Chapter 1 Pacifier Feeding
Duan Zhong became a little conscious in a daze. I vaguely remember that when I was about to go to bed at night, a person appeared at the head of the bed, and that person said that he would help him cross. Maybe it was only in his sleep that Duan Chong had some normal thoughts, thinking that he should have written "Crossing the Treasure Book" last night and wrote it too hard, so that he had a dream at night. At this moment, it should have been morning, but it was not clear when it would be, because Duan Zhong still felt very sleepy, so sleepy that he didn't want to open his eyes. Or is it ...... Can't open your eyes?
In the middle of the dimness, he felt a little noisy around him, as if someone kept shouting in his ear, "Harder...... Push harder" ...... However, the sound seems a little ethereal, because the transmission of the sound seems to be separated by a layer of paper, not very clear. Presumably, this is the state of half-dreaming and half-awake.
Finally, a howl like a broken gong pierced Duan Chong's ears, and there was still a little sleepiness. Then the whole body felt a strong pull, and it hurt. The gloomy world turned into light in an instant.
The voice of the broken gong finally said the words that Duan Zhong could understand, mixed with extremely joyful feelings: "Born! Raw! It's a little prince! ”
"Little prince?" Duan Zhong was stunned, feeling that the light in front of him was extremely dazzling, and his eyes seemed to be stuck by something, and he used all his strength to break open a gap. The first thing that catches your eye is a pleated ...... Old.
This is obviously an Obasan's face, with Duan Chong's rich knowledge, looking at this Obasan's coarse blue satin clothes, you can confirm that the person in front of you is an ancient stable woman. And at this moment, I am in this stable woman... In the arms. So Duan Zhong can finally confirm that he ...... Indeed, it has crossed over, and it has been born.
Duan Zhong twisted his head and found that there was a woman lying on the bed next to him with sweat on her forehead and tired face, her lower body covered with a quilt, and there was a basin of hot water steaming and oozing blood on the side of the bed, which was enough to conclude that the person lying on this bed was Duan Chong's biological mother in this life.
Duan Zhong was pleasantly surprised, because he stretched out his extremely short arm, touched it down, and found that there was still that thing between his legs, man! And judging from the words of the stable woman, he turned out to be a ...... Prince. said that his background was not bad. It's just that which dynasty and which kingdom is the prince, this is a question that Duan Zhong should think about at this moment. However, these facts in front of me at this moment are enough to laugh a lot.
Because of myself, I crossed.
However, Duan Zhong finally noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the room. The only four people in the house, Wen Po, the two maids, and his biological mother were staring at him with their eyes open, and their eyes were extremely wrong...... It was as if I had been frightened by something. The woman looked at the boy in her hand, and the hand that was holding the cotton cloth to wipe the blood on the baby's body also stopped...... After a while, he said, "The little prince is ...... He doesn't cry, he laughs! ”
The woman on the bed, who is also Duan Chong's biological mother, pursed her lips and thought about it, and finally made a major decision: "Beat me hard until I cry!" ”
Duan Zhongzhong was shocked, and the secret road was finished. Of course, I know that the newborn baby is not yet adapted to the outside environment because of its lungs, and only when it cries can it help it breathe. In his own life, even with the development of medicine, if a baby is born without crying, the doctor will beat him to cry. And it is clear that people in this world also have this common sense. So next, the unlucky one is Duan Chong. This is the so-called joy and sorrow.
The next tragedy is naturally Duan Chong's delicate little pink buttocks that has just come into contact with the air. After experiencing the process of turning his buttocks from pink to red, Duan Zhong finally squeezed out a few tears and howled a few times, ending this unwarranted disaster.
And after being beaten, Duan Zhong was surprised to find that he was ...... Sleepy. So much so that he forgot to curse this damn heavy-handed stable woman, and the one on the bed is his biological mother, of course he can't scold. So, Duan Zhong fell asleep.
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After experiencing the first sleep of rebirth, Duan Zhong felt extremely happy, and opened his eyes with great joy, but heard an even more joyful voice next to him: "Wake up, wake up!" ”
Duan looked at it again and found that the person who spoke was only a three or four-year-old child, who was lying on his bedside at the moment! Duan Zhong was a little confused: Can the prince's bed lie on casually?
Soon, however, the child was gently pushed away by a man. And the person who walked up to look at Duan Chong made Duan Chong feel very kind, he naturally knew that this person was his father, he was the prince, so what was his father? Emperor Lao Tzu, of course. Therefore, this middle-aged man naturally wore the clothes that the emperor should wear, and naturally exuded the legendary "imperial aura", and naturally reached out to hold Duan Zhong in his arms, and smiled extremely happily at himself.
Then he spoke to the little boy who was lying on the head of Duan Chong's bed just now: "Zhuang'er, your younger brother was born very heavy, you were only six pounds when you were born, and your younger brother is afraid that he has ten pounds." The words were full of relief and joy.
However, Duan Zhong understood two things. First, the three-year-old child is his elder brother, which means that he is not the eldest prince, at most he is the second and third child, in Duan Chong's "Crossing Treasure Book", there is no doubt that he was born as the son of the emperor, since he is not the eldest prince, if he wants to be the prince or the emperor, it is much more difficult. However, Duan Zhong didn't care, thinking that he was planning for the worst, and at least he was still a prince. And secondly, nature is yourself...... It's heavy. That is to say, he is very likely to develop towards a fat man. Duan Zhong shuddered and looked forward to his future, perhaps it coincided with the name of his previous life.
Suddenly, a woman on the side answered: "It's so heavy, I think it's a 'heavy' word!" ”
Duan Zhongzhong's head sank, and he cursed secretly in his heart, I don't know who is so vicious, and it's just a matter of being born, and he wants to curse himself with such a name? Looking up, I saw that the woman who spoke was indeed extremely beautiful, and her appearance was quite dignified, but looking at Duan Chong's eyes, it was not so friendly.
Duan Zhong was a little puzzled, he had been in this world for less than twenty-four hours, how could anyone be hostile to him? However, his own emperor Lao Tzu spoke: "Duan Chong...... Duan weight ...... It takes the meaning of holding the country steadily. Yes, yes, it means 'solemn' when combined with Zhuang'er, which is really desirable! Concubine Zhuang, Concubine Zhuang, you are really heartfelt! Very good, very good, so take this word 'heavy'! ”
Duan Zhong really admires this father, this woman obviously doesn't mean this in her words, but this emperor Lao Tzu can still understand a very beautiful artistic conception. This woman obviously didn't expect this emperor Lao Tzu to say this, and her vicious words instantly turned into good wishes, and even wished that the newborn child would ...... Hold the country steadily.
And in this paragraph, Duan Zhong realized several very meaningful meanings.
The first thing that bears the brunt of this is that he still has to be called in this world...... Segment weight. And that is to say... His surname is ...... Segment...... Duan thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of a certain Duan dynasty in history - Dali. Could it be that he is the prince of Dali?
The second point is that the Zhuang Er in the emperor's mouth is naturally his brother, and the name is estimated to be Duan Zhuang. And Concubine Zhuang in the emperor's mouth is naturally the mother of this Zhuang'er and the mother of his brother. It's just that where did the hostility in Concubine Zhuang's eyes come from, Duan Zhong was very puzzled.
Third, the emperor said that the acquisition of the word "heavy" means to hold the country steadily, and the meaning in this discourse is ...... Could it be that the position of the emperor in the future is to be sat by himself? Of course, maybe he thought too much, and the emperor Lao Tzu was also carried away by the festivities, and he didn't care about what he said. More importantly, these things should not be thought of by a baby who has been born for less than 24 hours.
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When Duan Chong finally survived the first visit of his relatives in his life, he was led down and coaxed by two maids, and the heart that had been hanging finally settled down, but Duan Chong didn't know why he was hanging. And there are too many things and problems in this world waiting for Duan Chong to explore and solve, but Duan Chong doesn't know anything at this moment, because he is just a baby, no one would be stupid enough to tell a newborn baby what the world is like, and Duan Chong can't open his mouth to ask...... Because that would scare people to death.
The two maids were not very old, about eleven or twelve years old, and they were quite interested in the newborn child, and they both stretched out their fingers to poke and touch Duan Chong's white and tender body, and they didn't even let go of that place. One of the maids looked at Duan Zhong with a smile, revealing two shallow dimples, and looked at Duan Chong's head rippling: pure beauty Lori...... Absolutely pure beauty Lori!
Duan Zhong was an old virgin in his last life, and not only that, but he didn't even have a girlfriend. A beautiful first love ended with the graduation of junior high school, and it was ...... It's unrequited love.
Duan Zhong suddenly became full of confidence in this world, and his heart was surging. Who are you? It's the prince! How could a prince not have a woman? All the women in the world will be their own women......
However, good sexual moments are always short-lived, and for newborn babies, eating is naturally an extremely important part.
What do babies eat? Breast milk, of course!
However, the royal family has never been in the habit of feeding their children personally, so at this moment, there are two people walking towards Duan Chong...... Nurse. Yes, it's two. This emperor Lao Tzu is afraid that a nurse will not have enough milk, or the taste will not be good enough...... So, two were sent.
However, Duan Zhong was very sad to find that the appearance of these two nurses was ...... It's really miserable. I don't know how these two nurses got into the palace with the royal aesthetics, and they are still ...... Mixed into a heavy nurse...... Even if the two men had a murder weapon hanging from their chests.....
Regardless of the reluctance of thousands of people in Duan Zhongzhong, these two nurses have already come over...... And the charm of walking is still there.
In Duan Chong's "Crossing Treasure Book", there is no word for "failure", and he believes that he is invincible and courageous. However, in the face of the two pairs of choppy snow-white ...... in front of him Duan Zhong was instigated......