Chapter 13 How dare you share accounts with the emperor like this?
In fact, on the way here, Li Shimin had already received reports from Jingzhao County and Yunzhong County on the looting of the Turks along the way.
There will certainly be more reports like this in the future.
It is believed that it will not be long before Jieli Khan will send an envoy to Chang'an to hold accountable for the destruction of the alliance of the bridge, and then extort money. This kind of back-to-back thing is familiar to the Turks.
Fortunately, I still hold the chess piece of Ashina Yun here.
What Li Mohan said, he has actually estimated it. He also knew very well that the Turkic habits would inevitably take revenge along the way.
"Just... That's it? Death-free gold medal? Li Shimin asked.
"Hmm"
Li Mohan nodded.
looked at the eldest grandson Wuji again, and said:
"Of course, if you can, Zhao Guogong, you are the emperor of the court, the uncle of the country, and the power is tilted towards the government and the opposition, presumably it won't be difficult to get a special sales license for me, right?"
"I wonder what kind of special permit the nephew wants?" The eldest grandson Wuji asked with interest, he wanted to see what kind of medicine Li Mohan sold in the gourd, so he didn't hurry to agree.
"Uh~~~ It's not a big deal, it's just sugar, salt, and so on. It doesn't take much, just enough for hundreds of thousands of catties. ”
Li Mohan replied lightly.
"Poof" Li Shimin squirted out a mouthful of tea.
Not much?
Hundreds of thousands of catties of salt?
Hundreds of thousands of pounds of sugar?
How much is that? I'm going crazy with poverty, and I can't have a few copper plates left, you kid can get so many things when you open your mouth, do you want to be angry?
This kid really doesn't want to live, so much salt and sugar, if he really dares to smuggle so much salt and sugar, how many death-free gold medals can keep him?
The eldest grandson Wuji snorted, and said in his heart that you asked me for a special permit in front of the emperor? Isn't this plucking the feathers on the tiger's mouth?
Seeing that the eldest grandson Wuji did not dare to express his position, Li Shimin interjected:
"Virtuous nephew, this salt, iron and sugar are all monopolies of the imperial court, you get so much privately, don't you want to die if you want money?"
Wait, no!
Where did this kid get so much salt and sugar?
The eldest grandson Wuji also thought of this joint, and threw an inquiring look at Li Mohan.
"Don't worry where the salt and sugar come from. I just tell you, I didn't get it from the official treasury of the Tang Dynasty. What you eat is also called salt? And that sugar, not to mention the black, not to mention the autumn, there are so many impurities, with a bitter taste, and it is embarrassing to call it sugar? ”
Li Mohan looked disdainful.
With a wave of her hand, she asked Dongmei to fetch some candy.
After a while, the caramel made from corn was distributed among several people.
Li Mohan taught them to peel off the outer layer of candy wrapper.
"Wow, soft and glutinous, so sweet sugar, and this sesame seed is so fragrant." Li Lizhen couldn't help but scream, her beautiful eyes flashing.
Li Shimin cast a stern look at her, so frightened that she quickly put away her little daughter's demeanor.
"It's sugar made from corn, and we call it starch sugar. What do you guys think? ”
"Well, sweet, soft, fragrant, no bitterness, it's really delicious." Li Shimin exclaimed. The eldest grandson Wuji ate two pieces in a row and nodded in agreement.
"As for the salt, you'll know when you eat later." Li Mohan sells a pass.
"So, what do you mean?"
Li Mohan sighed and said:
"Hey, although the little nephew has no intention of fame, he only likes to earn a little money to support his family. However, the world is like this, if there is no powerful as a backer, it will be difficult to do business in the Tang Dynasty. The business is smaller, but the business is a little bigger, and the powerful from all walks of life will be provoked, and if there is no backer, it will be eaten and squeezed. There's no way, the little nephew thinks, this is not enough, if you want to rely on the largest and thickest tree, that is Li Er! No one is bigger than him. This official can't be done, and the horse can't be deserved, but the little nephew can partner with him to do business, and he makes twenty-eight points of money, and he is two and eight of them. Anyway, I have a few novelty gadgets that I am confident that I can still make a lot of money, and if I partner with Li Er, no one will dare to make a bad idea. What do you guys think? ”
Li Shimin and the eldest grandson Wuji almost vomited a mouthful of old blood when they heard this.
Li Junxian directly covered his face speechlessly.
Li Lizhi was even more dumbfounded when she heard this: This money-greedy boy! Do you know who you're talking to? Do you dare to take the lion's share of the account with the emperor? Lighting a lantern in the toilet - looking for (death)?!
The eldest grandson Wuji and Li Shimin were so shocked by his words that they didn't come back to their senses for a while.
Li Mohan seemed to remember something, and suddenly realized:
"Of course, this is also indispensable for the two uncles. Otherwise, if you count each of you as one share, the business is done, and everyone has to make money, how about it? ”
Li Mohan said in his heart that since he had decided to pong Li Er's big tree, he naturally couldn't ignore his cronies, and the eldest grandson in front of him Wuji was Li Er's hardcore confidant. This Boss Qin seems to be Qin Qiong's own relative, and he is also Li Er's right-hand man. With them, business can naturally do well.
Since the two of them have been calling each other for a long time, they have unceremoniously called uncle.
"How? Uncle Eldest Sun, Uncle Qin? ”
The eldest grandson Wuji and Li Shimin exchanged glances, and after receiving tacit approval, they got up and said.
"Is this a special permit? I went to tell His Majesty that as for whether it can be done or not, it depends on whether I can drink this meal today. ”
Li Mohan was overjoyed when he heard this.
"Spring Huayue, quick, tell Uncle Zhong to slaughter the fattest pig and entertain the guests."
"No"
"Qiu Ju, inform the back kitchen, today Young Master Ben is in charge of the spoon himself, prepare the side dishes, and go to the vegetable field to pick some of the freshest vegetables."
"No"
"Dongmei, go, invite my father-in-law to accompany the guests, he drinks well, I'm afraid others won't be able to accompany him."
"Then, young master, do you want Sister Su to call us over?" Dongmei asked with a smile.
"Nonsense! Of course. Let her accompany Ash Nayun, that little girl, to talk. ”
Dongmei and they are all used to it, and they know that Li Mohan has no rules, and the people who take Li Jiazhuang have no rules.
Li Shimin and the eldest grandson Wuji were shocked.
"This ...... Doesn't that seem like a propriety? As far as I know, haven't you married someone yet? The eldest grandson Wuji said.
Li Mohan is going to teach him a lesson again.
"We don't have these stinky rules here, those so-called rituals are cannibalistic, so I don't abide by those pedantic rituals. My daughter-in-law and I are childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, free love, and not the kind of arranged marriage, the kind that we don't see each other before marriage. Since there are guests at home, there is nothing wrong with her coming to accompany her, besides, if there is something delicious, don't call her, I'm not qualified to be a husband. ”
"Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to be bold and reckless, but you are still a lover." Li Shimin said with a smile, thinking of the situation when he and the eldest grandson Empress were young, he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, and his eyes softened when he saw Li Mohan.
Li Lizhi couldn't help but say:
"Pig is cheap meat, can you eat it?"
Thinking of that fishy taste, I couldn't help but retch.
"Good! This handsome little guy, you won't eat meat for a while, just drink. Don't worry, I'll get you two vegetarian dishes with alcohol. ”
Li Mohan knew that this little guy named Qin Le was Qin Ce's nephew, and when he heard him say pork and cheap meat, he wanted to provoke her.
The heart said that you will know later, if you don't eat your cravings, I will wash your hair upside down to show you!
Food is the most invincible existence.
Li Lizhi rolled her eyes at him, her bright eyes and bright teeth, and her lips pursed lightly, which stunned Li Mohan, and couldn't help but jump out of her mind The YY picture of her kissing the little mouth jumped out of her mind. He was startled, and quickly suppressed his mind, silently reciting 'Su Linger', 'Su Linger', 'Su Linger', 'Su Linger', and then suppressed his terrible thoughts.
said that Li Li was qualified, but there was an indescribable feeling in his heart.
Is this invisible prodigal son and stinky boy in front of him so hurtful?
Listen to him, and go cook for yourself. Isn't it a gentleman who cooks far away?
By the way, what kind of gentleman is he, a stinky boy, a stinky rascal.
Also, what do 'childhood sweethearts', 'two little guesses' and 'free love' all say?
I was a little stupid in my heart.