Chapter 2 Catch the Week
Duan Zhong has a headache, indicating that there is a lot of pressure. Because in the nearly a year since I came here, my understanding of the world is almost the same as when I was born.
What I heard the most was the sound of the maid coaxing herself to sleep, and the most I watched was the two pairs of choppy snow-white ...... His own Lao Tzu is the emperor, and he has a lot of opportunities, so he naturally doesn't have much time to see himself, so he eats and sleeps in the palace every day. Occasionally, his naughty brother will come to "torture" himself. This kind of life is definitely not what Duan Zhong wants.
However, Duan Zhong is still a baby, and he can only comfort himself in his heart with words like the future is bright.
In the course of a year, I still have some understanding of the world, although very little. For example, when he was 100 days old, there was a big feast in the palace, and he saw many officials and nobles. And from this, it can be concluded that the country where he is located will definitely not be the so-called Central Plains, because he sees ...... among these officials Ethnic minorities dress up.
What's this way of dressing? Duan Zhong vaguely remembered that he had seen it when he traveled to Yunnan in his previous life, maybe it was a white man, maybe it was a Yi person, whatever. At least Duan Zhong affirmed his judgment that he was in Dali again.
Whatever!
The palace has been quiet for a long time, and today it is unusually lively. The chamberlains and palace maids walked back and forth with their things, as if they were preparing for something big. Duan Zhong was very interested, so he watched all this with his eyes wide and extremely seriously.
The servant on the side walked to Duan Chong's side, gently shook Duan Chong's bed, and reached out to help him, letting Duan Chong's hands on the railing, and said with a smile: "My little master, are you interested in seeing more people today?" On weekdays, you're too lazy to move your fingers. ”
This talking servant is naturally the "Pure Beauty Lori Beautiful Girl" that Fang Fu was shocked when he saw Duan Chong when he was born, Duan Chong didn't spend much effort in order to keep this maid by his side. When it was time to eat or sleep, if she was not waiting by her side, Duan Zhong would naturally not be honest, even if those nurses and waiters were generally waiting for him, it was useless. It's useless for Duan Zhong and his mother to wait.
Because Duan Zhong is particularly good with this "beautiful girl" servant, the palace is also very good to her, and then pushes it, this servant is also very attentive to serving the master, so Duan Zhong is very cool! Duan Chong's mother called this maid Su'er, so Duan Chong also called it like this, of course, he could only say it in his heart, and naturally he couldn't say it. Otherwise, the first thing the prince shouted when he opened his mouth was not "father" or "mother", but a "Su'er...... I am afraid that the consequences are not ordinarily serious.
Duan Zhong can ignore the words of others, but he naturally treats Su'er differently. So he squeezed out a smile that he thought was very attractive, and stretched out his arm vigorously to gesture: hug.
Naturally, Su'er couldn't refuse. And Duan Zhong was naturally very cool, especially when his hands could casually rub oil on this pair of plump twin peaks without being reprimanded as a pervert, Duan Zhong felt an incomparable sense of accomplishment.
Su Er looked at Duan Chong's lovely face, looked outside again, stretched out her hand and scraped the tender face of our little prince, and said with a smile: "Little master, you have to catch Zhou well when you catch it in a while!" But you have to pick some manly catches, but don't take those rouge gouache and other things. When the eldest prince caught Zhou, he heard that he grabbed a sword and a Buddhist scripture. You don't want to be compared. Duan Zhong knew that this royal family attached great importance to swordsmanship, because his elder brother had come to "visit" his younger brother with an unsheathed sword countless times, which frightened the maids and maids in the palace. And this country is also extremely important to Buddha, because when he was 100 years old, Duan Chong saw officials wearing robes, and his own mother also took this Buddhist scripture and recited it when she had nothing to do. It can be seen that this country is extremely Buddha-heavy, but it is a little similar to the ancient Dali country.
Su Er naturally said this jokingly, and no one would have thought that a child under the age of one would be able to understand these words. However, Duan Zhong is an exception.
"Catch Zhou?" Duan Zhong was stunned, and then he remembered that he was almost a year old. In the memory of the previous life, it seems that when the ancient baby reached the age of one, the adults would put some items in front of it, and look at what the baby grabbed first, and then what he grasped, to determine the child's future character and development direction.
This was originally an extremely superstitious practice, and it also originated from ethnic minorities, but I didn't expect it to be popular in this palace, which made Duan Chong smile a little bitterly.
Since you know that this is going to catch the week, you naturally have to prepare well. What Duan Chong should be thinking about at this moment is how his grasping method can not only be unconventional, but also satisfy everyone, and conform to his baby's heart......
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Seeing the sun rise and slowly shake through the middle of the sky, the palace gradually became noisy. Although Duan Chonggui is said to be the prince, after all, the matter of arresting Zhou is a matter of the harem, and the ministers of the court are not surprised. And if Duan Zhong grabbed any "rouge gouache", the royal family really couldn't afford to lose this face, so the matter of catching Zhou had to be solved by himself in the harem. Besides, the emperor Lao Tzu is here, and it doesn't matter if those ministers come or not.
Duan Zhong squinted, woke up from his false sleep, looked at Su'er walking towards him and said with a smile: "Little master, the time has come!" He picked up Duan Zhong very carefully, and went to the back garden under the service of a nurse and maid.
This back garden is the back garden of the palace, which naturally looks extremely beautiful and magnificent, but Duan Zhong is carried by Su'er to walk around this back garden a few times every day, and naturally he is already a little tired of seeing it.
Leaning on Su'er's crisp chest, crossing the small bridge in the garden, there is a pool of clear springs, the pool is surrounded by pale pink lotus flowers, faintly revealing a little green underneath, there is an octagonal pavilion hanging in the center of the pool, the hall is full of people, there is a round table in the middle, and several women dressed like concubines are talking and laughing around the table. Duan Zhong saw his old lady in the middle, and ...... Concubine Zhuang.
A few maids on the side took a pu fan and diligently fanned a few maids, and watched Su'er come with Duan Zhong in her arms, and said a few words to several masters. This Concubine Zhuang was the first to move, and walked out of the pavilion in front of everyone with a smile, and took Duan Zhong from Su'er's hand: "Hey, our little baby is finally here!" ”
Duan Zhong looked at Concubine Zhuang's clear eyes and was a little dumbfounded, could it be that her hostile and jealous eyes when she was born were lost by herself?
All the mothers took Duan Zhong in their arms and tossed in turn, although the smell on everyone's body was very good, and the appearance was also one in a hundred, but thinking that these were all their own women, Duan Chong couldn't help but tremble in his heart, and withdrew his hand that was ready to rub oil.
Finally, the chamberlain shouted "The emperor has arrived", which ended Duan Chong's Yanfu. Emperor Lao Tzu walked into the pavilion with a smile: "I can't miss it this time!" As he spoke, he picked up the main seat of the pavilion and sat down, and let the ladies sit in turn. Duan Zhong was naturally held by Su'er and stood aside.
Emperor Lao Tzu took Duan Zhong from Su Er's hand, teased Duan Zhong with joy on his face, looked at the concubines watching from the side, and said, "Although we are royal, there is no need to talk too much about the rules. Today, a heavy child is one year old, let's start this week, and I will feed the heavy child longevity noodles in a while! ”
Emperor Lao Tzu spoke, and the chamberlain on the side naturally sent a tray that had already been prepared and placed it in the center of the table in the hall. Duan looked at it again, there are really a lot of things, if it is an ordinary person, they will prepare a few things, but the royal family naturally has more, and roughly there are at least twenty or thirty kinds.
In addition to the seals, scriptures of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism, as well as pens, ink, paper, inkstones, abacus, coins, account books, jewelry, flowers, rouge, food, and toys, there are also more knives, guns, sticks, and some royal objects, of course, these blades are all reduced versions. The Duan family dynasty is heavy on martial arts, this is what Duan Chong observed, and this royal artifact naturally depends on whether Duan Chong has the air of an emperor.
And before Su'er said that his brother was biased to pick swords and Buddhist scriptures, although it was extremely good, but he still didn't get those royal artifacts. If she picks it up by herself today, then Concubine Zhuang doesn't know how many Sakura Flower Dao murderous eyes she will have to look at herself.
However, what made Duan Zhong very interested was that those rouges, jewelry, and flowers were all placed far away in the corner, which was of course deliberate, after all, it was impossible to let the dignified prince pick up some female red and put them in the harem. After all, not everyone loves Jia Baoyu, and no one in this world knows about him.
Duan Zhong was placed on the table by Emperor Lao Tzu, and seven or eight pairs of eyes around him were staring tightly, wanting to see what potential this little prince had. Duan Zhong was surrounded by a variety of things, and he was also a little dazzled. This week is to look at the first two things of the baby, and if there are more, it will not be counted, and according to the baby's habits, it is natural to pick up the nearest one, so the adults have put the things they want their children to pick up the most in the nearest place.
Duan Zhong was a little hesitant, because there were a lot of things around him, and there were more things on the table...... The most important thing is what you want to pick up...... It's a lot too.
So Duan Zhong used a very scoundrel method...... With a face.
Duan Zhong first dipped the brush in the ink with his mouth, let go of his mouth, and rubbed his face towards the tip of the pen dipped in ink, and his face suddenly became confused...... This shows that our little prince will be talented in the future.
Then he put the other side of his face next to the seal, and rubbed it again.... His face suddenly became confused again...... This shows that our little prince is good at managing the government.
Then he kicked the delicate blades and moved them to his feet...... This shows that our little prince has collected all the martial arts in the world.
In the end, Duan Zhong simply rubbed his head against a few books next to him and picked up a relatively soft book...... Directly as a pillow cushion.... Lay down, and this book is a sutra...... This shows that our little prince, worship the Buddha and re-Buddha?
However, Duan Zhong didn't use his hands in all this...... So the ceremonial officer who was specially invited to explain next to him didn't spit out a word. But these things are too hard for a baby who has just turned a year old. So Duan Zhong is very tired...... So Duan Zhong fell asleep.
Under the surprised gaze of his emperor Lao Tzu and Yiying Niangniang, Duan Chong's face was dipped in ink and seals, his feet were on the blade, and his head was resting on the Buddhist scriptures and fell asleep...... Moreover, drooling......