Chapter 10: Please, Stop Showing
On the other side at this time, Cao Shuo laughed out loud.
In fact, when choosing a teacher yesterday, Cao Shuo had already thought about choosing Xun Yu.
Why? Because he alone is a true scholar.
And what about the other four top strategists in Cao Ying?
Let's talk about Jia Xu first, this kid is a cub, lest the world be chaotic.
It can be said that the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms have developed to this day, and this kid has one-tenth of the credit.
In addition, Jia Xu once witnessed Cao Shuo's hand tearing Zhang embroidery, if he regarded this kid as a teacher, it is estimated that he would lick a dog, and he would not be able to brush any points at all.
As for Xun You, Cheng Yu, and Guo Jia, those who have seen the Three Kingdoms know that although they are not as bad as Jia Xu, they are all half a catty and eight taels, and they are not as decent as Xun Yu.
"Ding! Xun Yu scolded you for being a pervert and got 99 points! ”
"Hey, it's finally here!"
Cao Shuo laughed out loud, and glanced at the things piled up in his mind by lottery.
Just casually transformed a flychicke
cup, just make Xun Yu angry like this.
It's too angry...... No, it's so good to earn points!
"What about the system? Come and raffle! ”
Cao Shuo said with a smile, rubbing his hands and preparing to become the European Emperor.
"Ding! How many times does the host want to give it for free today? ”
Cao Shuo: "......"
Are the systems all so real now?
"Bring it to me...... The intermediate lottery is a lottery, and the low-level really can't brush anything good. Cao Shuo smiled and looked at his lifespan again.
Although it is said that there are no functional props in the low-level lottery, it is ...... in the field of healing
The low-level lottery is awesome.
It's much better than chasing someone else to bleed.
"Ding! Loading ...... for the host"
In the next second, a huge gold-inlaid turntable appeared in front of Cao Shuo's eyes.
Obviously, there are more cards than the low-level lottery!
"Give me first...... Let's do it five times and see what's good! Cao Shuo spoke like he was ordering a waist in a barbecue restaurant.
"Ding! Loading ...... for the host"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a [Chicken and Duck Mobile Phone]! ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a box of [Du Lei Death Limited Condoms]! ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a [Labour Earth Watch]! ”
Hearing this, Cao Shuo suddenly felt that he had given his points in vain.
What is this? There is no ...... in the Mikuni cock No, the sleeve has a dick.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a [Belt of Strength], Function: Increase HP! ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the [Anti-Injury Stabbing Armor] experience card for three days, function: feedback from the attacker one-third of the damage! ”
"Huh?"
Cao Shuo's eyes widened in surprise.
The next few things are awesome when you hear them!
Anti-armor, as well as a strength belt, two defensive equipment, take it when you are beaten, and take it off!
Especially the Belt of Strength, which increases health? Mom doesn't have to worry about me dying suddenly anymore!
"Hehe, go out and farm points first!" Cao Shuo directly put on the anti-armor and walked out the door.
At this time, Xun Yu was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes.
This half of the bamboo seems to have the word humiliation written on it!
Especially the length of ten centimeters made Xun Yu, an old man, feel ashamed.
"Come on, burn this thing for me!" Xun Yu was so angry that he pulled over a servant.
"Master, what kind of thing is this......" The servant picked it up curiously and looked at it, and immediately understood the purpose.
"This Cao Shuo is simply lawless! I made something to humiliate me, it's unreasonable! Xun Yu was still angry, and smashed half of the bamboo in his hand to the ground.
"Hey...... Master, if this thing is handed over to the villain for disposal, there will be no scum left of this thing smashed! The servant looked obscene and took the opportunity to pick it up.
"Shit! I'm going to see him burn down with my own eyes! I guess this thing is made of some kind of evil magic, and it will pollute the environment when placed in my place......"
Xun Yu said as he spoke, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
This thing is obviously not something that a carpenter can make at all, especially the soft and sticky material in the bamboo, Xun Yu has never seen it at all.
So, did Cao Shuo use evil magic to do it?
Thinking of this, Xun Yu suddenly felt a chill in his back.
"Cao Shuo is only fourteen years old, and he is addicted to witchcraft, no wonder he was not in good health before!" The more Xun Yu thought about it, the more scared he became.
The servant also noticed that Xun Yu's expression was wrong, and hurriedly said: "Master, this is evidence, as the saying goes, the bell needs to be tied to the bell, should we go directly to sue his father......"
"Are you demented!"
Xun Yu directly grabbed the servant's ears and scolded loudly: "The old man is a talent, he is a disciple of Confucius, and he can't be cured when he encounters evil art today, how can he go and tell the lord!" ”
Xun Yu was also very scared at this time, if Cao Cao knew that Cao Shuo was proficient in evil arts, would he be angry with this teacher?
"That'...... What is the master doing now? The servant rubbed his red ears and said with a smile on his face.
"This thing can't be kept, as for Cao Shuo, I have to cure him!" Xun Yu sighed and said, and threw the bamboo into the stove again.
The servant watched it turn to ashes, and he was very unwilling: "Hey, how cool it would be if I could use it a few times and throw it away......
"You, prepare a horse for me now, and the old man will go and treat this Cao Shuo now!" Xun Yu said loudly, almost losing his mind.
At this time, Cao Shuo came to the barracks again.
When the soldiers saw Cao Shuo coming, it was like a mouse seeing a cat, they all gave up the drill, and hid in the dormitory without coming out.
"Brothers, what I did wrong last time was here, and I came here today to apologize."
Cao Shuo said, bowing to the dormitory door.
"What?"
When the soldiers in the barracks heard this, they were all very surprised.
This kid admits his mistake? No way! The sun hasn't come out of the west!
"To show my apologies! Today I brought this! Cao Shuo said, throwing down a roll of wattles from the horse: "Today, everyone will beat me at will, I won't fight back, and I'm in good health, because I'm afraid that everyone will have a psychological burden, I will sign a life and death certificate for everyone......"
After speaking, Cao Shuo stuffed the life and death form into the crack in the door again.
“wtf!”
When the soldiers heard this, they rushed out of the dormitory in excitement.
What does this mean? Guilty of petitioning?
The soldiers are so happy!
This little sick cat came over today and said that he didn't have to pay for his life to kill someone, and he also brought tools?
You can rest assured, we will arrange a professional team to send you away happily!
And Cao Shuo also laughed when he saw the soldiers so happy.
This thorn increases the Soldier's Attack, reduces the damage of the Anti-Armor and Ninja Child, and increases the health of the Giant's Belt......
The damage on the body is basically zero, but the soldiers have no armor!
Cao Shuo directly incarnated as Huang Zhong himself at this time: "Everyone, please whip me!" ”