Chapter 92: 109 Trouble Again
When I came to the door, the guard said to me and the prize, "Young Master of the Li family! Your Majesty and those adults are just eating some meat and liquor now, which is not good for their health! Let's see if you're going to bring out some other food! Just now, Wang Xianling told me that you have a very delicious dumpling here, so could you please take out some and give them to the adults? ”
Wang County Order? By the way, the Wang County Order he said should be the one who has always called himself 'this official'! Unexpectedly, this product will advertise that my dumplings are delicious? But he probably hasn't tasted it! Oh! By the way, I think about it, he is in the same group as the little fat man named Zhen Guanxi! Forehead! That's not right! They were obviously insulting the princess's family just now, and they were arrested by the emperor! How can you betray me again? Didn't punish them?
Thinking of this, I hurriedly asked, "Then the county order was not punished?" ”
The guard looked at me suspiciously and said, "Punishment? Got it! was fined 20 yuan! You're being pulled away, I'm asking you, do you still have that dumpling? ”
"Yes! Wait! I'll get it for you! After saying that, I muttered, "Why did you pay the fine?" The punishment for insulting the princess's whole family is so light? He walked towards the tent.
After I returned to the tent, I crossed back to the mall from the tent, took 10 bags of quick-frozen wontons, and then took shrimp skin seaweed, coriander, and soy sauce vinegar sesame oil, and then returned to Datang, and then walked towards the 'Xuanjia Iron Award' with these things. When I got out of the tent, I also specially called Li Chongwu and asked him to bring a honeycomb coal stove to come over to help.
After I gave everything to the guard waiting for me at the door of the car, and then taught the guard how to cook wontons, I was called into the car again, and was called to Cheng Yanjin's side again, and began to accompany them to eat and drink.
"Huh! It's for me to accompany the bar! "However, it is much better to accompany the wine at the table than to be like the award and Xiao Li, who can only help pour the wine, at least you can still sit. Although I can only laugh and listen to these cows while drinking and bragging.
After I was poured and drank 2 glasses, I noticed that these big people who had been holding the wine bottle and blowing on the bottle didn't know when they put down the wine bottle, and they all picked up the wine glass and started drinking, and after I drank 2 glasses, I noticed that the wine glass I was drinking was actually a gin made of pure gold!
"Wow! Pure gold! "I deliberately picked it up again and bit the glass with my teeth. I really gritted my teeth and went up!
Looking at the meat pieces and ham that other people were holding in their hands are gone, these meats have also been cut into thin slices, and then placed on a beautiful high foot plate, and the meat slices have been deliberately put out of various tricks, which is very beautiful!
"Huh! Before I went to get the wontons, they were still holding the whole piece of meat and nibbling on it, so why did they work a little more! It's all civilized? Still slicing and changing to a plate? This wine is not blowing on the bottle? What the hell just happened? I was confused, and then, after I took the opportunity to leave the table, I pulled aside the prize that had been helping to pour the wine and asked, "Prize!" How civilized they are! The eating and drinking just now are obviously very rough! ”
The prize pursed his lips and said, "What else can I do!" It's not that old man's bad idea! ”
"An old man who is in ruin?"
The prize pointed to the middle of the banquet with his chin, and I realized that there was a little old man in the banquet, and it seemed that he came over when I went to get the wontons just now! However, looking at this forty or fifty-year-old man, calling him an old man is actually a bit unworthy of the name, but I guess it's because the award doesn't like this old man's suggestion, so I guess it's because I call him an old man!
"Oh! Who's that? Just here? ”
"That old man's name is Wei Zheng, and he hates it very much!" At this time, Xiao Lizhi came over and replied for the prize.
But looking at Xiao Li's appearance, it is estimated that she will not want to see this person.
"Wei Zheng?" Forehead! Come to think of it! Another big celebrity! I remember that this product was claimed to be "the most prestigious counselor in the history of China"! A famous mouth cannon master!
No wonder both the award and Xiao Lizhi don't like him! But I haven't touched him yet, so I don't bother him much. But I remember that this man should be a well-known upright man! No wonder it will make the rough scene just now turn back to the normal banquet appearance!
"Huh! There's nothing wrong with ruining the fun! Look how good it is now, these people don't shout loudly, they don't blow and spill bottles, how good is that! At least now they don't plague our dwellings anymore! Look what they have done to our beds! ”
After listening to me, the award looked at the bed that was already full of footprints, and nodded depressedly.
"Besides, look at how beautiful this meat looks when it's sliced and put on a plate! You see, there are also side dishes here, how beautiful this plate of meat slices is decorated, there are red, green and blue! How pleasing to the eye! I looked at the platter of cooked meat with a few spinach leaves and a few lotus roots and petals on the high plate of the feast, and complimented.
"Huh! Wait, what a little bit wrong! "As soon as I finished boasting, I felt that something was wrong." Forehead! Red, green, blue? Wait, red ham slices, green spinach, uh! What the hell is this blue slice of meat? I'll go! Who cut the slices of meat? Don't you think the color of the flesh is blue and suspicious? I identified the slices of meat on the tall plate, then looked at the blue slices in disbelief and said to the prize.
"Who cut these things! In other words, didn't all those blue meats be taken out for Xiao Meiniang to play with? How did you get to the plate! ”
The prize looked at the blue meat on the meat plate, and his face became as ugly as mine, and then said, "This! I don't know! These are all suggested by the old man Wei Zheng to slice and put them on the plate! He didn't say that it was too rude to hold and gnaw, and then let people cut it! ”
"What can I do?" "Huh! What kind of medicine are you taking in those blue meats! There won't be a fatality! My dad ate it too! The award asked anxiously.
"Human life will not come out! Forehead! Probably not! All I took was laxatives, and they didn't seem to eat much! Let's hurry up and take all these blue ones first! Forehead! Look, Your Majesty has eaten another piece of blue! ”
After watching Li Shimin pick up a piece of blue meat and chew it in his mouth, he nodded with satisfaction, and deliberately picked another piece of blue and sandwiched it, and ate it again, as if he was more satisfied with the blue one! "Huh! Then go and serve it down! ”
After listening to my conversation with the prize, I wanted to serve all the meat slices on the banquet, but before we could serve them, we were pulled out by the guard who cooked the wontons. Instead of waiting for us to serve the big bowl with the wontons, and after we served all the wonton bowls and then distributed a bowl to each adult, we were sad to find that the meat slices on the high plate were swept away by these bigwigs in such a short period of time, and they were all eaten up!
"It's over! He's in trouble! Forehead! Is this a pot? I said depressedly!