Chapter 074 People's wives have flowers to wear

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November, cold. The thief is cold, the thief is cold.

Beibi School ushered in the hottest day ever, brackets, I dare not say "lively" because the school is noisy every day. The small platform usually used for roll call on the playground has become a transit station, and of course, it is also a turning point in the lives of the children who are going to get married.

The male and female babies were led by their friends and boarded the small stage from the east and west, and then the male baby was asked to kneel down on one knee and ask the female baby loudly if she was willing to marry herself, and the female baby had to answer loudly that she was willing, and the situation of "or unwilling" had been eliminated.

The first pair to take the stage were Ma Jun and Su Qi, after all, Ma Jun was Han Shao's apprentice, so he had to give face. It's a pity that it is said to be for face, but it is better to be used for experimentation. Ma Jun was so excited that he even stammered his legs, and when he took the stage, he stumbled, and almost became an embarrassing situation of "the teeth went up, but the people didn't go up", but fortunately, the little partner next to him was quick and fast, and he grabbed it, so he threw Ma Jun on the stage in time.

"Get on your knees."

"Kneel on one leg."

"Right leg, right leg, stupid to death for you!"

After all, Liu Hanshao is a prince and a principal, so the work before and after running is not suitable for himself. It's great to preside over this kind of thing and let the king make trouble, but this baby is not in the mountains. Wei Guangzheng or Wenpin? It's better to beat them up. Therefore, the male emcee is Fu Gan, and the female emcee is Wen Hui. It's a pity that Fu Gan was too badly poisoned by this scripture and that book when he was a child, and he couldn't let go at all, so he was basically blindly commanded by Wen Hui, and Fu Gan was only responsible for staring at him.

Finally, Ma Jun fiddled with the posture of kneeling on one knee, and Wen Hui said irrefutably: "Hurry up and propose!" ”

Ma Jun asked quietly: "Second Senior Aunt, what do you want?" ”

Wen Hui was also anxious for Ma Jun, and hurriedly whispered: "Didn't your master teach you?" I just asked Sister Suqi if she would like to marry you. ”

"Oh, teach, I was so nervous that I forgot."

"Stupid to death!"

Yes, thousands of pairs of eyes stared, and the new husband and the master of ceremonies bit their ears first.

Qi ...... Qi ......"

Wen Hui couldn't bear it anymore, so he slapped him and reprimanded: "Big brother said that whoever sees you stuttering will shave your ears." Hurry up, speak well, speak louder! ”

Ma Jun wanted to explain to Wen Hui, "I didn't stutter, this is a nickname." "After thinking about it, forget it, if you are fighting with Wen Hui, not only can you use your mouth, but you can't do it. also let himself out, Ma Jun tilted his head, his neck was stalked, and he closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "Qiqi, are you willing to marry me?" ”

The audience instantly let out an earth-shattering roar, and it was not only the children of the Beibi School who watched the ceremony, but also hundreds of old men in the Beibi camp and people from nearby artisans and farmers...... That movement is really a ghost crying wolf......

Liu Hanshao sat on the "chief" of the viewing platform, and there was a special guest next to him, Liu Ji, the princess of Wannian. Then, on the left are Cai Yong, Lu Zhi, Xi Zhicai, Gao Dashang, on the right are Du Niang, Shi Laodao, and then there are the whole class of babies. Liu Hanshao took the lead in coaxing, can that scene not be bursting, don't say that Liu Ji doesn't care about any etiquette, the slap is red, and he is still applauding, even those old people can't help laughing, "the old branches tremble", hehe smirked.

Ma Jun is out of the way, but Su Qi is still stupid. In the section of the road before boarding the small stage, if it weren't for her friends, she might have collapsed directly on the ground or simply ran away. was finally put on the stage, there were people everywhere, just staring at himself alone, and Ma Jun was kneeling in front of him, asking such a shameful word, no matter how stupid and bold Su Qi was, he couldn't calm down at this time.

"I ...... I...... I'm willing to ......."

"What? We can't hear you, you louder! ”

Wen Hui shouted at the top of his voice, and Liu Hanshao in the audience immediately responded: "I can't hear it...... Can't hear ......"

Immediately after, hundreds of roars: "I can't hear you!" Inaudible! ”

Okay, even Cai Yong shouted, this old man has rich artistic cells, and he is also a sensual baby.

Die and die, just this once. Su Qi's eyes closed, and he shouted at the top of his voice: "I am willing!" ”

Hysteria?

Accumulation?

Either that's the roar of the Hedong lion!

The whole scene was quiet for a moment, and suddenly, a "good" roar broke out, after all, the first couple successfully proposed under their own witness, so everyone was happy a little like a new husband.

Ma Jun was finally not stupid, and jumped up and pinned the small plum blossom in his hand to Su Qi's bun. There is also a reason for "Coca-Cola" about the story of the "plum blossom hairpin". Originally, Liu Hanshao wanted the boys to propose, each of them holding a bouquet of flowers, even if there were no roses, trumpet flowers, small daisies and the like. It's a pity that in November, the thief is cold and the thief is cold, and the other flowers are gone. If the plum blossoms are also a big handful, I don't know how many plum trees these boys will have to do. Therefore, at Liu Hanshao's suggestion, each boy only holds a small winter plum in his hand. The plum blossom is on the branch, leave a small branch in advance, and the hairpin is the same, after the marriage proposal is successful, it will be pinned to the bun for the girls with their own hands.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and pin this to them and let them go on stage."

Under the urging of Wenhui, Fu Gan finally had something to do, holding a small red flower with "new husband" written on it on Ma Jun's chest, and then handed him a piece of red silk. At this time, Wenhui also pinned the little red flower of the "bride" for Su Qi, so he asked them to take the red silk, walked off the small platform, walked north along the red carpet, and slowly walked to the big platform accompanied by the male and female children's respective partners.

On the large table are sixteen tables, each with the names of a couple of newcomers. The companions are not allowed to go on the big stage, so they stand under the stage and act as ...... Flower girls, flower girls? Bridesmaids, groomsmen? Bodyguards, guards? What do you like......

Here, Ma Jun and Su Qi have already boarded the big stage, sat down in front of their own food table, and sat quietly waiting. A couple of newcomers came to the east and west of the small platform over there.

With Ma Jun and Su Qi proofing, the newcomers who came from behind were much smoother, and there was basically no need for Wenhui to chatter. It's a pity that the pair that came was Li Erwa, which made Wenhui, the "second aunt", feel emotional, because strictly speaking, Li Erwa is also Liu Hanshao's apprentice, and she learned to eat with her master......

The Han Dynasty not only had a light taste, but also did not even stir-fry vegetables, although there were already vegetable oils, such as sesame oil and almond oil, which were extremely rare. But how could Liu Hanshao not eat stir-fry? Let Liu Hanshao occasionally cook a meal in person, and if he cooks by himself every day, it is estimated that Liu Hanshao would rather be circled to the palace to be a prince. Fortunately, there is also Li Erwa, so I won't talk about the ability I don't have, but I have the ability to ...... Let's just put it this way, Snoopy likes to play when he sees a living creature except for people, and if Li Erwa sees it, the first thing that comes to mind must be...... Can you eat this thing?

In Li Erwa's own words, before meeting Han Shao, he had never eaten enough, but everyone agreed that after meeting Han Shao, no one had seen him full. When she was a child, she loved to drill into the kitchen, and when she was interested in learning skills, Li Erwa chose the kitchen without hesitation. Not to mention, it's really a piece of material, I think about how to eat it all day long, and my skills are progressing so fast that it's much better than those martial arts practitioners.

Delicious and inexpensive, not expensive?

The people in charge are all apprentices brought out by Li Erwa!

Now even if Liu Hanshao wants to fight tooth sacrifices, he will sneak out of the palace to find Li Erwa. Therefore, Li Erwa is still being pressed in the school canteen, purely because Liu Hanshao is a super big card for his own appetite!

"Ah Duo, are you blind?"

Wen Hui asked regretfully.

Li Erwa immediately said: "Alas...... I said Second Aunt, Ah Duo married me, do you have a lot of opinions? ”

Wen Hui looked at the trumpet Zhu Bajie in front of him with disgust, as if he was called "Second Senior Aunt" and had no face. Ah Duo, Ah Duo, what a flower......

Unexpectedly, Li Erwa had a move, just saying a word, it made Wenhui smile like a flower, and he greeted him.

"Second aunt, I made the wedding banquet for the master today, and I specially left a plate of ......."

Raising her thick eyebrows, Li Erwa didn't say anything.

"Sister Aduo, good eyes! If you can marry me, a teacher and nephew, you will be blessed for the rest of your life! Oops, I envy you. ”

Okay, the women all call their sisters, the men are all teachers and nephews, and Wenhui's side is really messy enough.

With Wenhui's words and deeds, coupled with the atmosphere of the scene, Fu Gan finally recovered his little baby's nature and began to let himself go. Waiting for the sixteen couples to be in place, Fu Gan immediately jumped on the big stage and shouted loudly: "Next, carry out the next item of the wedding, invite the newlyweds, and join the prison." ”

The so-called "same prison", "same prison" is that the newlyweds and couples eat the same meat in a ding, and "together" means that the newlyweds and couples each hold a cup and drink alcohol relatively. The parentheses, developed later, are the meaning of handing over a glass of wine. In brackets, it is a kind of gourd with a bitter taste, commonly known as a bitter gourd. Use this thing to pretend to be wine, and the wine is also bitter, so "the same prison" is almost the meaning of sharing happiness and suffering.

Waiting for the newcomers to eat meat and drink wine, Fu Gan shouted loudly: "Please newcomers, untie the knots." ”

"Untying" means that the bride unties the bride's head with his own hands. "Knotting" refers to cutting a bundle of hair from the bride and groom, and combing it together with red tassels. So, that's how the "married couple" came about.

"Invite newcomers, exchange rings."

Burst...... At a very solemn moment, Liu Hanshao laughed inexplicably. This postmodern group wedding in the late Han Dynasty, which has been changed into a mess, has finally added comedy elements.

The ring has a long history, whether it was originally developed from a torture instrument or popularized as an ornament. However, there is a saying in it that the emperor has many wives, and he can sleep with whoever he wants, but what if the wife who wants to be sleepy comes to the eldest aunt? You can't shout "Your Majesty, the concubine won't play with you tonight" in the palace, right? Therefore, the wives of the emperor who came to the great aunt brought the ring, and for this reason, the other name of the ring was the ring. Contains the meaning of "precept, stop", tonight the old lady quit meat, His Majesty the Emperor, please stop!

Liu Hanshao secretly thought with bad taste, sixteen new daughters-in-law, maybe someone will have to go vegetarian tonight......