Chapter 1413: Cao Sun Liu and Xun Zhang Zhuge
"Brother Hu, now that the matter is now, it's really not interesting to hide it anymore, let's just be honest with each other."
Zhu Ping'an really couldn't stand the fat man's pretentious virtue, put down the teacup, and said to the greasy fat man.
"I'll go! Be honest with each other?! You are such a person! Sorry, I don't have a habit of splitting peaches! ”
When the greasy fat man heard this, his face changed greatly, and his fat face was full of horror, and he almost didn't fall off the chair.
Nima, what the hell are you thinking?! Zhu Ping'an was speechless until the corners of his mouth twitched, and he no longer gave the fat man a chance to open his mind, so he got up and left the table directly, and waved his hand to the greasy fat man in a serious manner: "Brother Xu, let's officially meet you, I am Zhu Ping'an in Xiahe." ”
Wheel!
The greasy fat man completely fell off the chair this time, and looked at Zhu Ping'an with a fat face full of surprise and surprise, "What are you calling me?" Little brother, you drank too much, I'm Brother Hu, what is Brother Xu. The neurotic surnamed Xu is next door, and being a neighbor with him is really eight lifetimes of blood mold......"
"Xu Wei Xu Wenchang, I have admired the name for a long time." Zhu Ping'an was unmoved, looked at the fat man with a smile, and waved his hands again.
Zhu Ping'an's eyes were burning, the fat man's eyes flickered, and after looking at each other for two seconds, the fat man was defeated and turned his face away.
"Let's talk about it first, I don't have any money, if you come to collect debts, you will be disappointed." Xu Wei didn't deny his identity anymore, he raised his fat face, and a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, spreading his hands and saying with a single hand.
Debt collection?! Who spends so much money on debt collection?! I invite you to dinner every once in a while, and I clean your room?!
Liu Mu and Liu Dadao couldn't help but look sideways.
"Hehe, Brother Xu, don't worry, we are not debt collectors, we have admired Brother Xu's name for a long time, and we have come here."
Zhu Ping'an smiled.
"It's not a debt collector, I said it earlier, it scared me. I've got to eat a piece of meat to soothe my head. Xu Wei patted his buttocks from the ground, the old god was sitting on the chair, picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of Dongpo meat in his mouth, and was about to chew it, when his eyes suddenly widened, he turned his head to look at Zhu Ping'an, and screamed, "Wait, you, what did you just say your name is?!" ”
"Brother Xu, let me introduce myself again, junior brother Zhu Ping'an, a person from Xiahe Village, is currently ......"
Before Zhu Ping'an's words were finished, he heard a strange scream from Xu Wei's mouth, and then suddenly, even the person with the chair fell to the ground, and a pair of chopsticks in his hand flew out at once......
"You! You! You are Zhu Ping'an!! Xu Wei got up from the ground, picked up chopsticks regardless of it, and came directly to Zhu Ping'an, a fat face was almost pasted to Zhu Ping'an, and his little eyes were about to bulge out, and Zhu Ping'an was seen from head to foot, and then from foot to head, like studying aliens.
Zhu Ping'an avoided it without a trace, if he didn't hide, he couldn't do it, this thing was simply a watering can, and saliva was going to be sprayed on his face.
"Yes, the little brother is Zhu Ping'an." Zhu Ping'an nodded.
Xu Wei was confirmed by Zhu Ping'an, stared at Zhu Ping'an and looked at Zhu Ping'an from beginning to end with small eyes, especially staring at Zhu Ping'an's face carefully, as if Zhu Ping'an's face had blossomed, looked at it for a long time, shook his head and said, "You are not three heads and six arms, your head is not big, you are far from the fight, and your appearance is also ordinary, not as handsome and chic as me." ”
"Ahem, what, is it rumored that I have three heads and six arms, a big head like a fight, and a handsome and dashing man?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but tug at the corners of his mouth.
"It's not just rumors. In that year's township test, you became the youngest person in Nanzhili, when you tasted the deer feast, and my name fell on Sun Mountain, shrunk in the inn, with the scraps of cold preserved fruit, and heard the voice of touting you several times, among which some people said that you are handsome and chic, fluttering like a fairy, and your head is as big as fighting and intelligent...... In addition, some time ago, when you were fighting against the Japanese and defending Jingnan, some people said that you had three heads and six arms, invulnerable, holding an iron gun, seven in and seven out of the group of Japanese invaders, and the Japanese who killed fell into the flowers, which is simply Zhao Zilong's life...... They just talk nonsense with their eyes open. ”
Xu Wei spat on the ground and said indignantly.
Handsome and chic, wisdom is the best in ancient and modern times, Zhao Zilong is alive...... When Zhu Ping'an heard this, he couldn't help blushing.
"Alas, how unfair God is, I want me Xu someone to go to school for more than 20 years, township test several times, has not been able to win, why you kid is so good, the year of the weak crown has not yet arrived, and it has been from the children's test, the county test, the government test, the township test, the meeting test, the palace test all the way through, and finally dominated the top high school champion, riding a horse and stepping on the flower capital, how many little girls and daughters-in-law have a rippling heart, you are really hateful......"
Xu Wei glanced at Zhu Ping'an, his small eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and the corners of his mouth were grinning.
"Childe, I can't help it. surnamed Xu, you say that God is unfair, I think God is fair and tight. Don't say anything else, you are still sleeping under the bed on the third pole in the day, but my son-in-law is still reading at night in the middle of the night, and he gets up before dawn the next day......" Liu Dadao couldn't help it, and suppressed his temper.
"Ahem, I'm sleeping...... That's when I read the book thoroughly, I know the knowledge in my chest, and I can sleep and recharge. ”
Xu Wei coughed, and replied with a slightly red fat face.
Liu Dadao originally wanted to sarcastically mock Xu Wei again, others sleep to recuperate for better study and work the next day, and you sleep to recuperate for a better sleep the next day, can it be the same, but thinking of Zhu Ping'an's advice when he came, in order not to spoil Zhu Ping'an's affairs, he held back.
"Big knife, Brother Xu's genius, can't be regarded as an ordinary person." Zhu Ping'an shook his head slightly and said to Liu Dadao.
"Hehe, why is the family a son, you are a follower, this is the reason." Xu Wei was complacent.
Liu Dadao snorted and was silent.
"Brother Xu, I have been visiting again and again, but I really have one thing to ask for." Zhu Ping'an got up and arched his hand.
"What?" Old God Xu Wei sat on the chair and looked up and asked.
"Ping An has the ambition to sweep away the Japanese bandits, be loyal to the country, ask for the people's life, and ask Brother Xu to go out of the mountain to help me."
Zhu Ping'an bowed to Xu Wei and said with a long bow.
When Xu Wei heard this, he didn't get up, nor did he agree or refuse, but raised his head and looked at Zhu Ping'an with a chuckle, "What do you think of me?" ”
"Brother Xu is a genius, calligraphy, poetry, literature and painting are all strange, he has a strategy, a frank temperament, and he has been admired for a long time."
Zhu Ping'an replied.
"What is it like to you?" Xu Wei asked again.
"More than that." Zhu Ping'an replied.
"That being the case, why am I not Cao Sun Liu, but Xun Zhang Zhuge Hu?" Xu Wei asked with a smile.