Fool, this is definitely a fool!

Not only stupid, but also crazy.

The eldest grandson Wuji said in his heart, how is this kid different from ordinary people.

Li Shimin suppressed the anger in his heart, resisted the urge to draw his sword and cut Li Mohan, and asked curiously:

"Master Li Shaozhuang, I ...... What a strange person! A certain virtual is more than ten years old, and he also calls you a good nephew. I'm curious, why don't you want to be a colt and marry a princess? ”

Li Mohan touched the folding fan on the table, opened it, and fanned it lightly twice.

The handsome action made Li Li's beautiful eyes flash, but then he resented him again.

Li Mohan looked at the eldest grandson Wuji and Li Shimin, and said in his heart that one of you is the emperor's brother-in-law as the prime minister of the dynasty, and the other is a relative of the Duke of Yiguo, so naturally you value the emperor's relatives and relatives, climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix. I, Li Mohan, am not that kind of person. Seeing that they were puzzled, Li Mohan explained:

"This man has his own ambitions, and he should not force them. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. I didn't want to be the one who clings to my relatives. Pony, who loves to do it, I'm not rare! Besides, those princesses are all pampered, pampered, unreasonable, called husband and wife, belonging to the monarch and ministers, they can't be beaten, they can't be scolded, and they will be guilty of despising the royal family if they are not careful. This marriage is about the right family, who dares to be on an equal footing with the royal family? Marry a princess and come back, the one who marries back is not a daughter-in-law, that is a grandmother who comes back, and you have to offer! I'm not that stupid! ”

On the next seat, Li Liqing's face turned red when she heard it. Who is brutal and willful? Who is pampered? Who is it called!? I'm!

But Li Mohan said it roughly. Li Shimin and eldest grandson Wuji are not easy to refute him.

And the sentence 'Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it.' I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoes to make fields, but it faintly reveals the meaning of a hermit master, and it also reveals a chic and uninhibited charm, which greatly changes the attitude of Li Shimin and the eldest grandson Wuji towards Li Mohan.

Li Mohan continued to talk eloquently:

"Besides, why can't this princess marry, the most critical one is that this concubine can't make love with the princess if she wants to, and she has to go through the permission of the female official and review, which is too TM nonsense. Between this husband and wife, the love between men and women, I still have to report!? What man can stand it? I've heard that there are very few princesses in history who have good feelings, and even some of them have never even touched a princess in their lives, which is too scary. Therefore, the princess must not be married. ”

"Flutter!" Chunhua and the other four maidservants were shy and couldn't help it. The young master of his own family is obviously still a young man, but he is talking about the relationship between men and women here, which is really ridiculous.

And Li Lizhi only heard it with a red face, and scolded Li Mohan in her heart for being a prodigal son who was not ashamed. He resented him for not taking the princess in his eyes, and was ashamed and annoyed, and his heart was in a mess.

Hearing Li Mohan say a little excessively, Li Shimin coughed dryly, wanting to quickly lead away from this embarrassing topic, but unexpectedly, Li Mohan became more and more energetic the more he talked.

"Hahaha, everyone is a man, they all understand. It's not to brag with you, it's not that Young Master Ben hasn't seen a princess, if he really wants to marry, Young Master Ben would have married him a long time ago, why should Li Er be that big favor? ”

"Huh?" Li Shimin almost asked, when did you see my daughter? Could it be that Li Mohan has already seen through Changle's dress?

Li Lizhen was also shocked, thinking that Li Mohan was talking about her.

"Uh~~~ I didn't say it must be the princess of the Tang Dynasty. Look at you one by one, what kind of expression is this? ”

"Oh, yes, isn't there a Turkic princess still being held in your house?" The eldest grandson Wuji said suddenly.

Li Mohan's face was full of pride, and he was already a little fluttering. It's a great feeling.

"That's right, there are more princesses in the world, don't say that we are not rare, we just want to marry, this Tubo, Turkic, Tuyuhun, Gaochang, Goryeo, Nanzhao, Persia, etc., etc., there are more princesses in the world, just rely on our conditions, if you want money and money, you want to look good, you want to be talented, you can marry any of them!"

Li Mohan said unashamedly.

Li Lizhi first looked disdainful: Nonsense! I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue!

But in the ears of people like Li Shimin and Eldest Sun Wuji, it means something else. Li Shimin's face was already dissatisfied with the frost, and his murderous aura was awe-inspiring. The eldest grandson Wuji also lowered his face.

"What, Master Li, are you going to communicate with foreign countries?"

This Li Mohan has a divine object in his hands, and a huge amount of wealth, a fortified city like Lijiazhuang, and more than 3,000 well-equipped villagers under his command, if such a person is connected to foreign countries, the threat is too great, and it must be eradicated no matter what.

Li Mohan didn't realize that he was dancing in front of the ghost gate, and if he was not careful, he would face annihilation.

Still with a hippie smile, he explained:

"What is the foreign language?! I'm here to earn back face for the Tang man! Why do they all marry the princesses of the Central Plains to foreign countries, why can't they be Tang Dynasty men marrying foreign princesses? You marry a princess and a relative for the people of the Tang Dynasty, and marrying a foreign princess is a great crime of treason? It's all good things to enhance friendship and benefit the two countries, so why favor one over the other? ”

"Well said! Brother Han, what you said is so good! ”

I saw Ash Nayun jumping out of the back hall with a gust of fragrant wind, clapping his hands and applauding.

She was dressed in a light blue Turkic dress, a pair of riding boots, her skin was better than snow, her delicate and beautiful face, her high nose and her deep light blue eyes had a seductive charm.

In the past few days, I have been familiar with Li Mohan, and Ashinayun, who has been completely conquered by Li Mohan's food, has become Li Mohan's little fan sister, and her title has also become Brother Han, Li Mohan was strongly opposed to her calling her so at first, afraid that Su Linger would hear that she would have ideas, but she couldn't stand the fact that the Turkic flower was getting sweeter and sweeter and called him like this, so she went with her, anyway, it wouldn't be long before she was going to send her away.

Li Shimin looked at this Turkic flower, couldn't help but be stunned, couldn't help but sniff the strong fragrance of roses emanating from the air, and was intoxicated.

Although it was not the first time that Eldest Sun Wuji had seen her, this time her appearance still made him look at her a few more times.

Even Li Junxian, who was used to seeing the beauties of the harem, couldn't help but be stunned.

Seeing that she was so gorgeous, Li Li couldn't help but feel a little unconvinced, and secretly scolded that she was a good fox. At the same time, I wonder why she smells so good.

She looked at Li Mohan, only to see this disciple pretending to be angry and saying to Ashinayun:

"How did you get out? How's that, is this rose essential oil soap any good? Like it or not? ”

Asnayun was like a little girl, and she didn't care about the eldest grandson Wuji and a few other guests, she turned around twice in front of Li Mohan, and her long skirt danced into a blue cloud, reminiscent of a beautiful peacock.

"You see, Yun'er's whole person has become fragrant. Yun'er likes it so much. Brother Han, you just said that you want to marry a Turkic princess? Don't go back! ”

Li Mohan was embarrassed, touched his nose and said:

"What, I just gave an analogy, just an example. Hurry back to the backyard first! I'll call you when I eat in a while, little gluttonous cat! ”

"No! Manly man, talk to count! If you say that you want to marry a Turkic princess, you can't go back, and Changsheng Tian will testify! Ashina Yunnu opened her mouth and looked unattached, very cute.

Li Mohan couldn't stand her coquettishness a little, and pretended to be angry and said:

"How can you be obedient and only listen to half of it?! I've said it all, I hate marrying a princess the most. ”

"However, our girls on the grassland are not pampered, and they are not rude and willful. Why don't you like it? Brother Li, don't worry, Yun'er can be very well-behaved. It's about the national body, and Ashinayun is a little reluctant.

In order to send this increasingly unspeakable Turkic girl back to the house as soon as possible, Li Mohan pretended to be impatient and said:

"Okay, well, marry, marry a Turkic princess. Marry your sister, marry your sister, just don't marry you! ”

"Why?" Ashina Yun was in a hurry, and tears were about to come out.

"You're disobedient. If you don't go back to the backyard, you will delay the big event of this young master! Li Mohan continued to say angrily.

"That's... That Yun'er is obedient, Brother Han, will you marry Yun'er, right? Ashinayun walked to the backyard aggrievedly.

"Uh~~~ depends on your performance."

Li Mohan had a headache, and his heart was dark again.

It seems that the charm of Young Master Ben is really uncoverable. There was Su Ling'er before, and now there is another Ashina Yun, who has to marry Young Master Ben. Being a man like this, proud enough, right?

Li Lizhi, who was watching coldly from the sidelines, was so angry that she gritted her silver teeth, and hated in her heart: It's so shameless, you actually flirt and scold here in front of this princess and sprinkle dog food! Li Mohan, you duplicitous hypocrite, stinky boy, look at your lustful appearance, you keep saying that you don't like the princess, but you turn your head and mingle with this Turkic vixen, and leave her in the mansion! Adulterer and adulteress! Stinky and shameless!

This fox knows how to seduce people, how can she compare to my princess (me) of the Tang Dynasty? Where is she okay, to make you lose that bear? Hmph, I'm!

Li Mohan looked at Li Liqian's appearance, he would be mistaken, thinking that the handsome cream boy in front of him had fallen in love with Ashinayun, and his face was flushed with shyness, and he said that he was an innocent little beautiful man, and couldn't help but laugh:

"Hehe, what, this little brother also wants to marry a Turkic princess? If you like it, go after it yourself, it's the flower of the grassland. ”

also naturally hummed a few lines of song:

"The most beautiful flower of the grassland, the red Sa Rilang, a dream to the end of the world is full of flowers, wandering people have her in their hearts, thousands of miles will also look back."

Ashinayun, who has not yet gone away, listens to this song, and his heart is about to melt.

Even Auna could hear it, and her eyes were full of brilliance when she looked at Li Mohan.

If this is according to the rules of the grassland, it is a confession to Princess Ashinayun. The young man on the prairie expresses his love to his lover, and he sings love songs.

This Central Plains man can actually sing love songs? It's such a beautiful lyrics, such a beautiful melody, I have never heard it before, but it's obviously a grassland song.

This Li Mohan, she felt more and more that she couldn't understand him, and there was a mystery on her body.

Li Lizhi was also a little stupid for a while. Immediately, he became even more angry with Li Mohan inexplicably.

This damn bastard dares to flirt in public!

Li Shimin and eldest grandson Wuji saw Li Lizhen's puffing appearance, and quickly diverted the topic.

The eldest grandson Wuji first said:

"Well, virtuous nephew, let's not talk about the princess yet. It's good that the virtuous nephew is not a foreign country. You're right, there are many forms of harmony, and you shouldn't stick to the law. Since the virtuous nephew doesn't want a knighthood or an official position, he ...... I don't want a princess either...... That beauty, does that mean that you are not willing to sacrifice the two sacred objects of sweet potatoes and corn to the saints? ”

Li Shimin also waited nervously for Li Mohan to reply.

If it really doesn't work, then you can only take it hard. Although he is determined to be a Ming monarch and does not want to oppress the people, this is a sacred object related to the society, and he can't say it, so he can only grieve and sacrifice Li Mohan.

But Li Mohan shook his fan and said calmly:

"Zhao Guogong, Boss Qin, don't you just want sweet potatoes and corn seeds? Yes, I can give it to you, don't you just want food? I can also sell it to you at a fair price, don't I want to take back the treasures of the Tang Mansion from the Turks? I can give you all the eldest sons, and let you go to Li Er to get a fortune! However, you have to promise me one condition. ”

"Oh? What conditions? ”

The eldest grandson Wuji and Li Shimin originally thought that this matter would be to the point of swords and soldiers, but they didn't expect that Li Mohan would agree so happily and so generously, not only seeds, but also grain and even the money in the Tang Mansion. The two couldn't help but be overjoyed, Li Mohan wanted to make any request, as long as it was not too much, they were willing to agree.

Li Mohan's eyes rolled, the plan had been decided, and said:

"I know you have a good relationship with Li Er. I don't want any reward, I just hope that Li Er can send me a gold medal for avoiding death. ”

"Death-free gold medal?" Li Shimin and the eldest grandson Wuji glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, "Do you Li Mohan still know that you are afraid of death?" I thought you had the audacity to forget a few of your heads!

"Yes, the gold medal for avoiding death!"

Li Mohan said affirmatively,

"I made a big mistake by robbing the Turkic baggage and grass this time. I'm afraid that Li Er won't be able to spare me, my death-free gold medal is not for myself, but for my 13,000 people up and down in Lijiazhuang. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji comforted:

"Virtuous nephew, you are so reasonable, the Holy One will not blame you. Not to mention that you sacrifice a sacred object, that is, to rob the Turks, this is to recover the loss for the Tang Dynasty, it should be a great achievement, how can it be said that it is a capital crime? ”

The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, Uncle, you are generous, which will exonerate him. What can he say about his great sin of despising me and scolding me?

But I saw Li Mohan saying with a straight face:

"Zhao Guogong, it doesn't matter if I rob the Turks, the Turks finally came from the Longxi Trail this time to attack Chang'an. This world did not succeed, and the goods of the entire treasury of the Tang Dynasty were extorted, so they were willing to withdraw their troops and return to the grassland. Originally, with these goods, they all returned to the army satisfied. But when I robbed and killed and wounded thousands of Turks, I was in trouble. ”

Who are Li Shimin and the eldest grandson Wuji? As soon as Li Mohan said this, they who were well versed in the methods of the Turks immediately realized what the catastrophe Li Mohan was talking about.

Li Mohan continued:

"How can the Turks return empty-handed, and with a loss of soldiers, how can they be willing to go back like this? If my estimation is correct, they will surely plunder along the way, and the people of the states and counties along the way will suffer. ”

"Do you say, 'Can this calamity be small?' Can Li Er not clean me up? ”

yes, you're a kid. I can't spare you!

Li Shimin said in his heart.

Li Lizhi originally listened to Li Mohan admit that he had caused a big disaster, and gloated and thought, you kid, this is the end.

But somehow, I couldn't be happy in my heart.