Chapter 18: The Fat Man Wins Without Force
Facing a group of barren onlookers, especially the "bird-headed girl" at the front, she stared directly at the fat man, which gave the fat man goosebumps. Tang Haosan quickly showed the knife in his hand, and the fat man immediately took out his own small bow and crossbow, these weapons seemed to be insignificant in front of this group of barren people with fangs and machetes.
"Brother, why don't they do it? Why do they keep staring at me? Staring at me is creepy and weird. The fat man muttered quietly.
"How do I know why they didn't do it. Tang Haosan whispered, "Staring at you, is it because you are the most handsome?"
"When is it, you two haven't done it yet. Wang Mei reminded at this seemingly tense moment.
As soon as Wang Mei finished speaking, with a "whoosh", an arrow shot out, and it turned out that the fat man accidentally pressed the launch button of the bow and crossbow. The arrow finally hit the barren man, Tang Haosan, the fat man, and Wang Mei were stunned, thinking that a fierce battle would begin.
What I didn't expect was that the desolate people didn't fight back, but took a few steps back together. Then, something that surprised Tang Haosan and them even more happened.
The "Bird's Head Queen" knelt reverently, and all the barren people behind her knelt down one after another. Tang Haosan and the three of them looked at each other in the face of this situation.
"Fatty, is the power of your bow and crossbow terrifying them?" Wang Mei couldn't help but ask.
"No, they're really impressed by my handsomeness. The fat man replied suspiciously.
"You really think you're handsome, obviously the scum of the soil!" Tang Haosan said with a low laugh.
"Maybe that's what I do. The fat man was so proud that he forgot about the atmosphere that had just been in danger.
"Don't say it, they're coming. Wang Mei reminded Tang Haosan and the fat man.
As he spoke, the barren man slowly gathered around, hugged the fat man, and then lifted the fat man and walked slowly towards the entrance of the cave. The road was already slippery, but it was still a steep uphill road, and the fat man was really worried that he would fall down, so he hurriedly said, "Alas, alas...... No, no, I'll go myself. Brother, come and save me!"
Tang Haosan waved his hand helplessly, and Wang Mei was also at a loss, not knowing what was going on.
"Did they carry the fat man away because he was fat and could be better served as a meal on the plate?" Wang Mei asked worriedly.
"Perhaps, I'm going to follow them and see what they have to do to the fat man. Tang Haosan continued, "Because I don't know what the situation is, you wait here first to avoid our total annihilation." ”
"Do you think I'm safe here?" Wang Mei said, pointing to the damp and cold cave.
Tang Haosan and Wang Mei followed this group of barren people, like air, because the barren people put all their enthusiasm on the fat man. The fat man saw Tang Haosan and Wang Mei following behind, and shouted loudly:
"Brother, Wang Mei, you two have to think of a way!"
Tang Haosan and Wang Mei faced this dry and barren person, how could they do anything, they could only silently follow forward and adapt to the situation. Once they really poison the fat man, they can only fight with their lives and accompany the fat man to destroy the barren island.
"We'll be with you, let's do what we can. ”
When the fat man heard Tang Haosan shouting this, he burst into tears with gratefulness. The fat man was carried high all the way, listening to the sound of "roar" and "roar" from time to time, and his heart was slowly relieved, after all, he could enjoy this journey before he died, and he could be regarded as getting a little comfort.
Finally to the place where the barren people lived, they gently put the fat man down. The fat man waited to be tied up by them again, but it didn't happen. Tang Haosan and Wang Mei were ready to fight back against the barren people at any time, but no one paid attention to them, they just stood awkwardly, neither to leave, nor to stay.
The "Queen of the Bird's Head" began to instruct in the tribal language: "Wash the dust of the gods quickly." ”
The desolate people retreated, and the three young desolate people came to the fat man's side, if they didn't look at their fangs, one by one, they were convex and backward, and they were beautiful, but with these fangs, they would ......
They first bowed down and then said reverently, "Gods, allow us to bathe you." ”
It's just that the fat man couldn't understand their words, and he was stumbling, "ah, oh".
Three young barren men began to surround the fat man, untying the fat man's wide clothes. The fat man was startled, and saw that there was a pool of steaming water not far away, and the water vapor was writhing and floating on the surface of the water, and he immediately understood.
"Brother, they're going to wash me clean so I can serve the dishes!"
Tang Haosan and Wang Mei hurriedly stepped forward to save the fat man, but were quickly blocked by the barren man next to them.
When the fat man saw that they were about to strip off their clothes, he hurriedly stretched out a hand, waved his hand, and said, "I can't do it, I can't do it." The three of them immediately stopped and said goodbye to the "Birdhead Queen".
The fat man thought they understood what he said, but suddenly two young barren men came.
It turned out that the three barren people thought that the fat man waved his hand and signaled that five people would help him loosen his clothes, so the "Bird's Head Queen" sent two more. Surrounded by five young, beautiful and fanged girls, the fat man was stripped naked. Wang Mei blushed when she saw this scene and quickly turned around.
The fat man was guarding his vital parts with both hands, and the five young girls whispered and smiled from time to time, but when they laughed, their fangs were even more terrifying.
The "Bird's Head Queen" spoke: "Today, we are fortunate to see the true body of the gods, worship!"
After kneeling, the fat man was taken to the hot pool, and the five barren girls motioned for the fat man to go to the pool, and the fat man hesitated. Covering his lower body, he turned his head to see the "Bird's Head Queen" reverently signaling to please enter the pool, and then there were respectful eyes from the barren people around him. The fat man thought to himself: "Before they killed someone, there were really a lot of routines." Forget it, it's a death anyway, take a shower and enjoy. ”
Although the five girls have fangs, they are girls after all, and the fat man covers his lower body tightly throughout the bathing process. After bathing, the "Queen of the Bird's Head" personally sent over a most gorgeous outfit: a white robe embroidered with colorful flowers.
The fat man got dressed, and the killing never came, but was arranged on a tall seat. The five barren girls were fanning the fat man and rubbing their shoulders. The fat man felt like a guest of the barren man, and slowly relaxed his vigilance, he tried to point at Tang Haosan and Wang Mei, and the barren man quickly brought them both to the fat man.
"Fat man, what the hell is going on?" Wang Mei asked puzzled, Tang Haosan also expected the fat man to give an answer.
"I really don't know, but I see that I seem to have some rights. You see......"
As he spoke, the fat man motioned for Tang Haosan and Wang Mei to give them seats, and the barren man immediately moved the seats. Then the fat man motioned for them to fan them again, and the barren man immediately fanned them.
The fat man and Tang Haosan smiled heartily. But they still couldn't figure out what was going on and what the next outcome would be.