Chapter 81: The Drunken Fairy

"What kind of wine is this?"

You Heng didn't wait for Cao Shuo to pour the wine, and directly grabbed it and took a sip.

"Awesome!"

The fragrance of Wuliangye burst out in You Heng's mouth like **, and it immediately ignited the nerves.

"This one, this one is called Wuliangye, a rare wine."

Cao Shuo said with a grin, and pointed to the teapot on the table: "It's just that I'm afraid that you're thirsty and will make a joke for you." ”

"Haha!"

You Heng laughed rudely, and he was not so disgusted with Cao Shuo in his heart.

"Just now, the little brother saw that the handsome guy You Heng can make a clay sculpture like my father, and he can also scold people for two hours without repeating, which is really unattainable for the little brother, please allow me to give you another bottle of Wuliangye later!" Cao Shuo arched his hand and said to You Heng.

"Really?"

You Heng was instantly overjoyed.

As the saying goes, the mouth of a cannibal is short, and the hand that takes a person is short.

A person like You Heng who is arrogant and unbridled generally rarely accepts gifts from others.

But wine, he can't refuse, let alone such a strong wine!

In the blink of an eye, after three rounds of drinking, You Heng continued to scold and comment with the strength of the wine.

However, this time the target is not Cao Shuo, but someone else.

"It's a bit of a top now!"

Cao Shuo looked at You Heng with a smile, and then said: "You Heng's handsome guy is worthy of being my idol, just in terms of literary talent and eloquence, eight hundred years ago, eight hundred years later, no one will be able to match!" ”

"Unbeatable?"

You Heng smiled and took a big sip of wine, and continued: "They can't even touch my side!" ”

"Hahaha!"

Cao Shuo saw that You Heng was in a hurry, and said directly: "Idol, I've actually encountered some difficulties recently, my father said that he wanted to come up with something to crusade against Yuan Shu......"

Before the words fell, You Heng directly interrupted Cao Shuo and said; "I've seen that thing, what is it? It's insulting to say it's shit, how can you see people after you let the shit......"

You Heng scolded again, and directly asked Xiao Er to take a piece of paper and write on it with his fingers dipped in tea.

In less than two cigarettes, a three-thousand-word crusade has been written.

"Look at it!"

You Heng said, directly picked up the bottle of Wuliangye and began to blow.

Cao Shuo took the paper and looked at it, and his eyes lit up.

I really didn't find the wrong person! If this piece of paper fell into Yuan Shu's hands, it was estimated that he would be half angry directly.

What kind of edict incident is this, and Yuan Shao, who will be crusaded against in the future, it is really not too easy!

"Brother Youheng!"

Cao Shuo was also very happy, and took out a bottle of Moutai from his warehouse: "This bottle of wine is similar to that, it is all a gift from me!" ”

When You Heng saw the wine again, he immediately laughed, patted Cao Shuo's shoulder and said, "If you encounter difficulties in writing essays, especially scolding, in the future, welcome to me, if you like to drink, we are good brothers!" ”

"Okay!"

Cao Shuo agreed, and then toasted to You Heng and said, "Don't worry, I will come to you often in the future!" ”

Later, Cao Shuo said goodbye to Youheng, who said that he would drink in the hotel for a while.

Cao Shuo didn't say much, and directly found the carpenter Li Si, typeset the article, and then prepared to start drying!

Even Li Si, a rough man, blushed when he saw this article.

He never imagined that scolding people could really be scolded to the bones!

In other words, it far exceeds Li Si's imagination.

"This thing wasn't written by Cao Shuo, right?" Li Si asked cautiously.

"Haha, of course not, this article was written by You Heng, and he is also a signed author of our magazine!"

"Is it Youheng?"

A trace of joy suddenly flashed across Li Si's face: "I know him, he scolds people very well, and I also know that his talent is actually very good!" ”

But at this moment, Cao Shuo suddenly felt that something was wrong.

What if Yuan Shu is really angry? Or did some ill-intentioned people read this article and took the opportunity to crusade against Cao Cao?

"Hmmm......"

Cao Shuo thought for a while, and added a sentence at the end of the original manuscript: You Heng, the author of this article.

Cao Shuo knows very well in his heart that You Heng is a person who dares to act.

Moreover, You Heng actually wants the world to know that this is what he wrote.

If Cao Shuo didn't add such a sentence, people who saw the magazine would think that it was written by Cao Cao himself.

But now that the name has been added, everyone will know that it was You Heng who scolded Yuan Shu!

The most important thing is that You Heng will definitely thank Cao Shuo for doing this.

Subsequently, Cao Shuo read it carefully again and felt that this article had been sublimated from the inside out.

"Let's get 30,000 copies first!"

Cao Shuo didn't worry about money at all, anyway, he had Cao Cao behind him.

What is money? That's just the numbers.

And 30,000 magazines are already a lot in the Three Kingdoms period.

On the one hand, because of the war, the number of people has decreased a lot.

In addition, there were not many people who knew words during the Three Kingdoms period...

It wasn't until noon the next day that Cao Shuo dragged his tired body and prepared to go home.

Before preparing to release it, Cao Shuo also specially found someone to show Cao Cao a copy.

"That's okay!"

Cao Cao happily flipped through the magazine.

From jokes to common sense and the like, it's all recorded on it.

Moreover, there is Cao Cao's crusade against Yuan Shushu in the middle!

"It's beautiful!"

After Cao Cao read it, he couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart.

"Lord, in the minister's opinion, this magazine should try to get a good hairstyle as early as possible!"

At this time, Guo Jia also came over and said.

"Yes, especially this article, it is simply written that Yuan Shu is a sinner, I will take a closer look at ......"

But at this moment, Cao Cao suddenly discovered that the last signature turned out to be You Heng.

"What? This is what You Heng wrote? ”

Cao Cao immediately tightened the chrysanthemum.

Recently, You Heng humiliated Cao Cao, and Cao Cao himself had heard about it.

At this time, Cao Cao gasped, but immediately reacted: "You Heng, this guy is still a little useful!"

In the impression of Cao Cao and most of the strategists and generals, this guy You Heng is a psychopath!

"This ......"

At this time, Guo Jia once again keenly caught Cao Cao's emotions, and said sharply: "Although you have scolded the lord...... But this time, he scolded Yuan Shu, as long as this magazine is published, it will let the whole world know! ”

"Hmmm......"

Cao Cao touched his chin and didn't speak for a long time.

Guo Jia is actually very entangled in his heart: In case Cao Cao is not to blame in the past, this You Heng really comes, what should I do?

No matter which strategist it is, you don't want to do things with Youheng, a kid who has no one in his eyes!

After another cigarette, the expression on Cao Cao's face gradually changed to joy: "Okay! Your writing is really an eye-opener for me! ”

Hearing this, Guo Jia gasped.

And Cao Cao actually recognized Cao Shuo very much in his heart: "How did this kid do it?" A madman like You Heng can also pull over and write an essay for himself? ”