Chapter 22: The Official Origin of Guan Yunbo
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After a dazzling sword and sword shadow......
After a dazzling sword and sword shadow......
I only heard Lan Wan sigh in surprise,
"Ahh What a grandson! ”
Everyone finally saw the fate of their captain, except for his trousers, all his clothes were wiped out by the sword, but there was surprisingly no sword wound on his body, like a dead fish, lying there without love.
And this Lan Wan County Lord, after getting the truth at this time, was like another person, with a sweet smile like an innocent little girl on his face, jumped, got off the high platform, ran to Fang Qinglan, who was standing not far away, and didn't dare to move, hugged his arm, and put his head on General Fang's shoulder and neck.
"General, I'm sorry, I made a mistake again, I admit my mistake, I shouldn't be willful, I shouldn't not believe you."
Fang Qinglan's brain was blank: Huh?
"Qinglan...... I'm sorry I might have added a ridiculous joke to you, but I didn't mean to......"
Fang Qinglan had a gloomy face, vicious: You still have the face to say that you didn't mean it! You idiot! I'm also ashamed of you for doing this, and you're even more ashamed!
Not hearing Fang Qinglan's response, Lan Wan let go and looked up at Qinglan's little blue face below.
Poof! Hugging Fang Qinglan again and shouting!
"Brother Fang! Small wrong! Lan Wan assures you that in the future, in the Southeast Mountain Camp, everything will be under your command, and she will never act rashly, and she will not embarrass you, forgive me! Forgive me! Forgive me! ”
Fang Qinglan's speechless forehead was full of black lines: ......
Raised his hand and dragged away Lan Wan, who had been shaking him,
"Lan Wan, shut up!"
Dragged her towards the woods......
The soldiers at the training ground looked surprised: ??
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One by one, they watched them leave, and then looked at Jia Wei, the captain of Wanshu, who was cut naked on the high platform,
"Poof! Hahaha! ”
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahaha......"
A voice rang out, followed by a series of mountain-like laughter, resounding throughout the valley!
And Jia Wei, the commander of the ten thousand men on the high platform, was so ashamed and indignant when he heard this laughter that even the attendants on his side felt ashamed.
Ahhh I don't want to live...... Woowoo......
This way
Fang Qinglan pulled Lan Wan to walk on the forest path in a hurry, the noon sun hit the emerald green leaves, sprinkling patches of mottled light and shadow, the halo fell on the two of them, the picture was too beautiful, like a natural pair.
Fang Qinglan's heart was very annoyed at this time, his calm, mighty, and domineering image in the army was all ruined by Lan Wan, a fool, just now, ah! Why do you feel that you can't breathe and your limbs are weak? It's over, I'm not so angry with her!
"Okay, Qinglan, don't go, if you go again, you'll be in the Eighteenth Army."
Lan Wan pulled the puffing Fang Qinglan to stop.
Fang Qinglan looked at Lan Wan fiercely with his eyes, and raised his hand to poke her head.
"Lan Wan, Lan Wan, that's how you helped me settle things?"
"Ah, yes, yes!"
"Do you settle this way? Come, tell me, how did you come up with it. ”
"Hmm...... That is, Guan Ming and I ...... Some time ago...... Sometimes it's not a secret visit.,And then I see a lot of interesting things.,I think it's very interesting.,I'll remember it.,Just use it today.,I'll learn it directly.,I think I'm quite successful.,You see how much I acted.。 ”
Fang Qinglan can finally cover his little face with his big hand for a while when no one is around. Alas!
"Alas! Lan Wan, you ......"
Fang Qinglan sighed and said again,
"Lan Wan, do you know that tomorrow, General Ben's head will be invisibly hung with the title of "Fang Qinglan is a wife and slave", or "General Fear"?
Then, you, you are even more miserable, let me tell you, tomorrow, the name of Lan Wan is a shrew will spread throughout the entire Southeast Mountain Camp, and 200,000 people will all know about it.
It won't be long before your reputation will spread back to the capital and reach the ears of the imperial court, and you will wait for their invective and impeachment. ”
"Eh, it's okay, over there in the capital, the emperor will deal with it.
I have to be a weak person all day long, but I actually like to be lively, just like you, aren't you in front of others and in front of me?
Aren't you also being a great general in the eyes of your father and everyone?
Actually, I'm the same as you, and finally those who know us are not there, so why not take the opportunity to relax and play with your imagination? ”
Lan Wan's smiling face was very eye-catching, Fang Qinglan looked at this guy, with such a bright smile, he originally felt that his limbs were weak, but at this time, he couldn't even say a few more words to reproach her.
quite a while
"Alas! So, because you like to be a shrew, I'm going to cooperate with being a wife slave. ”
"You can fight with me, too! That's so much fun! ”
Fang Qinglan: ......
"I, I'm fighting with you? And then you're going to play and end up stripping me naked and hanging on the ground? ”
"Hahahaha! Of course not, isn't my trick so that he won't bother you with training because he won't have a face from now on? See, what I promised to settle for you yesterday has been done so quickly. ”
Fang Qinglan glanced at her blankly: "Hehe......
Thank you so much for settling down, and I don't seem to have to see anyone tomorrow. ”
"Uh...... Ha ha! Then tomorrow I'll change my dogleg style, and you can accuse me as much as you want, call me, and I promise to let you get back in front of your soldiers...... How is the dignity of Fang Qinglan, the general of the world's soldiers and horses? ”
When Fang Qinglan heard that this guy was going to do something tomorrow, he tilted his head to one side, leaned against the tree, and ignored her.
"Then it's decided, don't be angry, Qinglan, Qinglan?"
Lan Wan raised her hand and pushed Fang Qinglan's shoulder, seeing that he ignored him.
"Alas! You calm down here for a while, dissipate your anger, and I'll go down first to see how the 18th Army is training. ”
After speaking, Lan Wan walked directly down the hillside in front of her, and below were the soldiers of the Eighteenth Army who were training by themselves.
Fang Qinglan looked at Lan Wan's agile back when she went down in front of her, and saw the group of soldiers who were very excited when they saw Lan Wan go back, hehe, this Lan Wan is really much more attractive than him.
"Whew!" Fang Qinglan exhaled a long breath, moved his body, secretly transported his internal strength, there seemed to be nothing uncomfortable, and turned around and went back in the direction he came, maybe he was angry just now.
turned around and wanted to go back, his figure was sturdy, and he was still a young hero dressed in black...... Fang Qinglan.
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Every night, after the soldiers had dinner, Lan Wan would call the more than 200 people she had specially named to an open space to tell stories about the art of war, and then ask them to have time to tell them to their partners.
This also included centurions and thousands, some of whom listened very carefully and had many questions to ask her.
Therefore, when Lan Wan finished talking about the art of war, answered these people's questions, and returned to Fang Qinglan's camp, it was a very late day.
Fang Qinglan's tent was still holding the lamp, and when Lan Wan went in to wash, she found that the basin where she washed her feet yesterday was placed in the corner, but when she saw that in the morning, the basin she hurriedly sent to Fang Qinglan was actually ...... Scold!
Or your own footbath......
Taking care of himself, he made a shushing motion, washed his face with his own basin, washed his feet with Fang Qinglan's basin, and let him continue to wash his face with his own footbasin! Hahaha! No one knows anyway.
Jumping lightly on the bed, lying down on his side, the two of them had nothing to say, and seized the time to rest.
Fang Qinglan listened to her lying down and moved her eyelids, was she too hard? Let's go early tomorrow to see what she's up to?
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Sure enough, when the sun rose on the second day, at least the four neighboring military regions knew that Lan Wan was Fang Qinglan's nemesis, a real jealous woman! Dominatrix!
Everyone told each other that if anyone dared to stuff Fang Qinglan with a daughter, niece, sister or something as a concubine, then they had to be careful.
Because Lan Wan beat Jia Wei, the commander of the 19th Army, as Fang Qinglan's pregnant concubine yesterday, Fang Qinglan, who was scolded, didn't even have a chance to explain, and later actually wiped out Lord Jia's clothes in public!
If this is a woman, then she will definitely not survive, after all, who can survive with the double blow of body and soul at the same time?
Remember! Remember! can't send a beautiful woman to Fang Qinglan, that's hurting the sky!
The soldiers on Fang Qinglan's stall are too lax in training, so they can only let them practice physical fitness day and night, he is a soldier brought out by his father, so these are all pieces of cake for him.
For example, which battalion can rest after training first, go to the gang, and the rest can only hold their stomachs, continue training, and watch others eat.
For example, when they are tired, take them to the woods to learn to ambush soldiers to cool down.
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It was nine o'clock in the evening.
Fang Qinglan's training had already been handed over to the commander to watch by himself, and he curiously went to the territory of the seventeenth and eighteenth armies to see what Lan Wan was doing.
Under the moon, the shadows of the trees on the mountains on both sides were mottled, and the sound of being blown by the wind rustled through the direction of Fang Qinglan......
Lan Wan was dressed in the strength of a martial arts leader, and was standing on the training ground at this time, using her internal strength to teach Sun Tzu's Art of War to a group of people who were lifting weights.
These people listened to it, it was really interesting, as if they were there, and they didn't feel tired with a big log on their shoulders, and they listened with relish.
Lan Wan could naturally hear that a master was coming, but she was too far away to guess who it was, so she stopped talking, turned around, and faced the direction of the person who came, waiting for the person who didn't plan to leave to come out by himself.
"It turns out that you are talking about this to everyone every night?"
"yes, otherwise how could I have beaten you?"
"Huh! Judging from the current situation, your chances of winning are too great, and my two armies are all negligent in training and unqualified. ”
Fang Qinglan said this fact very plainly in front of these people.
"That's not good, you're Fang Qinglan, I won't underestimate the enemy."
"Humph! Even if you have the eyesight, how can this general lose the game easily, and besides, there are other generals and coaches, you may not necessarily win. ”
Fang Qinglan was also dressed in black, with a tall figure and a handsome little face shining in the bright moonlight, Lan Wan found, hey? This person seems to be a lot whiter, this tone is Fang Qinglan!
"Who is the Great General? Fang Qinglan! Training troops to fight wars, of course, is the most powerful.
Come on! General, the little one just told the story of taking advantage of the fire to rob, the internal strength is not enough, and the voice is not good, please help the general finish it! ”
Lan Wan also made a gesture of invitation to Fang Qinglan, and raised her hand to the group of people behind her, and these people immediately understood, threw the big wood in their hands, and began to applaud Fang Qinglan.
But some of them applauded twice, and some of them didn't wait for applause when their feet were smashed by someone else's big log.
So the scene looked at Fang Qinglan's eyes, these rough men, facing him, "Oh! "Oh!" "Yikes!"
Dancing and screaming in pain.
What happened to them successfully made Fang Qinglan laugh, "Okay! Then let's see how the predecessors took advantage of the fire to rob! ”
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As usual, this night, the two of them went back very late.
The night breeze blew through the lotus pond, through the mountains and forests, and into the deserted palace.