Wan'er would not be punished by the law!

And even if someone really found this desert island and came to rescue the three of them, even if they found Shangguan Wan'er and killed herself, so what?

These two are proper fools, crazy!

Fools and psychopaths have killed people, and if you get any proof, it's useless to go to Hades to complain!

The most important thing is......

I can't beat this little jasper girl at all!

If Shangguan Wan'er really wants to kill herself, isn't it as simple as pinching an ant to death?

Feeling the fear in Fang Yi's heart, Shangguan Wan'er couldn't hold back any longer, covered her mouth and laughed proudly: "Hahaha! Unexpectedly, there is a coward among the three of us! Slightly~"

“……”

Fang Yi shook his head helplessly, this kind of murderous joke, he really didn't dare to play with such a patient!

Beware of making jokes and risking your own life.

Fang Yi angrily raised the kitchen knife in his hand and slashed at the bullfrog's neck.

Shangguan Wan'er continued to laugh: "Fang Yi, you are so cruel! ”

"You're really enough!" Fang Yi pursed his lips, "I'm murderous, right?" It's ready for that moment, don't eat it! You go vegetarian! ”

"Ah, this ......" Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly changed her words, "Brother Fang Yi, you are the best and gentleest, who dares to say that you are cruel, I will be the first to stand up and flatten him!" ”

Shangguan Wan'er said as she raised her little fist demonstratively.

“……”

Wu Zetian looked at Fang Yi and Shangguan Wan'er who were bickering with a graceful face, and very casually took a chili pepper from his side and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hmm......"

When the chili pepper entered his mouth, Wu Zetian's pretty face turned white in an instant.

Wu Zetian almost jumped up from his chair and ran under the tree next to him, vomiting violently.

"What's wrong? What's going on? Pregnant? How many months? ”

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian who was vomiting blankly.

Is this still worth it?

This island is the only man on it!

If Wu Zetian is really pregnant, won't he be suspected of being a father?

Wu Zetian turned his head and glanced at Fang Yi, and kept fanning the wind with his right hand at his small mouth: "Okay...... It's so painful...... What is this? ”

Fang Yi looked in the direction of Wu Zetian's finger, and what caught Fang Yi's eyes was a basket of chili peppers.

Fang Yi looked at Wu Zetian with a strange expression: "You...... Won't it ...... Just ate this thing, right? ”

Shangguan Wan'er reacted a little slowly, and at this time she hurriedly ran to Wu Zetian's side, constantly patting Wu Zetian on the back.

"Fang Yi! What did you give His Majesty food? ”

Fang Yi shrugged his shoulders innocently: "What did you tell me to give her something, it's obvious that she ate it herself!" And also...... As for why I'm here, it's because I didn't expect anyone to be stupid enough to eat raw chili! ”

"Chili? What is Chili? Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er both looked at Fang Yi with puzzled expressions.

"Spicy...... Chili pepper...... Yes! You guys...... You don't know what chili peppers are, do you? Don't tease me, this home-cooked vegetable...... You don't know? You guys...... It's really silly and touching, silly and distressing! ”

"Wan'er, have you ever heard of chili peppers?" Wu Zetian looked at Shangguan Wan'er blankly.

Shangguan Wan'er also shook her head blankly: "Unheard of......"

"This ......"

Fang Yi was speechless for a while, these two people ...... I don't even know about chili peppers?

"Is this pepper poison?"

"Uh...... That's right! This is poison! A hint of banter appeared on Fang Yi's face.

"Bold! How dare you murder Your Majesty! Shangguan Wan'er was furious, "Hurry up and hand over the antidote!" ”

Fang Yi looked blankly at Shangguan Wan'er, who was about to make a move towards him, and couldn't help but think of the scene when Shangguan Wan'er twisted his arm last time.

Fang Yi couldn't help but shudder.

"Ahem...... Actually, this is not a poison, this is just a vegetable, if you find it spicy...... Just drink some water! ”

"Just drink water?"

"That's right! Just drink water! ”

Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly brought a bowl of water and handed it to Wu Zetian, who drank some water in disbelief.

With a bowl of underwater belly, Wu Zetian felt that the spicy taste had dissipated a lot.

Wu Zetian looked at the peppers in the basket with a frightened face: "This thing...... Or vegetables? So spicy, how can you eat it? ”

"Holy! Don't underestimate chili peppers! On the side of Hu Nan and Si Chuan, eating chili peppers is prevalent! Does SARS know? At that time, it was rampant across the country, and one of the few provinces that did not fall was Xiangchuan! That's enough to say the benefits of eating chili peppers! Whether it is capsaicin that promotes appetite or vitamin C of ascorbic acid, it is very beneficial to the human body! ”

Fang Yi held a basket of chili peppers in his arms like a baby.

Shangguan Wan'er was slightly stunned: "Although I don't know what capsaicin you are talking about...... What is the vitamin West thing...... But it sounds like a tall one......"

Wu Zetian is obviously more interested in geography than food.

"Hu Nan? Si Chuan? Where is this? Unheard! ”

"I'm ...... You don't even know the provinces? Dare to ask...... Where are you from? ”

"My ancestral home is Bingzhou, and Wan'er's ancestral home is Shaanzhou!"

“……”

Fang Yi was speechless for a while, and he felt that he couldn't communicate with the two women.

What age is this, and the ancient place names are still used?

Do you really think you are in the Tang Dynasty?

Fang Yi suddenly remembered that chili peppers seemed to have only been introduced to the Xia Kingdom at the end of the Ming Dynasty.

So to speak......

These two brains entered the sea water and thought that they were people from the Tang Dynasty, and it was not an unusual thing not to know chili peppers......

"Is that your hometown? Where is it? East of the sea? West of the Western Regions? South of Southridge? North of the Great Wall? Wu Zetian tilted his little head and looked at Fang Yi.

Facing this curious royal sister, Fang Yi hesitated: "Maybe...... Probably...... Let's be east of the sea...... To the east of the sea, there is a distant Central Plains, and that country is called Xia...... That is my prosperous motherland! ”

"That's it......" Wu Zetian nodded, "I must go to your hometown when I have a chance in the future...... Are all of these things common in your hometown? ”

After speaking, Wu Zetian pointed to the rice, sweet potatoes and other fruit trees planted in the distance.

"Perhaps...... Probably...... It's very common......"

"So...... I'm getting more and more curious about your hometown, and in time I'll send an envoy to visit! ”

Faced with Wu Zetian's almost mentally retarded words, Fang Yi didn't know how to answer.

The two of them sometimes spoke in a crepe, but when they heard it, it was Xia Guo's accent.

Obviously, he is from Xia Guo, so he has to say that he has the opportunity to go to Xia Guo to see, what to pretend in front of him?

When you are a returnee?

I think you two are turtles at most!

Also sending envoys to visit?

Who do you think you are?

Mei Guozo

G-system?

"Okay, okay, don't force you, I'm going to be my iron bullfrog! If I continue to talk to you like this, Chinese food will turn into dinner! ”

Fang Yi shook his head, stopped chatting with Wu Zetian and the others, and began to concentrate on preparing his own food.

Or it is a verification of the saying that serious men are the most handsome.

Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er didn't make any mistakes.

Fang Yi was wholeheartedly making an iron plate bullfrog, and the two women were watching Fang Yi busy wholeheartedly.

The desert island was once again in silence.