Chapter 153 The Goldfinger of Talk
"Oops, but it scared me to death, that autonomous system, Nima is a stupid, obviously the host has died, and he has to run out of energy to save him, and I just watched him consume energy, and I have to sign up for the word, new host, you say, the master who made me, is it a slut, otherwise, how can you give me such a long name, you don't know, at my speed, that name, it takes half an hour to pronounce it, otherwise, my host can't die."
"I know, I don't know if your master is guilty or not, you are a talker, I know, let's talk about it, what kind of system are you, but don't be a hegemon system, I don't want to fight for hegemony."
Yang Qiao said his worries, if this is the overlord system, it will tire one person to death, fighting for hegemony or something, it doesn't match me.
"No, no, I'm not some stupid overlord system, I have a good life, but I live that lonely life, besides, you see that I talk so much, can I be a hegemon system? Guess what system I am. β
"Talk a lot, don't worry, I will definitely suffocate you, wait a few days, I will take my little sister's puppy and go to the mountains and forests, I just don't speak, see if you suffocate to death."
"Oh, don't, don't, you're the host, people will be happy to get the system, you get the system, how can you pit the system, I'm not a multi-talk system, besides, how can there be a multi-talk system, I am, oops, let you take the ditch to the ditch, you guess, guess right, there is a reward, I tell you, originally this reward, is the gift of our first cooperation, but now, free, you can't guess right, you can only get the item after completing the task, guess quickly, guess quickly, guess correctly There is a prize."
"Reward you with a system dog head, you can play by yourself, I'm going to go to my relatives, you don't know, today is the second year of junior high school, and it's a day to please my father-in-law."
"No, I scanned it here, it's the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, who said that the second day of junior high school is the day to please my father-in-law?"
"By the way, yesterday, did you drink Tusu wine, um, um, no, no, you don't have the smell of Tusu wine, but where does the taste of this fruit wine come from, why do you have the taste of fruit wine, is it not my kind here?"
"No, no, you actually crossed over, the sky, the earth, which great god did a good thing, and actually gave me such a good host, so that it is much more convenient for us to communicate."
"Since it's much easier to communicate, let's bring the gifts."
"Don't take it, alas, it's not that I don't take it, it's my autonomous system that has exhausted my energy, hey, no, this energy, how did the energy come back, oh, oh, oh, I'm very happy, but, it still doesn't work, I'm injured, that gift, you still need to guess before you can take it out, but, let me remind you, it's related to the six arts, yes, it's related to the six arts, come to ancient times, what supermarket did you bring directly, arsenal or something, it's too stupid, too naΓ―ve, this ancient, not stupid, so, okay, Well, I'm not going to talk about it. β
"Is it a gentleman system, and such a dirty system, gentleman, gentleman, where did you come from, who cares whether a gentleman is a gentleman or not, they are all hypocritical."
"That's right, that's right, it's the gentleman's system, the bell stall, it's a pity, there's no reward, I'm sorry for the host, the so-called gift, it was used as an energy exhaustion by the autonomous system, I'm bitter, host, you say, how bitter I am, but, it's okay, it's okay, I'm still alive, you know from my long name, how many brothers and sisters I should have, but according to what I just scanned, within tens of thousands of light years, there is not a single brother and sister, they, they are all dead, woo woo, they are all dead, No wonder the master who made me said that, it depends on your luck, and it really depends on your luck. β
"No gifts, what do I care about you! Let's go. β
"What does this mean, it's been a day?"
Yang Qiao went out and looked, yes, it was dark, and in the room, it was already dark, he didn't feel it, it can be seen that this system is still very attractive.
"Hehe, host, we, let's have a good talk all night, let me tell you, I have a lot of good things, I've checked it, but, unfortunately, I can't take it out, you need to finish the task to take it out, I'll tell you Ao, this first level gift, but it's the best weapon, poetry, and, plagiarism has no consequences, you see, it's the Chinese New Year, you don't just go to Chang'an City to pretend to be a circle, oops, I fuck, I didn't expect it, you have already pretended, and, you, you actually with him, And he's a good friend, I said, you're stupid, you're good friends with these two, what good results can be, ah, ah, ah, how did I follow such an unobtrusive host. β
"Alas, I said, enough is enough, who doesn't care, or else, it's good for you to leave me, you think I don't have poetry."
"Yes, yes, you're very powerful, but do you know, in your previous life, what was the biggest shortcoming, that is, you don't fan anyone, that is, there are no idols, so, the poems you learn are all simple poems, and you don't even remember who the author is, and I don't know what era the author is, so, it's been more than a year, and you don't dare to plagiarize anything, haha, haha, I said boy, you can't do without me, you just accept your fate, although, I have some flaws, but, we add up two by two, that is the invincible existence in the world, Haha, haha, haha, when you encounter something like Coke, you have to laugh three times, this is something in your head, I learned well, haha, haha, haha. β
"Come, fool system, tell me, what are you capable of, this can't complete the task, is there any punishment."
"Naturally, I can't complete a task, wipe out my life for a month, I rely on, rely on, rely on, rely on, no wonder I stuffed it to you, just your life, rely on, rely on, rely on, where did you get so many lives, it's too scary, it's too scary."
If this system is a human form, Yang Qiao believes that what he sees will be a person patting his chest, saying that he is afraid, afraid.
"Okay, don't laugh, this first art, that is, one of the tasks, is counting, in two days, you have to teach ten people to learn ten Arabic numerals, and learn simple addition and subtraction within ten, ah, ah, ah, there is really no sense of accomplishment, you, you have already done it, done, okay, this first reward for you, that is, when you pretend to be forced, you can search for poems at will, that is, as long as you think of what type of poems you want in your mind, I will provide poems, even, Explain the source of this poem, as well as introduce it to the explanation, hurt my self-esteem, I'm gone, it's okay, don't call me, the system is also dignified. β
"Alas, I said, I said, I said, you don't want a child's temper, okay!"
"I'm just a child, I'm a newborn child, ignore me, it hurts my self-esteem."
Yes, this system, sure enough, hurts the brain, no, the system, does it have a brain, how do you feel, it's a little two, but who did this good thing.
"I'll tell you, my video system is faint, there is a record, it was a white-robed person with no blood who gave me to you, that day, you were playing iron flowers, ah, hitting iron flowers, this, you will too, hurt your self-esteem, hurt your self-esteem, go, go, I want to sleep, I want to sleep."
"Lao Bai, you come out for me, come out."
Yes, how many days are there, and I can't call Lao Bai anymore.
Come out, I'm stupid, front, come out a few times, how many years have I lost my ghost life, I don't know yet, how to make it back, if it wasn't for the master to let me spy on you, I would have left you a long time ago, it's terrible, why do you have such a strong vitality!
Hey, it's not right, this counts as if it's going to be done, your vigorous vitality, how does it seem to be related to me, but, what about that part of my memory, why isn't it too clear, but fortunately, the lord has a way, this confiscated ball, but it's a lot, give you one, no, it's a constraint on you, and, obviously, your life has been reduced, and I want to tell the lord the good news.
"Why, all of a sudden, it feels like something has left me, and I'm never going to come back."
"I'm telling you, just now, I scanned an inanimate signal and left you."
"Aren't you going to sleep?" "Don't I spy on you pretending to be forced, give you a month, pretend to be successful, and there will be a reward."