Chapter 11 I have anti-armor
At this time, Xun Yu rode a fast horse and galloped to the barracks, and saw that the soldiers were all on all fours, lying on the ground like dead kings.
And in the middle of the crowd, Cao Shuo didn't know where to find a sunflower and was leisurely eating melon seeds.
This Xun Yu thought about it with the layer of dead skin on the heel of his right foot, and he knew that it was a good thing that Cao Shuo had done again.
"Cao Shuo, you bastard, look at what the barracks have become!"
Xun Yu said as he came to Cao Shuo's face in small steps.
"Ding! Xun Yu scolded the host for being a bastard and got 88 points! ”
"It's really my good teacher, give me a big gift bag as soon as you come up!" Cao Shuo really wanted to give Xun Yu a big hug.
"This barracks is a place for soldiers to practice their lives, you kid come here for me......"
"Hey, is that thing any good, teacher?"
Cao Shuo hurriedly bowed to Xun Yu and said with a smile.
"You!"
Xun Yu thought of that section of bamboo, and he was even more angry: "Today I have to let you know, what is Lizhixin, what is the southeast and northwest ......"
If it was usual, Xun Yu would report directly to Cao Cao and let him start educating his son.
But now it is not what it used to be, Xun Yu is Cao Shuo's teacher and is qualified to discipline casually.
"Please! Teacher, what do you think of this thorn strip, is it smooth? Cao Shuo bent down to pick up a thorn on the ground and respectfully stuffed it into Xun Yu's hand.
"It's really lawless, look at the eldest prince Cao Ang, where are you like this!" Xun Yu was so angry that he threw out a few drops of urine.
"Yes, I should beat, teacher, remember to wrap the wattle with a cloth when you use it, otherwise it will hurt a little to beat someone."
"I ......"
Xun Yu was so angry that he almost didn't come up in one breath, staggered a few steps in embarrassment, and was helped by Cao Shuo:
"Teacher, hit me when you're angry, don't make yourself angry, come, hit me a few times first."
Cao Shuo looked at Xun Yu carefully, and thought silently in his heart:
This old man looks quite old, if he is wearing anti-armor......
It's not fun in case of death, and it is estimated that one ninja shoe will be enough.
"You are really a demon king of the world, today the old man wants to teach you a good lesson!"
Taking advantage of Xun Yu's speech, Cao Shuo took off his anti-armor and said with a smile:
"Teacher, you can just call it, if you are hungry, I still have something for you to eat."
"I'm going to kill you today!"
Xun Yu said, and a thorn slashed towards Cao Shuo's back.
"Ah, that place hurts......"
Cao Shuo deliberately screamed and rolled wildly on the ground.
But in fact, Cao Shuo felt like he was enjoying a luxurious massage.
Xun Yu is also a scholar, and now he is still old, so he can't cause any harm to Cao Shuo at all.
That stick hit Cao Shuo's body, it was really like scraping.
"Bastard, don't you dare in the future!"
Xun Yu was angry, taught a lesson while fighting, and gave Cao Shuo a wave of points.
"My good teacher, you are really awesome, you can give me points while giving me a massage!" Cao Shuo laughed in his heart.
"A little bit higher...... Hey, yes! ”
Ten minutes passed, and Xun Yu threw down the thorns: "I'm really angry...... Don't do it again. ”
Xun Yu glanced at Cao Shuo, who was lying on the ground, and suddenly felt a little distressed.
"This kid used to be in such poor health, isn't it a little bad for me to punish him like this?"
Suddenly, Xun Yu had a bad premonition, and hurriedly rushed to Cao Shuo's side and whispered:
"Cao Shuo, are you okay? I'm so stupid......"
"Huh?"
Cao Shuo rubbed his eyes: "It's over?" ”
"This ......"
Xun Yu suddenly understood that this kid was asleep just now!
Can you sleep even if you are beaten? This Cao Shuo is completely a little meat ball!
At that time, why did he have a short circuit in his head and wanted to be his teacher!
Xun Yu sat on the ground in despair, his face was full of light, and he felt that his fame was about to drift away with the wind.
"Teacher, let's start studying now after the fight!" Cao Shuo stood up with a spiral roll and said to Xun Yu seriously.
"Studying?" Xun Yu looked at Cao Shuo in shock.
This little devil actually said that he wanted to learn?
"Yes, I was going to be beaten if I made a mistake, and now I feel like my whole being has been sublimated." Cao Shuo said, stood up and bowed to Xun Yu again.
In fact, Cao Shuo was afraid that a wave would directly send Xun Yu away.
Otherwise, you will really have to play with the soldiers every day, and you will have to cut leeks round by round!
Xun Yu looked at Cao Shuo for a while, and said coldly: "You explain, what the hell do you have ideas?" ”
This Xun Yu is going to be a persecution paranoia.
But in the next half day, Cao Shuo's performance can be described as perfect.
Cao Shuo studied seriously in the mansion, and what Xun Yu said, Cao Shuo was able to relate to the current situation, and even draw inferences.
In a blink of an eye, the time was evening, and Xun Yu couldn't help but sigh: "This kid is really smart......
If you cultivate it well, the future is limitless!
As for the evil arts, Xun Yu didn't see it at all.
"The teacher has been so kind to me, I let the teacher taste my exclusive secret bird vodka!" When Cao Shuo finished studying, he bowed to Xun Yu.
"What?" Xun Yu looked at Cao Shuo curiously.
Cao Shuo smiled slightly, took out a bottle of vodka and said: "Teacher, wine is a thing that can deepen the relationship between people, and we also need wine to stabilize between teachers and students!" ”
As he spoke, Cao Shuo unscrewed the vodka bottle, and the room was suddenly filled with the aroma of wine.
"This wine...... It's so fragrant, it's still made of glass, and it's estimated that the price is expensive. Xun Yu couldn't help but sigh.
During the Three Kingdoms period, although sake was common, the alcohol content was generally low.
"This old man takes a sip, and he probably has to shout a thunder gaba!" Cao Shuo smiled and toasted to Xun Yu: "Teacher, your kindness is like a mountain, and the disciple is beyond words!" ”
And this vodka is a small gift from the primary lottery.
It's perfect to take it out now.
"Okay, you have to work harder in the future!" Xun Yu took a bite of his stomach, and suddenly felt like a burst of fire burning through his throat.
"This wine...... That's great! Xun Yu couldn't help but sigh.
Xun Yu thought of the corporal punishment of Cao Shuo just now, and he was really a little embarrassed.
"Come, I wish our teachers and students to live forever, and the teacher has another drink!" Cao Shuo poured Xun Yu full of wine again.
After a while, Xun Yu's face was flushed with drinking, and he couldn't stand up.
Cao Shuo saw that Xun Yu had drunk too much, and hurriedly said, "Teacher, I will give you another gift before leaving, remember to use it at night." ”
After speaking, Cao Shuo stuffed Xun Yu with a small box.
Xun Yu was already delirious, and while walking outside, he said in a general way: "You are really my good student, the old man is really proud of you!" ”