I and Xiao Lizhi glanced at each other, and then said in unison, "It's over!" It's trouble again! ”

looked at the bigwigs, including Li Shimin and Cheng Yanjin, drinking wontons while continuing to drink and chat. I really can't imagine what this group of people will look like when the drug strength comes up, and what a miserable scene I will be in the future after I am found to have drugged people......

"Huh! Why don't we slip away! I whispered to the award.

"Where can you slip away?" The award also said with a depressed face.

Xiao Li thought for a while and interjected: "It's really useless to slip, let's hurry up and think about how to remedy it!" ”

After these big guys were full of wine and food, we didn't discuss any good countermeasures! Although Xiao Lizhi suggested that she go to the imperial doctor to discuss, I looked at Xiao Lizhi's eyes and seriously suspected that she was just looking for an excuse to slip away. However, I think it's a good idea to find a doctor to discuss, and I can only roughly explain the effect of my Epsom salts, and that this thing really can't rely on antidiarrheal drugs to neutralize it in addition to inducing vomiting and stomach lavage......

After calling the Hu service guard over, I learned from Xiao Li's mouth that this was not actually a guard, but a eunuch who was in charge of food, but according to the eunuch's words, he had tasted all the meat himself, and tested it with a silver needle, anyway, the eunuch thought it was safe food. However, under the coercion of the technical questioning of the award, he still offered the follow-up cooked meat, which was specially repurchased from the people at a high price after Wang Qifang, the county magistrate of Taolin County, heard that His Majesty liked to eat these cooked meats, and then offered them to the people...... I guess that's how the blue meat got in!

"By the way, what about the meat I packed for you? The dose of medicine in there is even greater! "I suddenly remembered the few pieces of meat that had been injected with mannitol for the gang in the pit county order. When the prize saw me ask her, she replied directly: "Those are those! I'm looking for a chance to throw that little fat man named Zhen Kansai! ”

Forehead! It turns out that those are also in the hands of the county commander, wait! Wouldn't they have offered those pieces as well?

"It's over!"

Thinking of this, I saw that this group of bigwigs was about to leave, so I breathed a sigh of relief, and then prayed that these people would go home quickly! I hope the effect doesn't take effect now! In addition, I also specially instructed the award to make sure that Cheng Yanjin and Aunt Pei were arranged to go to the inn in the customs as soon as possible, so as to save them embarrassment!

I, the award and Xiao Lizhi were making confessions on the side, ready to grit their teeth and not be able to recruit, and by the way discussed how to throw the black pot to the prefectural order who offered meat. We heard Li Shimin put down the big bowl at the banquet and said, "Old friends! You're all full of wine and food! Haha, take advantage of the excitement now! Let's move on to the next event! ”

Forehead! Ha? What's next? Li Shimin's words stunned me. What a familiar passage! Forehead! Isn't this what those later generations said when they were ready to go to Yilong after drinking and eating? Why is it already in vogue now? Proposed or the emperor? I'll go! This is too ~~ exciting! These gang of bigwigs, they won't really go to a one-stop event with the emperor! Anyway, are these already there? I think there really is! I guess it's still legal!

Just when I was thinking about it, these gangsters were already cheering, and Cheng Yanjin and Li Shimin actually took the lead in getting out of the car and walked out, and these two also grabbed me at the same time and pulled me too!

"Huh? Take me with me? I was almost stupid when I was pulled away, and muttered to myself, "This is too exciting!" My father-in-law and the emperor forcibly dragged me to a one-stop activity after dinner? Lao Cheng! Forget about the emperor, but I'm your son-in-law! How dare you take me! Isn't it embarrassing? ”

I was dragged away, and I was stupidly cranky, and then I completely forgot about the drugging......

I was directly pulled by Cheng Yanjin, and then thrown into his carriage, and then walked towards Hanguguan together. I looked out of the window of the carriage and found that the imaginary royal honor guard did not appear, but a knight opened the way in front of the head, and Wei Chi Jingde and Cheng Yanjin followed slightly back on horseback, Li Shimin in the middle, followed by those bigwigs who had only heard their names once, some riding horses and some riding in cars. And the carriage I rode in was at the back.

"Huh! Why don't you want the emperor to go out on patrol like that on TV! What gourd axe stirrup, quiet evasion card...... Why none of this! It's so ordinary, I'm disappointed! "I couldn't help but be disappointed when I saw the way I traveled.

After the team entered Hangu Pass, they walked forward for a long time before they stopped at the door of an ordinary-looking inn.

"Huh! How is the inn? Shouldn't you go to the Qinglou at this time? "Looking out the window at the ordinary, two-story inn, I wondered. I just said I was going to the next event! How did you come to this ordinary-looking inn!

When I was wondering, Cheng Yanjin dismounted and waved at me and motioned for me to follow. I had no choice but to jump out of the carriage and follow Cheng Yanjin to the inn.

But as soon as I entered, I saw that this place was really not the appearance of an inn, and as soon as I entered the gate, I saw a screen placed in front of me, which read, "Bathing body and bathing virtue", and then there was a block letter: "Bathing the body, when the sentient beings are wished, the body and mind are clean, and the inside and outside are clean." ”

After this look, I realized that this was not an inn, but a bathroom, and it seemed to be a public bath.

"Huh! Now there are public baths? Wait, the activity they're talking about isn't just bathing! Forehead! This can't be a green house disguised as a bathroom! "I can't blame me for thinking so, but I saw that there was only one door in this bathroom, and when I went in with them, it was a place to change clothes, and there were a bunch of horses and wicker baskets, and there was only a men's bath, no women's bathhouse.

"Huh! This is the basket! I watched Cheng Yanjin and the other bigwigs take off their clothes together and throw them into the wicker basket. And Emperor Li Shimin was also taking it off by himself, and he didn't see the legendary servant eunuch who served and served the wide clothes and untied belts or anything.

"Huh! Then I'll do it too! "Seeing that the big guys around me are like this, I had to take off my essence together. But I looked around, but there was no one else at all, and the people who were undressed here were all the big guys at the banquet just now, and the others didn't even have a guard.

When I was naked, I followed me into the inner room. When I looked inside, I found that the inner room was very large, and it turned out to be a large space with only pillars and a huge pool. It looks like a plunge pool. The pool was steaming hot, and it was a big bath in total. I looked around, but unfortunately there was no shower head. There is only a large pond and a pile of wooden basins on the ground, and the ground is covered with small bluestone slabs, which are not difficult to step on. However, the appearance of this pile of wooden basins and large bathing pools is very much like the appearance of a Japanese bath on TV.

After I looked around, I saw that the other bigwigs, including Li Shimin, had already gotten out of the pool, Li Shimin leaned on the middle of the innermost part of the pool, and the other bigwigs were also a little distance from each other, and they were all half-lying in the pool, making a look of enjoyment, closing their eyes and recuperating.

I went up and tested the water temperature, I'll go, it's hot! It looks like it's 50 degrees!

"Huh! With such hot water, they went straight in, and they weren't afraid of scalding their bald skin! After silently complaining, I sat down outside the pool, began to hold the wooden basin, scooped half a basin of hot water, and began to try to get my body used to the heat.

"Alas! Not even a cold faucet! It will take me half a day to get used to it! I poured water on my body and squeaked at the heat, and I complained to myself.

At this time, Li Shimin, who was in the pool with his eyes closed, opened his eyes and looked at me, and then smiled and patted Cheng Biting Jin, who was not far away, and said, "Old Cheng! Look at your good son-in-law, this little body is too delicate! Haha, I can't even stand some hot water! It's not as good as a big girl! ”

Can you compare me to my eldest daughter? Well? However, the meaning of these words seems to have seen Li Shimin see the eldest girl enter hot water! Oh yes! This product is the emperor, so it must be very fragrant when bathing in the palace!

Cheng Biting Jin was slapped by Li Shimin, opened his eyes and looked at me, and then followed Li Shimin's words and said: "Yes! I have to let this kid exercise more, it's too weak! ”

Hearing the words of the two of them, the other bigwigs also opened their eyes and looked at me, and they all laughed, laughing and making fun of me.

"Huh! I put up with it, who let these people be cattle! I can't afford to provoke it! I said to myself.

Just when the drunken bigwigs were sitting in the steaming pool water, their faces were slightly red, their faces were enjoying themselves, and they kept laughing at me. I saw His Majesty the Emperor in the innermost part suddenly frown, his eyes suddenly opened, and then I watched a yellow column of water under Li Shimin's buttocks soaked in the water, squirting out......

I looked at His Majesty the Emperor in disbelief, Li Shimin actually had diarrhea in the pool,! He looked at me, biting his lip and gently shaking his head at me, as if he was not excited!

Then he looked around and found that the other bigwigs were all unconscious in the water, and he slowly shook up to me, holding the edge of the pool with both hands, his body straightened, and he slowly stood up and walked out......

Wei Chi Jingde, who was originally staying next to the emperor, heard the sound of water, opened his eyes in confusion and saw His Majesty the emperor pouting, he opened his mouth and said, "Why are you going?" What a bubble! ”

The emperor was silent, and just about to come out, Nima! He scurried underneath him again, and a string of yellow liquid spewed out......

Originally soaked in the outermost part of the pool, Lord Wei Zhengwei, who was closing his eyes and recuperating, was shot in the head by Xiang like this, everyone present at the time was stunned, Lord Wei wiped the back of his head, he almost didn't get angry at that time, and roared: "Fuck me, fuck, what are you doing?" What the hell are you squirting out......"

I'm stupid, Wei Zheng, this old man, is too bold, and he actually exploded rudely at His Majesty the Emperor directly!

Then I saw the emperor howl: "I, I, I can't do it, I can't do it!" ”

Then he jumped out of the pool, because of his bare feet and the bluestone slab slippery, His Majesty the Emperor threw himself on the ground, he didn't care about the pain, his hands were dead, covering his buttocks, it didn't work at all! Xiang squirted from his five fingers in all directions, very energetic, and ......

At this moment, the pool erupted again, and the white fat old man inside couldn't stand it, and poured directly into the pool, and the pool was almost yellow, and the rest of the other bigwigs in the pool all came out at once......

I sat by the pool and watched in horror...... Cheng Yanjin also stood up holding his stomach, and ran out of the pool, spraying as he ran...... The face is green.

In the end, Master Fang Xuanling and Lord Du Ruhui, who finally climbed out of the pool, looked at each other after they came out, and they couldn't bear to turn their heads, so they listened to two "poofs" ~ The two brothers also started to fight......

The bathhouse is blown up, and the bigwigs are lying, standing, running, and jumping. It was all painful, and for a while, poof, poof, poof......

On the wall, underground, by the pool, on the pillars, on the door, Huang Xiang is everywhere, really "flying"......

The chaotic sound inside finally alarmed the outside, and a team of personal guards, who were estimated to be Li Shimin, heard the movement, and then opened the door to take a look, and directly petrified......

If you want to say that Li Shimin will be worthy of being a real man with iron man, he is too energetic, he lay on the ground and roared angrily: "Get out of the...... And then under the horrified gaze of a team of guards. His Majesty the Emperor sprayed directly onto the roof, which was really three meters high......

I stood up abruptly and rushed out, and then closed the door, I and the guards were about to cry outside the door, I could feel how much shock His Majesty the Emperor had just brought to the guards, one of the guards trembled and said: "Inside~ Those adults inside, he~they~ Is this a game?!" ”

I cried and said, "How do I know! However, what I do know is that we all seem to see things that we shouldn't see! We won't be silenced! Woo woo woo~"

In fact, I panicked even more, if it was found out that I had drugged it, then I would be talking nonsense! It's the kind that no one can save!

I sat on the floor against the door, thinking about how to hide this from me and how not to hide it, and then I heard the guards start muttering to each other what was going on after they had panicked again.

Anyway, I heard someone say that these bigwigs are practicing a kind of evil martial arts in the bathhouse......

And what kind of health preservation is this......

"Huh! These people are so bold! I'm not afraid of being settled and killed by the autumn queen! You dare to talk about gossip so quickly......" I complained in a panic.