Chapter 1: Be a prince and enjoy the blessings

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The underworld is the yang world, the yang world is the underworld, yin and yang are just different transformations of the material world and the spiritual world, Shi Tian went to the underworld, not to say how he died, but it must be said that he is in the underworld in the state of spiritual soul, in order to earn yin virtue as currency, can be traded in exchange for material substance, a state of life, simply put, it is to return yang, in order to return yang he strives to become the richest man in the underworld, so he sighed.

"Since ancient times, no one has died, it is better to be reincarnated in the next year."

"Smack!" spank

"It's your turn to play cards, what kind of emotion do you have, Hades promised you to be reincarnated." Meng Po said.

I smiled at this graceful white-haired beauty and said, "What? Sister Meng, you didn't lie to me. ”

Holding Meng Po soup in her hand, she waited by the bridge, saying that this Sister Meng is the first beauty in the underworld.

"Get rich, brother, don't look at who you ask for help, our Sister Meng is the number one beauty in the netherworld, and she is a powerful faction." The bull head said as he played cards.

"You dead bull head, why do you talk so sweetly, did you learn from this dead ghost?" Meng Po smiled and said.

"Sister, is it royalty?"

"Hmm."

"Is it the kind of person who has no worries about food and clothing, and can also be in a yellow robe, accompanied by big fish and meat all day long, and can also have beautiful women as company."

At this moment, my little heart was fluttering and jumping excitedly, waiting for the answer of Meng Po Beauty.

"Hurry up and play cards, I've said it eight hundred times, yes, yes, yes, you will go to reincarnate when you are a child, ten halls of Yama, ten yin handsome, and four major judges I have sent gifts, you can rest assured to go, wrap it on your Sister Meng, there is one that is not up to standard, you look for me." Meng Po is like a big brother, and she looks like a big brother, so that I can't believe it.

I lowered my head and said with a smile: "Sister, I'm just not satisfied, I can still find you again, I'm tired of being crooked, this reincarnation can be returned for seven days without reason, that's a lot of sin." ”

We played mahjong happily, until the time of the child, I desperately lost money to make these guys happy, they were happy I was happy, although I was the richest man in the underworld, but still could not buy the precious reincarnation power.

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One summer in 576 B.C., although I didn't keep a diary, I remembered the words of the underworld in my mind, because Meng Po didn't give me the soup.

On May 28th, I was born, a day more important than Columbus's discovery of the New World, I was born on a planet with the same geographical environment as the Earth, with the current scientific explanation, it involves dark matter and quantum, quantum entanglement causes the world to appear in another invisible place, and this world will exist with another world in the same latitude, the same space, and the same information in an alternative world.

This world is said to be called Mercury, because of its vast water area so called Mercury, the country I was born in, in fact, is a count-level country, the Great Zhou Dynasty is broken, there are many countries, I am the prince of the country of all living beings, every country can be called the king, their country name is the country of birds, it is not a typo, it is the fowl of beasts, and I don't know which cultured ancestor gave such a meaningful country name.

In short, I am very happy and satisfied, at least I am also a royal family, and I am very clever when I come out, listen to what they are called.

Sure enough, a fat woman quickly ran out to call the king, and asked the eunuch to convey the news that Concubine Yue gave birth to the prince, I sighed in my heart, and there was a feeling of winning 20 million, which reminded me of a song "Brave Heart" by Wang Feng in my previous life

"The appearance of a splendid life, this is the feeling of flying, this is the feeling of freedom."

It's called a cool in my heart, the first wish has come true, but it's a pity that it's not a grandson, it is estimated that this yellow robe is no longer a play, but which eldest son has succeeded to the throne since ancient times, it's over, let's fight hard, and strive for a change in Xuanwumen to kill my brother and younger brother, and then force my father to abdicate, isn't it good.

As a result, the king Lao Tzu didn't even look at me, so I was called a loss in my heart, so Lao Tzu is a prince, can you and Ma De look at it twice, I haven't even seen it in person, and gave me a name called Shi Zhongtian, and then threw me directly to an old eunuch.

On June 28th, a month let me see what a wet nurse is, I haven't seen a beautiful woman every day, but I am with a wet nurse every day, which is not bad, but I also got a nickname "Rogue Prince, the nurses can't stand my bite and scratch."

After the full moon, the old eunuch in the royal family, baptized me with alcohol and cold water, I almost hated the old man, the ice water is really called an ice, the alcohol is absolutely natural, fortunately, Lao Tzu has a large amount of wine, otherwise he will be thrown into the barren mountains and mountains like the two brothers next to him, and he will see Meng Po and them again from now on.

Passing the first level means that you have the right to survive, I now know that there are hundreds of king's wives, and only ten are alive, and my vitality is really as tenacious as Xiaoqiang. (Xiaoqiang: Meaning of cockroach)

King Lao Tzu is dressed in a mighty and domineering yellow robe, his face is powerful, and wherever he goes, he is the legendary Wu Yanzu, as popular as a dung boy, and the women are desperately trying to keep him overnight, praying to leave the royal seed.

Time was fast, my body was very strong, and by the time I was seven years old, I was getting closer and closer to my dreams, and I was used to the environment here, but I couldn't stand the test of this royal family.

In 569 AD, when I was 7 years old, it was the day of the prince's heir screening, I was pulled to the test by the king's father, I went, I was a father or an enemy, a daily beating, either with a wooden stick on the head, or punching and kicking, nothing but also like to pull up my feet, to an invincible Hot Wheels, I feel like I have the feeling of flying, just when I have the feeling of bungee jumping, clang, this dad is not serious, patted my body, and threw me aside when I didn't react.

It's over, paraplegic, because I can only blink my eyes, the rest can't move, there are countless angry scoldings in my heart, you treat Lao Tzu as a Spartak baby, beat every day, play every day, play well, paraplegic, lie in bed every day, can't take care of yourself.

But the most annoying thing is that King Lao Tzu actually said that my physical fitness is not good, and he wants to eliminate me and let me destroy myself.

My mother, Concubine Yue, don't talk about it, a princess of a tribal alliance country, she is more stubborn, and she doesn't know how to please the king, everyone else is competing with the king on the kang, she is good, the king doesn't come every day, and in the end I can't be favored, and she is also completely in the cold palace because of her son's inadequacy.

At the beginning, my mother was there, I could be a little better, after all, only my mother was good in the world, I couldn't move, but my ears were very good, and I heard her often say to me alone, she was robbed by my father to be the princess, she was already good-looking, so she hated it.

In the end, the kingdom couldn't stand it because she was cold, and she couldn't kill me in the face of me, so she went into the cold palace and never saw you again, my God, Mother, you can't do this, if you die in it, what should I do, I'm still in bed, don't joke, don't joke.

My darkest moment came, I really wanted to talk to Meng Po, but unfortunately, I didn't even have the strength to commit suicide, once the king Lao Tzu also valued me, but I just couldn't get used to my mother, and now my life and death don't seem to matter at all to the royal family.

The king has no shortage of women, and he grabbed one back when he was in a bad mood that day, of course, he did not lack children, I once doubted that this old guy was a professional breeder reincarnated, and this combat power can be called a fighter among men.

The palace maids and eunuchs never washed me, stuffed a funnel in my mouth, usually poured some porridge and liquid food, and I also had the ability to swallow, so I lived like this.

I regret reincarnating in the royal family, that harsh environment, it is better to find an ordinary family, now I have a meal every day, and I have to endure my own urine and urine, the palace maids and eunuchs will not be so kind to you every day.

But one day, when I felt that I was dying of thirst, a eunuch who was four years older than me passed by me, and when he saw my pale face, his eyes seemed to beg him, and at last my pity touched him.

I am grateful to this guy in my heart, his name is Xiao Duzi, he is the second benefactor in my life in addition to my mother, I thank him, he helped me clean up a lot in life, but sores in summer, cold in winter, I feel more bitter than the eighteen layers of hell this year, although the eighteen layers of hell have not been to, but on the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, it is estimated that this is the case, I clearly understand that the underworld is better than the yang world, and the eighteen layers of hell are in the world.

About two years later, I was already used to this kind of life, and suddenly one day, the king Lao Tzu let me live in the medicine palace, and I heard that there were many people in the royal family who died young, and the king wanted to cure me.

I have been paraplegic for many years, where is it so easy to cure, it's good to be alive, this is to blame, blame himself, who let him work day and night, resulting in the quality of the back is not good, only then did I find out that my quality is so good, it is definitely ISO90001 certification, but no matter how good the quality is, it can't be violently detected.

Medicinal baths every day, feeding Chinese medicine, all kinds of genius treasures to me, but sorry, there is no use for eggs, the king was disappointed later, about two years after the drug stopped, at this time I was 12 years old.

Xiao Duzi is 16 years older than me, and I asked him, why are you such a waste with me, it's really a waste of time.

However, Xiao Duzi's answer surprised me, he said that he was a boy brought by my mother, born yin and yang, with male and female things, and my mother did not dislike adopting him from the age of 5.

It seems that this good person and good deed still have to do a little more, it is difficult to ensure that it will be used in the future, and finally my mother died, and the palace asked him to go to the livestock house to feed the livestock, and he did not have a good life, and then Xiao Duzi said that my father asked him to come and serve me, and the old bastard had a little conscience.

I finally saw my own people, and I was called a cool one in my heart, although there was no big ideal, at least I didn't have to go hungry anymore, and I had someone to take care of my basic life.

It's another year of spring flowers, I feel my body itching, stretching a lazy waist, this action that ordinary people will do makes my little Du Zi half dead.

"Young Master, you actually ..... ......" Xiao Du was very excited and looked at me with incredible eyes

I looked at Xiao Duzi's stunned expression, and then looked at myself, my upper body regained consciousness, and I could speak without stuttering.

The first thing I thought about was not how to live well, but I sighed from the bottom of my heart: "God, don't play with me, I can finally kill myself." ”

Lao Tzu has long had enough, Lao Tzu doesn't play anymore, reincarnated, what kind of thing is this?

Suddenly, a bright light rose in my head, and it was actually a statue of a god reflected in a bend of spring water, this god seemed to have seen it from my mother, yes, it was the moon god, the mark of the moon on my neck, an eye, with the tears of the moon god dripping on it, no wonder my mother said when she was dying, keep this thing well, no matter who you do, the prosperity of the big moon clan depends on me.

I'm going to go, my mother, you're too naΓ―ve, I have no power, I have no power, how can I revive it for you, and besides, husband and wife are originally enemies, I killed my father for you? Thinking about my brutal father, I don't think it's impossible.

The crescent moon spring in my head is actually the necklace left to me by my mother, the only souvenir item.

Out of the illusion in my mind, the little Du Zi in front of me hugged me tightly, and I also hugged him tightly, this is a long-lost freedom, a long-lost family and human touch, I have lived in the palace for so long, except for my mother and Xiao Duzi, I haven't found anyone humane.

"Xiao Duzi, you have to keep it secret, I feel like I'm going to be free."

"The little one understands."

The precious herbs that King Lao Tzu gave himself were all treasured by Xiao Duzi, but they were all deducted by the palace, and as for martial arts, I who had not practiced for many years, I was also at a loss, and God seemed to have given me another chance to be reborn.

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