That night, when the moon was in the sky, the light of the moon seemed to enter my necklace, I closed my eyes, silent in this moonlight, suddenly which goddess entered the mind, this is a space, the crescent lake in the space seems to condense something, and it didn't take long for a drop of moon tears to enter my body.

What's going on, of course, lying on the bed, touching my necklace, sure enough, a drop of dew appeared in my palm, then the thing in my mind is not an illusion, but what is the picture in my head, this tear of the moon instantly entered my body, the moon is the power of yin, and my paraplegia is caused by the impact of external forces.

Yuehua has a moisturizing effect, can it be said that this is my hanging? It's too low, I really can't stand this kind of blood, I must never let this thing repair my body, I have to let the story twists and turns, bizarre, mysterious, thriller, a variety of lines of development, but after my hard work overnight, I found that I thought too much.

Although Yuehua has a moisturizing effect, but this has a lot to do with years of integration of traditional Chinese and Western medicine, just when I was desperate, my father had a whim, and I don't know which of his meridians is wrong, I am the top ten in your family, there are so many children behind you, why do you want to let me be a paraplegic.

Ordered Ge Hong, the leader of the royal forbidden army, to practice hard qigong for me, I asked on the spot what kind of scientific logic this is, this Ge Hong also replied directly: "According to the king's secret decree, this king is the king of big birds, there are millions of lions, and today the next group of males are chasing the deer, it is not my wish, so I passed down the secret decree, if I return from the Eastern Expedition, the place where the existing big birds are located today is a subject country, and my eighteen sons have capable people to live in the prince's prison country, of course, the eighteen sons include the old ten stone Zhongtian, if I die in battle on the battlefield The prince can succeed to the throne, you can rest assured, I left four ministers to take care of the government. ”

My God, my dad is too arrogant, the country doesn't want it, he likes to fight, he is simply a war maniac, you can rest assured that you are left with four old ghosts, you are not afraid that the harem will become a green property.

The point is that I'm all crippled, and I'm severely crippled, can you not take me with you, I'm not interested in the throne.

After Ge Hong read it, I asked at the time: "Is the content of my Laozi's secret decree the same?" ”

"This minister doesn't know, compared to the king's idea of freedom."

"I'm all crippled, and he doesn't forget to torture me."

"Don't say anything, the king actually has a very close relationship with you, let me teach you when you are temporary, the foreign exercises, and the golden body will not be destroyed."

"Pass on your sister, which paraplegic can practice such a magic stick technique, you think I am that master mixed yuan thunderbolt."

"Who is the Mixed Thunderbolt? Chen has never heard of it, but this Buddhism's highest martial arts immortal golden body, the king feels that it is very suitable for you, after two years of recuperation, the king found that your upper body can move, so he decided that you can't continue to recover, take advantage of no intuition to cultivate the physical body, one of the purposes of this crusade is to find the Nine Turns Immortal Lotus for you, and reshape the golden body for you. ”

In my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, and I wanted to sing a classic children's song "Only Dad is Good in the World"

Hey, big brother, "Only Mom is Good in the World" Don't think that you can change the classic casually if no one reports it.

You have to take care of it! You have to take care of it!

Ben Shao can change it as much as he wants.

"My father, his brain hole is definitely very big, and he is still worried that I will get better soon."

"Immortal Golden Body" is really a book of Buddhist foreign exercises, belonging to the prefecture-level advanced exercises, this platform is not the same, the cheats are not the same, sure enough, the platform has high resources and a wide range, overlooking the big bird dynasty, there are several prefecture-level exercises.

The first step is to hit the head with a sandbag every day, my head is dizzy every day, it doesn't matter, if my father comes back from the Eastern Expedition and finds that my head has become as big as Wang Bi, the four ministers who care for life, will my father think that the eldest son of Uncle Wang's family next door to me will think of it?

Or don't think nonsense, my dad who only has martial arts in his heart doesn't care about the harem at all, there should be no mistakes in the harem, my grandmother is definitely the number one manager, and the harem is only organized.

Forget it, the male compatriots don't like the affairs of the harem, continue my cultivation, meditate after the head hit, and then wrap my head in gauze and medicine to maintain it.

My originally thick and thick duang, duang's overlord hair, has now been trained to become bald, and I don't know if I thought I had shaved my ordination.

The head training is not good, and I began to change positions, not to mention, my father's method is not bad, I don't feel it below the stomach, and the back feels not obvious, day after day, after taking a medicated bath, and then change the position to play.

As a result, what I didn't expect was that this immortal golden body was too comprehensive, and the balls had to be practiced, and I looked at the usually kind-eyed, tall and interviewing Master Ge Hong.

His appearance is very contradictory, it's not that I can't tell me clearly, people who practice martial arts are so idiots and crazy, when they interact with people normally, they are often paralyzed and straightforward, and once they practice martial arts, they look crazy.

"Master Ge, what are you holding in your hand?"

"Sand sticks"

"We are old acquaintances, can you have something to discuss, don't stick and stick at every turn."

"The king said, your immortal golden body must be in all directions, and the lower yin must also be practiced, if you don't want to die, you must practice."

"You listen to me......."

Before I could finish, I was beaten up in Spartan mode.

"Ahh

"Whew!"

"Grass!"

After I was done, I said to Ge Hong in a shrill voice: "Is the dead ghost finished?" ”

Ge Hong couldn't stand the voice of a eunuch like me.

"No, the saint said that you shouldn't have consciousness in that place, that's why he didn't practice for you to practice."

I sighed with emotion in my heart, what a great father's love, I was afraid of pain, let my son practice, and sure enough, when there was no danger, my father was the biggest pit.

"You are stupid, paraplegic can still give birth to a baby, my central nervous system is not completely broken!"

Of course, for an ancient person who didn't understand the central nervous system at all, what did I do with him, and what did science and technology fall behind.

Then my hard life gradually changed from sand sticks to wooden sticks, wooden sticks to iron rods, beating and tempering every day and night, and even my little Du Zi followed me in training.

Hahaha..... Gong, the husband pays off, I am the undefeated II Shi Zhongtian in the East, iron file, Gong is finally practiced, pain and suffering coexist, every time I feel like being trampled by 10,000 people, I was crushed and fainted, fainted and woke up with a basin of cold water, my little Du Zi couldn't bear to look at it for a while, blocking this Ge Hong, but this frantic minister didn't care at all, as if I didn't die they wouldn't be happy.

At this moment, I want to write down my thoughts in 10,000 words, but my hands are swollen like bear's paws, so I don't complain.

The battle for the throne of the past dynasties, this vulgar story, I don't want to participate in it at all, my ideal in life is to eat all the food in the world, talk about the beauty of the ages, by the way, I also hate those stallions, I don't understand, women are so headache stuff you are not tired, just engage in one as a soul mate, or don't get married, people like me, how can they be so vulgar, I must learn from Brother Congcong, only pick honey in the flowers, and never step on flowers.

However, when the seventh day of the seventh month of July, the romantic night of the Tangram Festival, I was lying alone on my bed full of urine smell under the moon before the flower, of course, it was not that I couldn't urinate and urinate independently, the main thing was that I was used to wetting the bed, and wetting the bed was a kind of flying feeling, when you were lazy to move, you dreamed of looking for a toilet, and as a result, you might have to get up to pee if there was a little leakage.

And I won't, I will dream of the toilet in an instant, immediately open the gate and release the water, of course, this can't be blamed on me, years of paraplegia make me feel that I am still an abnormal person, the current biological condition is that I have consciousness of urine and urine, I can control it, but my legs can't move, my calves were once shriveled and the muscles atrophied, after continuous efforts to cultivate the immortal golden body, now my legs can not atrophy.

It was a hot day, I went to dry the crotch of my pants, I didn't want the crotch to smell, it seemed to have a soft spot for urine bees, so it kissed that part of me, but Xiao Duzi thought that the bees should not be able to stand the smell of me, so he stinged.

It seems to be far away again, we "compass is turning" to say that on the night of Qixi Festival, there are many Kong Ming lanterns, and there is dog food everywhere at night, I lie alone in bed, absorbing the essence of moonlight, my chain can absorb Yuehua, Yuehua is like Liuwei Dihuang Pill has the effect of nourishing yin and nourishing the kidney.

Suddenly, a bat appeared in the moon sky, yes, I was not dazzled, it was one, not one, my language was still a little bit of a quantifier, the elite of the compulsory education industry.

A dead bat flew into my yard, a pair of blood-red eyes scanned the surroundings, suddenly swept at me, and then stared straight at me, as if I were his first love.

Gliding down the movement is clean and agile, pulled out a dagger, and stabbed it towards my heart, of course what can I do as a semi-paraplegic, I can only lie down and still kill me, I am absolutely not hanging, the immortal golden body is not as strong as you think, I was punctured in the chest with one move, but my right chest cavity seems to be increasing in bone density, closing, causing the dagger's tip track to deviate.

If I don't deviate, the second chapter will hang, and how many people will say that I am a god-like screenwriter, so I can't die.

I was hanging in the balance, suddenly a head thirty centimeters long, about two palm-sized dogs ran out, I pretended to faint at the time, squinting at it, I, it was my mother gave me Wangcai, looking like Erha, really ignorant and fearless, you can beat other people's two-meter-high bats like this?

The bat was about to take the dagger from my chest, but the dog barked loudly, and its body seemed to be getting bigger, growing to about five meters at the speed of the naked eye, which was as awesome as a howling dog.

My little Erha bit the bat man to death, Xiao Duzi doesn't know martial arts, and can only watch from the side, and when he sees my side of the victory, he also comes out and heals me.

"Master, are you alright?"

"I think back to me, what did I do just now?"

Xiao Duzi's small head and small eyes are full of ghosts, and he grinned and said, "I feel that the master's destiny will definitely be defeated, so I won't make trouble." ”

"You have self-knowledge, let Wangcai spit it out, look at who that guy is, Lao Tzu has become like this, and there are still people who are not at ease."

Erha spits out the bitten batman and waits for General Ge Hong to arrive. For example, Shi Zhongtian is the prison of the country, and after being elected to the prison country, he has to face the provocation of the prince and the difficulties of the minister.