Chapter 7: Reversal! Wang Yuan's boasting group

People are playing big knives in front of Guan Gong! Wang Hou, this is called Lu Bu pretending to be a big brother in front of him! Not to mention the leaders of the Xuzhou gang on the other side, even if Cao Hongjie, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has a green face, the momentum on the spot is about to explode!

Is Wang Hou afraid? Can you not be afraid! His legs and stomach were weak, but fortunately he made himself a stirrup, so that he would not fall off, Brother Lu's high head and murderous eyes really chilled the back of his spine.

However, he still has to pretend to be this fork, just like Li Wei is an official, and now he is pretending to be a Qincha, so he has to have the courage of Qincha, or who will use you as a dish? When the time comes, he can't complete the task of Prime Minister Cao Cheng, who has not figured it out until now, and he will have to lose his head when he goes back?

Fortunately, in the society, when Brother Lu reached out to touch the knife, another guy in the Xuzhou Ministry didn't know whether it was Wei Xu or Song Xian who pointed at his Wang Hou's nose and scolded.

"Straight sissy thief! What are you? Do you deserve to let my general worship you? ”

Wang Hou is still waiting for this sentence! The steps were in front, and before Wei Xu nor Song Xian's words fell, he was already a standing board of righteous words.

"Asked~!!"

What's going on here? A group of Xuzhou officials were once again stunned by his headless brainlessness, and the two old men estimated that their hearts were not good, and they were all panting there, only the little girl's face was full of vigilance, more than half a month ago, Wang Hou was shocked to say that the Qingzhou soldiers under the command of her boss Cao Cao were almost gone, and she knew that this thing was very bad.

Sure enough, with a slap on his chest, Wang Hou started his performance with passion again, and he was excited to make a big reversal.

"A certain nobody, penniless, in terms of identity, he is not even worthy of holding horses and shoes for General Lu! How can I be qualified to let General Lu worship me? And who is General Lu? Great Loyalty! Great loyal ministers of the imperial court! A loyal man, Dong Zhuo, a traitor with a blade, removes this great trouble for the imperial court! Great meritorious!"

said that he was excited, and in the eyes of the Xuzhou officials, Wang Hou's voice became more and more high, and his feelings were about to catch up with Uncle Benshan, who was selling abductions, and he was clenching his fists at the West like a psychopath.

"But a certain family is now the governor of Xuzhou on behalf of the Son of Heaven! In his hand is the Scepter of the Son of Heaven! General Lu worships me, not to see my king, but to worship the Son of Heaven from afar! Although my Wang has a humble status, I will never dare to ruin the name of Lord Lu's loyalty, so Wang is courageous, although he is dead, the general will not be allowed to enter the city without worship!"

Lu Bu's loyal ministers? It is estimated that Ding Yuan, Dong Zhuo and Liu Dai should laugh off their big teeth underground, but Lu Bu really doesn't have this consciousness, Wang Hou's praise of his deeds of killing his wild father Dong Zhuo has been praised to the sky, and Lu Bu, who is patting his fart, is almost happy, and the murderous eyes just now are soft as if he is optimistic about his friends, in Wang Hou's passionate speech, Lu Bu actually really laughed and turned over and dismounted, and took the lead in bowing to Wang Hou.

"Angel reminds you! A certain family has been in the wild land of Xiliang for a long time, and it is really a sin and a sin to forget the etiquette of respecting the Son of Heaven, Xuzhou Mu, Wenhou Lu Bu, long live Your Majesty from afar, long live long live!"

Is this all right? It's full of incredulity, and the big bright eyes of the little sissy almost didn't pop out.

The boss has dismounted to meet him, so he has to dismount with him! In the uproar, dozens of Xuzhou officials and generals dismounted one after another, and followed Lu Bu is heavy bow, and Wei Xubu Song Xian, who had just shouted what you were doing, also followed with a smile on his tail at this time.

Among this group of people, the nearest civil official who owed eight hundred taels to Lu Bu had no choice but to dismount and bow, but his face was even more ugly, as if it was elongated and quickly became like others owed him one thousand two hundred taels, and two positions behind, another young Xuzhou civil official in his early twenties and seventeens, looked at Wang Hou with his fists in his fists, but he couldn't help but bring a hint of funny kindness.

Although he didn't bow down, but to this extent, he has reached Wang Hou's planned goal, let Lu Bu worship him, it is estimated that this wave of operations is enough for him to blow for a lifetime! With a smile on his face, he continued to support him: "Your Majesty Wenhou's loyalty must be very pleased, please get up!" Everyone, please rise!"

"Humph! Sycophants!"

Seeing his sassy appearance, the little girl couldn't help but roll her eyes angrily behind her back, but the surprise was not over, it seemed that she was comfortably photographed, and after straightening her waist, Lu Bu actually personally took the reins of the horse for Wang Hou and walked back naturally, while shouting loudly.

"What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you welcome the angel into the city!"

It's really called a dog's leg, just now he bared his teeth and bit people, and as soon as he turned around, Wei Xu didn't Song Xian immediately nodded and led the way.

"Angel please! Angel here please! ”

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The history of Xiapi City is long enough, and the Zou Ji in the high school text "Zou Ji Satire Qi Wang Najian" is that he was originally named the Marquis of Xiapi and built the city here, after hundreds of years of the Warring States and Han Dynasty, but in the hands of Lu Bu, this ancient city of nearly a thousand years was completely destroyed.

The ordinary people in the city are almost extinct, and the people who wander around the streets are either the Liangzhou army under Lu Bu or the family members of the generals, not to mention the craftsmen, women, and slaves they have captured, anyway, they have not lived a normal life.

Can it not stink? The tributaries of the Huai River pass through the city, which was originally the best place for the Chinese people in Xiapi City to sing poems against them, but now it has become a horse and livestock shed for the Bingzhou army, and the horse manure flows along the river through half of the city, and it is strange that it does not smell.

The antique Qi style wooden buildings in the city are also due to lack of maintenance, and the east and west are collapsed, and many houses have no tiles on the roof, and the whole city is like a horse circle.

However, Wang Hou himself admired his thick black academic attainments, such a dirty mess like a broken ground by the Ganges River in later generations, he was stunned to be able to shake his head there without blushing and his heart without beating "heartily" praised.

"General Lu is worthy of being one of the four beams and eight buildings of the imperial court, look at this Xuzhou, under the governance of the general, the soldiers are strong and strong, the people are fierce, and the important task of pacifying the world in the future is none other than the general! Wang is deeply impressed! ”

Wang Hou's words couldn't be more false, but these people are really simple, otherwise why is Guo Tu, who is the most good at sneaking around and shooting horses, the most popular?

Wang Hou, who was born in Kuakuaqun, was so disgusted that he was about to vomit, but Lu Bu actually accepted it all, holding the reins of the horse, the world's number one general turned around and nodded with a smile.

"The angel praised! Lu is a rough person, what kind of governance place, Tuntian reclamation, Lu is ignorant, but when it comes to unifying the army, Lu is called second, and no one in the world dares to call it first! ”

"If there is chaos today, it is necessary for a warrior like the general to be strong and stubborn to pacify those petty people who deceive the world and steal their reputation! The general's breath goes straight to the clouds! Wang's admiration of the five-body throw!"

Riding on the horse, Wang Houle hugged his fists straight, and the old face that became close to the appearance of the protagonist was like being painted with honey, and Lu Bu, who listened to the sycophants, grinned at the corners of his mouth.

Lu Bu, who dominated the world, once forced Boss Cao to lose all his bases, and almost desperately went to Yuan Shu, a ruthless man who was easily fooled by such an inconspicuous little person as Wang Hou, and was happy like a big fool, it looks exaggerated, but in fact, it is really not exaggerated, there is no way Lu Bu is born with a soft-eared character.

Back then, Dong Zhuo tempted him to betray Ding Yuan, that is, he sent Li Su to say good things, and then Lu Bu cut off his father-in-law Ding Yuan, and his head was dedicated to Dong Zhuo's new father.

Then Wang Yun made his debut, invited Lu Bu to feast and drink many times, and also actively said good things! first laid a good relationship with Lu San's surname. There is this foreshadowing first, and then there is this section where Lu Bu has an affair with Diao Chan, who was originally Dong Zhuo's concubine, and is afraid of being killed, and Wang Yun kills Dong Zhuo.

Then there is Lu Bu's curtain call battle under the battle of Pi, Chen Gong suggested that Lu Bu lead the cavalry to garrison outside the city, he led the infantry to hold the city, once Cao Cao attacked the city, Lu Bu attacked it, Chen Gong fortified the city, Cao Cao had to retreat after a few months of food, but this suggestion has not yet been implemented, it is estimated that Diao Chan persuaded Chen Gong to believe it, afraid that he would rebel according to the city, Lu Bu heard it and believed it, rejected Chen Gong's suggestion, and gave up all the positions outside the city, and as a result, Cao Cao staged a good show of flooding Picheng.

Of course, even if Lu Bu is coaxed to be happy, it is actually useless, not to mention what Ding Yuan Dong Zhuo did to Lu Bu, just say Liu Bei, Lu Bu fell from Yuan Shao, and came to Liu Bei with poverty and whiteness, and when he first met, he had special respect for Liu Bei, invited Liu Bei into the account to drink, and asked his wife and concubines to come out to pay homage to Liu Bei, and then Liu Bei gave him the Xiaopei he had stayed in, giving him a chance to make a comeback.

The result? Yuan Shu promised to give Lu Bu grain and grass, but Lu Bu reversed, occupied all the territory of Liu Bei's back road who was fighting with Yuan Shu, and captured Liu Bei's family.

Of course, this hazard is to get along with Lu Bu for a long time, anyway, Wang Hou has neither the need to subdue him Lu Bu, nor the strength of Lu Bu to subdue him, as long as he takes a good picture of the society in a short period of time, don't be cut off!

As soon as he flickered out of the food to save his life, and then revealed the news of Ping'a County to complete Boss Cao's hidden task, he could pat his ass and run away, as for what kind of chemical effect it could cause in Xuzhou, he Wang Hou couldn't control it.

In this way, when he arrived at the Wenhou Lu Mansion in the center of the city, if it weren't for the persuasion of the stiff-faced scribe Chen Gong, who owed 1,200 taels, Lu Bu, who served as a temporary groom, would almost not have bowed to him.

In this case, Wang Hou's most worrying fake revelation did not happen, standing at the door of Wenhou's mansion, after reading out the fake holy decree concocted by him and Xiao Niangcang, he was immediately ordered by Lu Bu to clean it up at will, without even looking at it, Wang Hou was heavily relieved.

The first step of this life-saving plan can be regarded as completed by him!

Just when he was in a trance, Lu Wenhou was already pulling his sleeves, and his excited old face was flushed and walked towards the mansion, shouting happily at the inner house as he walked.

"Come on, set up a feast, serve wine!"