Chapter 8: Classic Internet Scams

"The famous generals of the ancients said that they used soldiers to gather and disperse as usual! Sima Fayun: The step formation is unexpected, thousands of people are like one person, they should be like a rock, and the champion Hou Yong rides, or walks above the nine heavens, or hides under the nine springs, fluctuating! This kind of ancient tactics and methods, Wang has always been confused before, and now looking at General Lu's soldiers, these ancient soldiers said bluntly, Wang Mou just opened the toilet! ”

On the school field, the huge cowhide war drums are ringing, and in the blood-boiling shouting, the neat infantry in full armor are carrying large shields on their backs, holding halberds of about two meters in both hands, pressing forward like a wall.

This eloquence, he really regretted that he shouldn't have found a small company to work honestly, he should have done a commentary, a live broadcast or something, in that case, he wouldn't have worked overtime in the middle of the night to go home, and he was smashed into this era by a ghost who didn't know which lack of morality.

But life is like a strong work, if you can't resist, you have to accept your fate, a little lament, Wang Hou is full of enthusiasm to run his boastful business.

"With iron cavalry like this, it's no wonder that General Fei repeatedly rushed to Zhang Yan's array back then, and every time he cut off his head, he returned like grapes, which was really an eye-opener for Wang!"

His spittle splashed stars, and the little sissy behind him Cao Hongjie was already numb, his eyes were straight, and he was too empty there, but in Lu Bu's ears, he still had the feeling of hating each other, because Wang Hou was not a straightforward sycophant, and he was so good at fighting, and the praise was mixed with his later life. Listening to Lu Bu's ears, it was just like being itchy for him, and it was so comfortable.

"Lord Wang is really a confidant! When the floating is white! Drink! Hahahaha! ”

Laughing, Lu Bu was stunned to pick up a bowl of wine on the school field, and slammed it up at Wang Hou, and poured the full wine bowl in one gulp, watching him serve the wine, Wang Hou was not ambiguous, and after pouring himself a full glass, he also did it with his head held high, but after drinking, he couldn't help grinning slightly.

No wonder the ancients drank a jar of wine, and the rice wine made from this rice was only about ten degrees, which was about the same degree as the beer of later generations, but the brewing technology in this era was obviously average, coupled with the war, the bitter Wang Hou's tongue was a little numb, to tell the truth, he really didn't understand it a little, and the bearded ancients were willing to drink this undrinkable thing.

But this is also a way to make money, there is no distilled high-grade wine in these years, if this catastrophe does not die, you must fiddle with it, if you can drink a few historical celebrities, it can be regarded as changing history, right?

After drinking the wine, Wang Hou raised his fists with a rippling face.

"In the past, I heard that Lord Lu shot a halberd and retreated from ten thousand troops with an arrow, that heroic posture, Wang admired it, I don't know if Wang can have this eye blessing today, and admire General Lu's archery skills in the world?"

"It's just a little trick to carve insects! Since Lord Wang likes it, how dare Lu postpone it? Haha, come on, take the general's bow! ”

Striding off the field, in the thunderous drums, the hurried horse's hooves suddenly sounded, and I saw the red rabbit in the horse carrying Lu Bu in the human middle suddenly emerged from the snake-like iron horse, and a flower carving bow was pulled by him like a full moon.

However, just as Wang Houhuan was watching the martial arts show with interest, several pairs of eyes were also staring at him.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and the rivers and lakes in Xuzhou are exceptionally deep!

The old Xuzhou ruling faction is Tao Qian, but Tao Qian, who started with the Yellow Turban, is not a local force in Xuzhou, he is mainly relying on the Danyang soldiers, one of the top ten elite soldiers of the Three Kingdoms, from Yangzhou, his most trusted Danyang general is Cao Bao, and later Lu Bu married Cao Bao's daughter, and Cao Bao plotted to seize Liu Bei's Xuzhou, most of the Danyang soldiers were also merged with him in the Bingzhou Corps, which is currently the main force of Lu Bu.

After Cao Bao was killed by Zhang Fei, the core figures were Hou Cheng, Wei Xu, Song Xian and other strong generals brought by Lu Bu from the annexation of the state, as well as some minor officials left by Tao Qian.

But there is still a capable person among them, and that is Chen Gong!

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, this old boy fled with Mr. Cao, went crazy with Mr. Cao, killed Lu Bohao's family, and heard Mr. Cao Ning teach me to bear the world, don't let the people of the world bear my famous words, I feel that he is not a virtuous minister to abandon him, and follow Lu Bu with all his heart.

Romance is romance after all, and in real history, the reason why Chen Gong and Cao Cao turned their faces was not so noble. Chen Gongshi was born, became famous as a young man, and his relationship was also a famous person in the sea, pay attention, a celebrity! A well-known family of scholars.

After Cao Cao served as the assassin envoy of Yanzhou, he could be regarded as a friend of Chen Gong, and a large group of local celebrities such as Bian Rang relied on their reputation, talent and family backers, and did not put Mr. Cao, the eunuch, in their eyes, and worked with Cao Cao everywhere, but they didn't notice that this was no longer the era when the scholars were rampant, the troubled times had arrived, the feudal etiquette established by the Eastern Han Dynasty had collapsed, and the warlord who held the military power was the grandfather! For this part of the celebrities, Cao always did not hesitate to kill on the spot.

This touched the reverse scale of Chen Gong, Chen Gong thought that he was on the side of the Shi clan, but Cao Cao destroyed the rule of the Shi clan, and was naturally regarded as a dead place by him, and then Chen Gong was like a scumbag in later generations, asking for a house and a car for Mr. Cao's husband, Lu Bu, the old Wang next door, ......, eh, Lao Lu next door, send someone to be sent, and Chen Gong will accompany others to shake the bed! and Lu Bu betrayed Liu Bei with a virtue, taking advantage of Cao Cao's eastward expedition to Xuzhou, and leading Lu Bu into Yanzhou behind his back, he really almost lost Mr. Cao's life.

However, Cao Cao, who was a master of chess and Yuan Shao, recaptured Yanzhou and drove his famous Chen Gong and Lu Bu to Xiaopei.

Therefore, under Lu Bu, the most vigilant and hateful to Cao Cao is none other than Chen Gong! Now the court is a puppet, the envoy sent by Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty is equivalent to Cao Cao's envoy, and on the first day of Wang Hou's arrival, he was extremely hostile, and his face was elongated as if he owed him 1,200 taels.

But in the past two days, Chen Gong is a little uncertain, and he has no moves! Wang Hou, this kid is too flattering! It's just a professional whisker! is so flattering that he is about to lose the old face of his lord Cao Cao!

Generally so groveling, it almost sends a political signal that his political faction is dying! I can only come to ask for help and beg for mercy with kind words.

The question is, Cao Cao is dying?

Although he did not lead the army to fight, but in Liu Bei's army, Chen Gong also buried nails, and the information obtained was that Cao's army was like a bamboo, Yuan Shu could not resist, and had escaped from Shouchun City, although this battle was almost over, Cao Cao's military rations could not support his long-term siege, but how could it be a great victory for Cao's army, the end of Yuan's army's morale, Cao Cao is still far away!

Then the next one may be a false way!, Cao Cao's goal has been aimed at his boss Lu Bu and Xuzhou, first send this kid to find out, and relax the vigilance of Xuzhou!

I don't know how much this kid has carried out, but in terms of letting down his vigilance, Wang Houke has really done a great job, looking at Lu Bu who was in the middle of the three arrows in the school field below, and he was so forgetful that he was holding up the carved bow and shouting there, Chen Gong couldn't help but shake his head with a gloomy face, and then suddenly turned his head slightly and looked over.

This is the helplessness of this era, knowing that the enemy is around, but he has nothing to do, and Chen Deng, the representative of the Xuzhou local faction who competes for power and profit with the Danyang faction and the state faction, is sitting less than two meters away from him, and he is also frowning and weighing something, as if he has something in mind, he actually turned his head slightly, and the eyes of the two Chen adults were embarrassed and intertwined together, and at the same time snorted coldly, and skimmed his head at the same time.

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This big military parade showing off Xuzhou's armed forces to the angels was also a complete success, and that night, Brother Lu Bulu was Dayue, and once again ordered a banquet.

Don't look at the bear-like building in Picheng, Brother Lu's house is really well repaired, hundreds of square meters of tiled houses, red pillars and green beams, the only thing that is uncomfortable is that there is no table, and you have to kneel and sit, even if there is a soft cushion, Wang Hou's thighs are numb.

Under the hall, more than a dozen musicians held Xun and struck the bell and played the piano, the music played was really slow to death, and the people who listened to it wanted to doze off, the only thing that made Wang Hou a little excited was that the girl who danced the mulberry dance in the middle was really good, although there was no bold crisp chest half in the Tang Dynasty, but the authentic slightly green Hanfu wrapped in a slender waist, and the big sleeves swayed with pregnancy, which was really pleasing to the eye.

But tonight is the top priority, and he glanced at the girl twice, Wang Hou quickly closed his eyebrows, and the energetic, hippie smiling face in the past two days was closed, and a preoccupied appearance was revealed.

This Brother Lu's emotional intelligence is really not good, he Wang Houdu is posing like this, and he doesn't know how to ask, and he is still holding a wine glass in a half-drunk daze.

"Brother Tuqiu, we are familiar at first sight! Here, have another drink!"

He didn't open his mind, so he Wang Hou took the initiative to speak, picked up the wine glass, and sighed deeply, but he immediately put it down again.

"Brother Lu, I can't drink it for my brother!"

Lu Bu was moody, God knows if he could cut him because he didn't drink and didn't give face to his eldest brother, it stands to reason that he should wait until Lu Bu opened his mouth to ask why he talked to Pan again, but Wang Hou was really afraid that he would turn his face, so he hurriedly looked sad, and came out like a cannon.

"The Lord is worried about the humiliation of the ministers, and the Lord is humiliated by the death of the ministers! Wang was entrusted by His Majesty to come here, where he was clothed and fed, sweet and wine, but His Majesty was still hungry in the Xu Palace, and his clothes were not covered, and he couldn't even light the lamp! ”

"Prime Minister Cao Cheng is embarrassed, everyone in Xuchang eats one meal a day, even His Majesty can only eat two times a day, every late at night, hungry, miserable, Mei wants to be here, for his brother is really like a knife!"

Thinking of the comfort he lived in later generations, there are food, drink, and computers to play, in this era, he really eats bran and is worried about losing his head at any time, and after muttering twice, Wang Hou really squeezed out tears, lowered his head and wiped his old face with his big sleeves.

After being stunned for a long time, in Wang Hou's anticipation, Brother Lu, who was stupid with a wine glass, finally let out a long sigh and shook his head with emotion.

"Your Majesty is so miserable, that old thief Cao is really not a minister! Where is Cangli? Allocate some cloth, grain and grass to Brother Wang Xian! It's also my loyalty!"

The thing was done, wiping his tears, Wang Hou cried and cried, almost out of joy!