Chapter 152: The Goldfinger Hard-Stuffed In
"Ding......
On the morning of the second day of junior high school, Yang Qiao had just gotten up, and this dinging broke a lot of his next journey, and even asked his daughter-in-law to go back with the baby by herself, so she had no choice but to go out in person and accompany her daughter-in-law back to her parents' house.
Ding, what the hell is this, I've crossed over again, no, I'm still in my mother's room!
Yang Qiao opened her eyes in a daze, the old lady, the eldest sister, the daughter-in-law, the little sister, the son, there are a lot of them, by the way, there is movement outside, that is to say, the girl got up earlier, she should be burning the kang, or rather, this girl, every once in a while, will get up to burn the kang, this is her task.
Yang Qiao's family will not be harsh on the artificial people, and naturally, they will not let them be idle.
Then, what does this tinkling sound mean now, it's a dream.
"Ding, please quickly find a place without interference, the system Zero Zero One will be deployed in five minutes, yes, what about you, others can't hear it."
Well, I finally understood, and sure enough, there was a voice, but what the hell is this Zero Zero One?
"If you ask me to find a place, I'll find a place?"
Yang Qiao said in a low voice, afraid that the old lady would hear it.
"Husband, what are you talking about?"
The daughter-in-law turned over in a daze, then hugged her son and continued to sleep, which was still heard.
"Brother."
Xiaomei rubbed her eyes and sat up, these days, she is the happiest, she can sleep with her brother, in fact, in Xiaomei's heart, this brother is the same as replacing her father, this Yang Qiao Since she got married, she rarely has the opportunity to find her brother at night, and she sleeps in her mother's room.
"Well, I'm here, I'm here, get up, wash up, exercise."
"You guys go, I won't go, last night, the baby made a bit of a fuss, maybe, yesterday the baby was too excited."
On the first day of the new year, there are a lot of people, so there are a lot of people who tease the baby, this baby is too excited, it is estimated that he is tired, this night, he doesn't sleep very well, not only the daughter-in-law gets up, it is Yang Qiao, that is also every time the baby makes a fuss, he wakes up.
Moreover, this big family can't sleep well, but they are all very happy, that is, in the past few days, everyone can get together, usually, you can't do this, there are many taboos.
"Don't run far, just run laps outside the door, let's go too, these days, but I'm busy, and I need to exercise to relax my muscles."
The old lady also woke up.
"Then, mother, you take your little sister to exercise, I still have some things, daughter-in-law, you accompany the baby to have a good rest, and then you will eat."
I waited for dinner, but I didn't expect that this came to the Chinese New Year, and the Yang family actually changed three meals a day to two meals a day.
In fact, it is still three meals, that is, there is one meal, it becomes the night, and it is rare for everyone to get together, no, they can often play until midnight, and naturally they will add one meal, but they eat three more meals during the day, it seems that they can't eat, so they are changed to two meals.
This is also the reason why the food has become better, otherwise, four meals a day, even five meals, may not be able to eat enough.
The most important thing is that the traditional habits of the old lady are noisy.
In fact, if you want to say that traditional habits also exist in later generations, that is, those who get married in more remote places, eat at home, and serve on the table, are all meat, no vegetables, so the guests leave on an empty stomach, and the meat on the table is not much moved, this is the tradition, some days, green vegetables, not on the table, not nothing.
At this time, the tradition is that if you can do it well, you won't do it badly, so it can be regarded as a dried vegetable that is not on the table.
Yang Qiao didn't want to go against the old lady, so at most, it would be better to eat one less meal, but the meal at night was Yang Qiao's final say, and the light things that could clean up the stomach and intestines were served.
"You go, go, go quickly, little lady, I'll watch it."
Xiaoniang is your daughter, alas, you can watch everything, but also, Yang Qiao seems to have gone too far, and actually robbed the position of the old lady, so that the little sister is better and more dependent on herself than the old lady.
And why is my mother so easy to talk, not easy to talk, everything in this family can be said to be done by everyone together, but it is Yang Qiao who is in charge of things, naturally, Yang Qiao said that there is something, that is, there is something, and it can't be delayed.
"Tell me, what the hell are you?"
"You are a ghost, your whole family is a ghost, I am brave and invincible, handsome and chic, three, five, six, seven, .................."
Stop, stop, aren't you a zero-zero one, what, what the hell is such a dragging number now.
"Oh, host, I'm 00 1 is bitter, it's because of this dragged name, it's hurt me, you know, our system, when signing up for the word, is not defended against the outside world, naturally it's the first time to sign up for the word, as a result, my first generation of hosts, that is, when I signed up for the word, was beaten to death, was killed, but, I can only watch him be killed, and I can't do anything, why, I'm still signing up, I haven't finished reporting, and I don't know if it was designed by that bullshit narcissistic doctorSo, over the years, in the absence of a host, I learned from the pain and decided, the name, no, changed to Zero Zero One, but my real name also needs to be known to you, right? ”
"I don't want to know, you just call Zero Zero One, you tell me, what are you capable of, why are you coming to me now."
Yang Qiao was very puzzled and said, how long have I been here, you golden finger, it's too late to appear.
"I don't know, I'm sleeping because of lack of energy, I didn't make it clear before, at that time, my host died, I was still signing up for words, I was thinking, when I finished reporting the name, I resurrected him, but I didn't expect that he was, actually cremated, cremated, I said, in ancient times, how could there be cremation, but after careful observation, I found that it was on the battlefield, when I was possessed, this battle came to an end, naturally, those soldiers who died in battle, all had to be cremated, no, I followed his soul, I went to another place, and then, I became a bead, and I went to sleep, and it turned out to be a forced wake-up, and when I woke up, I was stuck on you, and it was a program, and it was restarted. ”
"No, when did you change your name, I'll tell you, if you don't know it clearly, I will ignore you in the future."
"Don't, don't ignore me, I'm telling you, I'm not lying to you, I'm signing up for the word at the same time, thinking about changing the name, in fact, it's just an idea, I didn't expect it, there will be a second host, you know, my host is looking for it, it's a flying search, and then, it will be attracted by the host, stationed in the host's body, but, you're here, obviously I don't have the consciousness of flying, it's like, after a sleep, it's in your body, this, where do I go to reason with people, besides, it's, it's like, You're not suitable for being my host, but, this is starting to merge, why say so much, in fact, a few days ago, it should have begun to merge, that is, I didn't sign up, and I didn't wake up, it was some of my autonomous programs that were doing the trick. ”
What kind of system is this, it turned out to be a chatterbox, and I don't know what kind of system it is.
After talking about this for a long time, it didn't introduce itself, but only said that it was wronged.
"Tell me, what kind of system are you, talking, talking, aren't you very talkative."
"Please cherish the host, the system 001 is being unfolded, I am the system autonomous program, only responsible for the security of the system, not responsible for answering any questions."
"What the hell is an autonomous program?"
"Autonomous programs are not ghosts, autonomous programs, that is, superficial programs, are the same as you human beings, so eating, drinking, sitting and lying down is considered an autonomous program."
Well, this autonomous program, it seems, is also stained with a bit of chatterbox, otherwise, listening to its meaning, it will not talk to the host, which is a lot to say.
"Can you tell me what type of system you have?"
"Qualifications are limited and cannot be informed."
"That is, you know, just don't talk about it."
"Qualifications are limited and cannot be informed."
"Then, you say, how about I go for a run now, it won't affect the system."
"The host can't leave, it must wait quietly."