Chapter 1412: What Do You Want to Do to Me
Zhu Ping'an walked into the house and found that the room that he had only helped the fat man clean a few days ago had now become a dirty and messy pigsty, clothes and garbage were flying on the ground, and the leftovers of soup and socks were smelling, and the smell of the whole room was suffocating...... I really don't know how fat people live in this environment!
The guys at the Shaoxing restaurant couldn't wait to put down the wine and food, and fled the fat pig house like a fly. Look at their posture of escaping, in their eyes, the fat man's room is hell level.
How can this room be done without cleaning?!
Zhu Ping'an smiled bitterly and rolled up his sleeves, beckoned Liu Mu and Liu Dadao, pulled the fat man, and started cleaning the room.
"You really don't need to spend time cleaning, anyway, it will become like this in a few days, let's eat first, it's not good if this wine and food are cold."
The greasy fat man held a broom in his hand, as if he was carrying a thousand pounds of heavy objects, and he swept the floor as if he had exhausted all his strength, a pair of small eyes did not leave the wine and food for a moment, and said to Zhu Ping'an with snort.
"Rest assured, the inside of the food box is sealed with a warm towel, and the wine and food will never be cold." Zhu Ping'an laughed.
Your room is as messy as the pigsty, and the smell is still so rushing, how can you eat it without cleaning it......
Zhu Ping'an's three outsiders sweated like rain, but the greasy fat man was grinding foreign workers there, and he was typical of not making any efforts, although he also held a broom in his hand, but he didn't even sweep out a big slap. Not only Liu Dadao looked sideways, but even Liu Mu couldn't help but look sideways at the fat man, he was really lazy to go home.
After about a stick of incense, the room was cleaned and renewed, the windows were opened for ventilation, and the indoor air was much fresher.
The greasy fat man couldn't wait to open the food box, took out the wine and food inside, and set up a full table.
"Little cutie, you miss me...... mua...... It's this taste......" When arranging, the greasy fat man couldn't stand it, so he directly reached out and pinched a drunken shrimp and stuffed it into his mouth, smacked his mouth for a moment, and closed his eyes with satisfaction, as if his life had reached its peak all of a sudden.
How does it feel? It's like I haven't eaten for half a year.
See the appearance of a greasy fat man without interest? Liu Dadao couldn't help but roll his eyes and sneered. They used to have only three points in the mountain village? Heavy conscription? Hunting for a living, often hungry? Especially in winter, the mountains are covered by heavy snow, and there is a serious shortage of grain storage? Prey is hard to find? It is common for them to be hungry at this time, but even if they are hungry and cold, they are not as unproductive as greasy and fat.
"Brother Hu, please." Zhu Ping'an stretched out his hand politely.
"Please, please." The greasy fat man has long been uninvited automatically? Holding chopsticks in hand and quickly picking up vegetables? I didn't have time to raise my head, so I stuffed my mouth with chopsticks one after another, and replied vaguely while gobbling it up.
"Brother Hu, drink tea smoothly." Zhu Ping'an smiled and picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea for the greasy fat man and put it in the fat man's hand.
"Good!" The fat man happened to eat greasy and choked? Zhu Ping'an's cup of tea can really be described as a charcoal in the snow, and the fat man picked up the teacup? After a few sips, the cow drank it all, and then continued to whirlwind the clouds.
That's it? The greasy fat man has been gobbling up nearly half a column of incense for nearly half a column of incense, after a full burp? Reluctantly slowed down the speed of swallowing? Of course? Even if he slowed down, he was half a beat faster than Zhu Ping'an and them.
Zhu Ping'an added two cups of tea to the fat man during the period, and moved five plates away from the fat man to him.
Seeing that the fat man slowed down, Zhu Ping'an poured a glass of wine for the fat man and said, "Brother Hu, I came to bid you farewell today." ”
"What?! Resignation?! When the greasy fat man heard this, his chopsticks suddenly stopped, and he looked at Zhu Ping'an with a reluctant face, "Are you going to leave Yingtian?!" Can you not go ......", and the crab roe in your mouth was not fragrant for a while.
Are you leaving Yingtian? Can you not go......
The fat man's reluctance made Zhu Ping'an a little surprised, and the fat man's retention made Zhu Ping'an even more surprised, and then hope rose in his heart, in this case, there is a play. Uncle Liu's three visits to the thatched house are not bullied.
"If you're gone, won't these delicacies tell me that you're going to have no chance...... Is the little happiness going to leave me like this?! ”
The fat man's next words brought Zhu Ping'an's accident back on track, okay, this is the fat man, this is the reality. Zhu Ping'an was not surprised by this.
"You're responsible for me." The fat man's eyes looked at Zhu Ping'an with emotion.
"Ahem...... Brother Hu, why do you say this? Zhu Ping'an listened to the fat man's shocking words, and almost didn't squirt out a sip of old tea. Hey, hey, hey, I can sue you for slander!
"You've fed my appetite these days, and I used to be able to deal with a meal, but now it's hard to swallow without wine or meat......"
The fat man wiped his mouth and accused.
I'm rubbing, dead fatty, you're too shameless, you're not as a scoundrel as you...... When Liu Dadao heard this, he couldn't bear it anymore after enduring it for a long time, and when he raised his head, he was about to slap the fat man, which was not enough for Liu Mu to be quick and fast, and before the fat man spoke, there was a kick under the table. was stepped on by Liu Mu and glared, and Liu Dadao swallowed back the words that came to his mouth.
"Hehe, I see." Zhu Ping'an immediately smiled when he heard this, and then said to the fat man, "Naturally, Brother Hu is reasonable, this is all my fault, I am naturally responsible for Brother Hu." ”
The fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an with some surprise, did your brain get caught by the door, and you really responded?!
"Brother Hu, you think this is good, Brother Hu might as well go with me, I guarantee that Brother Hu will have wine and meat for a while."
Zhu Ping'an showed a kind smile like a wolf grandmother, patted his chest, and assured the greasy fat man.
The fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an very vigilantly, his eyes were shining, as if he had seen through Zhu Ping'an.
Zhu Ping'an strives to maintain a harmless smile for humans and animals, this product deserves to be a legend of a generation, this vigilance.
"What wine and what meat?" The fat man looked up and asked seriously.
I'm ......
"The wine is naturally the old wine of Shaoxing, and the meat is at least the level of three meats, one vegetable, four dishes and one soup, and today's standard is every three or five times."
Zhu Ping'an became more and more a wolf grandmother, and said to the fat man as much as possible.
"Goo-dong...... Shaoxing old wine, three meat and one vegetable, four dishes and one soup......" The fat man couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva when he heard this.
"Yes." Zhu Ping'an nodded vigorously.
"What do you want to do to me without love for no reason?" The fat man wrapped the sheets around his body tightly.
What are you doing?!
Zhu Ping'an glanced at the fat man, and suddenly goosebumps rose, Nima, what do you want, my orientation is normal, and my taste is normal. You're not at the level of heavy taste anymore, you belong to dark cuisine!