Chapter 265 [Did You Hear?] Gu Tianya's legs are tired and weak]
Two 'legends' soon spread in Youzhou City! ’
"Hey, his third brother, come here, have you heard?"
"I've heard, I've heard."
"Did you really hear that?"
"yes, yes!"
"I haven't said what I'm going to say, and you're saying you've heard about it? I don't like to talk to you, I'll go find the third sister-in-law, and the third sister-in-law definitely doesn't know. ”
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The ancients lived a hard life, and there were no entertainment activities on weekdays, so whenever there was some gossip circulating, it would immediately become a hot topic after tea and dinner.
Excitingly, there are currently two topics in Youzhou City.
The first legend first made people's eyes glow when they heard it, the listeners were stunned, and the speaker's face was full of mystery, and then in the midst of a burst of exclamations, the listeners also began to sneakily go to other acquaintances to tell 'secrets'.
What is this legend?
It is said that on the night of New Year's Eve, the eldest lady of the Gu family, who has always been kind, suddenly broke out, and the princess led the whole family to go out together and rushed into the Han women's camp outside the city with murderous spirit......
Then, tied up a delicate little lady and went home.
It is also said that the delicate little lady is the outer room raised by Mr. Gu, but unfortunately she was not careful enough when stealing, so she was discovered by Princess Pingyang. What kind of character is the princess, how can she be so angry as the wife of the family, so she mobilized the whole family to go into battle together, and directly staged a bandit kidnapping on New Year's Eve.
It is said that after the princess lady took someone to kidnap the ticket, she took her husband back with her hand, and after a violent beating, Mr. Gu was beaten by the crying father and called his mother, fortunately, there was a cute tiger baby who cried and helped the 'poor father' to keep pleading, so the princess lady was angry and reluctantly spared Mr. Gu's behavior of stealing food.
It is also said that although Mr. Gu was beaten by the princess, this beating can be regarded as profitable, because after the princess lady was angry, she directly recognized the outer room that Mr. Gu secretly raised...... Not only did the princess approve of the outer chamber, but she also decided to give it an identity. I heard that there was a move that night, and a small courtyard was arranged directly for the outer room in the Gu family's back house, and it was no longer an outer room, but the Gu family's concubine recognized by the princess's eldest lady.
In the end, it was said that Mr. Gu wanted to drag the majesty of the head of the family that night, but unfortunately, how could his weak little body be the opponent of the princess and lady? With just one kick, Mr. Gu kicked him to the ground, and then grabbed his neck like a caught puppy, and was thrown directly by the princess and lady to the concubine's bed.
According to Ma Sanbao, Gu's No. 1 big-mouthed retainer, the little concubine tossed Mr. Gu that night, just because the princess said that since the concubine had to have a task since she got started, her stomach must bulge within three months, otherwise she would be beaten out with a stick.
In order to ensure her identity, the concubine dared not to die, and I don't know how she tossed Mr. Gu that night, anyway, the next day I heard that Mr. Gu was leaning against the wall when he walked, and his legs kept shaking, and he would tremble when he saw any woman.
In the entire land of clouds, this legend is getting more and more outrageous!
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At this time, in the city of Chang'an, the early dynasty was being held.
However, the situation in the early court today was obviously a bit strange, and almost all the ministers were stunned and stupid.
Not only the ministers were stupid, but the emperor Li Shimin was also stupid.
After a long time, I saw Li Shimin's face twitch, and then he stammered and asked a courtier: "Hou Junji, are you sure?" ”
The courtier was none other than Hou Junji, and when he heard the inquiry, he hurriedly bowed his hand and said: "Your Majesty, how dare the minister say that since Your Majesty let the minister take charge of the military department, one of the duties of the minister is to manage the messenger in the army. Nowadays, there are new post stations in all parts of Datang, which can ensure the transmission of information even in the cold winter and the moon. In particular, His Majesty once instructed Wei Chen to pay attention to the movement in the north, so the minister was conscientious and conscientious, and he did not dare to despise the news of any cloud land. ”
"It is precisely because he does not dare to despise it, so the minister will do everything in detail, even if he knows that this news is an unreliable rumor, but the minister still has to report it to His Majesty seriously."
"But this, but this ......" Li Shimin's face was obviously strange.
After another long time, the emperor who had just ascended the throne of the Tang Dynasty couldn't help but laugh, and said: "I didn't expect that guy to have today, I'm afraid this rumor will make him die of shame......"
Speaking of this, he stopped for a while, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter, and said: "Hahahaha, laughing to death, I went to steal on Chinese New Year's Eve, but I was caught by the third sister and others." It's just a matter of catching the current one, and was kicked down by the third sister, and then thrown on the bed of the little concubine, and the legs of the little concubine who wanted to keep her identity were weak, hahahaha, Gu Tianya, you kid also have today, I think you still dare to be five people and six no. ”
Li Shimin's mood is obviously very good.
But at this time, someone in the court coughed lightly, and then saw Fang Xuanling slowly walking out, arching his hand and saying, "Your Majesty, the minister thinks that this rumor should be false." ”
"Nonsense, of course it's fake!"
Before the emperor could speak, Cheng Yanjin suddenly jumped out and said, "How can a character like Brother Gu be on a concubine?" Princess Pingyang is so virtuous, how can she let Brother Gu not come to the stage for a concubine? So you don't have to guess it, even a fool knows it's fake. ”
Li Shimin nodded slowly and said: "I also know that it is fake, but I must treat the fake as true, in fact, you and I can understand that this is a good start to solve the fate of Han women." As this rumor spreads, everyone in the world will find out that Gu Tianya is willing to marry a Han girl, and even his kind of nitpicky character doesn't care about the past of the Han girl, shouldn't ordinary people care about the past of the Han girl......? So, it's a good start. ”
The ministers of the DPRK and China were silent, but many people showed solemnity on their faces, and even those officials from families nodded subconsciously at this time.
Li Shimin's eyes swept slightly, and suddenly said pointedly: "Han women have been plundered by the Turks, almost every woman has been insulted, and now they have returned from the grassland, the biggest problem is how to spend the second half of their lives, I am not afraid to say a word of self-deprecation, I have no ability to settle these women, although they are miserable and pitiful, but I have no heart here." ”
He paused as he spoke, and sighed: "After all, the foundation of our Datang is still shallow. ”
Fang Xuanling nodded subconsciously and said with feeling: "Yes, the foundation of Datang is still shallow. ”
Wei Zheng stood in the middle of the court and bowed his hand slightly, and said with a serious face: "Involving hundreds of thousands of Han women, if you want to resettle it, you need to use at least ten counties, but this is just land, the key is people's hearts." The Han women have been insulted, but our Han men care about this the most. The so-called concubine can accept women, but to marry a wife, you must marry Huanghua, what does it mean, it is about women's chastity. ”
Li Shimin's face was a little unsightly, and he said coldly: "Wei Zheng, do you care about this too?" ”
"Back to Your Majesty, the minister doesn't want to lie, the minister, I really care."
Wei Zheng is worthy of being a person who dares to speak, and he arched his hand and continued: "In fact, not only the ministers are like this, but I am afraid that this is the case for the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty. As long as it is a man, who doesn't like a virgin, this is the traditional concept of Han men for thousands of years, and it can be forcibly changed at a moment, so Your Majesty is not to blame. ”
Li Shimin sighed.
Wei Zheng seemed to hesitate for a moment, and soon spoke again, and said in a deep voice: "It is precisely because we all know how difficult this matter is, that the minister will feel admiration for that Gu brother. This time this rumor is so ridiculous, we all know that it is false, but it is such a ridiculous false rumor, that Brother Gu does not control it from spreading from the Land of Clouds...... Obviously, he was deliberately laissez-faire. In other words, he was willing to be a harlequin in this rumor. ”
Li Shimin nodded slowly again and said, "Yes, he is willing to be a harlequin." ”
Wei Zheng looked at Li Shimin with sincere eyes, and said slowly: "If he doesn't want the rumors to leak out, who can spread the news from his dark cloud land?" Chen Ke once heard that Gu Tianya's means of controlling the news in Hebei are not weaker than others, but he obviously has the means to control the news, but he makes the news spread in a boiling ...... publication, so the minister boldly guesses that the news itself is his handiwork"
Li Shimin glanced at him, and suddenly said sneeringly: "Wei Qing's family, you have been going around for a long time, and this is what you want to say?" I might as well tell you directly, I knew that he had forged it when I heard the news just now. Forget it, you are a Confucian literati, and you hold your own tradition in your bones, you can't count on this kind of thing, so you can step down, and I will discuss it with the generals......"
The emperor was already very impatient when he spoke, but Wei Zheng showed no sign of retreating, but arched his hand again, and suddenly said: "Your Majesty, the minister still has advice." ”
Li Shimin frowned.
But seeing that Wei Zheng didn't care whether the emperor was happy or not, he directly said loudly: "The matter of the return of the Han girl, the Youyun Gu clan has made a good start, but the minister thinks that it is not enough to rely on his own efforts. Involving hundreds of thousands of Han women who have been humiliated, each of us should not be indifferent. We can't let Gu be a harlequin himself, we should all be harlequins with us......"
This time, Li Shimin was obviously stunned, and vaguely felt that Wei Zheng had become cute.
But soon, the emperor felt that Wei Zheng was not cute again.
It's just because of the next admonition of this iron-necked minister that he first regarded him, the emperor, as a bird.
In history, Wei Zheng has always brought disaster to Li Shimin's death......
This time, too!
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…… The first shift arrived, followed by the second shift
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