Chapter 017 Brother teaches you to sing a song
Chapter 017 Brother teaches you to sing a song
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Liu Han stumbled and almost knelt down in front of Ma Jun.
Ma Jun, the first inventor of the Three Kingdoms, overturned, loom, repeater, guide car...... In the past and later generations, the "rice people" once said that Qian Lao can be worth five divisions! So for the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty, how much was Ma Jun worth? In this era when science and technology have not yet flourished and hundreds of schools of thought have been overthrown, perhaps less than one-tenth or even one percent of the wisdom and talents that Ma Jun in history could exert. If he is placed in the past life and the next life, is he a figure who can make the "rice people" shout how many divisions are worth?
After being stunned for a long time, Liu Hanshao pulled his gaze back to his eyes, smiled "kindly" at Ma Jun, and said "affectionately": "Brother accepts you as a personal disciple, are you willing?" ”
It's not that Liu Hanshao is thick-skinned, but his previous life was also a handicraft expert. If Ma Jun can be instilled with some knowledge and theories of science and technology in later generations, I believe that Ma Jun will be able to give everyone a big surprise.
Regardless of whether Ma Jun wants to or not, he has accepted this apprentice. Liu Hanshao stumbled back to the chair, climbed up, adjusted his buttocks, sat on the high coffee table, and waved at Ma Jun.
"Come here."
Ma Jun, who was already in a daze, walked a few steps in a daze, and was grabbed by Liu Hanshao on his shoulder. brackets, at this time you can understand why he wants to sit on the high coffee table, otherwise, he can't reach other people's shoulders.
"The master will teach you a sentence first, there is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts! Talking a little stammering, it's not a thing at all, believe it or not, the master has a trick, can he cure you Lisuosuo? ”
Wen Ping was curious, and looked inside with the door, and heard Liu Hanshao say to everyone again: "You all listen well, Xiaoma is my apprentice, no matter when and where in the future, whoever hears him speak and stutters, slap him in the mouth, if you don't fan, you won't give me face!" ”
Ma Jun finally reacted, and almost cried when he heard this, is this the master's trick?
"Jun'er, brother told you ......"
I just said that I would be a master, why would I become a brother again after a while? Is it better to call Han Shao, call the principal, or call the master and brother?
Seeing Ma Jun's distraction, Liu Hanshao slapped him on the back of the head. "Brother is talking to you, listen carefully!"
"Yes, brother......"
Ma Jun shouted very shyly, and the friends in the room suddenly felt chills all over their bodies, and they almost fell down en masse. Liu Hanshao slapped him on the back of the head again.
"Call the principal in front of the people, and call the master in the back!"
Ma Jun looked at the others on the left and right, and replied firmly: "Yes, principal!" ”
Another slap on the back of the head.
"Now this is the queen of people, they are all brothers' personal followers, and we are all our own people!"
"Yes! Master! ”
Ma Jun was really about to cry, but he didn't notice that he was talking like this word by word, and he didn't stutter at all.
"Jun'er, it's not difficult to speak neatly, as long as you don't get nervous, what you want to say, before you say it, think about it in your heart, and then say it slowly word by word, have perseverance, practice more, and you will naturally be able to get rid of your stuttering in the future. If you find it difficult at first, and you're afraid that you won't be able to say it well, then you sing, you know? ”
Ma Jun nodded thoughtfully, and Liu Hanshao shouted at the door again: "Hire'er, come in." ”
"Yes, Han Shao!"
Wen Ping walked to Ma Jun's side, saluted Liu Hanshao, and then stood upright, waiting for instructions.
Wen Ping doesn't call "principal" like other babies, this is what Liu Hanshao specially ordered. In addition to the friendship between the buried mother and the original simplified Chinese characters, there is also a main reason that Wen Ping was beaten too much, and Liu Hanshao was worried about giving the baby a psychological shadow, so sometimes he would fool Wen Ping with righteousness and awe: "Brother is for your good, and beating you is also for your good...... Jade is not cut into a weapon...... The more you are yourself, the more strict you must be...... Everyone else calls the principal, but you have to call Han Shao, because we are our own brothers......" So, Wen Ping was also a little addicted to being beaten.
"Hiren'er, today I will teach you a song, and it will be the school song of our Beibi school in the future. You go back and teach everybody, and everybody must be able to sing. After the morning gathering, everyone sings the school song together, and Jun'er is responsible for leading the singing, and then starts the morning run after singing, understand? ”
"Understood!"
Liu Hanshao got up from the high-legged coffee table, stood on the chair, his body was straight, as if he was tidying up his clothes, and looked at Wen Ping and Ma Jun with a serious expression. Belch...... Actually, I'm thinking about words.
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You don't see, the end of the Han army, the weak crown is the captive, please Changying,
You don't see, Ban Dingyuan, the peerless light cavalry urges the battle clouds!
The boy should be in serious danger, how can he let the Confucian crown miss this life?
The situation is that the country is in danger, and the feather is constantly fighting!
The flag is fluttering, the horse is Xiao Xiao, the gun is on the shoulder, the knife is on the waist, and the blood is like a frenzy;
The flag is fluttering, Ma Zheng Xiao Xiao, good man, good man, good man, serving the country in the future!
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Well, this was originally two songs, the first half was "The Song of the Intellectual Youth in the Army", and the second half was "The Flag is Fluttering". Liu Hanshao also learned it in his previous life when he watched the TV series about the expeditionary army, which was popular all over the country, and he wanted to sing which one in its entirety, but it was a pity that ...... He couldn't remember the words.
Fortunately, no one knows the little embarrassment now, and the sentence "The flag is fluttering" at the junction of the two songs, Liu Hanshao basically shouted out directly hoarsely, to be precise, starting from the flag is fluttering, and the next sentence is shouted.
Liu Hanshao has long wanted to teach everyone a song, and it is much better to raise his strength and cheer up when he listens to it, which is much better than watching this dilapidated Han Dynasty all day long. It just so happens that Zhongjun Zhong Ziyun and Ban Chao Ban Zhongsheng are both predecessors of the Han Dynasty, and their words are still there, and their ambitions are not far away.
"I am willing to receive the long tassel, and I will detain the king of Nanyue and cause his majesty!"
"If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get the tiger?"
In the end, the army died, and was victimized by South Vietnam; Ban Chao was successful and was knighted as Marquis of Dingyuan. Regardless of success or failure, their spirit is the unyielding backbone of the Han family's boys; incessant shouting; Immortal Worship; Undying glory!
Wen Ping is still young in the end, and like the female baby Ren Hongchang, he cried; Ma Jun was afraid of stuttering and gritting his teeth, Wei Guangzheng was not afraid of stammering, he also gritted his teeth and cried together; Even Shi Laodao's eyes were red, I don't know if there was a fire that rekindled the young blood, or if he cursed his Tianzun in his heart, why not let himself be younger, so that he would definitely have the opportunity to follow Han Shao to fight on the battlefield and make contributions.
Everyone followed Liu Hanshao one by one, and shouted with Liu Hanshao one by one. The children on campus heard the movement of the principal's office getting louder and louder, and they all gathered in twos and threes, some wanted to inquire what was going on, and some were tiptoeing to peek inside. Liu Hanshao simply took Wenpin and a few people outside to teach everyone to sing together.
At first they were very curious, they had never heard of this tune, and then they tried to memorize every word, every word, until at last they all stood straight, solemn, and hoarsely sang and shouted aloud.
This song ignited their chests, ignited their blood, and ignited the fighting spirit that they had never had before, but would definitely have in the future.
Just from the second day, Ma Jun walked to the center of the playground, faced the nearly 1,000 children in the school, let go of his throat, and became the leader of the school song. And at this time, Captain Wen, who was in charge of the assembly, also stepped aside and sang along with everyone. Since then, it has become a common practice that even if it is rainy and there is no way to run in the morning, the sound of the school song will still be heard on campus.
Not only the children in the school, but even the surrounding artisans and farmers have learned to sing along, and they like to sing along, but at the same time, Liu Hanshao gave Wei Guangzheng and the brothers of the guard team a gag order, and after going down the mountain, they are not allowed to sing!
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"Eighteen pleats of thin-skinned stuffing!"
"Eighteen pleats of thin-skinned stuffing!"
"Let's eat steamed buns today!"
"Let's eat steamed buns today!"
This is a vivid labor class, and the main speaker is naturally "Principal Liu". Nearly a thousand babies want to eat meat at once? It can only gnaw on its own fingers. But Liu Hanshao will always let the babies see some meat when conditions permit. But the babies are big and small, and there are fast and slow eats, and when they encounter something delicious, it is really difficult to let the strong babies carry forward the noble style of "gentleness, courtesy, and frugality". So, there is such a play today.
Ah, it's just that.
It is said that dumplings were invented by Zhang Zhongjing, and the original reason was that they were too unpalatable similar to synthetic Chinese medicine, so they were wrapped in dough, which is equivalent to a capsule in the past life and the next life. However, when Liu Hanshao thought about it, he relied on the head of the dumpling and bit it open, which was still unpalatable, if he swallowed it...... What a good voice and eyes?
And this bun was invented by Mr. Zhuge who is wise and close to the demon. It is said that after Zhuge Liang subdued the southern barbarians, he felt that the barbarians used the heads of living people to sacrifice, which was too low-end, so he asked people to wrap the meat filling with dough and pinch the appearance of a human head, to replace the head of a living person for sacrifice, so the name was called "barbarian head", and after slowly evolving, it became a bun. And the kind of "steamed buns" in the past and future lives are still called steamed cakes!
It's okay, it's okay, since Liu Hanshao has arrived, why wait for them to study blindly, poor ink, as the so-called "Believe in Han Shao, get buns." ”
Today, someone hunted a wild boar in the mountains and took it to the supply and marketing cooperatives as a price. The size of the pig is not small, but after peeling the skin and removing the bones, it is fed to the nearly 1,000 little piglets, and there is no guarantee that everyone can eat it.
The meat filling was chopped by Du Niang's command and mixed with cabbage...... Oh, now cabbage is not called cabbage, it is called siad. So it should be "wild boar meat with chiad stuffing".
The school kitchen was too small, so Liu Hanshao asked people to set up a table at the door of the cafeteria, and the sisters in the logistics department took the second class to learn to make steamed buns with Liu Hanshao. There are noodles, there are rolling skins, and there are hand-wrapping, whether it will be or not, anyway, it is in full swing. What is the result of dough and rolling skin, regardless of the moment, you have to get the bun out of the hand-made bag, right? If you have to comment in one sentence, it can only say that there are absolutely no two identical buns in the world. It's okay, it's steamed.
"Why are buns so beautiful?"
"Because the bun has flower folds!"
"Why are the buns so delicious?"
"Because buns have meat!"
Liu Hanshao wanted to take advantage of the time to make steamed buns and teach the babies to order poems and songs, which led to emotions, but unfortunately he couldn't think of the situation for a while. Count the Noble Treasures? No! Therefore, he purred out of his mouth, and the babies followed him bald. At first, he said a word, and the babies followed to learn a sentence, and then he said a word, and the babies corresponded to a sentence, and finally it became the one on the left side of the table, the one on the right corresponded, and the one who said the noodles, and the one who rolled the skin and the one who made the bun together. The mood is high, so I don't have to say it, but Liu Hanshao thought worriedly, just with the amount of spitting stars, the whole thing will definitely become soup dumplings......