"Your Majesty is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and you should set an example to the people of the world, so the minister now solemnly advises that Your Majesty should accept a Han girl into the palace, no matter how beautiful or ugly, no matter how old she is, Your Majesty should be warm with him, and strive to stay and have a good night...... Isn't the rumored Brother Gu weak in his legs when he is tired by the Han girl? Then Your Majesty must also make his legs weak, which are tired by the Han girl. ”

The corners of Li Shimin's mouth twitched obviously, and it took a long time before he swallowed and said, "Let me accept a Han girl?" And it doesn't matter if it's beautiful or ugly, and it doesn't matter how old you are. Let me live with him? Trying to stay overnight? ”

Wei Zheng nodded as he should, and said without hesitation: "If Your Majesty can make the Han girl's belly bulge quickly, it would be best to give birth to a son and a half daughter at this time next year." ”

Bang!

Li Shimin slapped the dragon chair heavily and said angrily: "Wei Zheng, what do you think of me? ”

Wei Zheng didn't care about the emperor's anger at all, but straightened his neck and said, "Back to Your Majesty, the minister treats you as the emperor." The emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor of the world......"

"You think I'm the emperor? Just let me marry a Han girl? ”

"Gu Tianya can marry, why can't Your Majesty marry?"

"Gu Tianya wants to change the world's perception of Han women......"

"Then shouldn't Your Majesty also help him change the world's perception of Han women?"

"Wei Zheng, you ......"

"Your Majesty, this is the advice of the minister, Your Majesty, as the emperor of the Han family, you have the responsibility to make every common person live well. Gu Tianya can still incarnate into a harlequin for the sake of the fate of those Han girls, he is just the master of the land of clouds, but His Majesty is the master of the entire Central Plains, what he can do, why can't His Majesty do it? ”

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Li Shimin's face was full of anger, but he was trying to restrain himself.

After a long time, he reluctantly spoke, trying his best to calm his tone and said: "Wei Zheng, I listened to what you just meant, it seems that I not only want to marry a Han girl, but also learn from Gu Tianya to make a rumor to make people laugh?" ”

Although the tone of the question was gentle, anyone could hear that Li Shimin was full of anger.

But Wei Zheng didn't seem to be able to hear it, but straightened his neck and said, "Yes, that's exactly what the minister meant." ”

Bang!

Li Shimin slapped the dragon chair again.

This time the anger on his face was not hidden at all.

"Wei Zheng, what about you? You told me to learn from Gu Tianya, and let me also turn into a harlequin to make people laugh, what about you? How do you do it? ”

Everyone can see that the emperor is afraid that he will punish Wei Zheng severely.

Unexpectedly, Wei Zheng suddenly laughed, and Huo Ran walked from the middle of the court to the center.

Then, the iron-clad minister bowed deeply and saluted, and laughed: "Your Majesty, the minister heard that there are Han girls in the north, with good looks and gentle nature, and the ministers are eager to yearn for it, and want to have one to be accepted in the room, but the minister and Gu Tianya have no friendship, and the Han girls are sheltered by him like treasures, so please ask Your Majesty for a favor, help the minister go to Gu Tianya to ask for a kiss, let him marry a Han girl, and add Ding ......to my Wei family."

Li Shimin sat on the dragon chair in a daze.

After a long time, the emperor opened his mouth in a daze and said, "You also want to marry a Han girl?" ”

Wei Zheng laughed again and said: "Not only ministers, but also other people, since they have entered this court, they have to pay for the people of the world." Therefore, the minister is now sending a request for all his colleagues in the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty, and I ask His Majesty to help them also go and talk to Gu Tianya, and all families must marry Han girls, and no one can escape this matter......"

In the entire court hall, suddenly a needle drop could be heard.

More than 300 Wenchen generals almost all stood stunned on the spot.

Li Shimin glanced at Wei Zheng deeply, and suddenly said pointedly: "Wei Zheng, do you know how many people you will offend this time, if you keep doing this, I am afraid that you will be whipped if you die in the future." ”

Wei Zheng looked up to the sky and let out a 'ha', with a fearless look on his face.

Li Shimin Huo Ran stood up from the dragon chair and said loudly: "I, I am determined to adopt Wei Zhengzhi's advice, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty will marry Han women." Since you want to be a harlequin, then don't leave one behind, my brother-in-law can be it, and I can be the emperor, so why can't you be a ......"

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At noon that day, the morning dynasty was over.

In the harem of the Tang Dynasty, the eldest grandson queen was dumbfounded.

After a long time, this virtuous woman who had just become the queen seemed to have woken up, suddenly stretched out her hand, grabbed another woman, and stammered: "Fifth sister, are you sure this is not an exaggeration?" ”

The woman on the opposite side was the princess of Gaomi of the Tang Dynasty.

At this time, the princess looked helpless, and said with a wry smile: "How can it be an exaggeration, the court has already made a decision, Wei Zheng's old thing, it's really not a thing, he not only forced His Majesty to marry a Han girl, but also asked all the ministers to marry a Han girl." Each family has different ranks and the number of marriages is different, for example, His Majesty is the Ninety-Five, and he has to marry at least nine. The three princes are highly respected, and no one has to marry six ......"

The corners of the eldest grandson's mouth twitched, the look on her face was extremely exciting, and she stammered: "The third prince wants to marry six?" ”

Princess Gaomi seemed to be unable to hold back, sneered, and said with a strange face: "Sister-in-law, you also know that the three princes of our Tang Dynasty are all vain positions, and the youngest of the three elders is almost sixty years old, and now she wants to marry six Han girls and go home as concubines, even if she is not angry with Wei Zheng's advice, I am afraid that she will be exhausted to death by the Han girls in bed." ”

Empress Changsun obviously couldn't hold back her desire to laugh, but she still tried to restrain herself after all, glared at Princess Gaomi viciously and said, "Talk about business, don't make a fool." ”

Princess Gaomi took a deep breath, restrained her smile and said: "The rest is the prince and the prince, each family marries according to the grade, the prince is the same as the third duke, and the one who marries is six, the second is the county king, and four are needed, in addition, the founding prince of the country, the number of Han women married is equal to the county king, and then the county marquis, the county man, all have their own marrying tasks." ”

Empress Eldest Sun was stunned, and only after a while did she suddenly wake up, and subconsciously said, "My family's Chengqian and Li Tai won't also be targeted by Wei Zheng's guy, right?" ”

Princess Gaomi nodded, raised six fingers with a strange face, and said: "Sister-in-law, you are the queen, and the sons born are all princes, so no one can escape this experience, no one wants to marry six Han girls, and the number is equal to that of the three dukes......"

After a pause, he continued: "Marrying is not the key, the most important thing is that there must be an heir, according to Wei Zheng, so that the people can believe it." ”

Bang!

Empress Eldest Sun slammed the table and said angrily: "Wei Zheng's ......"

She suddenly remembered that she shouldn't discuss the government and politics indiscriminately, so she hurriedly accepted the next words, and changed her words: "How old are the two children in this palace, do they also have to accept the task of giving birth to children?" ”

Princess Gaomi nodded helplessly, sighed, and said: "The court has already made a decision, and no one can escape this matter." Even His Majesty's second brother, he ...... Hey. ”

Empress Eldest Sun took a deep breath.

Princess Gaomi looked at her cautiously, until this time she finally revealed her purpose, and said with a face full of grievances: "Sister-in-law, I have to ask you for a favor." You also know that my family is a fat man, he has to be out of breath to even eat and drink, how can he complete the task of that thing, so, so ......"

Empress Eldest Sun smiled suddenly and said, "Didn't you say just now that no one can escape this matter?" Sister-in-law, although I am the queen of the Tang Dynasty, which queen can manage this kind of thing since ancient times? Even your second brother is going to be urged by Wei Zheng to marry a Han girl, if I oppose this, wouldn't it be boring for myself. ”

Princess Gaomi looked bitter, and said weakly and pitifully: "But, my family's mouth is really not good." Fat like that, fat into balls. ”

Empress Eldest Sun laughed and quipped: "That's just right, let Duan Lun's brother-in-law take the opportunity to lose weight." ”

Princess Gaomi is full of black lines.

At this time, I suddenly saw the eldest grandson's eyes roll, and suddenly sneakily approached the face of Princess Gaomi, and said curiously: "You just said that Pingyang's man also married a Han girl." ”

As long as it is a woman, she has a gossip heart.

Princess Gaomi suddenly forgot about her own troubles, and a gloating look appeared on her pretty face, and she smiled evilly: "It is said that she was kicked down by the third sister and thrown directly on the bed of the little concubine named Gu Sanniang, and that little concubine is also energetic enough, and the third brother-in-law was not allowed to rest all night, and the tossing was dark, and the third brother-in-law's screaming could be heard in the entire Youzhou City." ”

Empress Eldest Sun was dumbfounded, and then felt satisfied with listening, and said in a daze: "So good at playing? It's a ...... who was able to hold on to a tree in the snow."

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