Chapter 203 - Did I Shrink Too?
After I looked around, I directly pressed the red mark on my chest and traveled back to Datang again.
When I opened my eyes, I found that I was now being squeezed into the innermost part of the bed, tightly against the wall, and what squeezed me into the corner of the wall was a large number of feet~ And I also saw the most excessive pair, stepping on the feet of my side face, as if it was faintly blackened~ "Eh! Whose foot is this? Went straight to bed without washing? And they stepped on my face so excessively! ”
After I muttered, I gently stepped on my several pairs of feet, and gently pushed them off me, and then I slowly turned over, and then carefully walked out of bed, I realized that the original pair of unwashed feet turned out to be Xiao Li's...... This~ This is simply subverting the noble impression of Xiao Lizhi in my heart! This is the eldest princess! Is it really good that you just go to bed without washing your feet?
I shook my head, then looked at the others and saw that everyone had gone to bed without taking a shower! And they all slept crookedly on the bed, and what was even more excessive was that except for Xiao Meiniang and Dacao, who was holding Xiao Meiniang, the two of them were honestly lying on the other side and asleep, and the other maids actually stretched their feet to the position where I was lying down and sleeping just now, and then stepped on me directly against the wall...... That's too much, isn't it?
When I went to the bathroom to wash up, I saw in the mirror that my face was covered in black footprints! Before I went to bed, I only lay down in my pajamas and trousers, so my upper body was actually bare-chested, but when I looked in the mirror, I found that my body and face were covered with black footprints......
"No, it's infuriating! These girls, they don't think I'm the head of the family! "I looked in the mirror and got more and more angry, and then I decided to play a prank and get revenge on them......
"Hey, hey! You have imprinted so many footprints on me, then I can't be idle! After I laughed sinisterly twice in the mirror, I leaned out of the bathroom to look at the others, and then saw that all the maids were asleep, and from the front windshield of the cab, which was not blocked, it was still dark outside!
So I crossed back to the mall again, and then ran briskly to the cosmetics counter.
"Alas! I'm still too kind-hearted! I can't bear to play a prank with the marker...... "I sighed at my own kindness as I picked out eyebrow pencils and lipsticks of various sizes from the cosmetics counter...... I'm going to give them a good look on their faces......
"Huh? It's eyeliner, right? Ha~ It's like a small soft pen! Well, this one is much easier to use than the eyebrow pencil, and if you continue to draw it like this, you won't feel it at all! I picked up an eyeliner, and then gently scratched it on the back of my hand~ This touch is much lighter than using an eyebrow pencil! And this color is deep enough~ hehe!
After holding the eyeliner for a while, I pulled out another lip gloss from the makeup counter.
"Huh! What is this? "After flipping through the instructions, I realized that this thing is called lip gloss, and ~ this thing is similar to eyeliner, which is brushed to the lips with a soft brush!
I took the lip gloss and scratched it on my arm again, and said happily, "Ha! That's lighter than lipstick! Hey, in that case, use eyeliner to outline the frame, then brush the color with lip gloss...... Haha, I'm so smart! This~ Isn't this a painting? Hey! Look at me this time, I'm going to show off my painting skills! ”
I was so proud that I even started laughing! Then I picked out several colors of lip gloss from the counter, and after picking out the thickest eyeliner, I traveled back to Datang again.
When I opened my eyes from the bathroom, I almost laughed out loud when I looked at the handful of eyeliners and lip gloss I was holding in my right hand for my art.
After I cautiously came to the bed and watched everyone fall asleep beautifully, I began to create art on everyone's faces~ It's time to start painting!
What a turtle, a kitten, a puppy, a duck, I drew them all on their faces, and it was a color version! Even in order to keep the portrait on each maid's face from repeating, I even painted a small house and furniture! But I found that in order to draw different pictures on the cheeks and foreheads of these nine girls, I even began to draw planes, tanks, and artillery into them...... Of course, these nine people don't include Xiao Meiniang~ After all, she is still a child~ and so cute, I can't bear to draw it.
"Huh! It's still not enough! Then draw some more flowers and plants! ”
In the end, I was so creative that I even started to paint waterwheels, windmills, and other things on their faces, and then I barely painted all these 'canvases'!
When I got up and rubbed my sore back, which was tired from bending over to paint, I looked at my work with satisfaction and smiled proudly......
"Hey, hey! I didn't expect to have not painted for so many years, and the drawing skills I practiced in elementary school have not been lost! Ha ha! Especially this little turtle~ haha, the painting is so wonderful! "After I shook my head and admired it, I casually threw the 'crime tools' into the trash, and then I looked at the car again, which I hadn't noticed just now.
"Wow! I was just focusing on painting, but I didn't even realize that the car was full now! I didn't expect them to be so diligent! All the gold has been placed! "I looked at the neat and tidy gold ornaments in the carriage, as well as the gold vat placed in the co-pilot's seat, I was surprised that my maids came to clean up, but I didn't expect it to be only a few hours! They had already packed up all the gold, and looking at it this way, except for the gold shining, it was completely out of the way!
"I'll go! They actually removed the co-pilot's seat, and then placed the big vat there! I didn't expect them to know that this chair was removable! I didn't even expect to be able to put it in the passenger seat like this! ”
I nodded in satisfaction, then remembered that the tent outside the car had come, and then I walked gently to the gate, and after carefully opening the gate as little as possible without making a sound, I looked out.
The tent that I had put up to temporarily place the gold had been dismantled, and when I looked left and right, I saw that the tent had been removed, folded, and piled up in the corner outside the car. And the hot pots, tables and chairs that were originally messy for eating, including the honeycomb coal stove used to make breakfast yesterday, have all been packed up and piled aside, which looks quite neat!
"Huh! Those maids who saw me were really diligent enough! It's all cleaned up! I nodded, and then I moved everything except the honeycomb coal stove back to the mall and left it in the corner of the underground garage. Most of this is rubbish, but I don't want these things to be littered in the first place! In case it is accidentally buried, if it is discovered by future generations, it will not make those archaeologists entangled to death! So I always take all this used garbage back to the mall and then throw it in the trash can or in the corner of the garage...... Although this may seem unhygienic, even if there is a lot of garbage here, it will only be stored in the mall for less than 24 hours, and it will disappear along with the refresh of the mall. That's how all kinds of garbage I dispose of along the way!
After I cleaned up, I thought that my maids might have been busy for a long time last night after I fell asleep to put all the gold away, so I thought I would treat everyone's relationship, so I just reborn the honeycomb coal stove, and began to use it to sit up for breakfast!
"Hmmm! Seeing how hard they worked yesterday, then I'll boil a porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat! Anyway, the mall has also been refreshed, and there will be no shortage of materials! "I said to myself after I lit the fire.
After thinking of this, I returned to the mall again, after preparing the materials from the mall, and after cutting and marinating the lean meat, I found a large pot for cooking porridge and noodles from the restaurant upstairs, and then put the washed rice into the pot, and then transferred it to Datang, put the water and rice in this large pot on the stove, covered the pot, and began to boil porridge!
"Alas! How long will this little stove have to boil? But there's no hurry! After all, it's still some time before dawn! I said after putting the pot on the stove.
It took a long time, and finally the porridge was almost done, and then I threw the marinated lean meat, preserved eggs, and green onion and ginger into it, and continued to cover the pot and slowly boil it.
"Hmmm! The porridge is there, but I don't know if it suits their appetite! Forget it, I'm preparing a pot, and then I'll bring out some instant noodles and wontons, so that if someone doesn't like this porridge, I can still use instant noodles and wontons to pass away! I nodded, crossed over to the mall again, pulled out instant noodles and a pack of frozen wontons, and picked out some pancakes from the noodle counter as a staple for breakfast.
"Alas! It's a pity that there are no fritters! Well, when I have time to go back, I also try to fry some fritters, although I haven't made them, but I've seen them many times! You may not be able to master the heat and the noodles, but you can try more! "After I returned to Datang with these ingredients, I said to myself while propping up the tables, chairs and benches.
"Hey! Ha ha! Scared the hell out of you! ”
At this moment, suddenly a figure jumped out like this, and then suddenly patted me on the shoulder and said this. And it really scared the hell out of me!
As soon as I turned around, I saw that this figure that suddenly jumped out to scare people turned out to be Zou Ruhua again. Why did this come out again? Didn't you say that they wouldn't join the WTO?
"Huh! It's a painting! You scared me! I said helplessly.
"Hah! It's because you're cowardly, I've never scared the smelly water! Drawing said.
"Well, well! Why are you here again? ”
"Huh? Why do you say again? You don't welcome me? Drawing said with a sudden frown.
Seeing that Painting's face had darkened a little, I quickly said, "No! It's just~ Oh, I just wanted to say, why did you get up so early? You see, those girls of mine are still asleep! ”
After hearing me say this, Drawing's face returned to normal.
"Hah! I knew you wouldn't be unwelcome to me! Oh yes, you said you were going to give me something delicious, when are you going to give it to me! Oh yes, you snatched my big lollipop yesterday and haven't given it back to me! I want to eat it again now! Give it to me! ”
Forehead! After all, the mall has been refreshed and reset, and I am now back to a rich state, so it is easy to make up for her, but it is more troublesome for her to ask me for that big lollipop, I completely forgot about the stubble last night, and as a result, the lollipop she ate has been refreshed in the mall!
Forehead! Forget it, let's find her a new one, anyway, I remember that the big lollipop was found from that store in the mall......
Thinking of this, I nodded generously at the painting, and then asked her to help me clean up the tables, chairs, benches and chopsticks in front of me first, and I will go back to the mall to get it for her now!
After hearing me say that I would give it to her now, she happily snatched the dishes and chopsticks in my hand, began to help me put them up, and then urged me to hurry up......
I shook my head happily, then reached out and stroked the top of my head before crossing back to the mall again.
When I found a new lollipop, I realized that I had completely forgotten what all those snacks I had promised her to resupply were all that I had promised to paint! After thinking about it for a long time, I barely remembered that it seemed that there was at least another large piece of blue pig's head meat in the big baggage that Zou Rushui had snatched...... It's the kind of one of those pieces that once picked up the family for Xiao Meiniang! I don't know how Xiao Meiniang stayed until now.
"Huh! It's not blue! What should I do, do you want to get some Epsom salt and smear it~ Forget it, this is not very good! Painting seems to have always listened to me! I shook my head and gave up the idea of dyeing the pork head with Epsom salt, and after picking a few pieces of pork head, I pushed the cart and walked over to the snacks......
"Snacks~ Forget it, just take a few more, I really don't remember what's in that baggage!"
Once I had filled the cart, I put the oversized lollipop on the cart and prepared to press the red mark on my chest again and travel back.
"Huh! Would you like to get a few more big lollipops for the little paintings? Anyway, Xiao Mei Niang doesn't like this kind of oversized! With that in mind, I went back to the candy counter and took off the oversized lollipops and put them on the cart......
"Huh! This cart is full! Well, I think that's pretty much enough! After I took another look, I took the small cart and returned to Datang.
"Hmmm! To you, these are the ones! I pointed to a small cart of snacks and said generously to Zou Ruhua.
"Hah! That's great! Painting cheered and threw himself directly on the cart, and then hugged the large pile of snacks, and began to scream with excitement!
And after I left the table and chair while painting, I noticed that the original prize and the grass had woken up, and these two were now helping to paint, putting dishes, chopsticks, spoons and staple food on all the tables......
"Huh? Prize! Ha! And the grass, you are awake too! Why don't you sleep more? I said to them happily.
Then after the prize and the grass put down the dishes and chopsticks in their hands, the two of them came over at the same time, and then they were about to come to my side, these two suddenly stopped, and then the two of them showed puzzled expressions at the same time, and after looking at me up and down, the two said in unison: "Huh? Little Heihei, you actually ~ actually shrunk? ”