Chapter 23 The Official Origin of Guan Yunbo II
Tonight's love palace is very deserted, and the emperor with the same name as her, named Xiahou Qingming, hasn't come to see her tonight.
He Qingxin pursed her lips sullenly, leaned on the window, looking at the lonely moon in the sky, so boring! It's nice everywhere here, but there are too few people who can talk to her normally.
She has a lot of questions that she can't ask casually on the grounds of amnesia, because there is no one in this world who has such avant-garde thoughts as hers.
In order to be a woman with amnesia, she could only save up the questions and ask Xiahou Qingming one by one.
Only he will not have a strange eye on her problems, and only he can meet her various needs, and he can make the toy bear he wants as described in his mouth.
He can decorate his room as much as he can in a modern minimalist style that he likes.
He would listen to her tell all sorts of strange things, and wear clothes made of her messy bed curtains.
But this person is actually the emperor, or the emperor who is so busy, this palace is deserted, and he doesn't even have a chance to compete with her for favor and give her a chance to show off her skills and play palace fighting, which shows how deep this guy's love for the original owner is.
Alas!
It's boring.
Looking at the moon in the sky, I thought of the two men who suddenly fell into her palace to fight a few days ago, the pure natural genes of this world are really unusual!
All of them can be big stars, alas! It's a pity that I only crossed over to become a concubine, and I want to cross over to become an emperor, then I can properly be a good generation of female emperor Wu Zetian!
Then I'll call them into the palace as soon as possible to seal the concubines!
Especially Lan Wan's three husbands, they really have their own merits! If this is compared to His Majesty Wu Zetian's Zhang Guifei, it is proper, even better!
Wowhaha......
He Qingxin is a nymphomaniac......
It's a pity, she heard that Xiahou Qingming, the emperor, in order not to marry Lan Wan, the last one left on the stage from the draft, casually found a charge of bullying the monarch and put three young and promising male gods into it, and her heart trembled with regret, woo......
Xiahou Qingming! You bastard!
If you don't marry Lan Wan, you won't marry, why are you delaying the three beautiful men with a bright future!
He Qingxin's mind was in full swing, when suddenly a voice came into his ears.
"Qing'er, why don't you sleep so late? Are you waiting for me? ”
The person who came was dressed in a dragon-patterned ink robe, and his tall figure came from the path between the flowers outside the window.
Unable to change from far and near, he casually folded the half-opened azalea, picked a petal on it, and pasted it on He Qingxin's forehead.
He Qingxin looked at his eyes cutely, because of his movements, closed his eyes, and reached out to take the azalea in his hand, and after looking at it twice, he reached out and hugged Lan Longyuan's neck, lying mysteriously in his ear, and asked in a low voice.
"Hmm...... Your Majesty, you tell me the truth, are you wearing it! ”
"Huh! Qing'er, I flew here with light skills, not to wear it. ”
"Eh! No, I mean wear it through the crossing, otherwise how would you pick the azaleas for me? ”
He Qingxin put his arms around Lan Longyuan's neck, looking like the two of us were good.
"Haha! Qing'er, I liked you once, how could I not even know what flowers you like?
But I'd rather hear what you call the definition and story of the time-travel. ”
Lan Longyuan smiled and pressed his forehead against He Qingxin's forehead against the azalea petals, and gently rubbed her nose with his nose.
"Hmm...... This one...... I can tell you, but you have to tell me first, you really didn't come through it, did you? ”
"Qing'er, you should let me in first!"
"Alright then!"
He Qingxin let go of his hand, took a step back, and opened the window wider, "You can come in from here!" ”
A figure jumped in neatly, hugged her at once, and the window behind her closed neatly, "Qing'er, look, I'm amazing!" I'm going through it in one go! After saying that, he kissed her on the lips as if he were invited.
He Qingxin was helpless and depressed: ......
Is this the emperor this? Jumping out of the window is also considered crossing?
Southeast Mountain Daying,
Now, surrounded by mountains and mountains of pines and cypresses, this huge site is bustling with activity.
Now, there are majestic shouts and killings here every day, and it seems that these soldiers in the capital are all fierce, and they are desperately training to serve the country with loyalty.
In fact, many of the soldiers here are actually just spineless and want to eat a good meal with meat.
……
One night, after Lan Wan and the two finished training, they went back to rest.
Fang Qinglan asked Lan Wan, the night road in the forest is so dark, why don't you see you illuminating the night pearl?
Lan Wan told him that her night vision was very good, and she could see clearly when she was usually not hungry, and she didn't need the Night Pearl.
Fang Qinglan: ......
After entering the camp tent, Fang Qinglan lay on the bed and tilted his head to remember this incident, thought about it, sat up, and found the phosphorus-dyed pink night pearl that Lan Wan gave him in his treasure box pillow.
Holding it above its head and shaking it, it glows pink, and it's really beautiful.
"Hey! Lan Wan, then why did you send me the Night Pearl? Do you think General Ben is not as good as you? ”
Lan Wan came out from behind the clothes rack and changed into new clothes, climbed directly past him who was playing with beads, and got into the quilt to lie down.
yawned and said: "Of course not, how could my general Qinglan use such a small thing, it is because Guan Ming always can't see the road clearly when it gets dark, so I thought of giving him the night pearl."
Then I thought, it's just that the Zhengyang Festival is coming, anyway, I usually like these things very much, and I have a lot of collections, and then I asked people to send you all beads. ”
Fang Qinglan listened to this reason and seemed to be dissatisfied, "Then what color was this pink one originally in?" Aren't you going to keep it for yourself? Send me, don't you feel distressed? ”
"What's so distressing about this? I'm not giving it to someone else, but if I think about it, I'll just take it out to you and see it. As for what color it was originally...... Hey, hey, hey!
If you take this thing with you tomorrow, after a long time, it will recognize you as its master, and you will naturally be able to see its essence through appearances. ”
Lan Wan looked at Fang Qinglan with a surprised face, closed her eyes slyly and smiled, Yo! Don't show your stuff, quickly cover your head with the quilt.
Fang Qinglan supported his head with his left arm, crossed Erlang's legs, held the pink beads in his right hand, his brows and eyes kept turning and thinking, and he reached out to pull Lan Wan's quilt.
"What are you going to do to trick me? I can tell you, don't you do stupid things anymore, do you hear? ”
"Uh-huh! General rest assured, it won't! ”
Lan Wan's sleepy voice replied to him.
……
In the blink of an eye, a month's time was up, and on this day, Lan Wan stood under the scorching sun and gathered 20,000 people from the Seventeenth Army and the Eighteenth Army together to do a force test and guidance before the first competition.
After Fang Qinglan took a look at the training grounds of the other sixteen armies, he came here and happened to see Lan Wan standing in the center of the martial arts arena for sparring.
The person who fought with her was a shirtless young man, and his kung fu was not good, and he fought dozens of rounds before he was defeated.
"Yes, keep up the good work."
Lan Wan said to the soldier.
Another one came up, he had the impression that this person was a thousand-commander, and it seemed that his name was Yan Xie, and this person looked ruffian when he looked at it, which made him uncomfortable.
Scold! It's not bad!
Lan Wan and this Yan Evil fought very fiercely, for a while, the fierce attack of the internal force, and for a while, it was a complicated and fast entanglement of moves, Fang Qinglan found that Lan Wan seemed to be teaching that person kung fu.
Every move change was leading the other party, and finally after one hundred and fifty moves, Yan Xie was defeated so straightforwardly.
Commander Yan Evil: Woowoo......
"Yan Xie, do you want to consider learning from your brothers, worship me as a teacher, I can tell you why your sword qi is so evil, but you still can't beat me."
Yan Xie wiped the sweat on his face, crossed his waist with one hand, and said in the vernacular with the other: "Lan Jiaotou, you should die, I, Yan Xie, am inspirational to steal a teacher to learn art, a dignified twenty-seven-year-old man, how can he be embarrassed to worship a seventeen-year-old girl as a teacher, I will never give in!" ”
The words of the thousand-commander Yan Xie successfully caused the audience to laugh,
"Hahahaha! Where is the little girl at the head of our Lan Sect, it is clearly the Lan Wan County Lord who can suppress the Xia Mountain Tiger, the dominatrix! Hahahaha! ”
"Haha......"
"Hahaha......"
These are the voices of the masses.
When everyone had laughed enough, a clear and indifferent voice sounded,
"Okay, don't be afraid of me, right, next! Come on! I'm going to beat you up until I can't laugh today. ”
Saying that, Lan Wan actually untied her belt in public......
Saying that, Lan Wan actually untied her belt in public......
Fang Qinglan in the woods was so shocked that he almost didn't drop his eyeballs, I was dripping! What is she doing?
The first third of the soldiers in the martial arts arena also seemed to have their jaws dropped.
Well?
Yes?
Well??
……
Lan Wan still continued to take it off indifferently, took off her tight outer robe, and threw it on the war drum behind her, revealing two white arms, her underwear actually had no sleeves, and, and it was tight??
Soldier A: Ah! OMG! She's hot too? Good...... It's so white......
Soldier B: Ah! It turns out that she has breasts!
Soldier C: I'll go! The muscles on our head and arms are not so terrifying, and the lines are still good......
So how...... So how can you have so much strength?
……
I saw Lan Wan's face indifferent, clapped her hands, pointed to the next commander, and said lightly without sadness or joy, "Come up, there are still many people waiting behind." ”
The commander looked like a simple old man, his face was flushed, and the soles of his feet didn't dare to take a step forward.
"Arashi Sect Head! You're going to fight us! Who would dare to go up and die? Otherwise, I'll fight with you again! ”
As he spoke, he stomped on the ground under his feet, and the thousand-legged commander Yan Xie rose into the air, and the wind was under his fist, and just when he was about to fall in front of Lan Wan, a black shadow rushed over at great speed......
Everyone saw that Yan Xie had not yet confronted Lan Wan, and was suddenly greeted by the black shadow that suddenly appeared, "Bang! "Kick back.
"Poof!" There was a loud bang, and smoke and dust were everywhere......
The body of the commander Yan Xie fell, and a small piece of soldiers was knocked down, and that piece immediately grew violently, and he couldn't see what happened to the people on the ground.
And everyone's eyes were still on Lan Wan, only to see that the black shadow settled, and after blocking their view of Lan Wan head-on, they immediately untied their belts, took off their coats, and tied their cloaks around Lan Wan's neck.
Raising his hand at Lan Wan's head is a poke!
"Lan Wan! He also said that he would never embarrass Lao Tzu again! What are you undressing for! ”
Lan Wan let Fang Qinglan's hands hurry and retreat vigorously.
"Huh? What am I undressing for? I'm hot! It's cool to take it off, what's the drop? ”
"You're too embarrassed to ask me what's wrong! Lao Tzu's face is about to be cooled by you! ”
At this time, everyone saw a sudden change in Lan Wan's painting style,
"Alas! Oh! Don't, don't poke, General! General! If you have something to say, I'll listen to it, you're a general, you have to pay attention to your demeanor! Calm! Calm! ”
Lan Wan grabbed Fang Qinglan's hand with one hand, put the back of her hand on her forehead with the other, and surrendered her palm to Fang Qinglan and begged for mercy.