Chapter 19: The Fat Man's God's Work

In the face of emperor-like service, although the fat man has a weak heart, he has nothing to do. Tang Haosan and Wang Meto have the blessing of the fat man also became the guests of the barren people.

"Fatty, we can't enjoy it here all the time! I have to go to Liu Chen and Tang Murphy, it's been so long, if something happens to them, I'll feel uneasy, after all, I brought them out." Wang Mei said.

"Fatty, if Wang Mei and I go first, you can act here. After we find Liu Chen and Tang Murphy, we will come back to you. What do you think?"

"You two can't leave me, I don't want to die alone here. ”

"Are you lonely and old? Open your eyes and talk nonsense, look at the five girls around you, one by one, there are many materials, the place that should be convex is convex, the place that should be warped, what else do you want?"

"Brother, how can you hurt me so much, am I the kind of person who forgets his righteousness? Besides, no matter how good the body is, look at the fangs, why don't we change the two of us, and you will sit in my place?"

"I can't, they think you, I don't meet their standards. ”

"Where are you two going to be again? Can you think about it and think about it?"

"I think we can act at night while they are sleeping, if these five desolate girls stand on the opposite side of us and don't let them go, we can only be ruthless, after all, the desolate people have already killed Lao An and them before. Fatty, your little bow and crossbow should have four more arrows, plus one of my small knives, enough to deal with them. ”

"How can you plan to kill them? They are desolate people, but they are girls after all. ”

"We're going to try to keep them under control so that they don't hurt their lives. Fatty, what other weapons do you have, give Wang Mei one. ”

The fat man pointed to the place where the desolate man had helped him untie his clothes, and one of the desolate men immediately ran over and brought the fat man's old clothes and black box.

In front of the five barren girls, the fat man quickly assembled a ladies' special pistol and handed it to Wang Mei. The barren girls were dumbfounded, and although they didn't know that it was a murderous weapon, they worshipped it.

"Fatty, did you prepare this lady's pistol for Wang Mei in advance?

"I prepared this pistol because it was small and didn't take up space. ”

After Tang Haosan and the three of them finished discussing, night was about to fall, and dinner time was up. The barren people had set up two long tables in the clearing, enough for everyone to eat, and the tables were actually made of the trunks of two large trees originally. The three of them were brought to a small table for the three of them as well as the "Birdhead Queen".

The desolate man served them a large plate of the freshest meat, nothing but bloody. When Wang Mei saw it, she retched. The fat man and Tang Haosan also stayed away. The "Bird's Head Queen" was just about to eat it, and when she saw the fat man's performance, she immediately asked:

"Tenjin, don't you think it's delicious enough? So, tell me what you want to eat?"

The fat man couldn't understand what she said at all, so he couldn't deal with it, so he turned to Tang Haosan and Wang Mei for help, and they also shook their heads. The "Bird's Head Queen" found that they could not understand her own words, and repeated it word by word, accompanied by hand gestures, pointing at the food. Wang Mei saw the intention and said to the fat man:

"Fatty, she should be wondering if you don't like to eat these things. ”

With Wang Mei's prompt, the fat man pointed to the bloody flesh at the "bird-headed girl" and shook his head. The "Bird's Head Queen" immediately ordered the bloody fresh meat to be removed, and then tried to serve some wild fruits. I don't know what kind of fruit it is, but at least it's more than a thousand times better than the raw meat that makes you vomit. After being hungry for a day, the fat man, Tang Haosan, and Wang Mei saw that it was a wild fruit, and they took it and gnawed it, and it tasted good. The fat man said while biting the wild fruit "sloppy, slippery":

"It tastes good, if only there was meat. ”

"You still mention meat, you didn't see that Wang Mei retched just now. ”

"I'm talking about cooked meat. ”

As he spoke, the fat man saw several hares hanging from the branches of a tree not far away. The "Bird's Head Queen" also noticed the fat man's gaze towards the hare, and said to a barren girl:

"The gods must like to eat those hare meats, go and have them skinned. ”

The desolate girl turned and walked away, called a desolate man with a knife, and said something. The man immediately stabbed down, tore harder, and a whole hare appeared. The barren girl came back with the peeled hare, and when the fat man saw that it was such raw meat again, he immediately lost interest and continued to gnaw on the wild fruit.

The fat man nibbled on the wild fruit for a while, and suddenly smiled ghostly at Tang Haosan and Wang Mei.

The fat man left his seat and fumbled in the black box, then ran away to make a makeshift stand, found some dry wood, and skewered the hare on a branch. Tang Haosan and Wang Mei suddenly realized that foodies are indeed foodies, but this group of barren people has never seen this kind of posture, and they are all curious.

The fat man took out a lighter and lit the dry wood, and the barren man was shocked when he saw the blazing flames. The fat man ignored their horror and only thought about roasting his own rabbit meat. The oil dripped onto the fire, making the crackling of dry wood even worse.

"Dry firewood, see if there is not, this is dry firewood. The fat man said to Tang Haosan and Wang Mei with a smile.

"Fatty, you can. Wang Mei praised.

"Of course, otherwise how would these desolate people be respectful to me. ”

After a while, there were bursts of fragrance, and Tang Haosan couldn't wait to say:

"It's okay, it's cooked, it's cooked, bring me a piece. ”

"What's the hurry, I'll have to wait a while. ”

Tang Haosan looked at the hare meat and swallowed his saliva. The surrounding barren people were also excited to smell this pungent fragrance, and they all wanted to try it.

"Brother, I'll borrow your knife. ”

"My knife is a treasure, you don't want to cut meat, do you?"

"You said yes. ”

"No, my knife can't be used to cut meat. ”

"Do you still want to eat it? Do you want to be like them, holding a big lump and gnawing on it?"

Tang Haosan was completely tempted by this game, and although he was reluctant, he still took out a knife and handed it to the fat man. The fat man cut the hare into pieces and first gave Wang Mei a piece, and Wang Mei took a bite and was full of praise. After Tang Haosan got the game, he spit out.

The "Bird-headed Queen" also ate a piece, and then, bursting into tears, exclaimed:

"The gods have brought us such delicious food, worship the gods. ”

The crowd bowed down to the fat man. The fat man hurriedly said:

"No, no. He gestured as he spoke.

Because of the large number of people, the fat man taught the barren people how to roast food, and the other barren people roasted it themselves. The fat man looked at the spectacular barbecue scene in front of him and couldn't help but sigh, "It would be nice to bring some cumin when you go out." ”