Chapter 073 Getting married is like a joke

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In the fifth year of Zhongping, October.

Liu Hong held a military parade and military exercise in Pingxing, and a large number of troops from various localities were requisitioned and mobilized. A large altar was built in front of the view, and a twelve-layer canopy was erected on it, and a small altar was built in the northeast of the big altar, and a nine-layer canopy was erected. Liu Hanshao naturally wanted to participate in such a "grand event", originally he thought that the small altar was his own, and almost jumped up, but fortunately, Zhang Rang arrived in time and said that Liu Hong called him over. Accompanied Liu Hong to the altar, watched the soldiers perform martial arts, rode tens of thousands, lined up in formation, swords and armor were bright, and shouted and shook the sky. Liu Hanshao couldn't help but think in his heart: "If you can give these soldiers to my brother, maybe my brother will be able to fight Dong Zhuo head-on." ”

Liu Hong stood under the big canopy, and suddenly asked: "Bian'er, how about the father's army?" ”

I said why don't you let my brother go to the small altar over there, it turned out to be for He Jin.

Liu Hanshao was looking around and pondering, but he didn't hear clearly, and later determined that Liu Hong was talking to himself, so he didn't get goosebumps. Since Liu Hanshao crossed over, he has never heard such a shout as "distinguishing children" in these years, because others are not allowed to call his name, Liu Hong and Queen He are also shouting "Huang'er". Now that he can't make a "distinction", he is greasy and cold, no wonder Liu Hanshao can't adapt.

"Huh?"

Liu Hanshao hurriedly said: "Mighty and majestic, heroic." ”

Liu Hong seemed to let out an imperceptible sigh, and said, "Can't you talk to your father properly?" ”

It's a pity that Liu Hanshao noticed this sigh, and at this moment, he suddenly felt that he had never understood Liu Hong, and his impression of him was basically to the extent that he had read the Three Kingdoms in his previous life. I only know that the world is very chaotic, the officials are very greedy, the eunuchs are very hard, and the emperor is very cowardly. However, taking away the identity of "emperor", what kind of person Liu Hong is, perhaps, no one knows at all.

"When I ascended the throne, I was twelve years old, and now, twenty-one years have passed......"

"For the first time in twenty-one years, have you climbed high and looked far away without fear of danger?"

Liu Hong turned his head abruptly and glared at Liu Hanshao angrily.

Liu Hanshao swore that this sentence was really a bald mouth. I just think that the person who is the emperor, because the eunuch said "it is dangerous to ascend", he will spend his days on the ground all day long, what kind of confusion does this have to be? And the eunuchs fooled the emperor so much, that is, because their private houses were over-the-top and extravagant, for fear that the emperor would see them and criticize them.

But don't make Liu Hong anxious, he is the emperor, he can kill whoever he wants, it's our turn to talk to others. Liu Hanshao lowered his head and fiddled with the cuffs of his big sleeves.

"The party is greedy for power, the eunuchs are greedy for favor, the scholars are greedy for fame, and the gentry are greedy for profit...... There are no greedy people in the world! I have eliminated a few close ministers around me, who else is available? Although I am the lord of the world, I was only twelve years old. ”

Yes, Emperor Huan is dead, there are no heirs, and the twelve-year-old Liu Hong was brought over to be the emperor by his cousin, Dou Wu, a part-time general, isn't that similar to a mascot? The Dou family is beautiful, is the emperor aggrieved? That's not all, but also to eradicate the eunuchs. Even if Liu Hong runs around the palace all day long, there are only a few "little dingdings" in their eyes, do they still want to pull them out and slaughter them, and let Liu Hong be the emperor of the light pole?

They forced the eunuchs to show their loyalty to the emperor, directly made a blood alliance, launched a coup d'état, and clicked Dou Wu and Chen Fan. Immediately, in the second year of Jianning, Duan Cheng, the general of Poqiang, also broke the first zero Qiang in the Tiger Valley and pacified all the Dongqiang. But after that, it's basically the eunuchs fucking up...... Even today's military parade is because of skilled people, observing the clouds and predicting that there will be a military disaster in the capital, and there will be bloodshed in the north and south palaces. The parentheses, the spells of those who have sorcerers, are spells......

Liu Hanshao muttered in a low voice: "The hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit." That's not unusual. ”

Slightly surprised, Liu Hong smiled slightly and asked, "My son is reading history books?" ”

Uh...... What is Book of the Dead? Just that sentence? Isn't that a slip of the tongue that everyone knows in the past and future lives?

So, Liu Hanshao still lowered his head, fiddled with his cuffs, and said hesitantly: "Erchen has been studying hard recently, but it is too complicated, and some of them can't remember which one." ”

Liu Hong shook his head helplessly, and asked meaningfully at Xiaotan, "Who do you see?" ”

Standing on the small altar was He Jin, Liu Hanshao glanced at it, and said honestly: "Uncle." But I was secretly thinking: Are you stupid or stupid? Do you really think my brother is so stupid that he doesn't even know He Jin?

"No, it's Your Majesty!"

Immediately, Liu Hong asked heartily: "How is my son's riding skills, would you like to follow my father and review the soldiers?" ”

"The retainers obey the edict."

What Liu Hong said just now, Liu Hanshao hadn't thought about it yet, and Liu Hong had already stepped down from the altar. Wearing armor, holding a sword, and even having armor on a war horse, is this considered a heavy cavalry? Liu Hong called himself the "Supreme General", walked around the military formation three times, and then gave He Jin the weapon in his hand.

After the review, when he returned to the palace, Liu Hong called Liu Hanshao to his chariot again, but he didn't speak, just stared at him blankly, as if he hadn't looked at his "decrepit baby" so carefully and seriously for many years. Liu Hanshao's embarrassment is about to be committed, and he can't stare back, there is a curtain on the emperor's hat, and others are not allowed to look at his face casually. The parentheses are the crown and the crown. Helpless, Liu Hanshao had to continue to play with the cuffs. Anyway, why are the cuffs so wide? Looking inside from the cuffs, it is estimated that you can walk away......

"Let's get married!"

"Huh?"

Liu Hong said coldly, Liu Hanshao didn't understand it at all, and only heard Liu Hong say again: "Jie'er, you are not young anymore, how about going back and letting your mother choose a family affair for you?" ”

Liu Hanshao really wanted to say "like your grandmother's legs", but unfortunately he didn't dare. My brother is barely thirteen years old now, and he is still virtual, and he is embarrassed to take off his pants when he gets married and enters the cave room.

"Father...... This one...... This and this ......"

Liu Hanshao swallowed and foamed hard, the key was that he couldn't think of any words to refuse. said, "The Huns have not been destroyed, why should they be at home?" "The Northern Xiongnu let the stab run away, and the Southern Xiongnu were at least nominally attached.

"My father works hard for state affairs all day long, so don't be distracted by some trivial things for his sons. What's more, the sons and daughters are young, and they can't share their father's worries and contribute to the country, how can they covet women and enjoy the joy of the boudoir? Confucius said well, if you can't write or do anything, you can't do it, and it's difficult to build a family. ”

Liu Hong was amused, and scolded with a smile: "Has Kong Xianren ever said this? You're just stubborn! My Han prince's wedding, how can it be said that it is a trivial matter? ”

Liu Hanshao said a little cheekily: "Little things, little things...... Erchen is still young, still young...... Let's talk about marriage later. ”

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Liu Hong wanted Liu Hanshao to get married, but Liu Hanshao was pushed off in a mixed way, but as soon as he returned to the palace, he was chased by Du Niang and talked about marriage. She didn't urge Liu Hanshao, it's just that some people have reached the point where they can't help but get married. Ma Jundu is in his twenties, Su Qi has also graduated from high school, and there are many big babies like this on the Beibi Mountain, and if they don't get married, they will be the leftover men and women of the Han Dynasty. Although no one dared to tell Ren Hongchang that the matchmaker was looking for his mother-in-law, he couldn't delay all the babies in the northern mountains.

Ten winter wax moon, this time seems to have become a good time to get married, is the pursuit of "beautiful frozen people"?

According to Liu Hanshao's idea of coming from the past life and the next life, this person was a little kid before the age of thirty, how can he know what love is. But then again, do you understand after the age of thirty? Seventy or eighty, if you can't get by, isn't it the same divorce? Love and marriage are fundamentally two different things, before marriage, love is water, the necessities of self-knowledge, marriage is sugar, and the spice for beauty; After marriage, marriage becomes a necessity, love becomes a concoction, and of course, it is possible that vinegar, salt, pepper flour or paprika are added to the water instead of sugar.

This kind of thing, a mystery through the ages, who can say it clearly, and the way is clear. Forget it, their Han Dynasty babies are still done in accordance with the rules of their Han Dynasty.

But!

Liu Hanshao also came up with his own tricks.

First of all, it is stipulated that the female baby who wants to get married is at least 17 years old and the male baby is 18 years old, of course, it is also in accordance with their rules of saying that the age is false. Secondly, close relatives within three generations cannot get married, and if you want to get married, you must be at least four generations away. Of course, Beibi Mountain is all picked up to ask for food, and there are not so many relatives, but the rules must be said first.

Next, what pre-wedding ceremony, main wedding, post-wedding ceremony, it's too troublesome, especially asking for names, Najib, and invitations, all of which have to be fierce, superstition is very heavy, forget it, don't want it.

After thinking about Liu Hanshao's head several times, he finally decided to hold a group wedding. Let Shi Laodao go to the mountains to announce that if he meets the age standard and wants to get married and has a partner, he can sign up. Then let Du Niang talk to the male babies, and ask the female babies one by one to understand the situation, to see if they are willing and willing.

If this matter is placed in the past life and the next life, it will definitely be troublesome, either a warning punishment, or a transfer of schools and expulsion, for Mao? Puppy love! But now, people are really married......

After determining the number of marriages, quickly let the craftsmen build a separate dormitory near the school, with three rooms for a couple and a small courtyard. Forget about auspicious clothes, it's too extravagant to use silk, so let's use school uniforms. However, Liu Hanshao ordered someone to create a pair of wedding rings for each couple, which was counted as his own congratulatory gift and a souvenir for the babies in the future. The styles are all the same, simple and single to the golden ring, each name is carved by the boys themselves, carved good-looking is the ability, carved ugly is also their wives in the future to complain about them.

Finalize the number of people, as soon as the list is brought back, Liu Hanshao was also surprised, there are sixteen pairs of newcomers, and my brother has to send out thirty-two gold rings, I knew this was the case, let's let Ma Jun take a screw cap, okay? In addition to Ma Jun and Su Qi, the president of the supply and marketing cooperative, Shi Laodao's follower Xiaodaotong also fooled a student girl, and Li Erwa, who is now in charge of the school canteen...... Forget about others, but Li Erwa is like the second senior brother who is one size younger, who is blind?