Chapter 80: Scolding Champion
Walking out of the door, Cao Shuo's heart was a little lighter, and he didn't forget to turn back to Yang Xiu and say:
"Mr. Yang Xiu, you are really a model of morality, a role model of mankind, when I think that I have spoken to you, I feel that my whole body is bathed in the sun."
At this time, Yang Xiu's face had turned into an old bitter gourd.
This is simply cheap and good! Deliberately annoying?
"Ding! Yang Xiu scolded the host again: a bastard! ”
Cao Shuo really couldn't hold back, laughed directly, and then walked out the door.
This is basically how the matter of this magazine is settled, at least what can be solved by the edict incident.
Besides, Cao Cao's current target is Yuan Shao in the north.
Now Cao Shuo is going to publish an issue of the magazine first, and then send it to Yuan Shao to beautify Cao Cao's image first.
"Hey, I really didn't expect to become an unscrupulous editor during the Three Kingdoms period......"
As soon as he walked outside the door, Cao Shuo heard the sound of gongs and drums.
Afterwards, there was a desolate and tragic voice: "I, Cao Nima!" ”
"Huh?"
Cao Shuo was immediately shocked, and as far as he could see, a middle-aged man with pockmarked faces was pushing a horse made of clay and shouting in the street.
At the same time, he also has a small drum in his hand, and raps some lyrics to a very rhythmic beating.
"It's ...... Youheng? ”
Cao Shuo was immediately shocked.
Actually saw me?
This is Cao Shuo's idol!
"It's so fitting to find this than to write a crusade book!"
During the Three Kingdoms period, if You Heng thought that he was the second in the world, then no one would dare to admit the first!
Your character is a typical arrogance!
He thinks that his literary style is the best in the world, no one can compare, and he has to scold people, write things, and make up songs!
This is simply Liu Xinda, a writer in the Three Kingdoms period!
Cao Shuo immediately walked to You Heng's side and observed this star-level troll up close.
And You Heng is actually very talented.
But his personality is really not suitable for being an official, because he will not flatter and flatter, and he is also difficult to get along with his colleagues.
After some inquiry, Cao Shuo found out.
This You Heng is now beating gongs and drums here, and it is also because of Cao Cao, and You Heng made a Cao mud horse to satirize Cao Cao.
And Cao Cao also cherishes talents very much, so he ignores You Heng.
In history, Cao Cao finally couldn't hold back and gave Liu Biao the arrogant You Heng.
And after they got along for a while, Liu Biao didn't hold back either, and threw You Heng to Huang Zu.
This Huang Zu is different from the above two, and he killed You Heng directly.
In fact...... You Heng, this kid is not unjust, but I have to say that in terms of talent, there is still something.
It's just that You Heng's talent is all in scolding, and in this era of the supremacy of force, it is really useless.
But...... For Cao Shuo, he really found a treasure!
If you want to beautify Cao Cao, you have to rely on praising Cao Cao's merits and making his image tall in the hearts of the people.
Second, you have to scandalize others.
This is very easy, singing about this thing, you can do it with any literati, but to scandalize others and scold people, you have to be Heng!
"Hey...... It's really time for retribution. Cao Shuo looked at the face of this Cao Nima carefully, and suddenly found that it was really similar to Cao Cao.
At this time, You Heng, who had been mocking Cao Mu's horse in public, also discovered Cao Shuo: "What do you kid look at, believe it or not, I'll make you a mud horse?" ”
"Oh, isn't this a handsome guy from Youheng?" Cao Shuo grinned and saluted Youheng.
"You ......"
You Heng was also stunned when he saw this scene.
Someone actually called himself a handsome guy? Or someone you don't know at all?
It's like the sun is coming out in the west!
And the reason why You Heng doesn't know Cao Shuo is also very simple, because usually Cao Shuo is either fighting outside, or inside Cao's mansion, and basically rarely comes out.
Cao Shuo smiled slightly, and then said to You Heng: "Good brother, you don't know me? I'm my little brother Cao Shuo! ”
"Cao Shuo?"
You Heng jumped directly behind him, and then pointed at Cao Shuo and shouted, "You are the Cao family erector who does all kinds of evil?" I'm going to scold you today......"
Cao Shuo looked at You Heng without stopping, and listened to You Heng's insults to him for nearly two hours.
In the process...... Cao Shuo also found that he really didn't find the wrong person.
Swearing is also an art, and the hardest part of it is to be logical and not repetitive.
But you Heng was able to start with Cao Shuo's family and scold all the way to Cao Shuo's toes.
In the space of two hours, You Heng really managed to speak too fast, and not a word was repeated!
"That's amazing!"
Cao Shuo was also very surprised.
If you put it in today's society, don't say anything keyboard warriors, the mouth is funny.
Here in Youheng, you are the brother of the brothers!
If you can really write for yourself, it is estimated that Yuan Shao and Liu Biao will be angry on the spot when they see it!
Thinking of this, Cao Shuo couldn't wait to rush up and kiss Youheng!
"Teacher Youheng?"
Cao Shuo saw that You Heng's mouth was dry, and his volume gradually decreased, so he said with a smile: "Now why don't I find you something to drink, and then come and scold me after drinking it later?" ”
"Huh?"
Your eyes instantly widened like a light bulb.
This You Heng was also very surprised.
I have been scolding for nearly 30 years, and it is the first time I have met someone who has been scolded by myself for two hours without breaking down, and said that he wanted to invite himself to drink?
You Heng is also very curious about Cao Shuo.
"I heard this guy is an old hat, but ...... Temper is not bad! You Heng said in his heart.
Cao Shuo looked at You Heng's hesitant appearance, laughed and said, "Let's go, go to the hotel now!" ”
couldn't help but say, Cao Shuo directly pulled You Heng to the nearest hotel.
Subsequently, Cao Shuo asked Xiao Er to serve a pot of good tea.
"Is this something to drink?" You Heng squinted and spat on the ground.
For literati, especially those like You Heng who need to think up words for a long time and curse out loud, wine can provide inspiration.
Only when you drink wine can you think like a diabetes breakdown!
At this time, Cao Shuo smiled slightly, took out a bottle of Wuliangye directly from his warehouse, laughed and said, "Come, take a sip of this!" ”
As soon as Cao Shuo opened the cap of the bottle, the small room was suddenly filled with the smell of alcohol.
"Huh?"
You Heng is an old drunkard, and his eyes lit up when he smelled the wine.
Wine ...... of the Three Kingdoms The degrees are all low, and they are not even as good as beer.
But what is Cao Shuo in his hand now?
This is a famous Chinese wine! Playing with you?