Chapter 018 The end of the immodest fake Han

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The bun is hi, Liu Hanshao's eyes were suddenly shaken, there is no flashlight in this world, and there is no glass mirror, what can be so bright? Looking for light, I found that there was a little baby outside the school, and I was curiously looking into the school, brackets, the school has no walls, it is all a fence planted with stakes. But Liu Hanshao doesn't think that this little baby is a naughty mischievous person in his school, skipping class and sneaking out to play crazy, because this little baby is holding a big gun in his arms, which is a big cut longer than his size, and the reflection is the tip of this big gun, which is bright and shining. There is also an old man beside the little baby, with gray hair and vicissitudes of life, but his spirit looks good, and his waist and legs are straight.

Dropping the bun in his hand, Major Liu Han walked towards the gate of the school, and Wei Guangzheng, who was not far away, also found the old man and the young man, and hurried over in front of Liu Hanshao, and blew the hooligan whistle at the same time, one long and one short and three urgent. Hearing the whistle, five guards immediately rushed out of the school's security room, and several figures shook around the school, gradually converging.

Using a rogue whistle to contact and transmit a message, or Liu Han's less idea, different whistles represent different meanings, both simple and trouble-free, but also clear and clear, and at the same time have a certain degree of confidentiality, night and small area of use, the best.

Although it is impossible to isolate itself from the world in the northern mountains, there are guards at the intersection checkpoints. The sudden appearance of this old man and young man, without any warning from the sentry, was enough to make Wei Guangzheng angry, because this was not only the dereliction of duty of the sentry, but also his dereliction of duty. Especially the gun in the arms of that little baby, it is too eye-catching, if someone wants to be unfavorable to Han Shao, or if the gun is replaced with a bow, he may be able to kill Han Shao just now, and the consequences ...... The picture is too miserable to think. It's not that Wei Guangzheng has "paranoia of being killed", after all, that's what he did, and in his heart, he will never allow anyone to be unfavorable to Han Shao.

Yes, anyone!

Wen Ping was originally "playing with buns" with everyone, but he was smarter than other little babies, and after seeing the clues, Sa Yazi ran over, crossed Liu Hanshao, and chased behind Wei Guangzheng. Wei Guangzheng was on fire, and kicked Wen Ping to the ground.

"What are you doing here? I don't care about you! ”

This is actually a care between men, if there is danger, Wei Guangzheng does not want Wen Ping to run ahead. Wen Ping understood this, so he didn't talk back, got up and patted his buttocks, and continued to follow, but he was a little farther away from Wei Guangzheng, so he couldn't kick it.

People's hearts are really changed, and it seems that I didn't hurt them in vain. Liu Hanshao laughed in his heart, but pretended to be displeased and said, "Guangzheng, are you too nervous, don't you care about the etiquette?" ”

Wei Guangzheng realized that it was indeed rude for him to walk in front of Han Shao. It seems that people who stay with Liu Hanshao for a long time will become more and more "rude". Wei Guangzheng hurriedly turned around, and happened to see Wen Ping again, but this time he didn't want to kick him, but was full of approval.

When they arrived at the school gate, the guards had surrounded the old and the young from far and near. Wei Guangzheng followed behind Liu Hanshao, pressing the hilt of his sword with his hand, while Wen Ping was salivating over that little baby's big gun, and he couldn't wait to grab it immediately and play a trick. The little baby was also full of vigilance, and had already clenched the big gun in his hand, secretly on guard, but the old man was always calm and light, as if he had not heard anything in front of him.

Walking closer, Liu Hanshao asked with a smile: "Old man, what is your surname?" Where's the fight? Where to go? How many people are in the family? How many acres of land per capita? How many cows are there in the ground? ”

Everyone fell, and as soon as the little baby's hand was loosened, the big gun that was clenched down baldly, almost hitting the face of his feet. The old man finally couldn't continue to pretend to be a master of the world, so he smiled heartily, hugged his fists and replied: "There is Lao Shaojun to ask." The mountains and wilderness are scattered, Penglai Tongyuan, and his apprentices have traveled here, taking the liberty of bothering, and hoping for Shaojun Haihan. ”

People are not pretending to be superior, but really superior.

In this situation, Liu Hanshao just wants to crash and restart.

There has never been any record of Tong Yuan in historical materials, including the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", one of the four famous novels, and he should be a fictitious character in later literary works, known as "Penglai Gun God Sanren", is the master of Zhang Ren, the king of the Xichuan spear and Zhang Xiu, the king of the gun in the north, and in his later years, he accepted Zhao Yun as a closed disciple.

I always thought that I had traveled to the end of the serious Han Dynasty, where wars broke out and the people were struggling to make a living, but the unserious Tong Yuan was standing in front of him at the moment, how to explain this? Could it be that my brother is wearing a fake Hanmo? Wait, if this old guy is really Tong Yuan, then this little baby next to him is the No. 1 idol faction in the Three Kingdoms, the famous Zhao ...... Yunyun ......

Although he had already seen Cao Cao and Cao Mengde, who ranked first in the Niu Fork ranking at the end of the Han Dynasty, and secretly kicked him, Liu Hanshao still couldn't believe the situation in front of him, and even put his finger in his mouth and bit it.

Foul language, it hurts!

Liu Hanshao drooled, looked at the little baby, and didn't say anything for a long time. But fortunately, he is not the only one who has lost his temper, because Wen Ping is also bleeding, the difference is that Wen Ping is looking at the big gun.

Just when the little baby was furious by the two drooling and idiot-like people in front of him, and couldn't help but retreat, Liu Hanshao finally came back to his senses and asked tentatively: "You...... Called Zhao Yun? ”

The little baby looked surprised, but didn't dare to say anything, Tong Yuan was also surprised, arched his hand and asked, "How did Shaojun know about the ...... of the inferior apprentice?"

"Presumptuous! This is His Royal Highness Shi Hou! It's not a big deal......."

Wei Guangzheng had already held back the fire in his stomach, and now listening to Tong Yuan's shouting of "Shaojun, Shaojun" one by one, although it was not rude, it was not respectful, it was obvious that he was taking Liu Hanshao as a child, so he didn't wait for Tong Yuan to finish speaking, so he got up and reprimanded Tong Yuan, but his words were also interrupted by Liu Hanshao in time.

"Guangzheng must not be rude, Tong Lao is the honored guest of this marquis. Let's go, Tong Lao came from afar, come in with me to rest and drink tea. ”

Tong Yuan was even more shocked when he knew Liu Hanshao's identity, but he hesitated a little about Wei Guangzheng's reprimand, or whether he wanted him to bow his head to the powerful, or his eyebrows frowned slightly. However, Liu Hanshao didn't leave him a chance to think about it at all, and went directly up and dragged his sleeve to the school, as if the two of them were familiar with each other when they were young. Tong Yuan estimated that it was going to crash, and it hadn't been restarted yet, and he heard Liu Hanshao say again: "Hire'er, go and tell Du Niang that we have a distinguished guest, hurry up and make a table of good dishes." ”

Whether it is a compliment, or I don't understand why Liu Hanshao drools idiotically, and then pulls his sleeves enthusiastically, Tong Yuan always understands this sentence clearly, and suddenly has a little touch, and finally no longer holds the shelf of a master, or let go of the little arrogance in his heart, and hurriedly said modestly: "How can you be old and decayed, you can't be treated so favorably by Your Highness." ”

"Deserved, deserved, go in and say, go in and say ......"

Liu Hanshao has already pasted his hot face up, how can he still allow Tong Yuan to dodge and play tricks? Of course, he is not allowed to show his cold ass! It's like a trafficker coaxing Xiaowa to say, "Uncle buys you candy to eat", and dragged Tong Yuan and Zhao Yun to the school.

The steamed bun class is nearing the end, and the one who was on the pot before has also been brought out, a basket is steaming, Zhao Yun looked left and right and secretly swallowed saliva, he was looking outside the school before, and now that he is approaching, he feels that there is no novelty. In the end, it is still the heart of the little baby, running around with an old man all day long, how can I see the world of hundreds of little babies in front of me.

Liu Hanshao saw Zhao Yun's actions in his eyes, and secretly called a Le, since he knew the identities of the two of them, he didn't plan to let them go. Oh well, I didn't plan to let them go. Just kidding, the first idol, even if he doesn't treat him as a vase, he must not let him be used as a toy for others, especially the toy with big ears.

"Hungry, aren't you?"

When he spoke to Zhao Yun, even Liu Hanshao himself felt that he was smiling like a wolf grandmother. Coincidentally, Wen Ping, who went to deliver the message, had already run back at this time, and before he could stand firm, Liu Hanshao ordered again.

"Hire'er, go get two buns for Yun'er."

Then he smiled at Zhao Yunmei and said, "Pad the mat first, and wait for Brother Hui to invite you to eat delicious food." ”

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The so-called delicious food is actually ...... It's just a pair of pigs going into the water. At the beginning, not to mention Cai Yong's famous Confucian, even Shi Laodao and Du Niang clearly refused, in those days, as long as they starved to death, who would eat these things? Of course, Wei Guang is a special case, not because he wants to eat, but because he doesn't even need so-called confidence in Liu Hanshao, let alone eating pigs and going into the water, even if he is asked to swallow a knife, he will open his mouth, even so, he still expresses doubts about those things.

Liu Hanshaocai ignored these stupid things, and commanded the cooks, washing what should be washed, pickling what should be pickled, blanching what should be blanched, and overoiling what should be oiled. Although with the growth of time, everyone has a strong ability to bear the various "miracles" shown by Liu Hanshao, but they are still shocked to see him commanding and teaching the cooks, with a clear division of labor and an orderly appearance.

Of course, this can only be blamed on no one for knowing the prince in their eyes, who was a housewife and man in his previous life, and in addition to picking up his stinky son to and from school every day, he was thinking about how to cook something delicious for their mothers. Naturally, the craftsmanship is not comparable to that of the restaurant chef, at least it can be used with a knife and a spoon. So, there are no husband and wife's lung slices, no spicy liver tips, no fishy smell of fried large intestines are served on the table one by one, and of course, there are pig's heads, pig's trotters, and pig's tails made of stew. The seasoning is not complete, so in Liu Hanshao's opinion, the taste is not satisfactory, even so it is enough for them to open their eyes, because Han Shao put a lot of medicine into the dish, such as tangerine peel, cinnamon, cumin; Jatamansi, licorice, and cloves......

When the dishes are ready, Liu Hanshao will not be stupid enough to force Cai Yong to serve them, they don't eat it, they just eat it themselves. Then, let the cooks taste it, but you can't always make your own dishes, you don't know what it tastes like, right? In addition, whoever provides the ingredients will call them over and taste them together, and they will get what they do. When these people began to resolutely refrain from eating, they couldn't help but look at it, licked their faces, and tasted it bravely, but they couldn't stop, it was no different from eating seafood for the first time in their previous life.

Especially Cai Yong, pig's ears with wine, just take that sip. And Shi Laodao has a soft spot for roasting kidneys and popping waist flowers, and every time Du Niang always secretly leaves his waist to Shi Laodao for selfishness!

According to the theory of health preservation, a light diet is good for health, so the eating habits of the people of the Han Dynasty were very healthy. The key is that there is also a famous saying called "desperately eat pufferfish"! Foodies are not even afraid of death for the sake of appetite, and do they care about health or not? Therefore, the water dish has become a high-end cuisine in the Beibi Mountains, and Liu Hanshao has also created a precedent for heavy taste.