Chapter 313: Dump the pot!
"Oh my God! Someone actually eats? ”
"Gross~~! It seems that there is really a smell of~~vomit~~! ”
"How can this be reasonable, on such an important day today, isn't Cui Shanyou deliberately making trouble by doing this?"
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Cheng Biting Jin's voice was even louder, and the civil and military ministers who were waiting here early in the morning heard it, their eyes widened one by one, and they looked at Cui Shanyou and the others incredulously, and then smelled the smell of "Xiang" in the air, and all the ministers jumped far away with "agility", as if fleeing from the plague.
Cui Shanyou and the others immediately formed a circle of isolation belts, and the riot here immediately attracted the attention of 20,000 sailors not far away, but because of the strict military regulations, they did not come over to see the excitement, even so, they kept looking at this side with their eyes.
"You~! You~! Vertical Zi'an dares to slander the old man! You~! ”
Cui Shanyou saw that everyone was far away from them with disgust, and even a few officials who were usually good friends with him were reluctant to approach him, and in the blink of an eye, the reputation of several of them for "eating" was about to be confirmed, Cui Shanyou, who had always paid attention to good reputation, couldn't help but die of shame, he pointed at Li Zexuan with a trembling right hand and scolded angrily.
At this moment, he didn't care that Li Zexuan was his superior, and even used the "shaft".
"Colleagues, don't listen to people's nonsense, how can my generation of scholars eat such filthy things? It's all a misunderstanding! ”
"Yes! I'm just stepping on a child's feces on the road, and I'm not going to eat such filthy things! Huang Shilang, you have to believe me! ”
Lu Yanyu hurriedly pulled one of his usual friends and explained.
"Hmm~! Dr. Lu, I believe you are below, you let go first, I feel a little uncomfortable and vomiting~~"
Huang Shilang hurriedly broke away from Lu Yanyu's hand, ran to the side and vomited, after all, he had just finished breakfast and was not long in time!
Several other doctors basically fell into the same situation, no matter how they explained, they were not willing to listen carefully, and they all "fled around", because everyone was similar to Huang Shilang, they had just finished breakfast, who wanted to touch such an unappetizing thing?
Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Eldest Sun Wuji, and Wei Zheng, the "civil officials", also stood far away, frowning and looking at the eight Guozijian doctors in the field.
"How can this be true? Why are Cui Shanyou and others so ignorant? ”
Wei Zheng said with a displeased face.
"Maybe there is something hidden in it, let's wait for His Majesty to come!"
Fang Xuanling groaned.
Eldest Sun Wuji smiled, but he didn't say anything, he glanced at Li Zexuan in the distance with deep meaning.
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"The old man's reputation for decades has been ruined by you! Old man..... The old man fought with you! Yes~~~! ”
Seeing that his reputation was about to be ruined, Cui Shanyou's eyes were about to be broken, and he couldn't help it anymore, he moved his old arms and legs, and rushed towards Li Zexuan like a madman, looking at this posture, he wanted to kill Li Zexuan.
Li Zexuan was "frightened" and "embarrassed" as he scurried around in the crowd, and shouted at the same time: "Dr. Cui, you are wronged!" Boy, I never said you were an old man eating! I'm just asking if you've eaten! ”
With his skills, he just stood still and let the old man Cui bump, and there was no bird incident for a year, but he was afraid that Cui Shanyou would "touch the porcelain"! Looking at his age, if he bumps into a good one, won't he be extorted a large amount of "medical expenses?" ”
"Poof~~! Shaft! The old man and you don't share the sky! ”
Hearing Li Zexuan's mouthful of "eating", and it was slippery like a loach, he couldn't catch it at all, Cui Shanyou couldn't hold back anymore, he staggered two steps, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and said angrily.
"Dr. Choi! Dr. Choi! Are you okay? ”
Tang Qingliu, Sima Minglang, Gu Fengyan, Shangguan Yufeng, Lu Yanyu, Zheng Zhanli, Sikong Linghao and others hurriedly came over to support Cui Shanyou and said hurriedly.
They have smelled the smell of "" for so long along the way, and they have almost developed a certain immunity, so no one will dislike anyone at this moment.
"Hey~! I didn't care about it, right? Dr. Cui, why do you have to chase after you? You see that you are a lot older, let others see it, and say that I bullied you~! ”
Li Zexuan said a little "unbearable".
"You~! You~! You~! ”
Cui Shanyou "you, you, you" for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, he rolled his eyes and fainted completely!
"Dr. Choi~! Dr. Choi~! Wake up~! ”
"Dr. Cui, wake up~!"
The other seven Guozijian doctors suddenly lost their backbones, and one by one they dragged Cui Shanyou's arm and cried and grieved.
"You, go and bring a few people to carry him to the Imperial Doctor's Office!"
In the distance, the eldest grandson Wuji finally couldn't stand it anymore and decided to stop the farce, he called a sergeant and commanded.
"No!"
The silver-armored sergeant bowed down to receive the order, and with two of his men, he ran towards the field.
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"Hey, what's wrong with you kid today? Did these people offend you somewhere? ”
After regaining calm in the field, Cheng Yanjin grabbed Li Zexuan and said with a straight smile.
"The boy is wronged! Uncle Cheng! I just guessed a random sentence, but I didn't expect you to react so much, and directly shouted out that sentence! ”
This pot Li Zexuan resolutely can't carry it! It really damages his perfect image of being bright and majestic, the oldest and the youngest, wise and chic! So he casually threw the pot to Cheng Yanjin, anyway, this old goblin has lice on his body and doesn't itch, and there are already more people who hate him.
"Smack!"
Cheng bit the golden beard and glared, slapped Li Zexuan's head, and scolded: "Fart!" Obviously you said it, but you still dare to rely on Lao Tzu? You stinky boy has a lot of skills~! ”
Li Zexuan rubbed his head and muttered to himself: No wonder Cheng Chumo's brain is not bright! must have been beaten by Cheng Yanjin since he was a child.
"Haha! I haven't seen you for many days, but you're even more powerful! first stunned Cui Shanyou, and now he provoked Cheng Zhijie! It seems that my Datang is going to have another demon king of the mixed world~! ”
At this moment, a middle-aged general, dressed in battle armor and walking in a tiger's step, walked over to this side.
It was Lee Hyo-gong.
"Lord Wang! How do you have time right now? ”
Although Li Zexuan didn't agree with what Li Xiaogong just said, "Datang wants to have one more demon king in the world", he was even more surprised that at this point in time, Li Xiaogong still had time to come and talk to them.
"Hehe~! Why is it not available? You see, the army has been put in order, the civilian caravans and sailors have been assembled, and they are waiting for Your Majesty to come! Why can't this king be free~? ”
Li Xiaogong pointed to the neat and ready army in the distance, and said casually.
Li Zexuan exclaimed: "The prince is really strict in governing the army, this is the army of tigers and wolves!" ”
"Haha! You're a good talker! ”
Li Xiaogong smiled proudly.
"Go! This skill is far worse than my old Cheng! Didn't you steal it from the pharmacist? ”
Others will give Li Xiaogong some face, but Cheng will not give it, Lao Cheng heard Li Xiaogong boasting there, and immediately couldn't help but say sarcastically.
"Uh, ahem! Zhijie, you~! ”
Li Xiaogong almost got angry, and what he said was not entirely wrong, most of Li Xiaogong's army command skills were learned when he fought side by side with Li Jing in the early years, so he could only stare at Cheng Jin.
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(End of chapter)